The Knock Knock show will be a fun-filled talkshow, that will give you chance to sneak peak in the lives of your favorite celebrities, cricketers, politicians, social media stars and other famous personalities of Pakistan.
Host: Mohib Mirza (Along with Stock Characters)
Guest: Shakeel Siddiqui & Rauf Lala
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Host: Mohib Mirza (Along with Stock Characters)
Guest: Shakeel Siddiqui & Rauf Lala
#theknockknockshow #shakeelsiddiqui #rauflala #mohibmirza
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00:00 Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock
00:03 Are you ready?
00:05 The Knock Knock Show
00:07 Come on!
00:17 1, 2, 3, 4
00:24 Knock knock, assalamu alaikum
00:28 People say that smiling is very important, and that's true.
00:31 And a person who smiles is called a comedian in our country.
00:36 And the land of Pakistan is extremely difficult to create comedians.
00:41 Where should I start?
00:43 Ustad Nazar to Lahiri sahib, to Munawar Zarif, to Rangeela sahib,
00:48 to film star Nanna, to Liaquat Major sahib,
00:52 Moeen Akhtar, Omar Sharif, Sikandar Sanam, Amanullah.
00:57 This goes on.
00:58 Time will pass, but these names will not.
01:01 Teaching comedy,
01:03 teaching comedy,
01:05 understanding comedy,
01:07 explaining comedy,
01:08 requires a lot of talent and a lot of brain.
01:12 And in today's situation,
01:14 I think it's been a long time since we've had a big open call.
01:18 That's why today,
01:19 we'll use the two guests we have with us
01:22 to open up and make a big call.
01:24 Knock knock!
01:26 Shakeel Siddiqui and Rahul Lala!
01:30 As-salamu alaykum!
01:37 Come, come, come.
01:39 Come, come, come, sir.
01:42 As-salamu alaykum.
01:48 Okay, let me correct one thing.
01:49 Tell me, sir.
01:50 Liaquat Major was not a Liaquat, he was a Liaquat soldier.
01:52 I know about Liaquat soldier.
01:54 I'm talking about the Peshawar guy.
01:55 I see.
01:56 You know about a soldier...
01:57 I know about the generators of Liaquat soldiers, sir.
01:59 He was a comedian, no, he was a world-style artist.
02:03 Okay, so these two used to do comedy in Khandak.
02:05 He has a lot of experience in Khandak.
02:08 He was thrown out of the building the day before yesterday,
02:12 by playing the piano.
02:13 Now, wait, he'll also show you how to remove a pigeon from its mouth.
02:21 Okay, so this pigeon cannot be removed because it's an expensive item.
02:25 You guys, one minute, one minute.
02:30 One minute.
02:31 He's also a guest.
02:32 How are you guys?
02:33 Take a picture.
02:34 MashaAllah.
02:36 Because there's nothing to stop here.
02:38 So I thought I'd chill.
02:40 Come sit, Mohit bhai.
02:42 Sorry, I started talking nonsense as soon as I came.
02:44 No, no, no, sir, correct the mic.
02:46 Really?
02:47 Really?
02:48 I understand now.
02:52 In comedy, they'd keep telling me to correct the mic.
02:56 If you had to say something, correct your character.
03:00 Brothers, you're all relatives, so you must have fought a lot.
03:05 You're smiling a lot today, but...
03:06 No, we don't fight.
03:07 We don't fight.
03:08 We don't fight.
03:09 He knows I won't win.
03:13 We don't fight because we have different relationships and work.
03:18 She's your daughter and he's your son.
03:20 Yes, she's my daughter.
03:21 So how did you guys get together?
03:22 We've been friends for 40 years.
03:24 So, I have a different language, he's a Memon, I'm Urdu speaking.
03:29 So I don't believe in languages.
03:31 So, MashaAllah...
03:33 The other day he was fighting with the guy with the leg, he was asking why he didn't have a language.
03:36 So we turned our friendship into a relationship.
03:40 I saw him, he was feeding him in his lap.
03:43 So I said, "This guy is good, even if his father is bad, so what?"
03:46 Actually, his daughter is my daughter.
03:53 That's a very good thing.
03:55 Because when a person gets old, the same daughter-in-law will feed you the last spoonful of water.
04:01 He doesn't even have a spoon in his house.
04:05 Junkie bhai, are you upset with the Pakistani industry?
04:08 We've seen you keep talking about it.
