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00:00 Hi mom. Take her away.
00:03 It's shock therapy party time.
00:05 Give her the juice.
00:06 B, are you okay?
00:08 No, I'm very irritated.
00:10 You just want to kill my mom and get on with my life? Is that too much to ask?
00:18 Let the killing spree begin.
00:20 My mother's not just evil. She's a real asswipe.
00:24 Hello, schmoes! Your queen is home. We need a being to unlock the dark magic.
00:31 Doesn't say which being. Only you can unleash the end of the world.
00:36 Magic makes you crazy.
00:43 If it falls into the wrong hands, who knows what unspeakable horrors could happen.
00:48 Your powers are strong, but they are unfocused.
00:52 Come on, Beanie. Don't miss.
00:54 You missed.
00:56 Control your emotions. Control the magic.
01:00 Impressive. You're not the buck-toothed spunkin' we all thought you were.
01:04 B, what do you want?
01:06 Is this an inappropriate time to say that I love you?
01:10 Aww, so romantic.
01:12 There will come a time when you must choose who you would live for and for whom you would die.
01:21 I've been waiting my whole life for this.
01:23 Now go!
01:24 The odds are stacked against us.
01:26 Too many people are gonna die.
01:28 See you all in hell. I will be the one with the pitchfork jabbing your bum bum.
01:32 Oh.
01:33 Irving!
01:41 It's time to bring out the big guns.
01:46 Let's burn this place down.
01:49 All we need is a plan.
01:51 We could bust in the front.
01:52 Too risky.
01:53 Trapping through the roof.
01:54 Too scary.
01:55 We could go underwater.
01:56 Alright.
01:57 Dad, sit down.
01:58 Don't tell me what to do.
01:59 Load!
02:00 Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for Titan!
02:07 I'm such a big fan of your work.
02:09 We'll grab dinner tonight, alright?
02:11 Oh, perfect. What time?
02:12 Text me.
02:13 I can't. I'll invent it.
02:16 Titan.
02:18 Available October 20th.
02:21 Available October 20th.
02:25 Available October 20th.
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