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00:00 Asterix and Obelix! Slap them all!
00:07 The year is 50 BC. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans.
00:24 Well, not entirely. One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.
00:31 And life is not easy for the Roman legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of Totorum, Aquarium, Nordunum and Compendium.
00:39 Our story begins in the forest, not far from the small village we know so well.
00:47 Let's take advantage of this lovely day to go hunt some boars, Obelix.
00:52 Oh yes! Goodie, goodie, goodie! Dogmatics is up for a walk too. Huh, Dogmatics?
00:59 Come on, come closer!
01:15 Hang on, here I am!
01:19 Shucks! I need to regain my strength for that!
01:24 I think I'm short on energy.
01:27 Phew! I don't have enough energy!
01:30 To the moon!
01:32 Let's greet these Romans as one should, Obelix!
01:40 I'm too weak!
01:46 I need a little more energy.
01:49 Gotcha!
01:51 Voyage!
01:53 Look, Bastarix, that one there looks nice and plump.
02:04 I need to regain my strength for that!
02:07 I'm free!
02:10 Go on a carousel!
02:14 Phew! I don't have enough energy!
02:17 Away to the moon!
02:20 This way!
02:25 Get over here, you!
02:28 This way!
02:30 Watch out for the birds!
02:33 Get over here, you!
02:39 Let's clear the air! One free go on the carousel!
02:44 Those pigeons over there look most likely Obelix.
02:54 I need a little more energy.
02:57 Gotcha!
03:01 Oh no, bow yourself soon!
03:04 I need bread!
03:07 Bastarix, don't you think forests all sort of look alike?
03:13 Get over here, you!
03:22 Shy!
03:28 There'll be enough for everyone! Let it rip!
03:31 Gotcha!
03:35 Gotcha!
03:37 Too weak for that! Let's build more!
03:41 Hang on tight! One free go on the carousel!
03:45 This way!
03:49 Phew! I don't have enough energy!
03:52 Boo-yah!
03:54 Ha-ha! Victory!
04:21 Back at the village, our goals happen upon a curious visitor.
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05:55 Thanks to Anticlimax's rowing skills, our friends take to the sea.
06:21 But before long, the wind is taken out of their sails.
06:25 Goodie, goodie, goodie! A fight!
06:32 Get a thick spice, that's what I'm talking about!
06:35 Need a little more energy!
06:41 Gotcha! This way!
06:45 Let's clear the air! And lift off!
06:50 Gotcha!
06:52 There's not much room for fighting!
06:56 At least they won't run away!
06:59 This way!
07:04 Sharp! There'll be enough for everyone!
07:07 Gotcha! I'll see if I'm over there!
07:14 I'll see if I'm in the T-shirt! I'll see if I'm over there!
07:17 Gotcha!
07:20 I'm too weak!
07:22 We go on the carousel!
07:25 I need a little more energy!
07:30 I'm too weak!
07:38 Not over yet!
07:42 I need a little more energy!
07:44 This way!
07:46 Not over yet!
07:49 There's no end to them!
07:52 Need to get a gang-master's energy for that!
07:57 I can't wait to get back on land!
08:01 At least there, our enemies sway less!
08:04 I'm too weak!
08:05 I'm too weak!
08:06 We go on the carousel!
08:08 I'm too weak!
08:12 We go on the carousel!
08:14 I need a little more energy!
08:17 Let's clear the air!
08:21 Obelix, is it me, or do these Romans seem angry?
08:29 They must be sick of the sea!
08:33 I'm too weak!
08:35 We go on the carousel!
08:37 Gotcha!
08:41 Let's clear the air!
08:46 I'm too weak!
08:48 Not over yet!
08:53 I'm too weak!
09:21 That takes care of that!
09:50 Obelix, don't forget to wait at least an hour before you go swimming!
09:55 Finally, a little action!
09:59 Alright, an hour and a half!
10:01 Obelix, please be sorry!
10:19 I'm too weak!
10:20 We go on the carousel!
10:22 I'm too weak!
10:24 This way!
10:29 Obelix, make sure you won't wear the mask in public!
10:45 Let's clear the air!
