Big Cat | Pardon My Take
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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - We're on the same team.
00:04 - We're never on the same team, let's be honest.
00:06 - No, that's fine, you can really attack the hole.
00:08 We have a safe one.
00:09 - Yeah.
00:10 - That's a really good strategy.
00:11 - You were attacking it.
00:12 - I was attacking the hole.
00:13 - No joke, I fucked up my back.
00:15 - We are not gonna get par from here.
00:19 I forgot to tell you there's water.
00:21 - I've never seen a shot hit harder
00:22 and go farther behind us, ever.
00:25 (dramatic music)
00:28 (dramatic music)
00:30 - Oh no.
00:31 - Oh yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:34 - All right.
00:35 - Awesome.
00:36 - Great shot.
00:37 - Okay, it is time.
00:38 The sub pardon my take challenge.
00:41 - Scramble.
00:42 - Scram, I can say challenge.
00:44 - Okay.
00:45 - It's a challenge.
00:45 - It is a challenge.
00:46 - The scramble's part of the rules, you jerk.
00:48 - Hank is on one today.
00:49 - He's mad, thank you to Bush Mills.
00:51 PFT's gonna tell you about Bush Mills in a second.
00:53 I'm gonna tell you about the challenge we're gonna do.
00:56 It's a scramble.
00:57 It is a four man scramble.
00:59 The four of us are going to play nine holes
01:01 and we're gonna try to go minus one.
01:04 Otherwise we buy four PS5s from people in the chat.
01:06 So everyone who's watching in the chat
01:08 will be rooting against us.
01:09 I'll be rooting against Hank.
01:11 Hank will be rooting against Jake.
01:13 But we're gonna try to do good vibes.
01:15 - Yeah, it's all good vibes here.
01:16 Jake's wearing his shirt he allegedly wore
01:18 when he hit his hole in one, allegedly.
01:20 - What's wrong with you, Jake?
01:20 - And his eagle, allegedly.
01:22 Jake was late this morning.
01:23 He was late this morning, but that's okay.
01:24 We're moving past that.
01:25 But you know what's never late?
01:27 You know what's always on time?
01:28 Bush Mills.
01:29 - Bush Mills.
01:30 - Bush Mills, it's always on time.
01:31 Bush Mills is the greatest single malt in the world.
01:33 They say if you have two malts, you don't have one.
01:35 The oldest whiskey distillery licensed in the world.
01:39 We're drinking bogey bottles today.
01:41 I know a lot of you guys, you'll drink a birdie bottle.
01:43 You hit a birdie, you celebrate.
01:45 For us, we stink at golf.
01:46 If we make a bogey, we're having some Bush Mills.
01:49 So shout out Bush Mills.
01:50 I love you, Bush Mills.
01:51 - All right, so shout out Bush Mills.
01:52 Also shout out the wonderful people at
01:54 Sunset Valley Golf Course in Highland Park.
01:56 They helped us out.
01:58 We're here filming the whole thing.
02:00 So they've been very, very nice to us.
02:02 They actually gave me, I tried to pay for this.
02:04 They wouldn't let me pay for it.
02:06 But they're the best.
02:07 So here we go.
02:08 It is the Sub Pardon My Take Challenge.
02:11 - What should the order be?
02:12 - It's the Sub Pardon My Take Challenge.
02:14 You okay with that?
02:15 - Yeah, whatever you want.
02:16 - What a fucking bitch.
02:17 Hank's going first.
02:18 Let's go, Hank.
02:19 - All right, Hank.
02:19 - Hank, you're on the tee box.
02:20 - Jake will go last because he was last this morning.
02:21 - The grumpiest bitch in the world.
02:22 - From Scituate, Massachusetts.
02:24 - All right, Jake.
02:25 - Hank's actually gonna do the tee box now.
02:27 (dramatic music)
02:30 All right, so we won't be using Hank's ball.
02:34 - You guys should stay right.
02:35 You guys should stay right.
02:36 - It's fairway.
02:37 - I'm in the fairway.
02:38 - Yeah.
02:39 - Okay.
02:42 Good job, Jake.
02:43 We got a safe one.
02:44 Big dog sink.
02:47 (dramatic music)
02:50 (swoosh)
02:52 Beautiful swing.
02:59 - Practice cut.
03:00 - That's a great cut.
03:01 That's a great cut.
03:02 - Practice cut.
03:03 - No contact.
03:05 - That's a great cut, dude.
03:07 - Doesn't it knock down if there's no contact?
03:09 - That was a great cut.
03:10 - I hurt my back.
03:11 - Great cut.
03:12 - Big dog sink.
03:19 - Okay.
03:20 We're not using PFT.
03:24 - Four.
03:24 (laughing)
03:27 - It hit Hank's car.
03:28 It hit Hank's car.
03:28 - I think I just hit Hank's car.
03:31 (laughing)
03:33 - It's all right, it's all right.
03:34 - It's not like it was the first tee
03:36 and everyone was watching.
03:36 - Jake was late.
03:38 - Jake was very late.
03:39 - It's my fault.
