Totally Killer Bande-annonce VO
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Short filmTranscript
00:00 (musique)
00:02 (musique)
00:04 (musique)
00:06 "I'm living that movie right now."
00:07 "Which is how I know there's gonna be a murder tonight."
00:10 "Hate time travel movies. They never make any sense."
00:14 "Happy Halloween."
00:18 "How about we all stay in and hand out Halloween candy?"
00:21 "No, mom."
00:22 "You know how hard this time of year is for us."
00:24 "Your friends were murdered 35 years ago."
00:27 "It's not 1987 anymore."
00:29 "Stay safe, honey. I love you."
00:32 "CINEMA"
00:33 "Initialize sequence."
00:47 "What the fuck?"
00:51 "Excuse me, what year is it?"
00:55 "1987."
00:57 "Oh, my God."
00:58 "I know. The '80s are almost over and I haven't even tried Coke yet."
01:01 "Oh, God."
01:02 "I don't know."
01:04 "Oh, my God."
01:07 "Mom."
01:07 "Fuck off and die."
01:09 "Jesus, Mom."
01:11 "Mamacita."
01:12 "Aye. Aye, aye, aye."
01:14 "Mamacita."
01:15 "You know, time for my birthday, bitch."
01:19 "This is a creepy-ass cabin in the middle of fucking nowhere."
01:24 "What's the big deal?"
01:25 "There's a murderer on the loose."
01:26 "And you drove us into the woods."
01:28 "Oh, my God!"
01:29 "What?"
01:30 "I forgot to bring vodka."
01:31 "You have seven and a half hours until you're stuck here forever."
01:36 "I need to stop all this horror before it happens."
01:42 "The machines kill us all."
01:45 "No."
01:46 "They more just rip apart the fabric of our society
01:48 via dance videos on TikTok."
01:50 "They use dance against us."
01:52 "Come on out. The water's warm.
01:55 Just so you know, I don't do blowjobs.
01:57 You pee out of that thing."
01:59 "Aaah!"
02:00 "Just think, maybe if she did do blowjobs,
02:03 she'd still be alive."
02:04 "Yeah, let's not make that the lesson."
02:08 "80s weed sucks.
02:12 This is just dirt. Look at all these twigs."
02:14 "I could give you a gummy this big
02:16 that has 100 times more weed than this."
02:19 Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
02:21 Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
02:23 Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
02:25 [Musique]