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00:00 Oh hello, I didn't see you there. I'm Wilma Davis and this is The Lady's Guide to Surviving
00:17 a Zombie Apocalypse.
00:18 [Zombie noises]
00:36 Thank you. But one thing there's no shortage of.
00:40 Vermin.
00:41 Catch them, kill them when you can, pop them in your fridge.
00:44 My favourites include ratatouille, magpies and finger food.
00:48 Rule number two. Weapon etiquette.
00:51 Occasionally the time will come where one must wield a weapon not suitable for any elegant woman.
00:56 Such as a rifle, a baseball bat or in this case, a chainsaw.
01:02 When wielding such machinery, never neglect to point one's pinky finger outwards.
01:07 You are a lady, not a construction worker.
01:11 [Zombie noises]
01:20 Rule number three. Sacrifice.
01:23 If your husband, child or pet contracts the virus, kill them immediately.
01:31 [Zombie noises]
01:35 Don't make a fuss of it. It's uncivilised. You can always get another one.
01:42 Rule number three. Containment.
01:45 Lock all doors and windows and place bear traps around the perimeter.
01:49 Remember, these hooligans aren't as civilised as some of their other undead comrades.
01:54 [Zombie noises]
02:03 Five. If all else fails, a clove of garlic and a pinch of oregano ought to season a brain just lovely.
02:12 [Zombie noises]
02:14 [Music]