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A man's wife was abducted by aliens ten years ago during a car accident which left him paralyzed from the waist down. Gi | dG1feWFXYmhPbE1Ub1U
Transcript
00:00 [film reel clicking]
00:04 [silence]
00:08 It was nearly 15 years ago today that my beloved wife Penelope
00:12 was abducted by aliens.
00:14 Richard! She can't do that!
00:17 I don't know, we played hooky a few times.
00:19 Oh, shit!
00:20 Ah, that's bright.
00:21 Ow! The hell?
00:22 Can you see?
00:23 No, I can't see!
00:24 [screaming]
00:26 [scary music]
00:41 And as always, I dedicate tonight's broadcast
00:44 to my beautiful angel in the sky, Penelope.
00:47 And we're all tuning in tonight
00:50 because we have one thing in common.
00:53 A traumatic experience we simply cannot explain.
00:57 I want to thank you all for tuning in to the True Encounters broadcast.
01:01 Good evening, and keep on believing.
01:04 [music]
01:08 I really don't feel comfortable with you sharing our personal experiences
01:11 with a bunch of lunatics on your podcast or radio show
01:15 or whatever it is you do, Dad.
01:17 [music]
01:19 Just stopped by to see if you'd like to read some of the good book with me.
01:24 No, no, there's no time for that right now.
01:28 Buster's sick.
01:30 I can't believe I'm saying this, but Richard Wilkes is one of the sheep.
01:33 [sheep bleating]
01:36 [music]
01:37 The domain has been seized?
01:39 Oh, God!
01:41 I mean, what else can go wrong?
01:43 [static]
01:44 [snoring]
01:49 [music]
01:55 [static]
01:57 [panting]
02:00 [music]
02:03 Buster comes in, and he's wagging his tail, and he's healthy, and he's feeling good, right?
02:08 And then--
02:09 Buster!
02:10 The greatest miracle of all.
02:13 I can walk!
02:14 But me and the boys, we think that they're coordinates.
02:17 Coordinates?
02:18 [music]
02:22 What the hell?
02:23 You're not going anywhere unless it's with me.
02:25 What's a man of the Lord doing with a gun?
02:27 Turns out my good pal Steve is a government agent.
02:31 And I was right the whole time.
02:33 [music]
02:39 No, please, please!
02:41 I'm gonna have to take both of you in.
02:43 How'd a 110-pound girl get the best of a killing machine like yourself, Agent Wilson?
02:49 Try not to lose it this time.
02:51 Come on out!
02:53 Let's talk!
02:54 No one's here to hurt you.
02:56 We just need to get that thing on your arm checked out.
02:59 Arm?
03:00 This.
03:02 [music]
03:05 [beeping]
03:06 [music]
03:08 [music]
03:14 (electronic music)