03:40 - There you go.
03:45 (dramatic music)
03:48 - All right, where did that go?
03:59 - Way right.
04:00 - Right, not as right as yours.
04:01 - No, actually farther right.
04:02 - No, not as right as yours.
04:04 - Farther right, bitch.
04:05 - No joke, I fucked up my back.
04:07 (laughing)
04:08 - I'm on a freeze if you need.
04:09 - Adios.
04:10 - Hank, remember when we played this
04:15 course privately and you hit it in the water here?
04:18 Try not to do that again.
04:19 - We're on the same team.
04:20 - We're never on the same team, let's be honest.
04:23 - This one's going in the hole.
04:25 - Oh, get in the hole.
04:28 - Oh yeah.
04:28 - Oh no, it's going in the water again, Hank.
04:29 - No, no, he's fine.
04:31 - Oh no, Hank.
04:32 (laughing)
04:34 I told you not to hit it in the water.
04:36 - No, you told me you wanted me to do that.
04:38 - I said that last time we played here,
04:39 you hit it in the water.
04:41 And I said, don't hit it in the water.
04:43 - You ignored Big Cat's coaching advice.
04:44 - I so clearly told you not to hit it in the water.
04:46 - Is it here?
04:47 - Oh yeah, I was sucking, yeah.
04:48 (laughing)
04:49 - This is going wild, boys.
04:50 Okay, Jake.
04:54 - Pick left.
04:54 - Oh no.
04:55 - Yeah.
04:56 - Oh, yes, Jake.
04:57 - No, Jake.
04:58 - No, Jake.
04:59 - All right.
05:00 - All right, so we gotta make that putt.
05:02 - No, we don't have to par this one.
05:03 - I'm not, you guys are gonna get on the green.
05:04 - We have to par this one.
05:06 - No, I mean, we don't have to birdie this one.
05:08 - But we have to par it.
05:09 - We have to par it, yeah.
05:10 - But we also gotta start making some birds.
05:13 - I know.
05:14 - Great shot.
05:15 Oh, oh, oh, oh, damn.
05:17 - I don't think we have enough balls.
05:24 I got 48 balls.
05:25 - Yeah.
05:26 - Oh, that's beautiful.
05:38 Roll.
05:39 Safe.
05:40 Roll.
05:41 - This is, we are so bad at golf.
05:43 - I'm not in the water.
05:44 - Yeah.
05:45 - We are so bad at golf.
05:46 - If I was on time,
05:49 I feel like I would be playing so much better.
05:50 - Same, me too.
05:51 - Me too.
05:52 - Oh, convenient that Jake's playing the best
05:54 after he delayed us all.
05:55 - Well, Jake probably woke up this morning,
05:56 got a massage.
05:57 - Oh, man.
05:58 - Took a bath.
05:59 - No, Jesus Christ.
06:05 I was trying not to get caught up on the rock.
06:07 - Yeah, it's a tough lie.
06:08 - He screams a little fast.
06:09 - That's on me, guys.
06:10 I shouldn't have putted this in this lie.
06:11 - Shut the fuck up.
06:12 - Shut the fuck up, Jake.
06:14 - You're chipping, Hank?
06:15 There's water right here.
06:17 - I'm gonna hit a flop shot.
06:20 - We have to get par, guys.
06:21 - Watch, watch my flop.
06:22 - Yeah, we're gonna birdie.
06:26 - Oh, beautiful.
06:30 Run, run.
06:32 - All right, flop shot.
06:35 - If we make a par here, it's a huge win.
06:37 - Well, watch this flop shot, Hank.
06:39 - Let's go, PSK.
06:39 - Oh, God, watch out, Big Cat and Shane.
06:41 - I actually can't hit a flop shot.
06:43 - And memes.
06:44 - Get in the hole.
06:47 - Oh.
06:48 - Oh.
06:49 We are not gonna get par from here.
06:53 So we need to get, Jake needs to just
06:56 start carrying his weight.
06:58 Oh, no.
07:02 - Oh, yeah, yes, Jake, yes, Jake, yes.
07:05 - Stop, stop.
07:06 - Yes, yes.
07:06 - All right.
07:07 - Awesome.
07:08 - Great shot, Jake.
07:09 - Great shot, Jake.
07:10 - That teamwork.
07:11 - Yeah, we're gonna use mine.
07:12 - Great flop shot, great flop shot.
07:14 - Short kick.
07:15 - Great flop shot.
07:15 - Short kick.
07:16 - Oh, flop shot.
07:18 - Get in the hole.
07:21 - Ah.
07:22 - You gotta leave that out there.
07:25 Just in case.
07:28 - We should've taken the flag out.
07:29 - You don't know.
07:29 You don't know what might happen.
07:32 - I just didn't want it to be short.
07:35 - I'm fine.
07:36 - Hank sucks at putting, so that's a problem.
07:50 - Get in the hole.
07:56 - God damn it.
07:58 - Come on, Jake.
07:59 - We can't bogey the first hole.
08:01 - Jake, we need you.
