Sumotherhood | Official Trailer | Paramount Pictures UK
Sumotherhood | Official Trailer | Paramount Pictures UK
Transcript
00:00 Start from the beginning.
00:01 Yo, Bizzle, click like it's showtime.
00:06 Is it some type of prank or something?
00:07 This ain't no prank, Rude Boy.
00:08 This is Crimewatch UK live and direct in your face.
00:11 Click like.
00:12 Hey, Sprinkle.
00:14 If you wanted to play with a big, hard toy,
00:17 then you should have just asked.
00:18 You know man was just joking, innit?
00:20 Shut up, you dickhead.
00:21 Leave it, yeah?
00:22 Seriously, I can explain.
00:24 Allow it, Painting Alexa. Stop the music, fam.
00:29 Sorry, fam. Click like.
00:31 Bari got the wet pussy I was trying to rub.
00:33 Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
00:36 We're a laughingstock, man.
00:37 I'm out here looking for redemption, bruv.
00:41 Are you on it or not?
00:42 Yeah, I'm on it, cuz.
00:43 We're gonna need some more soldiers.
00:45 I'm gonna call my man in a minute.
00:46 I ain't got time for your CBBC man in blood.
00:48 This time, you do something that's gonna finally put us on the map.
00:51 Give me everything you got.
00:53 Pounds, tenpies, fivepies, and even the brown pennies.
00:57 You want the pennies?
00:58 Fuck me. How much longer is this gonna take?
01:00 Ring, ring, pussy, it's your mommy on the phone.
01:05 Rico and Kane, bang, bang, all day, midday.
01:11 Man said all day, midday. I love that.
01:14 Think you're a bad man, yeah?
01:17 They don't call me bad all the way for nothing, you know.
01:19 Allow it, man.
01:21 You are beautiful.
01:26 Hold on.
01:28 Hello.
01:29 Can't you see this, man?
01:31 He's a double yellow light.
01:33 Are you alright? What you lot saying?
01:40 What the fuck, man?
01:41 That's nasty.
01:43 Can you not do that?
01:44 I'm going to need some more of your brother.
01:47 Allow it, waist man.
01:49 You are sick.
01:50 Who is Rico?
01:53 Click, click.
01:54 It's Rico and Kane.
01:55 It's Rico and Kane.
01:56 Trying to lock me up like some cage animal.
02:02 This ain't 12 years of slave, cuzzy.
02:04 This is some motherhood.
02:05 Your balls don't smell like they used to.
02:09 Can you shut the fuck up?
02:11 I'm trying to watch Google Box.
02:13 (explosion)