0:00 Clutch Racington
3:33 Chip Howser
7:06 Max Speed
10:38 Dr. Jette Fastro
14:00 Smugglin' Sally
18:11 Sal The Stallion
21:45 Rusty Nuggets
25:24 Hugh Mann
28:34 Guy #1
33:05 Clutch Racington
37:04 Fernando Swerve
40:51 Maple Barr
44:14 Bertie Backfire
48:07 Max Speed
51:04 Fossil Fueler
55:42 King Buzzo
59:17 Arachnorella
1:02:44 Guy #2
1:06:33 Clutch Racington A Class
1:10:13 Brick Howser
1:13:53 Chamfered Bricks
1:17:34 Laumina Foul
1:21:22 Professor Fusion
1:25:45 Otto & Manuel
1:29:21 Max Speed
1:33:49 Baron Von Rose
1:38:10 Guy #3
1:42:36 Shadow Z
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00:00:00 [CROWD CHEERING]
00:00:03 ANN is proud to bring you live coverage of today's race.
00:00:13 I'm Vicki Wheeler.
00:00:14 And I'm Parker Carr.
00:00:16 Bricklandia's top racing commentator duo.
00:00:19 Today, all eyes are on Clutch Racington's
00:00:21 hot shot new driver.
00:00:23 That's right, Vicki.
00:00:24 Sources say Clutch believes this racer is going all the way
00:00:28 to the Sky Cup Grand Prix.
00:00:30 Stay tuned to ANN for more on this exciting story.
00:00:33 And remember, if you're ready to race--
00:00:36 Then so am I.
00:00:38 Nailed it.
00:00:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:00:42 Hammer time.
00:00:48 Ooh, a power up.
00:00:57 Go five.
00:00:58 Box two.
00:00:59 Here comes a jump.
00:01:07 Nicely done.
00:01:11 Too slow, and I gotta go.
00:01:25 Go.
00:01:26 Step on it.
00:01:31 Kick it into gear.
00:01:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:01:40 One lap to go.
00:01:58 Power up is ready.
00:01:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02:02 Here comes a jump.
00:02:14 Impressive jump.
00:02:15 We need a boost.
00:02:23 Cyber rip it.
00:02:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02:30 Get ready to rip.
00:02:37 Nice rip.
00:02:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02:48 [BEEP]
00:02:49 [BEEP]
00:02:55 [CRASH]
00:03:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03:10 [BEEP]
00:03:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03:14 Hm.
00:03:35 [CRUNCHING]
00:03:36 Mm.
00:03:37 Mm?
00:03:38 [CROWD CHEERING]
00:03:41 [CRASH]
00:03:42 It's a busy day here at Dust Devil Run.
00:03:49 Right you are, Parker.
00:03:51 The pig farm is operating at full stink ahead.
00:03:54 There are reports of several tornadoes.
00:03:56 And even though a race is about to start,
00:03:58 Chip Houser's flight school is still in session.
00:04:01 Vicky, I had the chance to talk to Chip Houser before the race.
00:04:04 Even though it was very hard to understand him because his
00:04:07 mouth was full of food, one thing was clear.
00:04:10 He's hungry for a win.
00:04:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:16 And here we go.
00:04:24 How'd I run boy?
00:04:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:35 You still have the power up.
00:04:42 I drive before I think.
00:04:50 Wait, what?
00:04:52 You're amazing, kid.
00:04:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:57 [TIRES SCREECHING]
00:04:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:05:02 Come on, follow me.
00:05:04 Follow me, look at me, I'm driving.
00:05:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:05:09 Come on, watch me drive.
00:05:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:05:23 [TIRES SCREECHING]
00:05:26 Keep it up, rookie.
00:05:31 This is fun.
00:05:36 Come on, look at me, look at me.
00:05:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:05:54 Ha, no.
00:06:01 One more lap.
00:06:06 Here comes trouble.
00:06:19 Evasive maneuvers.
00:06:20 I did a thing.
00:06:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06:38 [EXPLOSION]
00:06:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06:45 [TIRES SCREECHING]
00:06:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06:51 Ha.
00:07:08 [TIRES SCREECHING]
00:07:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07:15 Heh.
00:07:18 Vicki, did you know that Butte Loop's track was built first?
00:07:22 Then later, downtown Big Butte was built
00:07:24 in the center of the track.
00:07:26 It makes sense to me, Parker.
00:07:28 There's so much space in the center of a track.
00:07:31 Why not make good use of it and develop it
00:07:33 into a busy commercial area?
00:07:35 I'm calling it now.
00:07:36 By the end of this race, that idea is going to be trending.
00:07:40 And also trending, today's rival, Max Speed.
00:07:43 Say what you want, but there's no denying Max Speed
00:07:45 sleeps, breathes, and eats racing.
00:07:47 Please consult your doctor before starting
00:07:49 an all-racing diet.
00:07:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07:54 Got you there in the middle.
00:08:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:04 Ooh, a power-up.
00:08:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:17 Bravo.
00:08:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:21 Power-up on board.
00:08:26 Pedal to the metal.
00:08:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:31 Watch your back, kid.
00:08:33 Watch yourself.
00:08:34 You're on fire.
00:08:35 Go, go, go.
00:08:37 Remember your training, rookie.
00:08:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:45 Maxcelerate.
00:08:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:50 Oh, yeah.
00:08:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:57 Octobot.
00:09:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:07 I do everything fast.
00:09:11 Everything.
00:09:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:15 Activate serious racer pace.
00:09:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:30 Victory is this.
00:09:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:45 Final lap.
00:09:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:53 Achieving max speed.