04:11 The thing is, we don't have any comparison with India.
04:15 It's a very big industry.
04:17 So, I always say, talk about here.
04:20 I've worked here for 30 years, I've done a lot of work.
04:22 I've done films, I've done television, I've done a stage, I've done a one-man show.
04:26 You've done Comedy Kings.
04:27 Yes, I've done Banno Tere Abba Ki Munche Bile and so many other shows.
04:31 The thing is, whatever you've done, now move forward.
04:35 In fact, I'll tell you here,
04:37 Did you see Mr. Shakeel Siddiqui's show?
04:39 The one that's been a hit, the format, the first interview.
04:41 Actually, it hasn't come on YouTube.
04:43 Lala, how old must you both be?
04:45 Very old.
04:46 I've brought him with a lot of respect.
04:51 He has signed on the door.
04:54 The junkie has signed on the door.
04:56 He's come to sell old stuff.
05:00 I've got a new one.
05:03 You take off his coat, it's still dirty.
05:06 Lala, what's the situation with payment these days?
05:10 What do you take?
05:11 His payment?
05:12 He works on flour.
05:14 I'm working on flour.
05:17 Everyone is dying for flour.
05:19 The whole world is dying for flour.
05:21 There are lines.
05:22 His payment, Mashallah,
05:25 The one who sells padan carpet.
05:28 According to that.
05:30 It's 8000.
05:32 He gives 800 in the evening and leaves.
05:34 The problem with payment is that Pakistan,
05:38 Then the same thing will come.
05:39 Now if you mix it from there,
05:41 Salt is equal.
05:43 That's not a competition.
05:44 You've said that before.
05:45 The problem is that here,
05:47 Whatever is made by the account, they take it.
05:49 Anyway, I'm happy.
05:51 Thank God.
05:52 I am that man,
05:53 In every case, thank God, brother.
05:55 Who made your cow.
05:56 So, Lala, it's not fixed.
05:58 Take whatever you get from where.
05:59 It's like making a bag.
06:02 Now you have brought a function.
06:04 For example, you have a good relationship.
06:06 So I have reduced the money from you.
06:08 If that man who is in the bed,
06:10 Put your hand like this and remove it.
06:12 My face will not fall down for sure.
06:16 If he comes, then he will ask for money in the bed.
06:19 I understand what you are saying.
06:20 You guys have worked with Umar Sharif.
06:23 I worked with Mueen Akhtar.
06:25 I worked with him.
06:27 Do you remember any incident?
06:29 Any scolding, any strictness?
06:31 Once.
06:32 Really?
06:33 Look, the scolding of elders,
06:35 There is a learning for you.
06:37 If you think, he is scolding me,
06:39 Why should I listen to the scolding?
06:40 There will be no problem of ego.
06:41 You listen to your parents' scolding.
06:43 They also raise you.
06:45 The thing is that the teacher is one step ahead of the parents.
06:48 In my opinion.
06:49 So we are made by eating their scolding.
06:52 I will say this much.
06:54 People often say that Umar Sharif used to slap other artists.
06:59 So I used to say that whoever has been slapped by Umar Sharif,
07:03 He has become a hit.
07:04 Wow.
07:05 And you have?
07:08 He never brings his face close.
07:11 But if our people put celebrities on their fingers and do comedy,
07:18 They feel bad.
07:19 I have noticed.
07:20 This is the problem.
07:21 Look, do you know what it is?
07:23 Everyone knows it's a joke.
07:24 Right.
07:25 When our artists think that this is a joke,
07:27 We have to take the joke in the joke.
07:29 Then that ego will come out of them.
07:31 We used to run a show called 'Save Comedy Night'.
07:34 We didn't pull any artist.
07:36 From Salman Khan,
07:37 From Akshay Kumar,
07:39 From Shahrukh,
07:40 From John Abraham,
07:42 We pulled everyone.
07:43 So the format of the show was to roast.
07:46 Right.
07:47 So if they know that I want to roast,
07:49 Then why should they come?
07:50 Right.
07:51 So they take the show as a show.
07:52 If a show like this is made here,
07:54 If artists come,
07:55 They should think that it's a joke.
07:56 It's made.
07:57 Take this.
07:58 Sit and roast.
07:59 Start with me.
08:00 I don't feel bad.
08:01 I will prove it today.
08:02 No, no.
08:03 You can't feel bad.