08:02 (dramatic music)
08:05 - Yes, Jake.
08:08 - Jake, let's go.
08:08 - Let's go.
08:09 - Fuck yes.
08:10 I'm no longer mad at you for being late.
08:12 - Nice par.
08:13 - Thank you.
08:14 - Nice par, everyone.
08:15 - Jake's total teamwork.
08:16 - I'm gonna have to later today.
08:19 - Great shot.
08:20 - Thanks.
08:21 - Par.
08:22 - Hank, remember you hit the last one right.
08:27 (dramatic music)
08:30 - That one's going right too.
08:35 - I think you're gonna be safe over there.
08:39 - Yeah.
08:40 - I saw it come down.
08:41 - If we have a woodpecker in our scramble.
08:43 - I think I teed mine up too low last time.
08:45 - Yeah, that was exactly, I was about to say that.
08:48 I think you teed it up too low.
08:50 - What's that, Hank?
08:51 - Yeah.
08:52 - Is there water on this hole?
08:55 Hank will find it.
08:57 - Here we go.
08:59 Big doggy.
08:59 - Yup.
09:05 - Gonna love that one.
09:10 - I gotta figure out my swing.
09:11 - Right.
09:16 Crushed it though, crushed it.
09:18 - Oh no.
09:22 - You're over there with Hank.
09:23 Lockwood.
09:24 - Okay, let's go check it out.
09:25 - Let's go guys.
09:26 - We can find something good.
09:28 - Yup.
09:29 - Okay, honestly, let's pull up a YouTube video.
09:31 (laughing)
09:32 How to hit the perfect drive every time.
09:35 - And the director of the Boston Golf School
09:37 at Bears Pass Las Vegas.
09:39 In this tip, I'm gonna teach you
09:40 how to hit your driver better.
09:43 So recently I did a tip called,
09:46 driver good, irons bad.
09:50 And then of course, everyone that hit their driver bad,
09:53 - This guy sucks.
09:54 - You know, do you have a tip on that?
09:56 - Yeah.
09:57 - So this tip is about, this is,
09:59 irons good, driver bad.
10:01 - I feel good about this one.
10:04 I don't know why.
10:05 - It's fucking real shame.
10:10 - Yeah, Hank. - Oh yeah, Hank.
10:16 - Hank, welcome to the scramble.
10:18 - Oh.
10:25 - Oh.
10:26 (laughing)
10:27 - He's punched out backwards.
10:29 - Middle of the fairway.
10:30 - I fucking smoked that though.
10:31 - Yeah, you did.
10:32 - Goddamn tree got in the way.
10:34 Came out of nowhere.
10:35 - That's the hardest backwards,
10:35 negative distance shot I've ever seen.
10:38 - Why?
10:39 - I've never seen a shot hit harder,
10:40 go farther behind someone, ever.
10:42 - Oh.
10:47 - Through.
10:47 - Go through.
10:49 - Okay.
10:49 - Oh, you're through.
10:50 - Same.
10:51 (laughing)
10:52 - Middle of the fairway.
10:53 - Middle of the fairway.
10:54 - Yeah.
10:54 - I hit that one.
10:55 - I like this angle on this ball out here.
10:57 - Oh yeah.
11:00 - Go through.
11:02 - Oh.
11:03 - Oh, no, it might have, all right.
11:04 - Yeah, we'll see.
11:05 We'll see, we might play yours, Jake.
11:06 - The chat is loving how bad we're playing right now.
11:09 They're just salivating about their PS5s.
11:11 - Yeah, well guess what?
11:12 We're fucking even.
11:13 - Oh, this is the second hole.
11:14 We're about to have some fun.
11:16 - Having a great time, shout out Bush Mills.
11:20 Having a great time.
11:21 - Oh.
11:24 - Get that PFT.
11:26 Beautiful shot.
11:27 - Flop shot, bitch.
11:28 - Beautiful shot.
11:29 - Short king.
11:30 - Beautiful shot.
11:31 - Oh.
11:37 - Roll.
11:38 - Hit it.
11:39 - No, that's fine.
11:40 You can really attack the hole.
11:40 We got a safe one.
11:41 - Yeah.
11:42 - That's what I was doing.
11:43 - That was a good strategy.
11:44 - I was attacking the hole.
11:45 I was going straight for the hole.
11:45 - That's how you play a scramble.
11:46 - I was trying to hold that one out.
11:48 I was pin seeking.
11:49 - Short.
11:54 - All right, Hank.
11:55 - Closer.
11:57 - Come on, Hank.
11:59 - Closer, he says.
12:00 Call himself the closer.
12:01 - Closer, yeah.
12:02 - Nice shot, Hank.
12:11 - Good shot, Hank.
12:12 - Kick left.
12:14 - Okay.
12:15 - All right.
12:15 - PFT, let's go.
12:17 - We're putting for bird.
12:18 - Do the eight.
12:22 You just tell me the number and I'll end point it.
12:25 What's the number?
12:26 - Three.
12:28 - Three?
12:29 Three left or right?
12:31 - Three, my left.