00:09:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:00 You need to drive faster, not slower.
00:10:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:13 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:10:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:21 [CHEERING]
00:10:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:28 [PHONE RINGING]
00:10:33 [PHONE RINGING]
00:10:38 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:10:46 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:10:50 [PHONE RINGING]
00:10:52 It's nighttime here at Infinite Loop.
00:10:54 And by the looks of it, someone needs
00:10:56 to bring these scientists back down to Earth, literally.
00:11:00 That's right, Parker.
00:11:01 Scientists are often in the sky for science reasons.
00:11:05 But now's the time to get to the starting line
00:11:07 for wanting to win reasons.
00:11:10 And anyone who wants to win should
00:11:12 get their favorite off-roader.
00:11:13 This track is designed for off-roading vehicles.
00:11:17 Yep.
00:11:18 All that's down there is a dirt track and very
00:11:20 expensive space equipment.
00:11:22 Ridiculously expensive.
00:11:24 So racers, if you do crash into a satellite,
00:11:26 be sure to leave a note.
00:11:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:31 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:11:36 Oh, no!
00:11:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11:41 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:11:44 Ooh, a power-up!
00:11:51 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:11:55 Don't forget to use your power-ups.
00:12:01 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:12:05 You've fallen behind.
00:12:08 That's not nice.
00:12:09 I would know.
00:12:10 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:12:11 Power-up is ready.
00:12:13 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:12:16 Wowie, kid!
00:12:18 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:12:21 That was definitely not an accident.
00:12:23 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:12:27 Do the research.
00:12:29 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:12:32 Faster, faster!
00:12:37 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:12:41 Fantastic!
00:12:59 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:13:04 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:13:07 Last lap!
00:13:11 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:13:14 [GROANS]
00:13:17 [INAUDIBLE]
00:13:18 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:13:21 Damage report!
00:13:22 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:13:31 Pedal to the metal!
00:13:32 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:13:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:13:39 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:13:42 Hm.
00:14:08 Hm.
00:14:09 Hm.
00:14:09 Hm.
00:14:10 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
00:14:11 [SNORING]
00:14:14 It's time for A&N Viewer Mail.
00:14:17 Our first letter is for Parker.
00:14:19 There have been so many advancements
00:14:21 in power-up technology.
00:14:23 What kind of power-ups did they have back when you were racing?
00:14:27 Let's see.
00:14:28 There were mushrooms, this Morphe ball thingy, oh,
00:14:32 and a fairy in a jar.
00:14:34 OK, next letter.
00:14:36 Miss NPC writes, I love vehicle transformations.
00:14:40 My favorite is when a car turns into a boat.
00:14:42 Are there any plans to make a boat turn into a submarine?
00:14:45 Miss NPC, we don't know if there's a plan for that.
00:14:49 But just in case anyone is listening, that idea is awesome.
00:14:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:14:57 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:15:02 Go!
00:15:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:15:06 Power-up on board.
00:15:29 Speed it up, rookie.
00:15:31 Everything's falling apart.
00:15:33 Keep it together.
00:15:34 You got tools?
00:15:38 Use them.
00:15:39 T-time.
00:15:44 Everyone's stumped right--
00:15:45 Chase them down.
00:15:46 Use your power-up.
00:15:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:15:59 Ooh, a power-up.
00:16:04 Keep cold and dry, boys.
00:16:23 Don't forget your power-up.
00:16:24 From this.
00:16:29 Power-up is ready.
00:16:43 Ah, shoot.
00:16:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:16:52 You'll pay for that.
00:16:59 Ow, spiff.
00:17:06 Just being cheeky.
00:17:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:17 Ah, pudding.
00:17:24 Ow.
00:17:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:32 That's what I call power steering.
00:17:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:44 You're in the lead.
00:17:46 You've been hit.
00:17:47 Not surprised.
00:17:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:18:27 Did I ever tell you I used to want to race horses?
00:18:30 No, you've never shared that.
00:18:32 Well, I did.
00:18:32 And I trained hard.
00:18:33 But finally, my daddy pulled me aside and said, Sugarbeet,
00:18:37 you are never going to beat these horses in a race.
00:18:39 They are just so much faster than you.
00:18:41 Dads can be blunt.
00:18:43 That's for sure.
00:18:44 But he was right, you know.
00:18:45 Girl power is awesome, but horse power is just faster.
00:18:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:18:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:18:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:18:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:16 Don't forget to use your power-ups.
00:19:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:23 Watch your back.
00:19:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:25 Accelerate!
00:19:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:38 I'm the horse to bet on.
00:19:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:47 Power-up is ready!
00:19:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19:50 Oh!
00:19:53 A horse, of course.
00:19:57 Invasive maneuvers!
00:19:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:07 You have crashed!
00:20:08 I've got horse power.
00:20:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:22 Well played!
00:20:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:37 Giddy up!
00:20:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:51 Uh-oh!
00:20:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:21:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:21:07 One more lap!
00:21:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:21:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:21:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:21:18 [Action music]
00:21:37 [Action music]
00:21:50 [Action music]
00:21:51 [Honk, honk]
00:21:53 [Crash]
00:21:54 [Crash]
00:21:55 [Crash]
00:21:56 [Crash]
00:21:57 [Ding]
00:21:58 [Crash]
00:22:03 [Action music]
00:22:32 [Action music]
00:22:37 [Action music]
00:22:40 Get out of it, superstar!
00:22:42 [Action music]
00:22:46 Cool 'em, powder!
00:22:47 [Action music]
00:22:56 Don't forget your powder!
00:22:58 [Action music]
00:23:06 Ooh, I'm feeling lucky!
