My Mother Makes Me Crazy on The Big Bang Theory

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Watch this classic "My Mother Makes Me Crazy" clip from the comedy series The Big Bang Theory, created by Chuck and Lorre Bill Prady.  The Big Bang Theory Cast:  Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Sara Gilbert, Mayim Bialik, Melissa Rauch, Kevin Sussman and Laura Spencer  Stream The Big Bang Theory now on Max!

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00:00 - How about computers?

00:01 Do you like computers?

00:02 - I use them.

00:04 I don't like them.

00:05 (audience laughing)

00:06 - Okay, puppies.

00:08 Where do you stand on puppies?

00:10 (audience laughing)

00:12 - Puppy once bit my face.

00:13 (audience laughing)

00:15 - Of course it did.

00:17 - How about that?

00:17 Einstein was wrong.

00:19 - What?

00:19 - Approaching the speed of light doesn't slow down time.

00:21 Approaching them does.

00:23 (audience laughing)

00:26 - Excuse me.

00:29 - Ma'am, it's my mother.

00:30 - Are you going to answer it?

00:31 - Well, I'm torn.

00:32 She might be dying.

00:33 You know, wouldn't wanna miss that.

00:35 (audience laughing)

00:37 On the other hand, if I let it go to voicemail,

00:39 I could play it over and over.

00:41 (audience laughing)

00:44 - I know how you feel.

00:46 My mother makes me crazy.

00:48 - Not as crazy as my mother makes me.

00:50 - Oh yeah?

00:51 Does your mother call you every day at work

00:53 to see if you've had a healthy lunch?

00:55 - My mother calls me at work

00:57 to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.

00:59 (audience laughing)

01:02 - Okay, well, does she lay out your clothes

01:06 for you in the morning, like you're nine years old?

01:09 - You live with your mother?

01:10 - No, that's the sad part.

01:12 (audience laughing)

01:15 - Okay, check this out.

01:16 My mother made me wear rubber gloves to kindergarten

01:18 so I wouldn't pick up a disease from the other children.

01:21 (audience laughing)

01:22 - That's nothing.

01:23 I couldn't ride a bicycle 'cause my mother was afraid

01:26 I'd hit a bump and lose my virginity.

01:27 (audience laughing)

01:29 - Oh wow, you didn't, did you?

01:31 - Not on a bicycle, in a Camry.

01:34 (audience laughing)

01:37 - A Corolla!

01:39 (audience laughing)

01:41 More wine?

01:41 - I'd love some.

01:43 - Listen, you have to come to Shabbat's dinner

01:45 at my house sometime.

01:46 - Why?

01:47 - A Catholic girl like you wearing a big cross like that

01:50 might just give my mother the big brain aneurysm

01:52 I've been hoping for.

01:53 (audience laughing)

01:57 - Okay, but only if you come to Sunday dinner at my house

02:00 wearing a yarmulke.

02:01 - It's a date.

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