08:04 You look like a date seller in Arab.
08:07 No, no.
08:11 I am Mohib.
08:13 I am older than him.
08:15 And we have worked together.
08:17 We did a drama.
08:19 It was very good.
08:20 And Mohib is a very good artist.
08:23 Sir, sir.
08:24 We don't lack any talent in Pakistan.
08:28 We have so much talent.
08:29 Lala said that we don't lack talent.
08:31 Lala, we lack a lot.
08:33 You count the names on your fingers.
08:34 You won't get the 11th name after 10.
08:36 But,
08:37 Shakeel bhai, there is a problem.
08:38 What?
08:39 And the problem is that we are taking time to understand.
08:43 The problem is that
08:44 until you open Instagram and see 2.5, 1.5 million followers,
08:50 until that star is not there,
08:52 now the direction is that your skits will start from there.
08:55 Shoshal will be on media.
08:56 Shoshal.
08:57 Shoshal.
08:58 Are you Shoshal?
08:59 I am.
09:00 But I am going to launch my channel.
09:02 Okay.
09:03 My studio is ready.
09:04 Very good.
09:05 I have made a studio at my house.
09:06 So, I will do podcasts on it.
09:08 I will do skits.
09:09 You have to do this, Lala.
09:10 Yes, I have to do it.
09:12 I am thinking of making a channel, but...
09:16 He is not selling the R.Y.A.
09:18 The problem is that...
09:20 Is the mic okay?
09:21 I have three sons.
09:23 By mistake...
09:24 Yes, it is a mistake.
09:28 Who among you two plays well?
09:34 Tell me the truth.
09:35 (Music)
09:40 Wow.
09:41 Did you see?
09:46 I thought...
09:47 She got drunk and went crazy.
09:49 No, no, 1970...
09:50 No, no, they were enjoying.
09:52 They were getting lazy.
09:53 I have taken out a little 1970 from there.
09:55 I have warmed them up a little.
09:57 Look there.
09:58 There is a serious question.
09:59 Yes.
10:00 Why are Punjab's artists busy and Karachi's are not?
10:02 Look, I...
10:03 Now, we don't have a focus on quantity.
10:06 Okay.
10:07 Now, we have a focus on quality.
10:08 We have been singing on TV for 40 years.
10:10 And...
10:11 If we have worked in neighboring countries,
10:13 we have focused on quality.
10:14 Right.
10:15 If we get good money,
10:16 we would do five rehearsals and do one episode.
10:19 For ten minutes.
10:20 So, what kind of work will come out of it?
10:22 Five days of rehearsal means that...
10:24 Ten laughters in it...
10:25 You become new just like that.
10:26 In rehearsal.
10:27 And according to that,
10:28 there was a payment for the whole rehearsal?
10:30 This is the reason.
10:31 It is all because of the payment.
10:32 Okay.
10:33 The thing is that...
10:34 You are saying that we should make a TV.
10:35 So, why is the rehearsal not happening here?
10:36 No, if such a show is made here...
10:37 Okay.
10:38 The thing is that there will be a compromise in money as well.
10:40 If the work is done well,
10:41 I am present.
10:42 Right.
10:43 The work should be better.
10:44 By the way, according to me,
10:45 you are actors.
10:46 I...
10:47 Yes, yes.
10:48 I call you an actor.
10:49 You should call me an actor.
10:50 I will never call you a comedian.
10:51 Because I don't understand
10:52 calling someone a comedian.
10:53 There is no such term in the world.
10:54 You are right.
10:55 You said that actors.
10:56 This was Mohinbhai's fight as well.
10:58 That we should be called actors.
10:59 And we are actors.
11:00 Yes, we are actors.
11:01 The thing is that...
11:02 I give you a serial on television.
11:04 So, I will give you the role of a 70-year-old man.
11:07 So, you will mimic a 70-year-old man, right?
11:10 Yes, sir.
11:11 If you mimic him,
11:12 then it means that you have become a mimicry artist.
11:14 And if we are not doing it of one person,
11:16 then we are doing it by combining two or three.
11:17 Then we know what we are doing.
11:18 Yes.
11:19 So, that mimicry artist...
11:20 In the neighboring country,
11:21 what is there is that
11:22 you remove the stone,
11:23 from there mimicry artist comes out.
11:24 Yes.
11:25 Artist...
11:26 Okay, there is a man who is doing mimicry.
11:27 He is doing mimicry.
