Irza Or Danish Ka Naya Andaz, Barhti Abadi Ka Bataya Dr. Shaheer Ne Apni Shayari Mai Raaz
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00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:03 "Wake up, wake up."
00:10 Welcome back, viewers. I am Mirza.
00:13 Mirza is not Irza.
00:15 What is this, Irza? You have a moustache.
00:17 I have just changed a bit.
00:20 This Irza has not found a boy's treasure.
00:28 Actually, there was a film on this topic.
00:31 Which one, Mr. Danish?
00:32 'Switch Auster'.
00:33 'Switch Auster'. - In that film, two people
00:35 change their bodies.
00:36 This is the same film. - Mr. Danish..
00:39 Mr. Danish, your nails look very on point.
00:42 Arzu is just trying to impress you.
00:46 If you look at Mr. Danish carefully,
00:50 he works hard.
00:51 He also looks like he is from the farm.
00:57 Mr. Danish, tell us what you feel
00:59 sitting with Malaika.
01:02 I feel the same as always.
01:05 Mr. Haroon, he will keep talking.
01:08 Today, we have Dr. Tai with us.
01:09 Amazing!
01:13 He has hidden talents. - He is a guru.
01:16 He is going to rob us.
01:17 Even after saying this, a film was made
01:21 which was called 'Lis'.
01:22 Mr. Danish, this is not a film.
01:26 Mr. Danish, you have made a fool of us.
01:28 You are a fool.
01:29 Mr. Danish, did you get your razor waxed or shaved?
01:32 I will tell you the beauty secrets.
01:35 She is doing the right act.
01:40 If she closes one eye while talking..
01:43 Mr. Haroon, there is one thing.
01:47 No. - Irza has a moustache.
01:48 Do you have water in your coat
01:52 or is it snowing?
01:54 I am asking you as Mr. Danish.
01:57 Smile like Irza once.
01:59 What is a kid doing?
02:06 Kids are like this.
02:10 I say, get out.
02:12 Yes, doctor.
02:14 We were talking about inflation.
02:15 The population is increasing.
02:16 Yes. - Let's talk about it.
02:18 Wow! - This year, the population
02:21 is around 2 crores.
02:22 It is a shame that we did not get true love.
02:25 Thank God, the population is in depression.
02:31 If it was happy, imagine what would have happened.
02:34 Last week, I met the deceased at the airport.
02:39 Really? - I was worried.
02:40 I asked if she was fine.
02:41 She said, her mother-in-law is coming to stay.
02:43 Really? - I thought..
02:45 Wow!
02:46 Was it her wife, food or the air-conditioner?
02:50 Everything was out of range.
02:53 Wow!
02:54 My mother-in-law changed my room.
02:57 The house regime changed for me.
02:59 Wow!
03:01 How do you feel?
03:05 Thank God, I am fine.
03:06 Everyone says the same.
03:08 Yes, doctor.
03:09 And find the meter of electricity.
03:12 Find the meter of electricity.
03:16 Find the meter of electricity.
03:19 It's not a big bill.
03:21 Yes.
03:22 And listen, the one who is sitting here
03:25 can't even stand on the AC.
03:27 Wow!
03:28 Wow!
03:31 And stop being so arrogant.
03:35 As if you don't have a heart.
03:36 Yes.
03:37 And whatever the youth does..
03:41 Yes.
03:41 Whatever the youth does..
03:44 ..it's not a chill.
03:46 Yes.
03:47 And when the horses get together..
03:50 ..love is never blue.
03:52 Wow!
03:53 And how to keep the dent dimpled.
03:55 Dent..
03:56 I have to say it.
03:59 How to keep the dent dimpled..
04:02 ..the oil that flies in it is not oil.
04:04 And she says, I am a cook.
04:10 She says, I am a cook.
04:11 The boiled egg is not chill.
04:14 Wow!
04:15 But if you want to study in English..
04:17 If you want to study in English..
04:19 ..the Maths forum is not chill.
04:21 Yes.
04:22 You have loved so much.
04:24 Yes.
04:24 Now you can't move.
04:26 Mr. Agha, but you are the one who is sick.
04:30 This is the charity of youth.
04:31 Give me my youth. You are giving me old age.
04:36 And the last line is..
04:39 Go to the city and meet the family.
04:42 Go to the city and meet the family.
04:44 You can meet the family.
04:45 But you can't meet. - You can't meet.
04:46 Wow!
04:48 Very good, doctor.
04:50 I want to know what kind of anger..
04:53 ..you have with your in-laws.
04:55 What is the reason?
04:56 Irza, you tell us.
04:58 I don't stay with my in-laws.
05:00 Irza, I am going to sing a song.
05:03 I can't take this risk.
05:05 Wow! - Amanat, tell me something.
05:10 Yes. - God has given you a beautiful voice.
05:12 And you.. - Hello, sir.
05:14 What are you doing? On national TV.
05:15 Sir, we are sitting on the road.
05:17 God's name.
05:17 Ask him about the case.
05:19 No. I am telling the truth.
05:21 You haven't heard it.
05:23 I have been hearing it since college.
05:25 But why did Amanat come as Barbie?
05:27 Amanat, what is the story of pink coat?
05:30 Why did you come as Mian Channu's Lachha?
05:32 I wanted to change.
05:35 What change?
05:36 First of all, change..
05:40 It's okay.
05:41 Sir, this is a branded coat.
05:43 I don't want to take its name.
05:44 I like it.
05:45 No, I won't take it. They won't be happy.
05:47 It's from abroad. Tell us.
05:49 I bought it from London.
05:50 You bought it from London.
05:51 I bought this color from London.
05:53 You have a beautiful voice.
05:56 I will give you a Nakej Roohi.
05:58 Very nice. - Don't do it.
06:02 By the way, a singer should be ready.
06:05 Sir, he was asking me the other day.
06:07 If I sing, if I dance..
06:10 ..then I will have a good name.
06:12 Let me praise him.
06:15 Yes, please.
06:16 You go to London.
06:18 I have seen your shows are a hit.
06:20 Why do you come back?
06:22 I come back sometimes.
06:25 He says..
06:26 He is like me.
06:28 He is like Samatha.
06:30 Sir, you didn't hear him.
06:33 He says he comes back sometimes.
06:34 Sometimes.
06:35 The queen of Britain was two years younger.
06:37 Listen to his song.
06:38 Viewers, this was today's show.
06:42 We will meet you in the next show.
06:44 Take care.
06:45 Goodbye.
06:46 Hoshi yaariya, hoshi yaariya
06:48 (upbeat music)