The Ballad of Big Dog Roman Reigns! | Calling Spots | partsFUNknown

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On this episode of Calling Spots, Adam wrote a song about Roman Reigns, forgot it, & now its a haunted nursey rhyme!
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For this edition of Calling Spots Adam wrote a song, a song that is listened to once, immediately forgotten and then becomes a sort of haunting children's nursery rhyme about Roman Reigns being on Smackdown played with a hoover... this show, man.

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00:00 Apparently Adam had a guitar.
00:02 Um...
00:04 [drilling]
00:08 [hammering]
00:11 I was given, so I'm going to...
00:13 slap-a-da-beast-man!
00:15 Oh, dearie me.
00:17 [drilling]
00:18 Yeah!
00:20 All together now.
00:21 Three, two, one...
00:23 F*** you, Adam.
00:25 [imitates guitar]
00:28 Rock and roll.
00:30 Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:32 Calling Spots,
00:34 a narrative telephone game.
00:36 If you're new here to the series, let me go ahead
00:38 and break down exactly how this is going to work.
00:41 One member of the WrestleTalk team
00:43 has created a story set in the WWE Universe.
00:46 They've then told that story to camera
00:48 and have sent it to another member of the team.
00:51 That person then has one try
00:53 to watch and memorise their story
00:55 before trying to recount it to the best of their ability.
00:58 They then send their version over to another member of the team
01:01 and so on and so on until everyone has gone.
01:04 Then we all hop in a call at the end together
01:06 and we point fingers and blame
01:08 and talk about exactly where it went wrong.
01:10 So without further ado, let's get into this story.
01:13 This one comes from our very own Adam Blampied.
01:16 Hi there, I thought I'd do something a little differently for this one.
01:21 I thought I'd go full bard.
01:23 I don't know how to play the guitar.
01:26 # So gather round, townsfolk, from peddler to thief
01:30 # Let me tell you the tale of the great tribal chief
01:34 # He had hair wet as dogs, he had teeth wide as dogs
01:38 # He had friends who were dogs, he's a really big dog
01:42 # He will fight, he will win
01:45 # He will bite, he will sing
01:48 # He's more vile than before
01:51 # From the Isles of Samoor
01:55 # Much wretched was Roman when virtue his game
01:59 # But he went bad at SummerSlam and joined with Paul Heyman
02:03 # He ruled over Smackdown, potential let loose
02:07 # And he layeth to Smackdown on Noble J. Oose
02:10 # He will fight, he will win
02:12 # He will bite, he will sing
02:14 # He's more vile than before from the Isles of Samoor
02:17 # He's a dog, diggy, diggy, big dog
02:19 # With shiny white teeth
02:21 # He's a big dog, big diggy dog
02:23 # He's the great tribal chief
02:25 # At the end of the story, those listening to me
02:30 # They're under the glory
02:33 # A great irony
02:37 # Like Rocky before him, who failed as a face
02:42 # Reigns had to go evil to rule in Rock's place
02:45 # He will bite, he will win
02:46 # He will fight, he will sing
02:48 # He's more vile than before from the Isles of Samoor
02:51 # He's a big doggy, diggy, big dog, big dog, big dog, big dog
02:54 # He's a big dog, big woofy dog, big bark, woof, dog, woof
02:57 # And when Rock finally comes back, the dog's gone too far
03:01 # He'll acknowledge the chief at WrestleMania
03:06 # And when Reigns finally turns back into a face
03:11 # He'll be the most over
03:16 # Except maybe Mace or T-Bar
03:21 # Or Slabjack
03:27 # Remix!
03:29 # No longer Superman, he's the tribal chief
03:30 # Feeling with the heel now, big relief
03:32 # Picking up victories by the dozens
03:33 # Kicking the s**t out of his cousins
03:35 # Topless makes the girls insane
03:36 # Screaming out one voice, Roman Reigns
03:37 # Ruling of the islands of Samoor
03:39 # Cocking his fist and saying, "Oo-ah!"