00:23:08 [Action music]
00:23:10 Woo! Pedal to the metal!
00:23:12 [Action music]
00:23:21 It's all about momentum!
00:23:23 [Action music]
00:23:25 Evasive maneuvers!
00:23:26 [Action music]
00:23:32 Don't forget to use your power-ups!
00:23:33 [Action music]
00:23:42 Excellent!
00:23:43 [Action music]
00:23:51 I can dig it!
00:23:52 [Action music]
00:23:55 Oh, I didn't expect that!
00:23:56 [Action music]
00:24:06 Keep it up, champ!
00:24:07 [Action music]
00:24:21 It's a gold dust!
00:24:25 I'm impressed!
00:24:26 [Action music]
00:24:36 Go for gold!
00:24:39 Fantastic!
00:24:41 [Action music]
00:24:51 Dynamite!
00:24:53 [Action music]
00:24:57 [Action music]
00:25:26 [Action music]
00:25:29 [Action music]
00:25:39 We have a lot of spectators in the sky here at Abduction 500!
00:25:44 Get ready, racers! They are putting on quite the laser light show!
00:25:48 I also can't help but notice that there are several secret agents racing tonight.
00:25:53 Hmm, you're right, Parker.
00:25:56 Oh, maybe it's because this race is really a sting!
00:26:00 Oh, and maybe they're trying to get more intelligence on one of the racers!
00:26:04 Oh, because maybe they think the racer is not who he says he is!
00:26:08 Oh, because maybe who he really is is an alien!
00:26:11 Keep watching ANN for more on this breaking story!
00:26:14 [Action music]
00:26:19 [Action music]
00:26:22 Go gold!
00:26:24 [Action music]
00:26:32 Yay, I say! Yay!
00:26:35 [Action music]
00:26:39 Ooh, a power-up!
00:26:41 [Action music]
00:26:47 I'm just doing this for the street lights!
00:26:50 [Action music]
00:26:54 Power-up on board!
00:26:56 [Action music]
00:27:05 Ooh, a power-up!
00:27:07 [Action music]
00:27:14 [Laughter]
00:27:17 [Action music]
00:27:28 Unbelievable, pal!
00:27:30 [Action music]
00:27:41 Wonderful!
00:27:43 [Action music]
00:27:47 Eat my space dust!
00:27:49 [Action music]
00:28:02 Don't the wheeler get inside?
00:28:05 You're out in front!
00:28:07 [Action music]
00:28:32 It's the first Grand Brick Arena, and everyone in Big Butte County is here!
00:28:37 I think I even saw Shadow Z!
00:28:40 Uh, but Parker, Shadow Z DM'd everyone and said he has jury duty!
00:28:45 Maybe he was dismissed early for badgering the witness and everyone else!
00:28:50 Well, I'll tell you who is here! Some of our favorite rivals!
00:28:54 Will Smuglin' Sally steal the win? Will Rusty Nuggets get the gold?
00:28:59 Will Chip Houser cry out for his mommy?
00:29:02 Vicky, let's race and find out!
00:29:05 [Action music]
00:29:13 Have a long a medal!
00:29:15 [Action music]
00:29:20 Ooh, a power-up!
00:29:21 [Action music]
00:29:26 Serpentine! Serpentine!
00:29:28 [Action music]
00:29:39 Fun! Upsmanship!
00:29:41 [Action music]
00:29:54 Ooh, I'm feeling lucky!
00:29:56 [Action music]
00:30:06 That's not good!
00:30:07 [Action music]
00:30:24 I do everything fast! Everything!
00:30:26 [Action music]
00:30:33 That was awesome!
00:30:35 [Action music]
00:30:48 Eagle Five, Fox Two!
00:30:50 [Action music]
00:30:58 You've taken the lead!
00:31:00 [Action music]
00:31:04 I should have stuck with telemarketing!
00:31:06 You're on your own!
00:31:07 Red Alert!
00:31:08 [Action music]
00:31:12 You're making great time!
00:31:14 [Action music]
00:31:31 Keep that!
00:31:32 [Action music]
00:31:36 Good catch!
00:31:38 They're down, but not out!
00:31:40 [Action music]
00:31:53 One zero one one one. That is me laughing.
00:31:56 [Action music]
00:32:08 Touch the sky!
00:32:10 [Action music]
00:32:18 Incredible!
00:32:19 [Action music]
00:32:24 Hey, who likes racing? I do!
00:32:26 [Action music]
00:32:31 You're making great time!
00:32:32 [Action music]
00:32:39 You are in the lead!
00:32:40 [Action music]
00:32:45 Ooh!
00:32:46 [Action music]
00:32:51 [Action music]
00:33:18 Our ANN Sky Cup poll results are in, and over half our viewers think the newest member of Team Racington will compete in the Sky Cup.
00:33:26 Most of the other half were undecided, with a small margin believing the Sky Cup doesn't exist and this is all Clutch's dream.
00:33:34 Hold on, Vicky. This rumor just in.
00:33:36 Parker, we don't usually report rumors, so this one better be juicy.
00:33:41 Clutch has a big surprise for his hot shot racer.
00:33:45 Gasp!
00:33:46 But the surprise will only happen if the racer wins this race.
00:33:50 Well, let's get to it then. And keep tuning in to ANN, your most trusted source in rumors.
00:33:57 [Action music]
00:34:06 Go, go, go!
00:34:07 [Action music]
00:34:14 Power up on board!
00:34:16 [Action music]
00:34:28 Power up is ready!
00:34:30 [Action music]
00:34:35 Nice!