12:32 - Okay, got it.
12:35 See it?
12:37 - Sure do, yeah.
12:39 - Okay.
12:40 - I actually have no idea which way it's breaking.
12:42 I'm just gonna hit it.
12:43 - It's going left.
12:43 - I'm gonna give you a line.
12:45 I'm gonna hit it directly.
12:46 - I'm not seeing much break, but definitely downhill.
12:47 - Yeah, downhill.
12:49 - It's going left.
12:50 - Like the hill, look at that.
12:51 - Why don't we put with our gloves on?
12:52 I hate having to take off my gloves.
12:53 - I usually do.
12:54 - What is that?
12:56 - Okay, here we go.
12:57 Just watch our rolls.
12:59 You have no idea.
12:59 - Get in, get in, get in.
13:05 - I like it.
13:06 - Oh man.
13:07 - So a little right to left.
13:08 - A little right to left.
13:09 Yeah, that's what we said.
13:10 - Yeah.
13:10 - Yeah.
13:11 - Good.
13:12 - Ah!
13:14 Two more far left.
13:16 (dramatic music)
13:19 - That's fast.
13:23 (laughing)
13:25 - No, people, people, the PS5 people.
13:27 Oh yeah, I can't go farther.
13:28 - Yeah.
13:29 - Get in.
13:35 - Get in Hank.
13:36 - Let's go, get in Hank.
13:36 - Oh!
13:37 - Get in.
13:43 - Get in there.
13:44 - No, no.
13:44 - Yeah!
13:45 - That's cold.
13:46 - Hey, hey, hey.
13:47 - Let's go.
13:48 - Best in the office.
13:49 - Birdie baby.
13:49 - Let's go.
13:50 - Suck it, suck it, Chad.
13:51 - The Jake's cramble.
13:52 - One under.
13:53 - Oh no, the people are in shambles.
13:56 - You have to, you know the reason
13:59 we're one under through two, it's Bushmill.
14:01 - That's a good point.
14:03 I was gonna say it's 'cause you're late.
14:05 That's why we're not two under.
14:07 - Yeah, that's fair.
14:08 - Get these going.
14:10 - Yeah!
14:14 - Turn.
14:15 - Oh, crushed.
14:16 - Yeah.
14:17 - Nice shot.
14:17 - Give it a kick.
14:18 - All right.
14:20 - Good shot.
14:21 - It's straight, but I was lined that way.
14:29 - You wanted fairway, right?
14:35 - Yeah, you didn't reach the fairway.
14:37 (laughing)
14:39 - You were so confident.
14:40 - Hank, maybe stop like beating up
14:42 the golf course with your driver.
14:44 - Seriously, you probably get too old.
14:45 - I'm trying to stay in balance, P.
14:46 - Maybe you shut the fuck up.
14:47 You're pounding on the table
14:48 just like you do during the podcast.
14:50 - Okay.
14:53 - Okay, Jake.
14:54 I think you're over there with me.
14:55 - Oh, Jake, man.
14:56 - Okay.
15:13 - I mean, at some point you gotta stop doing the like,
15:15 hit your club when you just hit bad shots.
15:20 - This is Patrick Hankler.
15:21 - Like, if you're not gonna be good at golf,
15:24 be like me, I just step up and swing.
15:26 - Yeah.
15:26 - Get off.
15:31 - Oh.
15:31 - Oh, I hit the tree.
15:33 Jake told me that those branches weren't gonna be a factor.
15:36 - I said that.
15:37 - He did say that.
15:38 - Jake did.
15:39 - No, Jake did.
15:39 (laughing)
15:41 - I fucking hit something with my leg.
15:43 What the fuck?
15:44 Run.
15:54 Something bit me.
16:00 Get through.
16:03 Okay.
16:04 Get on.
16:08 - We're dancing.
16:09 - We're on.
16:09 Great shot, Jake.
16:10 - Let's go.
16:11 - We're a great scramble team.
16:12 - You're gonna be so mad that it's just Jake's shots.
16:15 You aimed right.
16:20 Come down.
16:23 - Come down.
16:24 - Okay, all right.
16:24 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
16:25 - Nice putt.
16:26 - Nice Hank.
16:27 - Good putt, Hank.
16:29 - That's a lot of movement up there.
16:30 - Too hard.
16:34 Fuck.
16:39 - Oh.
16:40 - Okay.
16:41 - Not as far right.
16:42 - It comes slopes down over here.
16:44 Aim like here.
16:49 - All right.
16:50 - Get in.
16:51 I did not hit that epic catch ball.
16:56 - There you go, Jake.
17:00 - That's nice.
17:00 That's nice.
17:01 That's nice.
17:02 - Come back, baby.
17:03 - Come on, come on, come on.
17:04 - That's nice.
17:05 - All right.
17:05 - Okay.
17:07 This is gonna be a tricky little putt.
17:09 - Think Hank.
17:10 - Use Hanks?
17:11 - Think Hank's is pretty straight.
17:15 And it's pretty flat.
17:16 - Oh, it's just a con hair to the right.