03:41 # #
03:48 Right, so I don't have a guitar, but just pretend this is a guitar
03:51 'cause Adam had one.
03:52 And firstly, all together now,
03:55 three, two, one, f**k you, Adam.
03:58 Right, here we go. Let's pretend this is a guitar,
04:00 let's pretend this is a song.
04:02 (CLEARS THROAT)
04:03 He can't play the guitar and I can't play this bag,
04:08 so it all works.
04:09 Um...
04:11 # Let me tell you a tale of your new tribal chief
04:15 # Who came back from lockdown
04:20 # And turned over a new leaf
04:23 Eh, not bad, me.
04:25 Uh, this is nothing like what Adam did, but we're gonna go with it.
04:28 Uh...
04:29 # His hair's wet like a dog
04:33 # His teeth are white like a dog
04:35 # He's Big Dog Roman
04:38 # Woof, woof, Big Dog
04:40 # He...
04:44 # He's much more vile than before
04:50 # From the Isles of Samor
04:53 # Summon about Jeyuso
05:00 # And he beat him up real bad
05:02 # He's beating up his cousins
05:07 # And he's...
05:09 # Hmm...
05:11 (LAUGHS)
05:12 # He's beating up his cousins
05:14 # And he's...
05:16 Can't think of anything that rhymes with cousins right now.
05:19 # So instead I'll say he hits them with a spear
05:24 # And instilled them with fear
05:27 # And then he celebrated with a beer
05:31 # And he...
05:36 # Left him in the rear
05:38 Sounds kind of sexual, but it's not.
05:40 Uh...
05:42 # It's your tribal chief who turned over a new leaf
05:48 # And he's got really big beef
05:51 # With...
05:54 # The...
05:59 # Other people who claim they're chiefs
06:04 Oh, this is bad!
06:06 It's a real bad episode.
06:08 Once again, all together now, three, two, one.
06:10 # F*** you, Adam
06:12 He also did a rap at the end.
06:14 Uh...
06:16 # The...
06:17 # Remix
06:19 # Do-do-do
06:20 # Wa-wa-wa
06:21 Etc.
06:22 Um...
06:24 (CLEARS THROAT)
06:26 I'm not gonna try, I don't think, for that.
06:34 He's a big dog.
06:36 And he beats up...
06:38 And he beat up Jay.
06:39 And now he's on his way
06:41 To laying some hay.
06:43 He's laying down by the bay.
06:46 What do you say?
06:50 All together now, three, two, one.
07:03 # F*** you, Adam
07:05 This is going to be really bad
07:09 Because Pete didn't know any of it.
07:11 So it's basically going to be three minutes of me
07:13 Making things up.
07:17 Roman Reigns is back from lockdown.
07:22 He's come back with a big frown.
07:26 He's...
07:31 Got lots of superstars with beef.
07:33 And he's turning over a new leaf.
07:37 He's got really...
07:40 Wet hair.
07:43 He's given the roster a...
07:45 Scare.
07:48 He's from the Isle of S'more.
07:53 And he wants to beat up Jey Uso S'more.
08:01 # F*** you, Adam
08:03 The roster's really scared.
08:13 He beats them so they're visually impaired.
08:18 His cousins really hate him.
08:22 # F*** you, Adam
08:24 We used to think the Smackdown writers were dim.
08:33 But now they're not because he's really good.
08:36 He's turning over a new leaf.
08:40 Pete repeated that bit because he knew it.
08:42 Leaf.
08:44 Queef.
08:47 He's from S'more which is near Australia.
08:50 Which has got the Great Barrier Reef.
08:52 Mate, this is...
08:55 Oh yeah, he said "F*** you, Adam" a lot.
08:58 Because Adam wrote this and...
09:00 Pete didn't remember any of it.
09:03 He said that there was a rap.
09:05 Which he didn't know.
09:10 So he just said things like...
