FNAF MEMES 8
FNAF MEMES 8
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00:00 One of your creations successfully captured and killed a child.
00:04 It was your daughter.
00:05 Scott now.
00:07 Scott in 2023.
00:09 It's called Scooping Room.
00:12 Because it's the room with the scooper.
00:14 Dumbass.
00:15 You better be prepared Afton.
00:18 Because we are going to beat you with the power of friendship.
00:21 Delt.
00:24 Will him Afton.
00:25 Five nights at Freddy's 4.
00:28 Shut your pants simulator.
00:30 Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.
00:34 They are the same picture.
00:36 Class door opens.
00:39 Students.
00:40 Five nights at Freddy's fandom.
00:43 How many times do we have to kill the same stinky purple guy?
00:47 Purple guy.
00:49 Kill kids.
00:50 Purple guy.
00:51 Put kids into animatronics.
00:53 Purple guy.
00:54 Kids try to kill you.
00:56 Purple guy.
00:57 Kids try to kill you.
00:59 They look similar.
01:01 Marionette.
01:05 Me playing five nights at Freddy's 2 on the first night.
01:08 William.
01:10 Honey this is for you.
01:11 Elizabeth.
01:12 Can I play with her?
01:14 William.
01:15 No.
01:16 Keep the lights on.
01:18 Or.
01:19 Draw 25.
01:20 Gregory.
01:21 Gregory.
01:23 What are you still doing here?
01:24 I sleep.
01:25 I think you deserve a reward.
01:27 Go check the main stage.
01:29 Real shut.
01:30 I always come back.
01:33 William Afton.
01:34 Vengeful spirits.
01:35 If those kids could read.
01:37 They'd be very upset.
01:39 Five nights at Freddy's security breach.
01:42 You are inside an animatronic.
01:44 Any other five nights at Freddy's game.
01:46 You're inside an animatronic.
01:48 Take a nap.
01:50 Or take a permanent nap.
01:52 Time travel.
01:54 Time travel.
01:55 Falls.
01:56 The timeline.
01:57 I make Evan scared to go to Fredbear's diner.
02:01 Mitchel will help me with this.
02:03 He gets killed by Fredbear crushing his skull.
02:06 He gets killed by Fredbear crushing his skull.
02:09 She says she likes security breach.
02:12 She calls him sun drop.
02:14 People don't even say bless you anymore.
02:17 They just stare at you like this.
02:23 You create metal robot.
02:24 It kills someone.
02:26 It was your daughter.
02:27 It was your daughter.
02:28 Springtrap in 3+6.
02:31 I will actively hunt you down.
02:33 And try to kill you.
02:35 Springtrap in security breach.
02:37 Please help.
02:38 It's burn button.
02:39 Die.
02:41 Or.
02:42 Draw 25.
02:43 William Afton.
02:44 A fun fact before 2022.
02:48 Springtrap came back to life.
02:50 Because neither god nor satan wanted a furry in their kingdom.
02:54 Always come back.
02:56 Just die already.
02:58 William Afton.
02:59 Spring Bonnie during the bite of 83.
03:03 Five nights at Freddy's.
03:07 Mega Man.
03:08 Two friends turned rivals with very different ideologies build robot to fight each other.
03:13 I fear no man.
03:16 But that thing.
03:17 It scares me.
03:19 Afton.
03:20 Back in my days.
03:21 Kids didn't kill robots.
03:23 Vanny.
03:24 Sure William.
03:25 Let's get you to bed.
03:27 Me in the morning.
03:29 Expectation.
03:30 Reality.
03:31 When you use a heater.
03:34 To get rid of Rockstar Freddy.
03:35 Alright.
03:37 Then.
03:38 Keep your faz coins.
03:39 When the weirdo with the creepy rabbit costume tells you to follow him to the dark room.
03:44 Where no one can hear you screaming.
03:46 You son of a butch.
03:48 I'm in.
03:49 Five nights at Freddy's.
03:51 Five nights at Freddy's.
03:53 If glitch trap didn't exist.
03:55 I'm so glad.
03:57 That I'm past my cringy five nights at Freddy's kid phase.
04:00 Ah shut.
04:02 Here we go again.
04:03 Gregory.
04:05 I'm not mad.
04:06 Just.
04:07 Disappointed.
04:08 When you are fiddling around with the ultimate custom knight and accidentally get jump scared by Mr. Hippo.
04:17 This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years.
04:20 Go away.
04:22 Or.
04:23 Draw 25.
04:24 Bonnie in five nights at Freddy's won.
04:27 You leave the mega pizza plex.
04:30 And you discover Gregory is homeless.
04:32 I like singing.
04:34 I like dancing.
04:35 I like trains.
04:37 Don't ask what I do to the children when they sleep.
04:43 William.
04:45 Comes back.
04:46 All of the animatronics.
04:47 One time is funny.
04:49 Two times is ducking annoying.
04:51 Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.
04:56 They are the same picture.