17:23 - Just a con hair.
17:25 Just a con hair back to the left.
17:35 - We're not home yet.
17:37 We're not home yet.
17:39 - No, we definitely aren't.
17:41 Fuck!
17:51 - All right, Jake, it's pretty quick.
17:53 - Stop.
17:54 No, we have to, I mean, this is a problem.
17:58 - No, we got that.
17:59 - So, is this gonna be our first bogey?
18:01 - No.
18:01 - This is bad.
18:06 (dramatic music)
18:09 - Get in there, Jake.
18:14 - Shit!
18:16 - That was terrible.
18:18 - All right, so we take this one,
18:20 and we gotta hit it for bogey.
18:21 - All right, Hank.
18:22 - We can't get a double bogey.
18:24 We can't get a double bogey.
18:25 If we get a double bogey, we're not going home.
18:27 Chad is going crazy right now.
18:32 - Okay.
18:35 - That's a Bushmill bogey, isn't it?
18:37 - Yeah.
18:38 - Bushmill bogey.
18:38 - It is Bushmill bogey.
18:39 - Shout out Bushmill.
18:40 - Time for some drinks.
18:41 - Time for some drinks.
18:42 All right, so we're even through three.
18:45 Chad is going crazy.
18:46 Bushmill bogey first.
18:47 - No, we're not.
18:48 - What?
18:49 - We're plus one.
18:50 - No, we're even.
18:51 - We're birdies.
18:52 - This guy doesn't know fucking golf.
18:54 - All right.
18:55 - We got the wrong club.
18:56 Yep, wrong club.
19:03 - That was the wrong club.
19:05 - Yeah, that was totally the wrong club.
19:07 - That's fine.
19:08 - I forgot to tell you there's water.
19:10 That's my bad.
19:13 That's on me.
19:14 Team game.
19:15 Forgot to tell him there's water.
19:17 He hit it in the water.
19:18 - It's okay.
19:18 I'm going to tack it.
19:19 - Oh, there's water.
19:32 (laughing)
19:33 - How'd he do that?
19:34 That's a fucking sidewinder.
19:37 - This is a trick shot.
19:39 - We're working on it.
19:40 - Too flush.
19:54 - A little long.
19:55 - Too much club.
19:56 - All right, Jake.
19:58 - Fuck, too much club.
19:59 - Jake, that's a hole in one shirt.
20:00 Damn it.
20:01 - Yes.
20:02 - Shouldn't have gotten driver on that par three.
20:04 It was 120 yards.
20:06 Live and learn, I guess.
20:10 - I think we all had the wrong club on that one.
20:11 - Yeah, wrong club.
20:12 This is bad.
20:17 We're going to have to buy a shit load of PS5s.
20:21 Oh no.
20:27 Oh, oh no.
20:28 - Oh God.
20:29 - We're going to have to use mine.
20:30 Oh no.
20:31 - Fuck.
20:33 - Fuck.
20:34 - All right, congratulations to the chat.
20:36 - The chat is having a field day with this one.
20:40 All right, well guys, let's get up and down for par.
20:44 - Mission par.
20:45 - Par, and then we go and attack the next one.
20:48 - I need to rally.
20:49 - Up and down.
20:50 - Oh my God.
20:51 Yeah, right here.
20:54 Okay, okay.
20:55 We used one of my shots.
20:59 This is the most important hole.
21:03 Like if we bogey here, we're done.
21:04 - Flop shot, baby, let's go.
21:07 - If we bogey, we need straight birdies to stay alive.
21:13 There's a pug.
21:14 Nice PFT roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll.
21:19 No, it went off.
21:22 - No.
21:23 - No, it's on.
21:24 - Just rolled off.
21:25 - Oh, it's just in there.
21:26 - It's probably puttable though.
21:28 - Okay.
21:28 - Fuck.
21:29 - Probably puttable.
21:30 - That doesn't sound like something
21:31 we're gonna make for par.
21:33 - That's a killer flop shot though.
21:35 - Oh my God.
21:51 Look, I'm not gonna point fingers,
21:53 but everyone knows I'm bad at golf,
21:56 so I'm not gonna be contributing.
21:58 He golfs, we need him to hit good shots.
22:01 - He has it.
22:02 - Oh, that's gonna be good.
22:05 - Oh, sit.
22:06 - Stop, stop, stop.
22:08 - Is it rolling though?
22:09 - Yeah, roll it off.
22:10 - Fuck.
22:10 - All right, Jake, it's fast.
22:12 - All right.
22:13 - Damn it.
22:14 You want me to stand up there, Jake,
22:16 give you a target?
22:18 - Ah, sure.
22:19 - Oh man, we gotta make an insane birdie here.
22:22 Get up.
22:30 All right.
22:31 - Will you grab my putter, Jake?
22:32 - We suck.
22:33 - Yeah, use mine.
22:34 - We suck, and we need to somehow hit a birdie here.
22:37 - Shit.
22:50 - Oh, fuck.
22:51 - We gotta get one close, guys.
22:57 - Yeah, let's quick green hang.