09:12 Roman Jey Paul Heyman.
09:18 Is as evil as a caiman.
09:21 Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
09:28 Big Dog.
09:31 Is a frog because he jumps over the competition.
09:36 Wow, he's really started the ignition.
09:40 That man's got a lot of ambition.
09:45 So much so he may even work out nuclear fission.
09:49 Or is it fusion? That's not been worked out.
09:52 Kylo Reilly.
09:58 Can you believe it?
10:04 Right.
10:06 I've got my guitar. It's a rolled up yoga mat.
10:09 Only the pros play one of these.
10:12 Let's see how we do.
10:15 Roman Reigns is back and it's after lockdown.
10:19 And now he wears a big frown.
10:24 In my head it's going vroom.
10:26 All of the superstars, he has lots of beef.
10:32 Because he is turning over a brand new leaf.
10:37 Roman Reigns, he has really wet hair.
10:43 All of the other superstars, they are really scared.
10:48 He comes from the Isle of Samoa.
10:53 He wants to beat up Jey Uso Samoa.
10:57 The Smackdown roster really scared.
11:01 Because he's leaving them visually impaired.
11:04 F*** you Adam, f*** you Adam, f*** you Adam.
11:11 He's turning over a brand new leaf.
11:14 This is the only bit that Pete could remember.
11:18 F*** you Adam, f*** you Adam, f*** you Adam.
11:22 Queef.
11:24 This is probably the bit where the rap comes in.
11:27 I don't know, it's a bit about something about the great...
11:32 It's about being dim.
11:34 This is the bit where the rap comes in.
11:37 Something about the Smackdown writers being really dim.
11:41 Because we used to think that, but now we don't.
11:43 Because the Roman Reigns bit actually slaps pretty hard.
11:46 It's really good, well done them guys on writing that bit.
11:49 He comes from Samoa, which is near Australia.
11:52 Which has the Great Barrier Reef.
11:55 The rap bit is coming in now.
11:58 Roman Reigns, Jey Uso.
12:01 Paul Heyman, Paul Heyman, Paul Heyman.
12:06 Dangerous like a caiman.
12:07 Paul Heyman, it's Paul Heyman.
12:09 I'm white, I feel really white right now.
12:12 Does anyone else feel really white right now?
12:14 Just me?
12:15 Okay, f*** you Adam.
12:16 It's Roman Reigns, he's back from lockdown.
12:19 He's giving everyone else a beatdown.
12:21 Because he's wearing a big new frown.
12:23 Turning over a new leaf.
12:25 That's the only bit that Pete could remember.
12:27 F*** you Adam.
12:29 Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
12:31 Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
12:33 She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes.
12:36 F*** you Adam.
12:37 She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes.
12:40 And you Pete.
12:41 She'll be coming round the mountain.
12:44 Coming round the mountain.
12:46 Coming round the mountain when she comes.
12:49 Not remembering the story.
12:51 20 minute, sorry, 20 second instrumental.
12:54 [Instrumental]
13:10 3, 2, 1.
13:12 Can you believe it?
13:13 [Imitates drum roll]
13:15 F***.
13:16 Rock and roll.
13:17 Using my championship as a guitar.
13:22 Like I'm Hogan.
13:24 Bring, Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
13:29 Bring, back once again after lockdown.
13:35 Bring, but now he sports a frown.
13:41 Bring, Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
13:47 Bring, he really hates Jey Uso-o.
13:52 Bring, because the Smackdown writers told him so.
13:57 Bring, Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
14:02 Already forgotten it.
14:03 Bring, and he sports a big frown.
14:08 F*** you Adam.
14:09 F*** you Adam.
14:10 Pete could remember it, neither could Laurie.
14:12 F*** you Adam.
14:13 F*** you Adam.
14:14 He made it too hard according to Pete and Laurie.
14:17 They couldn't remember this.
14:19 Something about Paul Heyman.
14:21 Hey, hey, hey, Heyman.
14:23 Heyman.
