Draper's Tours are taking Mildred and her care home friends on an overnight ferry trip from North Shields to Amsterdam, | dG1fdkpqYkFJMzJ3b0U
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00:00 And here we are at Newcastle Ferry Terminal.
00:04 Welcome to the Empress of the Time.
00:05 Are you taking any drugs on board?
00:07 Only the ones that keep me alive.
00:09 Just when you thought it was safe to go back on a draper's tour.
00:12 [SCREAMS]
00:13 It's not.
00:14 [SCREAMS]
00:15 Have you ever seen a real killer on our lands?
00:18 I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:19 It's not like it's life or death, is it?
00:21 A killer could still be airing this room.
00:23 [SCREAMS]
00:24 Well, this is exciting.
00:26 In a slightly menacing sort of way, isn't it?
00:29 Quite dangerous.
00:30 Do you ever get the feeling we should have just flown?
00:32 Howay, man.
00:33 It's a whodunit on the high seas.
00:35 Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack.
00:38 I haven't got a buyer out, but I'll do my best.
00:42 Let's not let this get us down.
00:44 Hopefully we'll all be alive when the sun comes up.
00:46 From the makers of Murder on the Blackpool Express.
00:48 I wanted this amount of bloodshed on my holidays.
00:50 I'd have booked an all-inclusive to manage it.
00:52 A one-off feature-length special, Death on the Time,
00:55 Saturday the 15th of December, new and exclusive to Christmas Gold.
00:58 Christmas gold!