22:58 (wind blowing)
23:01 - No.
23:06 - Let's quick green hang.
23:08 - What was that?
23:09 - Jake, it's very fast.
23:11 - Okay.
23:11 - No.
23:14 - Jesus.
23:15 - Nice.
23:16 - Crap.
23:18 - All right, let's take a look here.
23:20 - Oh man.
23:23 - We're about the same.
23:24 (dramatic music)
23:27 - Let's go.
23:32 - Nice putt.
23:32 - Damage control.
23:33 - No, it's not really.
23:34 We're plus one.
23:35 - All right, we're plus one, that's fine.
23:36 - Now, more bogey juice.
23:38 We're gonna drink bogey juice after this one,
23:39 but plus one through four, we're fucked.
23:42 - Seen harder things than done before.
23:43 - We have to get a birdie here, guys.
23:44 We all just have to focus and shoot our best shots.
23:47 Jake, I don't think you should go last anymore.
23:49 - Okay.
23:50 First, middle?
23:51 - I think you should maybe go first,
23:52 because I think what's happening too
23:53 is like we're all like, oh, Jake's got us.
23:56 - Right, but if I don't have you, yeah.
23:59 - Shout out Bushmills, three bogeys in a row,
24:02 bogey bottles, cheers, cheers.
24:04 We gotta get going, boys.
24:05 - I love bogeys.
24:05 - We're going plus sign hunting today.
24:09 - All right, here's the deal.
24:10 We have to be under minus one.
24:13 Otherwise, you buy four PS5s from people in the chat.
24:15 You gotta be in the chat.
24:16 We gotta go three birdies and a par on the last four holes.
24:21 - Easy enough.
24:22 - We can do this.
24:23 - Easy enough, that's math.
24:24 - We can definitely do this.
24:25 Okay, Jake.
24:31 - All right, Jake.
24:32 - Oh.
24:34 Okay.
24:38 No!
24:45 (intense music)
24:48 - Oh, there we go, Hank.
24:54 - We're back.
24:55 Remember at the beginning, we were like,
24:58 we'll do minus four.
24:59 Nice shot, Hank.
25:06 Nope.
25:07 - Jeez.
25:11 - Okay.
25:13 - Okay.
25:14 - Nice.
25:19 - Oh, beautiful PFT.
25:20 - Oh, the wind grabbed it.
25:22 - Beautiful.
25:23 - The wind grabbed it good.
25:23 - But that's beautiful still.
25:25 Okay. - Fine.
25:26 - Listen, we get four here.
25:28 - Nice shot.
25:29 - We stay one over.
25:30 - See, the wind's like, that's crazy.
25:32 - Driver off the deck.
25:34 (wind blowing)
25:37 - Come back.
25:47 - She gone.
25:50 - Gone.
25:51 - Nice.
25:59 - Nice shot, PFT.
26:00 - Great shot.
26:00 - Oh, damn.
26:03 - Shane, just stand there.
26:04 - I thought he was gonna hit Shane.
26:05 The flop shot came.
26:06 - Well, it also like, kinda told you
26:07 that you weren't as close as you thought,
26:09 'cause Shane didn't move.
26:10 - I know, it's true.
26:12 - Sit.
26:15 - I suck.
26:20 I fuckin' suck.
26:22 - Yeah, we know.
26:22 - What was that?
26:24 - We know.
26:32 - No.
26:33 - Let's go, Jake.
26:38 Come down.
26:43 - Roll.
26:45 - Come down.
26:46 Wow.
26:48 - Okay.
26:49 - Okay.
26:50 - One of those two.
26:51 - I thought that ridge would sit down a little bit.
26:52 - You gotta make a putt, boys.
26:53 You gotta make a putt.
26:53 - Get in, get in, get in.
26:55 - Oh, it looks really good.
26:56 - Get in, get in, get in, get in.
26:57 - Good putt.
26:58 - Oh, good putt.
26:59 - Okay.
26:59 - All right, so we're in for Boag.
27:01 (dramatic music)
27:04 - Turn.
27:08 - Fuck.
27:11 - Turn, turn.
27:20 - Keep going, get legs.
27:21 - Turn.
27:22 - Get legs.
27:23 - Not bad.
27:25 - Just knock that in, Hank.
27:27 - No.
27:30 Hit it.
27:31 - Hit it.
27:32 - All right.
27:33 Tap that in, Hank.
27:35 So, we are plus two through five?
27:40 - Yep.
27:41 - So we need to go three under in the last four holes.
27:44 That seems doable, guys.
27:46 - It's not that hard.
27:47 - We just gotta go three under in the last four holes.
27:49 - That's not that hard at all.
27:50 I feel like I'm starting to get loosened up out here.
27:52 - All right, so three under in the last four holes
27:55 to end up minus one,
27:56 so we don't have to buy PS5s for everyone.
27:59 We're gonna drink some Boagie juice.
28:00 - Shout out to Bush Bills.
28:01 Come back.
28:05 Oh, nice, Jake.
28:06 - Get right.
28:07 Wow.