04:57 Ever just twitch like this.
05:00 When it's cold in the bathroom.
05:02 Five nights at Freddy's in 2014.
05:08 I give people the scare of their lives.
05:10 And make them have nightmares for weeks.
05:13 Five nights at Freddy's now.
05:15 Help.
05:16 I'm filled with furry fact fan girls.
05:18 Die.
05:20 Or.
05:21 Draw 25.
05:22 Purple guy.
05:23 Nobody.
05:25 Every kid's wallpaper in 2015.
05:28 William.
05:30 Gets killed in a fire alongside his whole family.
05:33 Cassidy.
05:34 I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.
05:37 Man.
05:39 Woman.
05:40 Right.
05:41 Bulk.
05:42 Poor.
05:43 Rich.
05:44 Fire who says Phantom Freddy is possessed by Chris.
05:47 But Chris or Mitchel is sharing Golden Freddy with Cassidy.
05:50 Dying.
05:52 I always come back.
05:54 Five nights at Freddy's.
05:57 That game looks creepy.
05:58 Future me.
05:59 Blumhouse Studios.
06:02 Five nights at Freddy's movie.
06:04 Cut Chris Columbus from director.
06:06 Have script issues.
06:08 Ha.
06:09 Do both.
06:12 Keep talking to my girl and we're gonna have some issues butch.
06:15 Dude.
06:16 Who the duck are you?
06:17 Your worst ducking nightmare.
06:19 Quit talking to Emma.
06:20 Okie dokie.
06:21 What do you go to school if?
06:24 This is your director.
06:25 This school supplies.
06:27 These are the teachers.
06:28 And these the school uniforms.
06:30 So glad I grew up with this.
06:34 And not this.
06:35 I'm a five nights at Freddy's expert.
06:38 Oh yeah.
06:39 Name three characters.
06:41 Jeremy.
06:42 That's on me.
06:43 I set the bar too low.
06:45 Five nights at Freddy's songs aren't good.
06:48 Left behind.
06:49 We are aware.
06:50 Diner fire.
06:51 I got no time.
06:53 Five nights at Freddy's one song.
06:55 Afton family.
06:57 It being the year of five nights at Freddy's.
07:00 The last Chuck E. Cheese getting rid of its animatronics in June.
07:03 Thus making the closest thing to five nights at Freddy's not exist anymore.
07:08 All of Freddy's.
07:10 Scott coming back to Freddit after years of silence.
07:13 Just to drop the most based comment ever.
07:16 Me.
07:18 Everyone should be comfortable in their own scene.
07:20 My brain.
07:21 Except for you.
07:22 Me.
07:23 Except for me.
07:24 That's why you take other people's scene.
07:26 You son of a butch.
07:28 I mean.
07:29 You can't defeat us.
07:31 I know.
07:32 But he can.
07:33 So you're telling me that all of this.
07:38 The meerdeers.
07:39 The haunted animatronics.
07:40 Happened because you didn't let your friend build a 6.2 feet tall robot ballerina with mature woman shapes.
07:47 It's an oversimplification of events.
07:49 But.
07:50 Yes.
07:51 And this is where I'd put a company.
07:54 That won't spoil my games.
07:56 If I had one.
07:57 Remember class.
07:59 Anything can be art.
08:01 Except what William drew today.
08:03 William drew the plans of an evil robot that kills children.
08:06 William has created the opposite of art.
08:09 Henry.
08:11 Calls the police.
08:12 After finding dead children stuffed in mascots.
08:15 Will.
08:16 William Afton.
08:17 Ma'am.
08:18 You just kelled my vibe.
08:19 That swiggity whack.
08:20 Yo.
08:21 Me.
08:22 Five nights at Freddy's lore.
08:24 Can't be that complicated.
08:25 Five and a half hours of research plus all of Mad Pet's bullshit later.
08:30 It makes no ducking sense.
08:34 Every five nights at Freddy's glitched attraction animatronic.
08:37 Chomp.
08:38 Meanwhile Toy Chica.
08:40 Me and the boys watching the security guards power reach 0%.
08:45 The community.
08:48 There are no cannon ships.
08:50 Me.
08:51 Say you're a five nights at Freddy's fan the name three five nights at Freddy's characters me frizz.
08:57 No that is not how you're supposed to play the game.
09:00 Scott.
09:03 The last five nights at Freddy's game.
09:05 Scott this is the seventh time you said it will be the last game.
09:09 Me knowing everything about five nights at Freddy's.
09:13 Never played any game.
09:15 My mom opening door at 3am because she thinks I'm on my phone.
09:21 Me going back to school.
09:25 State testing.
09:26 I still don't understand why.
09:30 They have security cameras in a pizzeria's events.
09:33 Purple guy.
09:36 Langvindelad.
09:37 Don't say it.
09:40 OG five nights at Freddy's players.
09:44 Ah Bonnie.
09:45 August 8th 2014 to December 16th 2021.
09:50 I survived a lot of night alone and got killed by my brother.
