CAT PERSON Trailer
CAT PERSON Trailer - official movie trailer HD
Transcript
00:00 Is that that guy Robert again?
00:04 Listen, concession stand girl, why don't you give me your number?
00:10 Wait, you never say where he goes to school.
00:12 I think he just works.
00:14 Oysters, come on.
00:16 He has cats.
00:18 His eyes are nice.
00:20 They crinkle.
00:21 Yeah, 'cause he's old.
00:22 I think I really like him.
00:25 As promised.
00:26 I'm not saying I will have sex with him, but I think he would like it.
00:32 Why are we having this conversation?
00:33 He's a terrible kisser.
00:34 Listen to me.
00:35 Call it a night.
00:36 Hey, do we want to do this?
00:53 This is the worst life decision I've ever made.
00:59 I had a good time tonight.
01:00 Didn't you?
01:02 Yeah.
01:03 So what was his go-to move?
01:08 The reverse squatting cowgirl?
01:11 Were his cats at least cute?
01:13 I never saw them.
01:14 Uh-oh.
01:15 Why lie about having cats?
01:21 His liking cats makes a guy seem non-threatening.
01:22 Harmless.
01:23 He's hiding something.
01:24 I need to keep someone away from me.
01:33 You scared me.
01:40 People choose to be scared.
01:44 Can't say I'm surprised to find lovely ladies like yourselves in here looking for protection.
01:48 Kelvin?
01:49 You need to shut that shit down right now.
01:52 What is the matter with you?
01:53 You manipulated me.
01:55 So he called you a whore.
01:59 If you want to get along with a man and not be alone your whole entire life, make peace
02:05 with a little discomfort.
02:10 One of us has to die.
02:11 I am the monster.
02:12 Stop.
02:13 I am the monster.
02:15 (dramatic music)
02:18 you