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CONSTANT by Akkel Charles
Transcript
00:00 I'm going to show you how to make a
00:02 chocolate milk tea.
00:04 I'm going to show you how to make a
00:06 chocolate milk tea.
00:08 I'm going to show you how to make a
00:10 chocolate milk tea.
00:12 I'm going to show you how to make a
00:14 chocolate milk tea.
00:16 Recently I was dealing with a customer
00:18 and the customer was buying two drinks.
00:20 One for him and one for his wife.
00:22 Apparently he never
00:24 saw the bottom half of me before.
00:26 He ordered his drink
00:28 and I turned around to make the drink
00:30 and all I heard was
00:32 "Hmm, where's Boyd?
00:34 More meat than rice.
00:36 Look at the size of you."
00:38 Sometimes
00:48 I wish I existed in a world on my own.
00:50 I wish I existed in a world on my own.
00:52 I actually feel like I am sometimes.
00:54 But then
00:56 that one constant thing
00:58 just added itself to my day.
01:00 Jeez!
01:04 I smile bright, I don't have UNC jersey yet.
01:06 I smile bright, I don't have UNC jersey yet.
01:08 You could ask someone for six right now.
01:10 You could ask someone for six right now.
01:12 You could play for the West Indies, it's not a big thing.
01:14 You understand?
01:16 But you know, I'm not calling you.
01:18 Sonny Blake.
01:20 Men.
01:24 Life that keeps on giving.
01:26 Headaches.
01:28 Good morning my brother.
01:30 Bless.
01:32 All the snow cones.
01:34 What kind of snow cones you have?
01:36 Right now the only flavors you have is
01:38 guava and thyme.
01:40 And how much for your thyme?
01:42 Well for you it could be all my thyme.
01:44 Between Monday and Friday.
01:46 Only in the afternoon though.
01:48 From 12 go forward.
01:50 You see I just watch my little Altish
01:52 in the morning and see what the Twitter is doing.
01:54 And Wednesdays,
01:56 I don't have any.
01:58 All I do is blaze on them.
02:00 But with that shape of my face
02:02 I can do,
02:04 I can contemplate.
02:06 Where you going?
02:08 You want to go to the beach?
02:10 This one was like,
02:12 your bumper deadly like COVID kill.
02:14 So this fella was tracking me.
02:16 He was like,
02:18 I have diabetes
02:20 and I can't eat sugar
02:22 but I'll risk going to the hospital
02:24 for a sweet one like you.
02:26 Oh man, tell to me already.
02:28 Oh gosh darling, you're like
02:30 varnish, you're good for...
02:32 Hey what's up?
02:40 Anytime I see her I just feel like a DJ.
02:42 See her sing.
02:44 There's only Chaka in this one,
02:46 she like the miles.
02:48 But I see her snort.
02:50 I'm her mother, Chris can't hear.
02:52 Hey bro,
02:56 you know who you remind me again?
02:58 When I was watching her.
03:00 You have a little
03:02 Chinin and Naila
03:04 mixing her.
03:06 I just want to see.
03:08 What is even make them feel so comfortable?
03:12 Now think about it in reverse.
03:16 How you looking?
03:18 Tall and nice,
03:20 so like the Guardian Media building.
03:22 You grew up in a secondary school?
03:24 Only four am I seeing.
03:26 I see you and I start to feel like I'm the highest.
03:28 I only want speed.
03:30 Hey boy,
03:32 you're like the darling of my daughter.
03:34 Without you I sadder.
03:36 Because of you,
03:38 I just feel to go for ice cream on Sundays.
03:40 You're sweet.
03:42 How you looking?
03:44 You're looking fine.
03:46 You can finish your finances.
03:48 Anytime I see you,
03:50 I just feel to catch flights to Jamaica.
03:52 One, two, buckle my shoe.
03:54 You see,
04:02 can't live a day without it.
04:04 Good morning, good morning beautiful.
04:12 I see you're here.
04:14 I thought you were somewhere close by.
04:16 What's up?
04:18 I'm here in Christmas.
04:20 Because of you and my presents.
04:22 Looking like a whole gift.
04:24 You know, I used to be into fellas like you.
04:28 What happened?
04:30 My best friend,
04:32 she never make it to work the next day.
04:34 And what I do with her,
04:36 and now, and me.
04:38 She's probably on a little vacation.
04:40 Probably seen her again.
04:42 Because of disrespectful, out of timing men like you.
04:44 And not just she alone.
04:46 Plenty others too.
04:48 But let me tell you something.
04:50 I ain't trying to say you know all that.
04:52 But gosh, read the room now.
04:54 All the woman supposed to know.
04:56 The difference between a good man and a bad man.
04:58 If all the always have this kind of difference.
05:00 Oh.
05:02 That is for we to work out.
05:04 That is with we instincts.
05:06 So learn to use yours too.
05:08 You know all right.
05:10 But just so, your family will put you on blast.
05:12 So if not now, then when?
05:14 And if not me, then who?
05:16 You lucky I still talking to you.
05:18 You feel I interested because I see you running up here,
05:20 up and down, and in between.
05:22 I see and I hear.
05:24 How you feel is that single?
05:26 For that mummy even had to stay here and listen to you right now.
05:28 Because you making no sense.
05:30 Look, look, look.
05:32 Just move from my corner.
05:34 Move from my car.
05:36 As my mother does always say.
05:38 It's not what you saying.
05:40 But it's how you say it.
05:42 If your car plates on record.
05:44 Then just do say it.
05:46 If your car plates on record.
05:48 Then just do say it.
05:50 [Music]