TOTALLY KILLER Trailer (4K ULTRA HD) 2023

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TOTALLY KILLER Trailer (4K ULTRA HD) 2023
Transcript
00:00 I'd like to report a crime that hasn't happened yet.
00:03 Have you seen the movie Back to the Future?
00:05 Basically, I'm living that movie right now,
00:07 which is how I know there's gonna be a murder tonight.
00:10 [ Chuckles ]
00:11 Hate time travel movies. They never make any sense.
00:14 ♪♪
00:16 Happy Halloween.
00:18 How about we all stay in and hand out Halloween candy?
00:21 No, Mom.
00:22 You know how hard this time of year is for us.
00:24 Your friends were murdered 35 years ago.
00:27 It's not 1987 anymore.
00:29 Stay safe, honey. I love you.
00:31 [ Sighs ]
00:32 ♪♪
00:36 [ Door opens ]
00:37 [ Whistling ]
00:39 [ Screaming ]
00:41 [ Screaming ]
00:43 [ Panting ]
00:45 [ Woman speaking indistinctly over PA ]
00:47 ♪♪
00:49 [ Laughter ]
00:50 What the fuck?
00:52 [ Laughter ]
00:53 Excuse me.
00:54 What year is it?
00:55 1987.
00:56 Oh, my God.
00:57 I know.
00:58 The '80s are almost over, and I haven't even tried Coke yet.
01:01 [ Laughs ]
01:02 I don't know.
01:04 ♪♪
01:06 Oh, my God. Mom.
01:07 ♪♪
01:08 Fuck off and die.
01:09 Jesus, Mom.
01:11 Mamacita.
01:12 Ay. Ay-ay-ay.
01:14 Mamacita.
01:15 ♪♪
01:16 Time for my birthday, bitch.
01:19 [ Screaming ]
01:20 This is a creepy-ass cabin in the middle of fucking nowhere.
01:24 What's the big deal?
01:25 There's a murderer on the loose,
01:26 and you drove us into the woods.
01:28 [ Screaming ]
01:29 Oh, my God!
01:30 What?
01:31 I forgot to bring vodka.
01:32 ♪ Go, go, go, yeah ♪
01:34 You have 7 1/2 hours until you're stuck here forever.
01:36 [ Screaming ]
01:37 ♪♪
01:39 I need to stop all this horror before it happens.
01:42 [ Laughter ]
01:43 ♪♪
01:44 The machines kill us all.
01:46 No, they more just rip apart the fabric of our society
01:49 via dance videos on TikTok.
01:50 They use dance against us?
01:52 ♪♪
01:53 Come on out. The water's warm.
01:55 Just so you know, I don't do blowjobs.
01:57 You pee out of that thing.
01:58 [ Screaming ]
02:00 Just think, maybe if she did do blowjobs,
02:03 she'd still be alive.
02:05 Yeah, let's not make that the lesson.
02:08 ♪♪
02:10 '80s weed sucks.
02:12 This is just dirt.
02:13 Look at all these twigs.
02:14 I could give you a gummy this big
02:16 that has 100 times more weed than this.
02:18 ♪♪
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02:34 ♪♪
02:39 ♪♪