28:10 - Okay.
28:11 It's green, right?
28:12 - I don't know, I don't think so.
28:14 Took a bad bounce.
28:15 - No grr?
28:16 She gone.
28:25 (upbeat music)
28:28 - Nice, Hank.
28:34 - Good layup.
28:35 - Good layup.
28:36 - Oh, yeah, that's good.
28:39 You're safe.
28:40 - I can't hit a shot.
28:43 (sighs)
28:45 - All right, we'll play, Jake.
28:59 - All right, this is the bar.
29:00 - We need to do a little more shooting.
29:01 - Yeah, we gotta bar this one.
29:02 - Yeah.
29:03 - Fuck.
29:04 - Flop, flop time.
29:05 - We can't take a Boagie, guys.
29:06 - No, flop time.
29:07 - We cannot take a Boagie.
29:08 - We cannot take a Boagie.
29:10 (upbeat music)
29:12 - Get in.
29:13 - Oh, nice.
29:14 - Nice, Hank.
29:15 - Good chip.
29:16 - Ew.
29:20 - Ew.
29:21 Ew.
29:29 That's, it went right there.
29:33 See your ball.
29:35 - Got it, found it.
29:36 Good thing it's yellow.
29:38 - Found that one.
29:39 (upbeat music)
29:42 - Very nice.
29:45 - Good putt.
29:46 - Let's go.
29:46 - Great putt.
29:47 - All right.
29:48 - Great putt.
29:49 - All right.
29:50 - That's a par.
29:51 - Three birdies.
29:53 - Bird, bird, bird.
29:54 - Or eagle.
29:55 - Or eagle, yeah.
29:55 Let's not count the eagles.
29:57 - All right, so we're through six,
30:00 and we need three, we're two over,
30:03 so we need three birdies for the last three holes
30:07 to not have to buy PlayStations for everyone.
30:09 - Here's what I'm gonna do.
30:10 - Let's get it going.
30:14 - Come on.
30:15 - I think it's a little too high.
30:28 - Okay, okay, okay.
30:29 It hasn't landed yet.
30:30 - Anybody see it come down?
30:31 - Yeah, I see it.
30:36 - Ah, join me.
30:38 (sighs)
30:48 - That's all I can say.
30:51 - Oh yes, Hank.
30:57 - Yes, Hank, yes, Hank.
30:59 Yes, Hank.
31:00 Let's go, Hank.
31:02 - Great shot, Hank.
31:03 - Let's go.
31:03 - Right behind that tree.
31:04 - Fucking go, Hank.
31:06 - Don't say that, don't say that, don't say that.
31:06 - What?
31:07 - Here, roll the camera.
31:08 - Jeez, it keeps going left.
31:12 - Okay, let's go.
31:13 - All right, we got Hank's.
31:14 - Let's go.
31:15 We got Hank's, let's go.
31:16 - Needed a shot from Hank there.
31:17 - Thank you, Hank.
31:18 - All right, you're alive?
31:32 - Yeah, it came down over there.
31:34 - Oh, man.
31:35 - Kind of got caught up in the tree.
31:35 - Okay.
31:36 Did it go past that mound?
31:37 - Yeah.
31:40 - Okay.
31:45 I don't see it.
31:48 - It's to the left.
31:48 - Came down to the left.
31:49 - Fuck.
31:50 - All right.
31:53 - Okay.
31:54 - Just say what I was saying.
31:55 (groans)
31:59 - Might have a look.
32:03 - This next shot is the round.
32:05 We gotta get it close.
32:06 - We have a look.
32:07 - There you go, Jake.
32:14 - Great shot, Jake.
32:15 - Great shot.
32:17 All right, boys.
32:18 - All right, let's go.
32:19 - We gotta get a birdie.
32:19 We gotta get on here.
32:20 - Okay, we got this, we got this.
32:21 - We gotta get on.
32:22 - We most likely don't have this.
32:26 - No, we got it.
32:27 (upbeat music)
32:30 - What club did you hit, Hank?
32:35 - Doesn't really matter.
32:36 - Doesn't really matter.
32:37 - I don't wanna know.
32:38 I wanna know so I don't use that one.
32:41 - He hit the one not correctly.
32:42 - What are you hitting, Jake?
32:45 - Gap-wedge.
32:46 - Oh yeah.
32:49 - Good shot, Jake.
32:50 - Right at it.
32:51 - Be the right club.
32:53 - Be the right club.
32:53 - Man.
32:54 - All right, we can make a putt.
32:56 - Yeah, it's a good shot.
32:57 - Nice.
32:58 - We can make a putt from there.
32:59 - Short.
33:04 - It just sits, like if you feel it short,
33:06 it's gonna be 20 yards shorter than what you think it is.
33:08 It's crazy.
33:09 - Yeah, wind be crazy, yo.
33:11 - Ah.
33:18 - Okay.
33:21 Play Jake's.
33:22 - We gotta make a sick putt.
33:25 - Yup.
33:27 - How are the vibes over there?
33:28 - Really good.
33:29 How about you guys?
