An unambitious office worker goes to great lengths—specifically 26.2 miles—to one up his exercise-obsessed, microman | dG1fNUs3c2t0S3l0VFU
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00:00 Pat, you are a mediocre employee at best.
00:03 Your career path is like this.
00:05 Eeeeee.
00:06 Your testosterone is low, abdominal fat is high.
00:09 Why'd they test for that?
00:10 Hey Spencer, tight outfit.
00:13 Thanks. I smell good.
00:14 Yeah, there's definitely a smell.
00:16 The way you spoke about him, I pictured him much less defined physically.
00:22 Please, stop.
00:23 Pat, Spencer's getting the promotion.
00:26 Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:28 Pat, do you run?
00:29 Nah, it's kind of boring.
00:30 Pat's more of an indoor cat.
00:32 He's the perfect sidekick.
00:34 Yeah!
00:35 Hell yeah!
00:36 We both know you're going nowhere.
00:38 Oh my god, he's my boss!
00:40 Yeah.
00:41 You're going nowhere.
00:42 I mean, just the other day I was with my squad doing a training run for the Sweet Peach Marathon.
00:46 I'm running the Sweet Peach.
00:47 What?
00:48 Yeah, I'm running the marathon.
00:50 What?
00:51 Yeah.
00:52 [music]
00:57 [laughter]
00:59 I thought I could beat him in the race and show him who's boss.
01:02 Why would you do that? You suck at running.
01:04 There's no way you can beat me.
01:07 You're still my brother, bro.
01:08 You're not my friend.
01:09 If we're not friends, then we're enemies.
01:12 May the best runner win.
01:13 Whoa!
01:15 How was that? Did you love it?
01:17 I can't talk about it.
01:18 Let's go!
01:19 I'm very much looking forward to race day when I exterminate you.
01:22 Yeah, kid, that's it.
01:24 Everything hurts.
01:25 You could be great.
01:26 I'm chafing pretty bad.
01:28 [laughter]
01:29 Come on, go!
01:30 My leg!
01:31 Let's go!
01:33 You can be only one!
01:35 Running's a hell of a sport.
01:37 [screaming]
01:38 Office Race, a new Comedy Central original movie, premieres this Labor Day evening.
01:42 I love running.
01:43 I love running.