14:24 Bring, Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
14:26 I've forgotten the rest of it.
14:28 Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
14:30 I'm playing the championship like it's a guitar.
14:32 Bring, there's a bit when a rap comes in.
14:36 The Smackdown writers are quite dim.
14:40 Bring, but we don't think that now.
14:44 Bring, because we like Smackdown.
14:49 Bring, Roman Reigns is from Samoa.
14:55 Bring, it's an island with the Great Barrier Reef or something.
15:03 I don't know if that's right, I don't know geography.
15:05 Bring, there's apparently a rap in all of this.
15:10 Bring, but Laurie couldn't remember it.
15:14 Bring, he thinks it's about Paul Heyman.
15:18 Heyman, I feel so white.
15:20 Laurie said he's white as I am also white.
15:22 Roman Reigns.
15:23 F*** you Adam.
15:24 F*** you Adam.
15:25 Pete and Laurie couldn't remember your dumb song.
15:27 F*** you Adam.
15:28 F*** you Adam.
15:29 I think it's probably meant to be from Moana.
15:31 Bring, Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
15:34 Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
15:35 Ha, Rawhide.
15:36 Bring, she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes.
15:40 She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes.
15:43 Rollin', rollin', Rawhide.
15:45 F*** you Adam.
15:46 And now it's time for a 20, maybe even 30 second instrumental solo.
15:52 Because that was all I was given.
15:54 So I'm going to slap a da beest man.
15:57 Oh, deary me.
15:59 Slap a da beest man.
16:02 15 seconds.
16:05 F*** you Adam.
16:07 Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
16:09 Ha.
16:10 Yo, you'll be loving this shit right here.
16:12 L-I-M-P.
16:13 Bizkid is right.
16:14 3, 2, 1.
16:15 Can you believe it?
16:17 And that's my, that's my time.
16:20 Oh, Christ.
16:24 Now, I don't have a championship belt to play.
16:29 So here I have a Dyson cordless vacuum.
16:34 Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
16:39 Bring, bring.
16:42 And now he has a big frown.
16:46 Bring, bring.
16:49 They didn't want him around.
16:55 Bring, bring.
16:59 Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
17:02 Bring, bring.
17:04 What even is this tune?
17:06 Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
17:09 Bring, bring.
17:12 He doesn't, he doesn't like Jimmy Usoho.
17:19 Bring, bring.
17:22 But the writers of Smackdown told him so.
17:25 Bring, bring.
17:28 'Cause Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
17:32 Bring, bring.
17:35 Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
17:38 Bring, bring.
17:41 F*** you, Adam, you big clown.
17:45 Bring, bring.
17:48 Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
17:51 Bring, bring.
17:54 And he's with Paul Heyman.
17:57 Bring, bring.
18:00 Now there is a rap in here.
18:03 Bring, bring.
18:05 But Luke Laurie Pete didn't include it here.
18:12 Bring, bring.
18:15 Luke did some Limp Bizkit though.
18:18 Bring, bring.
18:20 Calling back to a previous episode.
18:25 Bring, bring.
18:28 Ahhh.
18:31 Then he did something from the
18:36 Bring, bring.
18:38 Blues Brothers film where they sing
18:40 Rawhide, Rawhide.
18:43 Bring, bring.
18:45 This is about the point where he
18:48 left out all the other bits and couldn't remember stuff.
18:52 Bring, bring.
18:55 So we just had a
18:58 I think it was a 20 second
19:01 instrumental but mine's gonna be more like 35.
19:05 [Loud saw noise]
19:16 Yeah!
19:18 Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
19:22 Roman Reigns is on Smackdown.
19:30 [Saw noise]
19:34 [Beep]
19:35 [Beep]
19:37 Hello! Welcome to the watch along section of the video.
19:41 Hello everyone. First try. Every try.
19:44 Yeah. Well Adam.
19:47 What did you do this time?
19:50 I provided you with a story.
19:53 But it's an old fashioned kind of story.