10:47 And lift off!
10:49 Hold tight!
10:56 Go see if I'm over there!
11:14 One, three, go on the carousel!
11:17 Let's clear the air!
11:30 And hot!
11:32 One, three, go on the carousel!
11:34 Gotcha!
11:36 Watch out for the birds!
11:43 If we had gotten here earlier, we could have looked for some crabs.
11:47 Crabs are good!
11:50 I'm too weak!
11:52 I'm too weak!
11:54 Watch out!
11:56 Watch out!
11:57 Watch out!
12:14 Watch out!
12:15 Watch out!
12:42 Let's clear the air!
12:44 Go see if I'm over there!
12:46 One, three, go on the carousel!
12:50 Let's clear the air!
12:57 We're great!
13:08 We're great!
13:36 We'll be past the next one.
13:38 Yes!
13:39 We'll be past three.
13:40 I think they'll want to work on this profession.
13:43 I'm too weak!
13:51 Go see if I'm in Nutitia!
13:54 One, three, go on the carousel!
13:57 Watch out!
13:58 Let's clear the air!
14:09 Coming in hot!
14:11 Mission accomplished by Belenos!
14:15 [dog barks]
14:16 The storm rumbling, anti-climax suggests seeking shelter at the Laughing Boar Inn.
14:30 [laughs]
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15:25 Avoiding the capital, our travellers head toward the village of the Indomitable Bretons.
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15:49 Another Roman in a rush to get home!
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15:58 I'm over here!
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16:06 Get over here, you!
16:08 Watch out for the birds!
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16:29 We should have left a trail of men here so we don't get lost!
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17:51 Wow, they're fast!
17:53 Yes, they don't even have time to admire the scenery!
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18:04 Get over here, you!
18:06 Gotcha!
18:08 To the rail, I'm coming through!
18:20 Free the carousel!
18:22 Ho! To the road!
18:25 Bon voyage!
18:28 Get over here, you!
18:33 Watch out for the...
18:34 I'm too...
18:36 Gotcha!
18:39 Hold on tight!
18:42 And lift off!
18:44 Let's clear the air!
18:45 There must be a nest of them nearby!
18:58 There'll be enough for everyone!
19:03 Run free! Go on the carousel!
19:05 Let's clear the air!
19:07 Run free! Go on the carousel!
19:15 Get over here, you!
19:19 Boy, oh, he takes care of that!
19:22 Traversing the charming countryside and forests, our friends finally arrive not far from Anti-Climax's village.
19:38 Goody, goody, goody, hop for it!
19:40 Alright, aim, oh, shite!
19:41 This way!
19:42 I hope they're not too worried about us.
19:44 We're just a bunch of lazy assholes.
19:46 We're just a bunch of lazy assholes.
19:48 We're just a bunch of lazy assholes.
19:50 We're just a bunch of lazy assholes.
19:52 We're just a bunch of lazy assholes.
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20:00 We're just a bunch of lazy assholes.
20:02 We're just a bunch of lazy assholes.
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20:08 We're just a bunch of lazy assholes.
20:10 I hope they're not too worried about our absence back home in the village.
20:14 Still more?
20:18 It's an invasion!
20:20 Scram!
20:26 Go see if I have any new t-shirt.
20:31 Gotcha.
20:32 Watch out for the birds!
20:34 Uh-oh!
20:36 When I think how the Romans raised these forests for lumber to build their constructions.
20:53 My little dog doesn't like when people destroy trees.
20:58 Let's clear the air!
21:03 I'm coming to help!
21:05 Not your little tree!
21:08 We are going to the moon!
21:10 Hang on tight!
21:20 Go see if I have any!
21:23 Aaaaaah!
21:25 They're flying better this year!
21:39 Nature's beautiful powers to ex...
21:51 Let's create these Romans as one should, Obelix!
21:54 Wild tree, go on the carousel!
21:56 Coming in hot!
21:58 Hang on tight!
22:00 Wild tree, go on the carousel!
22:19 Let's clear the air!
22:21 Look out ahead!
22:24 This way!
22:33 Get over here, you!
22:47 Oh yeah!
22:49 Hang on tight!
