Bubble Gang: Robot na mukhang tao
Aired (August 27, 2023): Paano nga ba malalaman kung robot na ang inyong nakakasalamuha? Ingat-ingat sa mga taong nagpapanggap na robot!
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00:00 [intro music]
00:04 [applause]
00:07 Good evening!
00:09 Did you know that in 1943,
00:12 Hitler made thousands of robots
00:16 for the whole world to copy?
00:19 You're always on your cellphones
00:21 but you don't know that, right?
00:24 [laughs]
00:25 The problem is
00:27 he died so it didn't continue
00:30 but the robots that look like humans
00:34 and have computer code to cancel the operation
00:40 were spread all over the world
00:42 and were loved by the people who watched the soap opera
00:45 and they were amnesiacs before they were buried alive.
00:49 So now,
00:51 those robots are still alive
00:56 with humans
00:59 and some experts speculate
01:02 that some old politicians in America and other countries
01:07 are robots!
01:09 [laughs]
01:10 Even here,
01:12 there are many robots that are known to people
01:16 and we still watch them in the movies,
01:20 on television.
01:22 You don't believe it?
01:24 Try watching it!
01:26 You'll see the robots right away!
01:29 These are the ones who don't know how to act.
01:33 They say they're beautiful,
01:36 handsome,
01:38 but their acting is one-sided.
01:41 They don't have emotions.
01:43 In fact, we even say that
01:46 they look like robots
01:50 because they're robots!
01:53 But,
01:54 aside from the people you know,
01:57 how can you know if your opponent is not a human
02:02 but a robot?
02:05 First of all,
02:07 they're smarter than you.
02:09 Will Hitler make a stupid robot?
02:13 That's why he's quiet and can save words.
02:17 Words are stupid.
02:21 In physics,
02:23 robots don't sweat
02:26 so they don't use deodorant.
02:30 They don't smell
02:32 so they don't get caught by dogs.
02:35 They're not addicts
02:37 but they don't sleep.
02:40 They don't get sick
02:42 but sometimes,
02:44 they remove screws.
02:47 These are the signs of their social behavior.
02:53 They don't complain about boss' or wife's orders.
03:01 They don't care about money.
03:05 Robots watch movies alone.
03:10 They don't want company
03:13 because they might not be eating popcorn.
03:19 If they watch Bubblegum,
03:23 they don't laugh.
03:25 So, those who don't laugh at you,
03:28 they're robots!
03:31 Lastly,
03:33 always be careful
03:35 because you might not know
03:37 that your office,
03:40 friend,
03:42 or even your partner
03:44 is a robot.
03:46 Even if they're next to you,
03:48 try to hit them.
03:52 If they're not hurt,
03:54 they're robots.
03:56 If they're angry,
03:58 they're pigs.
04:00 And before I forget,
04:03 you're facing a robot
04:07 if it's annoying.
04:10 And what I'm saying is,
04:12 repeat, repeat,
04:15 repeat, repeat,
04:19 repeat, repeat,
04:22 repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat.
04:27 (robotic singing)
04:29 Anytime, anyone, anyhow.
04:31 (robotic singing)
04:33 Anywhere in the world,
04:34 everybody in the house.
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04:37 (robotic singing)
04:39 You know!
04:41 (robotic singing)
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04:45 (robotic singing)