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00:00 Do you have a pet?

00:02 Yes, a cat.

00:04 What's the name of the cat?

00:06 Princess.

00:08 Princess.

00:10 What's the color of the princess?

00:12 Her eyes are blue.

00:14 Wow. I wish I was a cat so my eyes would be blue too.

00:18 But I'm happy that I'm a human.

00:20 I might have a cat tomorrow.

00:22 You like that, right?

00:24 Her eyes are blue.

00:26 How many eyes does she have?

00:28 Just two.

00:30 Just two? How many eyes do you have?

00:32 Two.

00:34 Why do you have two eyes?

00:36 Yes.

00:38 How many eyes does she have?

00:40 Just two.

00:42 So this one is right? She has two eyes?

00:44 Yes.

00:46 Shouldn't she have one eye?

00:48 Shouldn't she have only one eye?

00:50 No, she should have two.

00:52 Why three?

00:54 It's not allowed.

00:56 She should have only two.

00:58 I saw someone with a head on the back and eyes on the inside of her hair.

01:06 She should have only two.

01:08 Oh, only two.

01:10 How about you? What's the color of your eyes?

01:12 Just black.

01:14 How about me? What's the color of my eyes?

01:16 Black too.

01:18 How about her?

01:20 Brown.

01:22 Why is she brown and we're black?

01:24 Why is that?

01:26 Why are our eyes black and your eyes are brown?

01:30 I don't know.

01:32 Everybody has different eye colors.

01:34 Yes.

01:36 Your eyes are so beautiful.

01:38 Let me see.

01:40 Wow.

01:42 So beautiful.

01:44 Let me see your beautiful eyes.

01:46 Beautiful eyes.

01:48 Do you have beautiful eyes when you were a child?

01:50 Like this.

01:52 Like this?

01:54 She's so cute.

01:56 Maybe you don't remember.

01:58 Yes, like this.

02:00 You look like a monkey.

02:02 So cute.

02:04 Is Mimi Vice cute?

02:08 Yes.

02:10 Right?

02:12 How old is Princess?

02:14 Does she have a birthday?

02:16 Yes.

02:18 Where is Princess?

02:20 She's at my dad's.

02:22 She's at your dad's work.

02:24 Is Princess not at your house?

02:26 Yes.

02:28 Why?

02:30 My grandma doesn't like it when there's a cat there.

02:32 The house will get dirty.

02:34 Your grandma doesn't like it when the cat is at your house because the house will get dirty.

02:38 Yes.

02:40 Oh, the cat is here.

02:46 Earlier, you showed us how you say hi to your classmates.

02:50 How do you say hi to Princess when you see her at your dad's work?

02:54 For example, Mimi Vice is the cat.

02:58 1, 2, 3, hi Princess.

03:00 Hello.

03:02 She hugged Princess.

03:06 Like this?

03:08 Do I look like a cat?

03:10 It's true.

03:12 What?

03:14 Do I look like a cat?

03:16 Do I look like a cat?

03:18 Do I look like a cat or a horse?

03:20 Cat.

03:24 Not a horse?

03:26 I thought you said a cat.

03:28 Yes, I said cat.

03:30 Because my eyes are like a cat.

03:32 Why is it fun to play with a cat?

03:34 It's friendly.

03:38 Friendly?

03:40 Really? What do you play with?

03:42 I play with...

03:44 I play with a cat.

03:48 It's good that you can chase a cat.

03:50 You can chase a cat.

03:52 What does a cat say when it's hungry?

03:54 What does a cat say when it's full?

04:00 Just a little.

04:04 What does a cat say when it's sleepy?

04:06 It's weaker.

04:10 What does a cat say when it's hurt?

04:12 It says, "Meowch!"

04:18 Is that funny, Juris?

04:28 Do you say, "Meowch!"?

04:30 It doesn't want to say it.

04:32 What does a cat say when it doesn't want to eat?

04:34 What?

04:38 It says, "Meowch!"

04:40 You need to level up your jokes.

04:48 You can't just say, "Ah."

04:50 You need to level up.

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