• last year
Transcript
00:00 It's known as the beautiful game, but let's face it, it's a complicated game.
00:05 Guys, soccer, as you like to call it, is like life.
00:10 Next season I think we have a real shot.
00:12 I'm sorry, Thomas, did nobody tell you?
00:15 You're... you're fired.
00:17 Good news is, you got two options.
00:21 Option one, that's where you're currently at.
00:24 Or...
00:25 American Samoa.
00:26 Are you serious?
00:27 If you're all alone, and the pretty birds have flown
00:32 We are still free, take a chance on me
00:36 We haven't scored one goal in the history of our country trying to have a soccer team.
00:40 Goal!
00:41 They scored again. Humiliation.
00:44 Mark my words, things are going to change.
00:47 I got us a new coach.
00:49 [Music]
00:58 Something to drink?
00:59 Whiskey, beer, wine?
01:01 Yep, we got all those. Which one?
01:03 Whiskey, beer and wine.
01:05 [Music]
01:07 It's safe to say you have zero talent or understanding of the game.
01:11 [Music]
01:13 Something not right about this guy.
01:14 What?
01:15 He is white.
01:16 [Music]
01:19 Coach, you got the toughest job on the island.
01:21 [Music]
01:23 Only one, there's just one goal. One goal.
01:26 [Music]
01:27 Come on guys!
01:29 We've worked too long and hard for this.
01:31 You've only been here a few days.
01:33 [Music]
01:37 What the...
01:38 [Music]
01:39 I can't work with these guys. For them it's like some sort of game.
01:42 It is a game, Thomas.
01:43 [Music]
01:45 That's it, Jaya. Leadership.
01:47 Now we're making some progress.
01:49 [Music]
01:53 Dear Lord, thank you for sending us Mr. Ongan.
01:56 We've become quite attached to him.
01:58 It's like finding a little lost white kid at the mall and telling him which way to go.
02:03 [Music]
02:08 (whooshing)