In this parody of the UK urban genre Riko and Kane have got it all ... big dreams, no respect and a fifteen grand debt. Could things get any worse?
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00:00 [AUDIO OUT]
00:04 - Start from the beginning.
00:06 [GUNSHOTS]
00:07 - Yo, Bizzle, click like it's showtime.
00:10 - Is it some type of prank or something?
00:11 - This ain't no prank, rude boy.
00:13 This is Crime Watch UK live and direct in your face.
00:15 Click like.
00:16 - Hey, Sprinkle.
00:18 - If you wanted to play with a big, hard toy,
00:21 then you should have just asked.
00:22 - You know my mum was just joking, innit?
00:24 - Shut up, you dickhead.
00:25 Leave it, yeah?
00:27 - Serious, I can explain--
00:28 - Ah!
00:29 [MUSIC - BIZZLE, "CAN'T STOP THE FAM"]
00:30 - Allow it, Painting Alexa.
00:32 Stop the music, fam.
00:33 - Sorry, fam.
00:34 Click like.
00:35 [MUSIC - BIZZLE, "CAN'T STOP THE FAM"]
00:35 - Pussy, I was trying to rough you!
00:37 [MUSIC - BIZZLE, "CAN'T STOP THE FAM"]
00:40 - We're laughing stock, man.
00:41 [MUSIC - BIZZLE, "CAN'T STOP THE FAM"]
00:43 - I'm out here looking for redemption, bruv.
00:45 - Are you on it or not?
00:46 - Yeah, I'm on it, cuz.
00:48 We're going to need some more soldiers.
00:49 I'm going to call my man, then, innit?
00:50 - I ain't got time for your CBBC man, then, brud.
00:52 - This time, we do something that's going
00:54 to finally put us on the map.
00:55 [MUSIC - BIZZLE, "CAN'T STOP THE FAM"]
00:56 - Give me everything you got!
00:57 Pounds, 10p, 5p, and even the brown pennies!
01:01 - You want the pennies?
01:02 - Fuck me.
01:03 How much longer is this going to take?
01:05 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:05 [MUSIC - BIZZLE, "CAN'T STOP THE FAM"]
01:06 - Ring, ring, pussy, is your mommy on the phone?
01:09 [HONKING]
01:10 [MUSIC - BIZZLE, "CAN'T STOP THE FAM"]
01:12 - Rico and Kate, bang, bang, all day, midday.
01:15 - Man said all day, midday.
01:17 I love that.
01:18 [MUSIC - BIZZLE, "CAN'T STOP THE FAM"]
01:20 - You think you're a bad man, yeah?
01:21 - You don't call me bad all the way for nothing, you know.
01:24 - Oh, allow it, man!
01:26 [CRASH]
01:26 [SCREAMING]
01:28 [MUSIC - BIZZLE, "CAN'T STOP THE FAM"]
01:30 - You are beautiful.
01:31 - Hold on.
01:32 [MUSIC - BIZZLE, "CAN'T STOP THE FAM"]
01:34 - Hello.
01:35 [LAUGHING]
01:35 Can't you see this, man?
01:37 He's a double yellow light.
01:38 [CRASH]
01:39 [MUSIC - BIZZLE, "CAN'T STOP THE FAM"]
01:41 [SCREAMING]
01:42 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:43 [HONKING]
01:44 - Oi, oi, what you lot saying?
01:45 - What the fuck, man?
01:47 - That's nasty!
01:48 - Can you not do that?
01:51 - I'm going to need some more of your brother.
01:53 - Allow it, waste man.
01:54 - You are all sick!
01:57 - Who is Rico?
01:58 - Kit Kat is Rico in cage.
02:01 [MUSIC - BIZZLE, "CAN'T STOP THE FAM"]
02:05 - Try to lock me up like some cage animal.
02:07 This ain't 12 years of slave, cuzzy.
02:09 This is some other hood.
02:11 - Your balls don't smell like they used to.
02:14 - Can you shut the fuck up?
02:16 I'm trying to watch "Gogglebox."
02:17 (dramatic music)