00:34:36 [Action music]
00:34:41 Buckle up, superstar. This one's gonna hurt.
00:34:44 [Action music]
00:34:57 Too slow and I gotta go!
00:34:59 [Action music]
00:35:25 Faster, faster!
00:35:27 [Action music]
00:35:32 Watch yourself!
00:35:33 Huh?
00:35:34 [Action music]
00:35:39 Ah, shoot!
00:35:40 [Action music]
00:35:55 No!
00:35:57 Whoa, take it easy!
00:35:59 [Action music]
00:36:01 Speed past it!
00:36:03 [Action music]
00:36:07 Excuse me!
00:36:09 [Action music]
00:36:16 Stay focused, rookie!
00:36:18 [Action music]
00:36:20 Excellent!
00:36:21 [Action music]
00:36:34 You've taken the lead!
00:36:36 [Action music]
00:36:43 Watch your back, kid!
00:36:46 [Explosion]
00:36:49 [Action music]
00:37:05 [Action music]
00:37:12 [Splash]
00:37:15 [Explosion]
00:37:17 [Explosion]
00:37:19 [Action music]
00:37:23 Vicky, I am suddenly very hungry.
00:37:26 Well, good news, Parker!
00:37:28 It's Nacho Day here at Drive-Thru Derby!
00:37:31 That's good news for me, but bad news for the racers, as most of them are about to find out.
00:37:37 It's just Nacho Day!
00:37:39 Today's nachos are brought to us by Swerveys.
00:37:42 If you're looking for food that's more ye bien,
00:37:45 at a price that'll keep you coming in,
00:37:48 Swerve on down,
00:37:49 to Tasty Town!
00:37:51 Swerveys!
00:37:52 [Action music]
00:38:01 Oh, no!
00:38:02 [Action music]
00:38:18 Power up on board!
00:38:19 [Explosion]
00:38:21 [Action music]
00:38:26 Excellent!
00:38:27 Chase 'em down!
00:38:28 [Action music]
00:38:35 [Explosion]
00:38:41 If you cannot take the heat, get off this ride!
00:38:44 [Action music]
00:38:48 [Explosion]
00:38:50 [Action music]
00:38:56 [Explosion]
00:39:03 Ooh, a power up!
00:39:05 [Action music]
00:39:11 Hang in there, kid!
00:39:13 [Action music]
00:39:16 Well done!
00:39:17 [Action music]
00:39:25 Well played!
00:39:26 [Action music]
00:39:45 Fire!
00:39:46 [Action music]
00:39:53 Final lap!
00:39:54 [Action music]
00:40:01 One zero one one one.
00:40:02 That is me laughing.
00:40:03 [Action music]
00:40:10 [Explosion]
00:40:11 [Action music]
00:40:13 Future champion coming through!
00:40:15 [Action music]
00:40:19 Damage report!
00:40:20 [Action music]
00:40:26 Pedal to the metal!
00:40:27 [Action music]
00:40:35 [Action music]
00:40:52 [Action music]
00:40:56 [Humming]
00:40:59 [Explosion]
00:41:01 [Laughter]
00:41:07 Parker, when I look at today's track, it makes me want to sing.
00:41:11 Donut Garden!
00:41:13 Donut Garden!
00:41:16 No, folks, Vicky is not singing a popular song by a currently famous music group.
00:41:21 There are actual donuts all over the ground.
00:41:24 Those donuts go perfect with the vehicles driven by today's competition.
00:41:28 Coffee mugs, fueled by real coffee.
00:41:31 Them and me both.
00:41:32 Drivers say they love the charge they get, but admit to filling up on coffee two or three times a day.
00:41:38 I know their pain.
00:41:40 Still, all warnings aside, there is currently no plan of giving up on coffee.
00:41:46 And there never will be.
00:41:49 I love you, coffee.
00:41:51 [Action music]
00:41:59 Let's stay focused.
00:42:01 [Action music]
00:42:19 Here comes trouble!
00:42:24 Go, go, go!
00:42:29 You need to drive faster, not slower.
00:42:39 Gotta do something about those weeds.
00:42:50 Speed it up, rookie.
00:43:10 Blast it, hook it!
00:43:19 Watch your throat!
00:43:25 I got your just deserts right here.
00:43:36 You're good!
00:43:48 Out in front!
00:43:56 [Action music]
00:44:16 [Tires screeching]
00:44:25 Vicki, many races save the difficult parts for the end.
00:44:28 But with its twisty turns right off the bat, Cat Scratch Freeway breaks all the rules.
00:44:35 Speaking of rules, we interviewed Birdie Backfire earlier, and she had several of her own.
00:44:41 First, we had to sit in a booth.
00:44:44 Then she needed warm milk every hour on the hour.
00:44:48 Finally, she told us we could ask whatever questions we liked.
00:44:51 But she would only respond with stories about her cats.
00:44:55 Parker, we learned what these racers are about to find out.
00:44:59 It's Birdie's way or the highway.
00:45:10 Hammer time!
00:45:36 [Action music]
00:45:46 Great!
00:46:06 The claws are coming out.
00:46:14 No way!
00:46:21 Little old lady coming through.
00:46:25 One lap to go!
00:46:33 [Grunts]
00:46:36 I'm telling your mother!
00:46:50 Birdie's still got it!
00:46:54 That looked like it hurt!
00:47:01 You're leading the pack!
00:47:07 You are in the lead!
00:47:20 Get off the road!
00:47:29 You're in the lead, for now!
00:47:36 Birdie's still got it!
00:47:48 [Action music]
00:48:05 Racers might want to brush up on their drifting skills before attempting this track.