19:55 How they used to do in them olden days.
19:57 Considering that all of y'all pretty much have played
20:00 Dungeons and Dragons at some point,
20:03 I thought this would be right in your wheelhouse.
20:05 Especially you, Peter.
20:07 Are you trying to say, Adam, that your story
20:10 is more oldie time than Andy's was?
20:13 [Laughter]
20:15 Yes. Mine has endured throughout history
20:18 more than the greatest story ever told.
20:22 Shall we see what happens?
20:24 Let's watch. Oh I'm so excited.
20:26 I haven't played a bard.
20:28 Alright. You've been three weeks in the making.
20:31 Yeah.
20:32 What kind of a bard is this?
20:35 I'm Johnny Flynn.
20:37 I went to... He was from a town known as Dalston.
20:41 I noticed the story is 5 minutes 44.
20:45 I stuck to time.
20:47 Someone did not.
20:49 Someone did a proper kind of
20:52 free bird level of indulgence.
20:55 My initial one was like 2 minutes.
20:59 It felt like, I'll tell you now, it felt like 7.
21:03 The video I got was 3 minutes.
21:05 Wait, wait. How could it be only 5 minutes 44 for everyone?
21:09 No, this is just the beginning and the end.
21:12 Is this your first time, Andy?
21:14 You've seen Calling Spots, yeah?
21:16 You would agree with what I...
21:18 Watch the full one. You have to go to our Patreon page.
21:21 It was a plug.
21:23 We all have to sign in for that.
21:25 Right. Shut up. That's not what people are here for.
21:27 Let's watch.
21:28 Here's the thing.
21:29 Hi there. I thought I'd do something a little differently.
21:31 For this one I thought I'd go full bard.
21:34 Full bard. Don't go full bard.
21:36 Never go full twat.
21:38 Gather round townsfolk from peddler to thief.
21:42 Let me tell you the tale of the great tribal chief.
21:46 He had hair wet as dogs.
21:48 He had teeth wide as dogs.
21:50 He had friends who were dogs.
21:52 He's a really big dog.
21:54 He will fight. He will win.
21:57 He will bite. He will sing.
22:00 He's more vile than before.
22:03 He's got a guitar.
22:05 He's the chief of Samor.
22:08 Much wretched was Roman when virtue his game.
22:12 But he went bad at Summer Slam and joined with Paul Heyman.
22:16 He ruled over Smackdown, Potential and Loose.
22:20 He layeth to Smackdown on Noble J.
22:23 He will fight. He will win.
22:25 He will bite. He will sing.
22:27 He's more vile than before.
22:29 He's a dog, diggy, diggy, big dog with shiny white teeth.
22:33 He's a big, diggy dog. He's a great tribal chief.
22:36 At the end of the story, those listening to me,
22:41 they're under the glory of great irony.
22:48 Like Rocky, the Thorn, who's failed as a face.
22:53 He went hot to go evil to rule in the first place.
22:56 He will bite. He will win.
22:58 He will fight. He will sing.
22:59 He's more vile than before from the Isles of Samor.
23:02 He's a big doggy, diggy, big dog, big dog, woof, bark, dog.
23:05 He's a big dog, big dog, nailed it. Woof, dog, woof.
23:08 This could be over a f***ing hour to record.
23:11 He'll acknowledge the chief of Arras, Romania.
23:16 And when rings finally turns back into a face.
23:22 He'll be the most over.
23:26 Except maybe Mace or Teeba or Slab-a-Jay.
23:37 Oh, remix. No longer Superman. He's a tribal chief.
23:41 Feeling with a hill now, big relief.
23:42 Picking up victories by the dozens.
23:44 Kicking the s*** out of his cousins.
23:45 Topless makes the girls insane.
23:46 Screaming out one voice, Roman reigns.
23:48 Ruling of the islands of Samor.
23:49 Cocking his fist and saying, "Ooo-ah."
23:51 There you go. That all made it through, right?
23:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.
23:56 That's about it.
23:57 That reminded me of the last point in time.
23:59 I couldn't do that.
24:00 Oh, Christ.
24:01 Game of Thrones was good.
24:03 I don't have a championship belt to play.
24:06 So here I have.
24:07 He was playing a championship belt.
24:09 Nice and cordless vacuum.
24:10 Relaxing with the Dyson.
24:12 Nice and cordless.
24:13 Roman reigns is on Smackdown.
24:16 Ring, ring.
24:19 And now he has a big frown.
24:23 Oh, no.
24:25 That's pretty good.
24:26 That's honestly what Luke gave me.
24:29 They didn't want him around.
24:32 Ring, ring.
24:35 Roman reigns is on Smackdown.
24:39 He is. He is to do that.
24:41 It's not wrong.
24:43 Roman reigns is on Smackdown.
24:46 I put so much time in.
24:47 Ring.
24:49 Always look over the bits you remember.
24:51 You sung that one loads of times.
24:53 He doesn't like Jimmy Uso.
24:55 Ho, ring.
24:57 That was not in my name.
24:58 But the writers of Smackdown told him so.
25:02 Ring, ring.
25:04 I think your telephone's ringing on.
25:06 Roman reigns is on Smackdown.
25:08 Ring, ring.
25:11 Roman reigns is on Smackdown.
25:15 He's not on Smackdown.
25:17 I wish that Roman reigns had been dropped into the air before.
25:21 Ring, ring.
25:23 Roman reigns is on Smackdown.
25:26 He's not on Smackdown.
25:28 It's three minutes.
25:30 And he's with Paul Heyman.
25:32 Ring, ring.
25:34 Now there is a rap in here.
25:38 Ring, ring.
25:40 But Luke, Laurie, Pete.
25:44 Didn't include it here.
25:48 Ring, ring.
25:50 Luke did some limp biscuit though.
25:53 Ring, ring.
25:55 Calling back to a previous episode.
26:00 Ring, ring.
26:03 You've got bars, I think.
26:05 Are these bars?
26:07 Oh, wait.
26:09 Then he did something from the.
26:11 Ring, ring.
26:14 Blues Brothers film.
26:16 Ring, ring.
26:20 This is about the point where he left out all the other bits and couldn't remember stuff.
26:27 So we just had.
26:31 I think it was a 20 second.
26:35 Instrumental, but mine's going to be more like 35.
26:39 Oh, my God.
26:41 Oh, all right.
26:43 See my head.
26:49 This is fuzzy.
26:51 Yeah.
26:53 Roman reigns is on Smackdown.
26:56 Judas in my mind.
26:58 Roman reigns is on Smackdown.
27:05 This also take you an hour.
27:09 Luke, I've been holding this for five minutes, but it's really annoying.
27:13 Oh, man.
27:15 Oh, wow.
27:16 That's brilliant.
27:18 I actually can't tell where it went.
27:20 Where did it go wrong?
27:21 I can't.
27:22 Yeah, it went wrong with me.
27:24 I was second.
27:25 I think that went right.
27:28 I got pretty much everything.
27:31 That's what Laurie gave to me.
27:33 Look how much easier that is to remember.
27:36 Roman reigns is on Smackdown.
27:38 Never mind your diggity dog, et cetera.
27:41 No, I didn't expect that to make it through, but I had a chorus in there.
27:44 I repeated it.
27:45 I want to point out.
27:47 I want to point out both Laurie and mine's definitely has a chorus.
27:52 Roman reigns is on Smackdown.
27:55 That's the verse.
27:56 Oh, me and Laurie have got a chorus.
28:02 The thing is, Adam, you did have a chorus, but everything around it was so
28:06 distracting that I don't think Pete could focus on the chorus.
28:10 It was a lot to take in.
28:12 I saw you in a wig.
28:14 I freaked out.
28:15 I saw you with a guitar.
28:16 I freaked out.
