LOVE POTION #9
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Short filmTranscript
00:00 [no audio]
00:19 [music]
00:34 True Body Love Vendor Trinkets and Portions
00:38 I will try here.
00:40 [music]
01:08 Excuse me. I'm looking for the technician.
01:11 What technician?
01:12 The spiritual technician.
01:13 Oh, you're looking for OVR.
01:15 [shushing]
01:16 Gramps! Look how custom I hair to you.
01:18 Senshi Direct.
01:21 Mr. Juba?
01:30 [phone ringing]
01:31 Hmm.
01:32 You look like a woman looking for love.
01:35 How?
01:36 Portion one. This is man with plenty money.
01:39 But you don't want that. Let me just beat.
01:41 Portion two to seven.
01:43 For women who don't want to do adult things,
01:45 the men decent, but they are sugar.
01:48 Oh.
01:49 Now, portion number nine.
01:52 This is what you want.
01:54 Pure love.
01:56 We will bring back Swami.
01:58 I ain't too sure about this now.
02:01 I...
02:02 Even though I find you up on the internet, you know,
02:04 I really ain't sure, Tom.
02:06 If not now, then when?
02:08 If not me, then who?
02:10 Look, take this bucket.
02:12 I is the man for the work.
02:14 Do this to be content until you get into the water.
02:17 Huh?
02:18 Yes, you're going to go inside,
02:19 dip three times and reverse out,
02:21 and then come.
02:22 I will mix the portion for you in the meantime.
02:25 I ain't too sure, never.
02:26 If I get in a good man, I will try it.
02:29 [Music]
02:49 Tom?
02:50 Yeah?
02:51 [Music]
02:57 Drink.
02:58 Drink it.
02:59 Drink it, drink it, drink it!
03:01 All of it.
03:10 Drain it.
03:12 Good.
03:14 Good.
03:15 You sure that will work?
03:16 Listen.
03:17 In three days,
03:19 the man of your dreams is going to turn up.
03:21 You do sleep on the second day.
03:23 On the third day, at the stroke of twelve,
03:25 the love of your life is going to turn up.
03:28 Retreat.
03:29 Retreat.
03:30 Retreat.
03:32 Three days, my love of my life.
03:35 Three days.
03:36 Three days.
03:37 Oh, God.
03:38 Oh, God.
03:39 Look at him.
03:41 Look at him.
03:43 Oh, God.
03:44 [Music]
03:51 Hot, hot.
03:52 [Music]
04:05 Yes, girl.
04:06 I dream last night.
04:08 The whole night.
04:09 I tell you.
04:10 Tall, young, good looking.
04:14 You know I am a great man.
04:16 But all God has heard, girl.
04:19 I get through.
04:21 You already tell me.
04:23 Twelve o'clock on the third,
04:25 the man of your dreams is going to come.
04:27 Yes, it's twelve o'clock.
04:30 Oh.
04:31 He reach.
04:32 I have to go.
04:33 I have to go and help somebody.
04:34 I go call him back.
04:35 I go call.
04:36 [Music]
04:39 Coming.
04:40 [Music]
04:43 You?
04:44 If not me, then who?
04:46 Uh-uh.
04:47 Uh-uh.
04:48 [Speaking in foreign language]
04:58 What do you think?
05:00 [Music]
05:29 [Music]