00:48:09 Absolutely, Parker.
00:48:11 Driving on a course shaped like a four-leaf clover is not easy.
00:48:15 Truth be told, clover mines is what made me decide to retire from racing.
00:48:20 I mean, competing in a race purposefully designed so the competitors crash into each other?
00:48:25 Not for me.
00:48:27 And how do you feel about watching a race purposefully designed so the competitors crash into each other?
00:48:33 Vicky, I'm here for it.
00:48:44 Let's go!
00:48:51 Ready!
00:48:59 Power up on board!
00:49:09 Oh, Vick, just race.
00:49:12 One zero one one one. That is me laughing.
00:49:20 See ya. I'm going to beat you.
00:49:31 This is getting interesting!
00:49:39 Driving is a state of mind, and your hands are...
00:49:54 Wonderful!
00:50:07 Oh, no!
00:50:17 Last lap!
00:50:24 Max speed! It is our purpose!
00:50:39 Second to nine. First to all!
00:51:05 It's time for swamp us, which means it's time to get fancy.
00:51:22 Very fancy, Vicky. These waterfront shanties cost more than just a couple bones.
00:51:27 Oh, I see some race fans are already here, ready to take in the race from their swamp yachts.
00:51:33 They better watch out for large alligators, as should the racers.
00:51:37 If an alligator's mouth is open, do not, I repeat, do not go inside.
00:51:44 Unless there's a power up in there. Then just try to be really fast.
00:51:48 And that's what we call an ANN alligator safety tip. Now, back to the race.
00:52:10 I see something wacky!
00:52:27 Back to the boat.
00:52:38 All in time.
00:52:55 Pedal to the metal!
00:53:03 Hey!
00:53:09 Oh, boat, you did it!
00:53:14 Off the rear of the town!
00:53:19 Step on it!
00:53:21 I'll be seeing you!
00:53:27 This sure is a skeleton of fun!
00:53:39 Uh-oh!
00:53:51 You pulled ahead!
00:53:57 Sticks and stones will break these bones!
00:54:13 This tickles my funny bone!
00:54:16 One lap to go!
00:54:28 I'm so hot! I think I'm running a femur!
00:54:36 Your attempt!
00:54:42 Ha! Cha-cha-cha-cha!
00:54:45 I'm in the zone! The bone zone!
00:54:57 Hey, bone daddy! I'll save you a spot at the finish!
00:55:12 Hey, you're breaking me, bone!
00:55:41 I'm in the zone!
00:55:54 I'm in the zone!
00:56:14 Watch out for the exploding fly larva!
00:56:40 Oh, no!
00:57:01 Ooh, a power-up!
00:57:20 Power-up is ready!
00:57:21 Oh, great shot!
00:57:26 Keep it up, rookie!
00:57:36 Stay on track, kid!
00:57:38 I'm impressed!
00:57:41 No, no, no!
00:57:51 Ooh, I'm sweating over here!
00:58:04 Zap!
00:58:10 You've taken the lead!
00:58:20 Forget about it!
00:58:24 Final lap!
00:58:35 I got junk in my trunk!
00:58:39 Your start is annoying!
00:58:50 I'm the king of transport!
00:58:54 Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:59:18 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
00:59:29 A reminder to the racers! Spiders are a very important part of our ecosystem.
00:59:34 However, every spider on today's track is out to damage your vehicle.
00:59:38 Which is why Arachnerella says she would like to thank all her spider babies for their help.
00:59:43 But she definitely does not want to thank her bratty younger brother, Baron Von Rose.
00:59:48 Correct, Parker.
00:59:50 She says she'll think about thanking him after he returns the earbuds he borrowed 200 years ago.
00:59:57 We reached out to Baron Von Rose. His comment?
01:00:00 Arachnerella smells.
01:00:02 Stay tuned to ANN for more updates on this sibling rivalry.
01:00:25 Ready!
01:00:40 Time!
01:00:54 Don't amaze me, kid!
01:01:10 I'm scary good!
01:01:21 Oops, my finger slipped.
01:01:40 Last lap!
01:01:55 Pipples are ready!
01:01:57 Ruses? Stop that!
01:02:09 Unbelievable, pal!
01:02:18 You're in the lead!
01:02:26 I'm not!
01:02:41 It's the second Grand Brick Arena, and everyone is speculating what will happen.
01:02:48 Will Maple Bar let Fernando Swerve win?
01:02:51 Will Fernando Swerve let Maple Bar win?
01:02:54 There's even speculation that Shadow Zee will win,
01:02:57 even though he sent a group text saying he wouldn't be here because the cable guy was coming.
01:03:01 Which has led to further speculation that Shadow Zee lied.
01:03:05 Join us after the race for more hard-hitting speculation, right here on ANN.
01:03:19 Oh no!
01:03:29 Hey, power-ups!
01:03:38 Wowie, kid!
01:03:44 I don't like to brag, but I got mad skulls!
01:03:49 Get it?
01:03:59 I do everything fast. Everything.
01:04:08 Oh, nice one!
01:04:14 I like it, guys!
01:04:21 I've never seen anything like that!
01:04:29 Oh, jeez!
01:04:33 Damn it!
01:04:44 Shake it and bake it!
01:04:50 Watch your back, kid!
01:04:59 Buh-bye!
01:05:07 You need to drive faster, not slower!
01:05:14 Final lap!
01:05:19 Making great time!
01:05:29 That's the kid-o-life!
01:05:43 Top-notch racing, pal!
01:05:57 You are in the lead!
01:06:25 We're back at Turbo Acres, and so happy to be joined by none other than Clutch Racington's
01:06:45 accountant, Mr. Fiddles!