28:17 And then you just did all of the singing, and I was like, I don't want to sing.
28:20 No, I don't want to do that.
28:22 No.
28:23 And then you started rapping, and I was like, oh, no.
28:24 They're going to expect me to do that, and I still can't do that either.
28:27 I don't know what he said.
28:28 And then the video was ended, and I was like, oh,
28:30 I haven't got any lines from here.
28:33 You're going to spread it, right, Pete?
28:35 Hey, look.
28:36 But, Pete, you love a rap.
28:37 The important thing to discuss is that Roman reigns made it all the way
28:40 through.
28:41 He did.
28:42 And he's on Smackdown now.
28:44 And he's with Paul Heyman.
28:45 And he's managed by Paul Heyman.
28:46 Yeah.
28:47 Well done, everyone.
28:48 I would say that was a rousing success.
28:50 I would say--
28:51 You could have just freestyled.
28:53 Although I'm in no position to give advice on remembering things.
28:56 I close my eyes.
28:58 I close my eyes and listen to only the words.
29:01 And you're not thrown by any--
29:03 That's how you should listen to it.
29:05 And it worked.
29:06 It's worked every time.
29:07 Yeah.
29:08 Adam's had that press on to vinyl, obviously.
29:10 It sounds warmer.
29:11 They're in the post.
29:13 Yeah.
29:15 Well, I'm really sad that you beat my baby to death.
29:18 [LAUGHTER]
29:20 What did you expect, Adam?
29:22 Title of your sex tape?
29:23 [LAUGHTER]
29:27 So obviously, the full--
29:29 us reacting to everybody's is on our Patreon.
29:34 Yeah.
29:35 Our new Patreon.
29:36 Our new Patreon page.
29:37 Yeah, patreon.com/partsfunknown, hopefully.
29:40 Hopefully I can change the URL.
29:42 Anyway, yeah.
29:43 It's going to be all over there.
29:44 You need to pledge $5 or more, and you get access
29:47 to the full bonus stuff.
29:48 And there's loads of other stuff.
29:49 If you like some of the other "Parts Funknown" series we do,
29:51 early access for everything edited.
29:53 You get a special fan, QuizzleMania,
29:55 all sorts of stuff going on over there.
29:57 You can suggest--
29:58 I should use my next booking video.
29:59 Yeah, suggest Adam's next booking video and scenarios
30:01 and stuff like that.
30:02 All sorts of stuff over there.
30:03 So go and check it out.
30:05 Definitely going to be worth your time.
30:07 That would be very appreciated.
30:08 You can also see how a song is reverse engineered.
30:10 Yeah.
30:11 So that was another musical episode of "Calling Spots."
30:15 Thank you very much for watching.
30:16 And if you want to watch the full watch-along, where we react
30:18 to everybody's go at the song--
30:21 I guess, not the story this time, the song--
30:23 then head on over to our new Patreon page,
30:25 patreon.com/partsfunknown.
30:28 Because if you pledge over there, then you get to have a load of perks
30:31 based off the series that we create on this channel.
30:34 So you can help Adam decide booking scenarios
30:36 for how Adam would book.
30:37 You can get to take part in your very own fan QuizzleMania,
30:41 where you can all play along with each other,
30:43 all of the Patreon backers.
30:45 You get to get early access to all of our edited content.
30:48 There's loads of stuff.
30:49 I can barely even get it out,
30:50 because there's so many awesome perks for you
30:52 to go and check out.
30:53 So go over there and do it.
30:54 patreon.com/partsfunknown.
30:56 And of course, if you pledge over there,
30:57 you get access to the bonus watch-alongs
30:59 from this very series.
31:00 So go and check it out.
31:02 Thank you very much for watching, everybody.
31:04 Please press the videos that have just appeared on the screen
31:05 to catch up more "Parts Funknown" stuff.
31:08 And this was "Calling Spots," a narrative telephone game.
31:12 (upbeat music)

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