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00:00 I'd like to report a crime that hasn't happened yet.
00:03 Have you seen the movie Back to the Future?
00:05 Basically, I'm living that movie right now,
00:07 which is how I know there's gonna be a murder tonight.
00:10 Hate time travel movies.
00:13 They never make any sense.
00:14 Happy Halloween.
00:18 How about we all stay in and hand out Halloween candy?
00:21 No, Mom.
00:22 You know how hard this time of year is for us.
00:24 Your friends were murdered 35 years ago.
00:27 It's not 1987 anymore.
00:30 Stay safe, honey. I love you.
00:31 [SIGHS]
00:32 [SCREAMING]
00:41 In this world, we live.
00:47 What the fuck?
00:51 Excuse me.
00:54 What year is it?
00:56 1987.
00:57 Oh, my God.
00:58 I know.
00:58 The '80s are almost over, and I haven't even tried Coke yet.
01:01 [SNIFFS]
01:02 [LAUGHS]
01:03 I don't know.
01:04 Oh, my God.
01:07 Mom.
01:07 Fuck off and die.
01:09 Jesus, Mom.
01:11 Mamacita.
01:13 Ay.
01:13 Ay, ay, ay.
01:14 Mamacita.
01:15 You know time for my birthday, bitch.
01:19 [SCREAMS]
01:21 This is a creepy-ass cabin in the middle of fucking nowhere.
01:24 What's the big deal?
01:25 There is a murderer on the loose.
01:26 And you drove us into the woods.
01:28 [SCREAMS]
01:28 Oh, my God.
01:29 What?
01:30 I forgot to bring vodka.
01:31 [MUSIC - THE KING, "GO GO GO"]
01:34 You have 7 and 1/2 hours until you're stuck here forever.
01:36 [SCREAMS]
01:37 I need to stop all this horror before it happens.
01:42 [SCREAMS]
01:42 The machines kill us all.
01:45 No.
01:46 They more just rip apart the fabric of our society
01:48 via dance videos on TikTok.
01:50 They use dance against us?
01:51 Come on out.
01:54 The water's warm.
01:55 Just so you know, I don't do blowjobs.
01:57 You pee out of that thing.
01:58 [SCREAMS]
01:59 Just think, maybe if she did do blowjobs,
02:03 she'd still be alive.
02:05 Yeah, let's not make that the lesson.
02:07 Aged weed sucks.
02:12 This is just dirt.
02:13 Look at all these twigs.
02:15 I could give you a gummy this big that has
02:17 100 times more weed than this.
02:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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02:39 [BLANK_AUDIO]