01:06:47 Mr. Fiddles, you were with Clutch on his road to being the Sky Cup champion.
01:06:53 How would you describe that road?
01:06:55 Rough, you say? Fascinating.
01:06:58 Is there anything you want to say to Shadow Z?
01:07:03 And how are you going to feel if Team Racington doesn't make it to the Sky Cup?
01:07:07 Oh, good boy, Mr. Fiddles!
01:07:28 Ooh, a power-up!
01:07:48 Speed it up for me!
01:08:12 Come on, kid!
01:08:32 Stay on target!
01:08:37 Buckle up, superstar! This one's gonna hurt!
01:08:52 Excellent!
01:08:58 Bravo!
01:09:04 One lap to go!
01:09:12 Stay focused, rookie!
01:09:32 Stay on target!
01:09:33 Whoa, that's fast!
01:09:41 Well done!
01:09:52 Too slow and I gotta go!
01:10:16 Oh!
01:10:25 Attention racers! This is your commentator speaking.
01:10:28 And me, your co-commentator.
01:10:30 We'd like to welcome you to Runway Roundabout. Today's race will be a fast one!
01:10:36 There will be some bumps along the way, so buckle up and keep your power-up in a ready and aimed position.
01:10:42 And remember, in the event of an emergency, there are two exit doors. One on your left and one on your right.
01:10:49 Now sit back, relax, and prepare to take off... on the ground.
01:11:02 And land on the metal!
01:11:14 Race away!
01:11:20 Ooh, a power-up!
01:11:28 Score one for the brick!
01:11:33 How 'bout one more?
01:11:43 I got attitude and altitude!
01:11:58 Hang in there, kid!
01:12:02 Red alert!
01:12:09 Damn it, coming!
01:12:16 Hey!
01:12:20 One lap to go!
01:12:22 Eat my dust, boss!
01:12:28 Stay focused, rookie!
01:12:32 This is no rocky!
01:12:43 Oh, man!
01:12:56 Ha!
01:13:02 Eagle five, Fox two!
01:13:08 Horse feathers!
01:13:13 Don't mess with the best!
01:13:28 Want some more?
01:13:31 No!
01:14:00 Hm.
01:14:09 Apparently, Chamfered Bricks is attempting to charge today's racers a registration fee for entering Rapid Falls.
01:14:16 As well as a convenience fee if they used a waypoint to get here.
01:14:21 And a late fee for whoever doesn't cross the finish line first.
01:14:25 Chamfered Bricks also wanted to inform today's racers that the Logging Mill is hiring.
01:14:30 Current openings include Waterlogged Handler, Giant Hatchet Tester, and Tax Evasion Specialist.
01:14:36 Stop by the Logging Mill and pick up an application today!
01:14:48 No!
01:15:01 You've been hit. Not surprised.
01:15:05 Everything falling apart!
01:15:07 Keep it together!
01:15:14 One zero one one one. That is me laughing.
01:15:16 Go! Go! Go!
01:15:20 Uh-oh.
01:15:28 I'm on the road to success!
01:15:32 Oh, yes!
01:15:43 That's business, baby!
01:15:56 You'll pay for this!
01:16:00 Last lap!
01:16:08 You call that ambition, huh?
01:16:20 Wowie, kid!
01:16:28 A whole lot of it!
01:16:33 You're in the lead!
01:16:43 What do you think of these assets, huh?
01:16:50 Oh, the pain!
01:17:04 The position!
01:17:33 I'm in the lead!
01:17:44 Before today's race, Laumina said if she wins the Sky Cup trophy, she plans on adding it to her large collection of treasure.
01:17:52 Laumina also advises anyone interested in treasure to find a Dolphin Trainer right here in Perspecto Valley.
01:17:59 Learn their ways, then cruise around and let your new dolphin friends find all the treasure you could desire.
01:18:05 Tune in to the rest of our interview with Laumina to hear more wealth advice, including why you should buy an island.
01:18:21 Let's go!
01:18:33 Ooh, a power-up!
01:18:41 Ah!
01:18:47 The surf is ready!
01:18:53 Serpentine! Serpentine! I have you now!
01:19:01 Ooh, a power-up!
01:19:11 Take your shot, pal!
01:19:17 Ah, this is fun!
01:19:31 And now, for my answer!
01:19:46 Don't aid me because I'm winner!
01:19:59 Oh no!
01:20:03 Watch yourself!
01:20:09 Wonderful!
01:20:16 Laumina is everyone's favorite!
01:20:24 Invasive maneuver! Destruction imminent!
01:20:28 Get back in it, rookie!
01:20:44 Excellent!
01:20:51 Great shot!
01:21:20 Ah!
01:21:31 Pop quiz, Parker! What's your favorite power-up?
01:21:34 Teleportation, Vicky! Who wouldn't want to go from the back of the pack to the front of the line?
01:21:39 And you know, scientists are testing the power-up in other places, such as theme parks, airport security, and restrooms. How about yourself?
01:21:48 I like mines, Parker. You can shoot them in front or behind you. However, it is possible to be damaged by the explosion of your own mine.
01:21:58 So make sure to take caution, racers, because what's yours is mine's, and those mines could be yours.
01:22:13 Oh no!
01:22:23 Get out of my way!
01:22:33 Straddle!
01:22:43 Speed it up, rookie!
01:22:52 You make this look easy.
01:23:00 You've fallen behind.
01:23:07 Imagine the possibilities!
01:23:19 Oh, how stupid!
01:23:27 You are in the lead!
01:23:32 Time for a down!