22:53 Go see if I'm over there!
22:55 This way!
22:59 Watch out for the birds!
23:01 Birds!
23:04 This way!
23:06 Go!
23:34 There must be a nest of them nearby!
23:36 Wild tree, go on the carousel!
23:40 Get over here, you!
23:46 Wild tree, go on the carousel!
23:55 Whoa!
23:57 Make way! Make way!
24:06 Hmm...
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24:16 Hmm...
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24:20 Hmm...
24:49 Mission accomplished, my Belenos!
24:53 [BARKING]
24:55 Our barrel-less friends at last reach the village, where they are greeted by the chief, my kingdom Forenos.
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25:53 The Bretons have drunk the potion concocted by Asterix.
26:02 It's time we showed those Romans what we're made of!
26:18 Come on, come closer!
26:21 Even Bretons' strength can't beat Forenos!
26:24 I think it's half past noon.
26:34 Don't tell me you're still hungry!
26:37 Rome wins! Romans win!
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26:46 Well, we're seeing lots of people, Obelix.
27:02 We must be in a tourist area.
27:10 They should make small attempts when they travel.
27:14 On time!
27:25 In hot! Let's clear the air!
27:28 All three go on the carousel!
27:31 Go see if I'm over there!
27:33 And... lift off!
27:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:39 Let's clear the air!
27:45 Go see if I'm in Lutetia!
27:48 Our game is here!
27:51 Go!
28:03 There's no end to them!
28:06 And... lift off!
28:11 Let's clear the air!
28:17 Get over here, you!
28:23 I'm running out of time!
28:26 Asterix, leave him to me!
28:42 Leave him to me!
28:45 I am sure for you.
28:48 Go see if I'm in Lutetia!
28:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:55 All three go on the carousel!
29:21 And... lift off!
29:23 Victory!
29:37 Back at Anticlimax's village.
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30:31 Our victorious ghouls return to the village.
30:45 Obelix hoping for a magnificent banquet.
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31:17 After a short walk, our ghouls finally reach a forest
31:42 populated with wild animals.
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31:58 Step aside, I'm in a hurry!
32:22 [SCREAMING]
32:25 Make way!
32:33 Step aside, I'm in a hurry!
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33:42 Mission accomplished by Belenos.
33:45 After a fruitful hunt, Asterix, Obelix, and Dogmatix return to see Impedimenta.
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35:03 Rather than fish, our ghouls opt for knuckle sandwiches.
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35:17 Finally, a little action.
35:22 Slice them to potions, gang.
35:25 [GRUNTING]
35:29 Let's clear the air.
35:32 Coming in hot!
35:35 I always like to see a familiar face when I travel, Asterix.
35:41 Go see if I'm over there.
35:43 I'm free to go on the carousel!
35:46 Hang on tight!
35:49 Let's clear the air.
35:54 Hang on tight!
35:57 [GRUNTING]
36:00 Voyage!
36:11 Cataract!
36:16 To the moon!
36:19 There must be a nest of them nearby.
36:24 Don't worry, I'll cover for you.
36:27 I'll do it right now.
36:29 Wait till you're weak.
36:32 Let's clear the air.
36:36 Did you miss us?
36:38 Hang on tight!
36:41 Let's clear the air.
36:53 Hang on tight!
36:55 Coming in hot!
36:58 Down the hill!
37:02 Gotcha.
37:04 Let's clear the air.
37:06 I'm free, go on the carousel!
37:09 Hang on tight!
37:17 [GRUNTING]
37:20 You have not seen this one yet, Asterix.
37:35 I'm free, go on the carousel!
37:44 Watch out for the bugs!
37:47 Up, up and away!
37:51 This way!
37:55 Hang on tight!
37:58 Go see if I'm over there.
38:00 Get over here, you!
38:03 I'm free, go on the carousel!
38:10 [GRUNTING]
38:13 Ah-ha! Victory!
38:34 [BARK]
38:36 Their task accomplished.
38:42 Our two friends return to the village.
38:45 [KNOCKING]
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39:17 The start of a peaceful day is interrupted by the arrival of a clattering sports chariot.
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