09:56 Freddy help.
09:57 Chica is chasing me.
10:00 William Afton.
10:01 William Afton.
10:02 William Afton.
10:03 William Afton.
10:04 Me looking outside the window waiting for the Domino's Pizza Rio order.
10:10 Michael Afton.
10:13 No oh.
10:14 You can't just auto correct my name to a random thing.
10:18 You're supposed to be high tech.
10:20 Hand unit.
10:21 Ha ha.
10:22 Eggs Benedict goes brr.
10:24 Okay.
10:26 We need ideas for business to creep kids out.
10:29 Put chopped up bits of carrots in the pizzas.
10:32 Play your creepy melody.
10:33 Let me out of the cove.
10:35 Employee of the month.
10:37 Teacher.
10:39 Your partner for the project isn't that annoying.
10:41 Your partner.
10:43 This person is almost done.
10:46 Regret when they mature.
10:48 Just needs a pinch of regret.
10:50 For flavor.
10:51 Child in the five nights at Freddy's fandom.
10:54 The kid when they're older.
10:56 What do you mean I thought Calorex victimships were okay?
10:59 I'm sorry little one.
11:01 Defeat Springtrap.
11:04 Defeat Cupid 19.
11:05 Gregory.
11:07 Stop c***ing kids.
11:10 Or.
11:11 Draw 25.
11:12 Trade offer.
11:14 I receive.
11:15 You.
11:16 Mitch Eel.
11:17 Yes.
11:18 You.
11:19 Mitch E. Lafton.
11:20 And infinite exotic butters for all of entirety.
11:23 You receive.
11:24 A scoop from the scooper.
11:26 So I can live inside you forever.
11:28 Ennard.
11:29 Mike Schmidt.
11:31 Can you please fix the kitchen security camera?
11:34 Only the audio works.
11:36 Fazbear Entertainment.
11:37 No.
11:38 Five nights at Freddy's 2 animatronics.
11:42 We won't c*** kids.
11:44 We'll c*** adults.
11:45 William Afton.
11:46 But I made y'all to c*** kids.
11:48 Five nights at Freddy's 2 animatronics.
11:51 Did I stutter?
11:53 You have made eye contact with us.
11:55 We will now force you into a Pokemon battle.
11:58 When you see a child in the chair staring at you.
12:02 Mitch E. Lafton's reflection.
12:05 In five nights at Freddy's 5.
12:07 Just because I'm everywhere, doesn't mean I'm annoying.
12:12 I mean.
12:13 People did call me annoying.
12:15 But not because I'm everywhere.
12:17 Twitter cancelling Scott.
12:20 And making him retire.
12:21 Five nights at Freddy's fans about to spam Twitter.
12:24 Twitter with one star reviews on the 7 year anniversary of Five Nights at Freddy's.
12:29 William Afton celebrating.
12:32 That the kids spirits can't see him whilst in the spring Bonnie suit.
12:36 The raindrops triggering the spring locks and trapping William.
12:39 None.
12:42 Five nights at Freddy's fan.
12:43 Dreadbear.
12:44 Is this a rip off Frankenstein?
12:46 Five nights at Freddy's media.
12:50 Afton needs to die at some point.
12:52 Afton.
12:53 No.
12:54 I don't think I will.
12:55 Scott.
12:57 We need a name for the new Five Nights at Freddy's animatronics.
13:00 Repaired.
13:01 New age.
13:02 Glamrock.
13:03 Employee of the month.
13:05 Vice president.
13:06 Welcome to hell.
13:08 Do you have any idea why you're here?
13:10 I tried to cancel Scott Cawthon.
13:13 Hello God.
13:16 He's here.
13:17 Where Freddy?
13:19 Circus baby.
13:20 Do you know why they call it the scooper?
13:23 Michael Afton.
13:24 No.
13:25 Circus baby.
13:26 Do you have stupid?
13:28 Foxy the pirate is now quacking into your database.
13:32 Someone please take away my school laptop.
13:37 Just die already.
13:40 Or.
13:41 Draw 25.
13:42 Teacher.
13:45 Always tell me if someone's bowling you.
13:47 Also teacher when I tell.
13:49 Shadow Freddy.
13:52 I will eat your soul.
13:54 You don't say?
13:56 Hey.
13:58 You there.
13:59 I don't have much time.
14:00 Mangles gender is.
14:02 Why does everyone hate me?
14:05 Cause you are ugly and annoying.
14:07 Now you're nourished for not being a success.
14:10 William Afton.
14:12 Mere dear multiple kids.
14:14 Get away with it.
14:15 Get locked in a spring lock suit and die.
14:17 Get locked in a spring lock suit and die.
14:19 Come back as spring trap and kill more people.
14:22 Gregory.
14:25 I have been trapped in this jar.
14:27 Please let me out.
14:28 I've seen others filled with a white liquid.
14:30 And I don't think it's cake batter.
14:32 Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.
14:37 They're the same picture.
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