01:23:52 That's what I call power steering!
01:24:01 Pedal to the metal!
01:24:07 Genius!
01:24:13 17! 17!
01:24:20 Knock it off!
01:24:37 I got it!
01:24:38 Zone!
01:24:41 Huh? Can you stop that?
01:24:45 Impossible!
01:24:53 Now this is progress!
01:24:58 Fire now!
01:25:07 Nailed it!
01:25:17 You're a genius!
01:25:22 I'm impressed!
01:25:27 You're a genius!
01:25:33 I'm impressed!
01:25:37 You're a genius!
01:25:43 I'm impressed!
01:25:48 You're a genius!
01:25:53 I'm impressed!
01:26:03 You're a genius!
01:26:13 Stop making headless puns!
01:26:23 So, Otto and Manuel, if you're listening, our apologies. We're just having fun.
01:26:37 Down low!
01:26:46 Hold the boat!
01:27:01 Way to go, kid!
01:27:02 My body! My people!
01:27:03 Watch your back, kid!
01:27:15 I'm impressed!
01:27:24 That's a launch!
01:27:32 Whoa!
01:27:41 Kick it into gear!
01:27:47 Krakatoa!
01:27:50 Future champion coming through!
01:27:57 That was awesome!
01:28:04 Whoa!
01:28:12 You amazed me, kid!
01:28:23 You're in the lead, for now.
01:28:32 Way to take your words back!
01:28:38 But I lost my head! Again!
01:28:47 Didn't see us coming, did ya?
01:29:02 You've taken the lead!
01:29:09 I'm impressed!
01:29:19 I'm impressed!
01:29:39 I'm impressed!
01:29:49 I'm impressed!
01:29:59 Let's go!
01:30:11 Ooh, a power-up!
01:30:27 Achieving max speed!
01:30:30 Oh, no!
01:30:36 Power-up is ready!
01:30:42 You're in the lead in speed!
01:30:58 Achieving max speed!
01:31:00 You need to drive faster, not slower!
01:31:13 Activate serious racer pace!
01:31:18 Whoa!
01:31:26 Whoa, way!
01:31:43 Let's get dangerous!
01:31:58 Driving is a state of mind, and your hands will beat!
01:32:13 Don't think, just race!
01:32:17 Never remember, always forget!
01:32:19 Max speed!
01:32:25 Whoa, fast track!
01:32:29 It's good to see me, isn't it?
01:32:32 Watch it!
01:32:41 That's what I call power steering!
01:32:58 Victory is this!
01:33:03 Move it or lose it!
01:33:13 Stay on track, kid!
01:33:28 Focus and focus!
01:33:55 Ah!
01:34:03 If you're looking for a tour of Hansborough, but want to go at a breakneck pace, then High Stakes is the race for you!
01:34:10 It all begins right here at Baron Von Rose's castle!
01:34:14 Hold on, Parker! This just in!
01:34:16 A source close to Baron Von Rose reports it's actually their parents' castle!
01:34:21 One moment, Vicky! This also just in!
01:34:24 Baron Von Rose tells his sister Arachnerella, "Stop telling people I live with Mom and Dad, you smell!"
01:34:33 ANN promises to keep bringing you the details on this sibling spat!
01:34:37 But for now, back to the race!
01:34:48 Go!
01:35:09 Now I'm on board!
01:35:14 Basic maneuvers!
01:35:16 Watch your back, kid!
01:35:20 You go ahead!
01:35:27 Incoming!
01:35:34 Checker check it!
01:35:43 Can't stop, won't stop!
01:35:48 Top notch racing, pal!
01:35:56 Got 'em!
01:36:07 You're making great time!
01:36:13 Racing is in my blood!
01:36:16 Here I come!
01:36:24 Hot dog!
01:36:35 You're taking the lead!
01:36:43 I'm crushing this!
01:36:58 Hold up, time out, you guys! I dropped my sandwich!
01:37:05 Not cool!
01:37:26 Watch out, kid!
01:37:43 Beat the beat to the bar!
01:38:12 It's the third and final Grand Brick Arena right here in Hauntsboro!
01:38:19 And once again, even though there have been several sightings of Shadow Z, and I spoke directly with him, he claims to not be here.
01:38:27 Still, we have many familiar racers in our presence, and they're all hoping to win that prized medal.
01:38:33 Will the finish line be worthy of Laumina? Will Baron Von Rose score an epic win, yo?
01:38:39 Will Max Speed Danger Speed speed his way to victory?
01:38:43 These are all smart questions we're asking, Vicky, and we're about to find out the best answer.
01:38:58 Hammer time!
01:39:21 You are out of control!
01:39:29 Step on it!
01:39:34 Your boot is full!
01:39:38 It's the latest technology!
01:39:44 You fall behind!
01:39:53 I do everything fast! Everything!
01:40:04 Speed it up, rookie!
01:40:11 Unbelievable power!
01:40:23 Good, this is fun!
01:40:38 Ah, dude!
01:40:53 Watch out!
01:41:08 Second to none, first to all!
01:41:12 Last lap!
01:41:22 Wowie, kid!
01:41:29 Soar, Moon Fox!
01:41:38 Don't mess with the best!
01:41:50 You're in the lead for now!
01:41:54 Kid! Kid!
01:41:56 Kid! You okay, kid?
01:42:05 Fight!
01:42:10 My leg!
01:42:11 Nailed it!
01:42:40 Oh my cogs! You assembled a rocket!
01:42:43 Nah, I don't know where that came from. Probably would have been a pretty good idea though, huh? Oh well.
01:42:51 Anyway, here's how we're getting up there!