33:31 - Yeah, great.
33:32 - Bad, really bad.
33:32 - Really good.
33:33 - Someone wanna be a hero?
33:36 Anyone?
33:38 - Get in the hole.
33:47 - Be a hero.
33:48 - Oh.
33:48 - Good putt, Jake.
33:49 - I don't know if I pulled it or if it was a little break,
33:52 but I feel not much at all, I don't think.
33:56 (intense music)
33:59 - Go ahead, DFT.
34:08 (intense music)
34:11 - That leaf fucking came out of nowhere.
34:26 - Pick up that ball.
34:27 - Should I move it?
34:29 - Yeah.
34:30 - Whoa, okay.
34:31 (intense music)
34:34 - Keep going.
34:45 - Fuck.
34:46 So we parred this one,
34:48 so now we gotta go minus three on the last two.
34:51 So we gotta get an eagle.
34:55 I mean, come on.
34:55 - We can do that.
34:56 - These guys have seen us.
34:57 - Jake's got an eagle like two days ago.
34:58 - We're just swarming off.
35:01 - It's friendship, it's about friendship
35:03 more than anything.
35:04 It's about friendship.
35:05 - Nice one, Hank.
35:10 - Oh wow, Hank, that's a beauty.
35:12 Best shot of the day.
35:13 - Beautiful, I just started in Cook.
35:15 Let's go.
35:16 - Best shot of the day, Hank.
35:18 - That was beautiful, Hank.
35:19 We can hold him from there.
35:20 - Right when he had his most.
35:23 - I might putt that.
35:24 - I wanna say I'm disappointed,
35:28 but at this point it just happens every time.
35:32 - Big fly.
35:50 - Got a nice bounce.
35:53 - Yep.
35:53 - Oh, cork boss.
35:54 - Oh.
35:55 - Yep.
35:57 - Oh.
35:59 (laughing)
36:01 - Little straight leg classic.
36:03 - Every time.
36:07 - All right.
36:08 - Don't get it.
36:09 - We got one.
36:10 - We might have two, Hank.
36:11 - We might have big cats.
36:12 - Yeah.
36:13 - Oh, good shot, Hank.
36:19 - Oh, fuck.
36:23 Fuck.
36:26 - Oh, the wind is really kicking.
36:28 I would aim right, more like to the right of the green.
36:32 - What'd you got?
36:37 - What'd you got?
36:38 - What'd you got?
36:39 - Well, yeah, 'cause I'm gonna have to pay for the PS5s.
36:43 - Oh.
36:50 - Oh.
36:54 (laughing)
36:55 - Nice kick.
36:56 - Let's go, Jake.
36:57 Be special.
37:00 Be special, Jake.
37:09 - Come on, wind.
37:11 - All right.
37:14 - Good shot, Jake.
37:15 - We gotta make a birdie.
37:16 - Okay, let's make a birdie putt.
37:17 - Let's make a birdie.
37:25 - Oh, Jake.
37:26 - Oh, Jake.
37:27 - Oh, Jake.
37:27 - Oh.
37:28 - Oh, no.
37:30 - That was a great putt, Jake.
37:31 - Jake.
37:32 What a putt.
37:33 Get in.
37:39 Oh.
37:40 - Good putt.
37:41 - I think we should use mine.
37:43 Get there.
37:48 Get on your horse.
37:50 - Okay.
37:51 Keep us alive.
37:55 (dramatic music)
37:58 - Oh, I hit the ground.
38:07 - Yeah.
38:08 - All right, so.
38:10 - Hole in one, hole in one.
38:12 - No, we're done.
38:12 - Are we done?
38:13 - Yeah.
38:14 - Okay.
38:15 - Sub par, my take didn't do so well.
38:18 - Sub par performance.
38:19 - Yeah.
38:20 - We got a birdie.
38:21 - We're withdrawing.
38:22 - Yeah, we're withdrawing it.
38:24 - We're conceding to the course.
38:25 - Yeah, so we're plus two through eight
38:28 with a 400 yard par four on nine.
38:31 So, Jake started screaming hole in one, hole in one.
38:35 We're gonna do the right thing
38:37 and give the PS5s to the people.
38:40 You have to be in the chat right now.
38:42 So, if you left, you don't have a chance,
38:44 but we'll pick four random people, PS5s.
38:48 This was stupid.
38:49 - We're really good at golf.
38:50 - The worst part is.
38:51 - We wanted to do it minus four.
38:53 - We thought that we could shoot minus four today.
38:56 - The worst part is PFT, Hank turned to me
38:58 and he's like, I let you down.
38:59 And then it dawned on me,
39:00 oh yeah, me and PFT are paying for the PS5s.
39:04 - Yeah, so that's cool.
39:05 Thanks, Hank, appreciate you.
39:07 You know what, I'm happy to do it for the AWLs.
39:08 - Yes.
39:09 - I'm very happy to do it.
39:10 Congratulations.
39:11 - Subscribe, please subscribe.
39:13 You have to be subscribed to get a PS5.
39:15 Okay, thanks to Bushmills.
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