What Would Colorado Boulder Students Do For a Deion Sanders Lifetime Contract?
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00:00 Deion Sanders is fucking gone.
00:02 We're not coming anymore.
00:03 We came.
00:03 Oh!
00:05 Prime time.
00:06 Prime time, baby.
00:06 [SIREN]
00:07 [CHEERING]
00:10 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
00:15 I don't know what he said.
00:16 If it was problematic, I disavow.
00:17 If it was OK, viva la Mexico.
00:19 I got it.
00:20 We're here.
00:20 We're on Boulder's campus.
00:21 Colorado just put a beat down on the Nebraska Cornhuskers.
00:25 I'm on the street right now.
00:26 We're going to be asking people, what would they do?
00:29 What would they do if it meant that Deion Sanders could sign
00:31 a lifetime contract with Colorado?
00:33 Question A, what would you do for Deion Sanders to sign
00:36 a lifetime deal with Colorado?
00:38 Oh, just about anything.
00:40 I'd be respectful, of course.
00:42 Classy lady.
00:42 I'd get fucking naked every day of the week.
00:44 Naked as shit.
00:46 There he goes.
00:47 Deion Sanders is fucking God.
00:50 He's the best fucking person ever on Earth.
00:52 Colorado's the new fucking face of football.
00:55 Deion Sanders is the best--
00:57 Oh my God!
00:59 Where's that fucking good?
01:00 --in the fucking world.
01:01 Boys are fired up.
01:03 He didn't say what he'd do, but he would do a lot, I'm sure.
01:07 All you gotta say is, go Buffs.
01:08 Like, really.
01:09 Go Buffs!
01:09 Play it simple.
01:10 Play it simple.
01:12 That's it.
01:12 What would you do if it ensured that Deion would
01:15 stay at Colorado for life?
01:16 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:17 Fuck Nebraska.
01:18 Fuck Nebraska.
01:19 Pussy ass fool.
01:20 Pussy ass fool.
01:21 I don't know if I'm allowed to say what I don't want to say.
01:23 You're allowed.
01:23 You're allowed.
01:24 All right.
01:24 All right.
01:25 Suck his [BLEEP]
01:26 [CHEERING]
01:28 Go Buffs!
01:31 Go Buffs!
01:33 That's a good answer.
01:34 Thanks.
01:35 I'd be so fucking happy.
01:36 What would you do, though?
01:37 What would you give?
01:39 I would-- actually, I'd give my first born.
01:42 First born.
01:42 That's a good answer.
01:43 Same.
01:44 Same.
01:44 I'd give my first born everything.
01:46 My whole life.
01:48 I'd give up my tuition.
01:51 Oh my God.
01:52 There isn't something I wouldn't do, actually.
01:55 I'd streak Folsom.
01:56 We're not coming anymore.
01:57 We came.
01:57 Is everybody here?
01:58 Do you agree to come if he stays forever?
02:00 [CHEERING]
02:02 They're coming.
02:03 They're coming.
02:05 Everybody's coming.
02:06 Everybody's coming.
02:07 Hey, sorry.
02:08 Is that your mom?
02:09 That's my mom.
02:09 Oh, shit.
02:10 Hey, they're coming.
02:11 We're coming.
02:12 We're here.
02:12 Everybody's coming.
02:13 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
02:15 We're not coming.
02:16 We're here.
02:17 Go Buffs!
02:19 Let's go!
02:20 [CHEERING]
02:23 Go Buffs!
02:24 Let's go, Schmuck!
02:25 We're just talking a little bit about the Buffs.
02:27 What do you think about the squad this year?
02:29 I have no idea what you're talking about.
02:31 I'm a shooter, bro.
02:32 Schwarz or Prieto?
02:33 Look at that.
02:33 [LAUGHS]
02:35 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
02:39 I don't know what he said.
02:40 If it was problematic, I'd disavow.
02:41 If it was OK, Viva La Mexico, I guess.
02:44 I'd stand in 24 hours in a cave with White Sox Dave.
02:50 It would be-- hey, it would be tough.
02:52 But I think I could do it.
02:54 And with Dion?
02:57 That sounds like a bridge too far, if you ask me.
02:59 For Dion, man.
03:00 For Dion.
03:01 That's all it is.
03:02 All right, so that's over and out on College Avenue.
03:04 Sounds like Dion Sanders is about to have
03:06 a lot of new firstborns.
03:07 So Dion, hope you've got those baby skills ready.
03:10 Changing diapers, hope you don't forget that stuff.
03:12 So that's it.
03:13 Shout out to the Colorado Buffaloes, 2-0.
03:16 [SIREN]
03:19 [SOUND]