01:42:58 Aquary, how does this thing function, exactly?
01:43:09 When I give the signal, hang on to your butt!
01:43:15 Ah, yes. Allow me to ask him. Begging your pardon, but are you sure this is a good idea?
01:43:22 Of course I'm sure.
01:43:24 He says yes.
01:43:25 Just try not to pass out!
01:43:27 What?
01:43:28 Three, two...
01:43:30 Holy cow!
01:43:45 Dang it! Now I have to race an actual racer in a real race! Not one of those pre-arranged Shadow Z victory races!
01:43:56 Which I've never done or would ever do, of course!
01:44:01 Autographs, anyone? Half off!
01:44:07 Ooh, I'd like an autograph, please!
01:44:11 Unbelievable! Thanks to you blockheads, I actually have to try this time!
01:44:17 Remind me to take everyone to the doctor after the race, because you're obviously allergic to winning! Boom! Bad joke! Boom!
01:44:26 It's finally here! The Sky Cup Grand Prix! Time to decide who is the best racer in Bricklandia!
01:44:34 The reigning champion Shadow Z is actually here and wearing his game face! Or his resting annoy face, it's hard to tell.
01:44:42 Shadow Z's squad has been seen preparing for the race by playing a game of tag.
01:44:47 Definitely his annoyed face, then.
01:44:49 Today, in what seems a little unfair, we have only one racer going up against Shadow Z and his entire Shadow Squad!
01:44:57 Will Shadow Z, alleged serial cheater, defend his title? Or is this hot shot racer ready to take the Sky Cup trophy out of the shadows?
01:45:07 Go! Go! Go!
01:45:17 Ooh, the power-up!
01:45:25 Hope this has!
01:45:40 I'm number one, you're number two!
01:45:45 You need to drive faster, not slower!
01:45:56 Oh! Cheaters never lose!
01:46:04 Chase him down!
01:46:11 Watch yourself!
01:46:13 Seventeen! Seventeen!
01:46:26 Red alert!
01:46:27 Faster! Faster!
01:46:41 Shadow Z never comes last! Except out of the bedroom!
01:46:56 This is fun!
01:47:11 Isn't that fun, losing?
01:47:26 Found him!
01:47:41 Team Shadow Z! Did I say it right?
01:47:53 Chase him down!
01:48:12 Yay, I won!
01:48:14 Team Shadow!
01:48:27 We're not cheating!
01:48:29 Beat it up, rookie!
01:48:42 That's racing!
01:48:50 The position!
01:48:56 The Sky Trophy is mine!
01:49:05 One more lap!
01:49:12 There's one unite!
01:49:14 Future champion coming through!
01:49:23 Whoa!
01:49:39 You've taken the lead!
01:49:56 Stay focused, rookie!
01:49:59 Fantastic!
01:50:05 Go all the way to the top!
01:50:12 Shadow Z-One unite!
01:50:20 And the rookie has done it!
01:50:38 Now comes fame, fortune, and universal adoration!
01:50:42 But not for Shadow Z!
01:50:44 Nope, his career and reputation are over!
01:50:58 I'm proud of you, kid. That was one for the books.
01:51:02 I concur. Congratulations to the champion!
01:51:06 Say, would you look at the size of that trophy!
01:51:10 Oh my cogs, how will we get that thing down?
01:51:13 You won't! It's mine! You don't deserve it!
01:51:16 You're a nobody! I'm a somebody!
01:51:19 I've got my own line of aftershave, see?
01:51:23 My own roller skates!
01:51:26 My own reversible helmet!
01:51:29 Uh, Z?
01:51:30 And even my own line of shadow Z marbles!
01:51:33 Extra slippery!
01:51:37 Uh, seriously, Z?
01:51:39 Oh, cram it, Racington! I know what I'm doing!
01:51:42 Oh my goodness!
01:51:46 I regret everything!
01:51:52 Well, guess we better figure out how to get this down, eh?
01:51:59 Eh, I'm sure that'll be fine.
01:52:02 Those jerks are going to pay!
01:52:08 When I catch up with those cheaters, they won't know what hit 'em!
01:52:13 It'll be like, wham!
01:52:18 And so we return to Turbo Acres.
01:52:21 Racington Speedway has never been more popular, and you're officially the greatest driver of all time!
01:52:28 Me?
01:52:29 And can you believe the Sky Trophy landed right here in the Speedway?
01:52:34 The odds are astronomical!
01:52:36 Never tell me the odds!
01:52:38 What?
01:52:39 Oh, sorry. Wrong franchise.
01:52:42 There's just one thing.
01:52:43 What's that?
01:52:45 I wonder what happened to Shadow Z.
01:52:48 Yeah, I wonder.
01:52:51 Yeah.
01:52:53 [Dramatic music]
01:53:03 [Upbeat music]
01:53:18 Unbelievable, champ! And yet, completely believable!
01:53:23 You're the Sky Cup champion!
01:53:26 Oh, you know, I had a feeling about you way back in Turbo Acres.
01:53:33 Yes, you said if Mr. Fiddles did not like the new driver, you would just get another one until you found one he did like.
01:53:41 And luckily, Mr. Fiddles loved our new driver.
01:53:45 Don't you, Mr. Fiddles? Oh, sweet Mr. Fiddles. Mr. Fiddles, Mr. Fiddles, Mr. Fiddles.
01:53:52 We're gonna roll credits shortly. Why don't you hang around and watch them?
01:53:56 Because there could be an after-credits scene or a mid-credits scene, and you don't want to miss that.
01:54:06 I don't know what floating words mean. Plus, they're always backwards, but they are hypnotic.