11:28 He is making the sound of Shahrukh Khan.
11:29 There, only men come out of this face.
11:32 Yes.
11:33 I have been to Lalukhet so many times.
11:35 I thought that someone should come and mimic Shahrukh Khan.
11:37 Someone should come and mimic him.
11:39 So, artist should be called...
11:40 His face is like this.
11:42 Comedian should be called actor.
11:44 I agree with you on this.
11:45 And I applaud you.
11:46 According to me,
11:48 you should be called artist, actor.
11:50 He is doing comedy.
11:51 Okay.
11:52 Now, the coming...
11:53 You are talking about new people.
11:55 Who is the humorist?
11:56 Who will make us laugh?
11:57 Okay.
11:58 Are we able to transfer our talent?
12:00 Look, I have been transferred to my son.
12:02 Okay.
12:03 I have also been transferred to my son.
12:04 Okay.
12:05 We have transferred.
12:06 Right.
12:07 Rangila Sahab said a very good thing.
12:09 That, Shafi told Rangila Sahab that
12:12 you are such a good comedian,
12:14 actor, writer, producer, singer, poet.
12:19 You are everything.
12:20 Why is your son not like this?
12:22 So, Rangila Sahab said,
12:23 my mother gave birth to me,
12:25 and his mother gave birth to him.
12:27 Right.
12:28 Yes.
12:29 And this work,
12:30 this work is not to be taught.
12:33 Who will teach?
12:35 If there is something inside you,
12:37 then it will take it out from you.
12:39 You cannot teach.
12:40 You cannot polish it.
12:41 This is not a piece of land.
12:42 This is not welding,
12:43 that you are taught by holding hands.
12:45 This is such a difficult work,
12:46 especially comedy,
12:47 that there are 1000 people sitting in the brain
12:50 and it is easy to laugh from one line.
12:51 It is easy to laugh from one line,
12:53 and the brain is different.
12:54 The two lines are different.
12:55 Always remember,
12:56 in the first line,
12:57 the comedy was different,
12:58 then it was different,
12:59 then it was different.
13:00 Now, there should be a punch on the punch.
13:02 There should be a punch immediately.
13:04 Like this, like that.
13:05 And the mic should be right on the mic.
13:07 Like this.
13:08 He is doing it right.
13:11 This is a joke, a joke.
13:12 This is a joke that I am talking about.
13:14 Are you hearing my voice?
13:16 Yes.
13:17 Okay, then save 10 rupees and come.
13:19 You said you taught your son,
13:23 told him.
13:24 I have not taught him.
13:25 You transferred him.
13:26 It happened by itself.
13:27 It came in the blood.
13:28 But you taught him there too.
13:29 People say I taught him,
13:30 I did not teach him,
13:31 he learned.
13:32 He learned.
13:33 He caught it.
13:34 Yes, learn.
13:35 The first thing is my Pakistani.
13:36 I said learning is not the work.
13:37 You will be talented,
13:38 so you will see.
13:39 Like we saw Amanullah,
13:41 we saw Umar Shalik,
13:42 how they do it.
13:43 They did not put it in their mind.
13:46 Aman Sahib lived in Lahore,
13:48 but I was learning by watching them.
13:50 Shall I tell you something today?
13:52 I was the first Pakistani to win in 2006.
13:56 In that show,
13:58 what do they say,
13:59 Kapil Sharma failed in the audition.
14:02 Then Kapil came in third.
14:04 I was the second winner.
14:06 The first season was Sunil Pal.
14:09 So Allah gave me respect in second,
14:11 Kapil came in third.
14:12 If he had come at that time,
14:13 maybe I would have won,
14:15 then he would have come runner-up or second.
14:17 Why is Lala Show not being made?
14:19 I have just done a channel,
14:21 U Lala Show.
14:23 Wow.
14:24 I will not take the name of the channel,
14:28 I was doing three shows at a time.
14:30 I used to take good money.
14:32 How can we take our viewership to that level?
14:36 We need money.
14:37 The problem is that
14:38 if a person increases the money by 2 lakhs,
14:40 then we look for a 25,000 one.
14:42 How will we get this kind?
14:43 In this kind of acting,
14:46 in which you have to be present with the punchlines,
14:50 how much professional jealousy is there?
14:52 If someone is doing a good job,
14:54 then I try to do it.
14:55 How can I do such a job?
14:56 Where Allah has kept you,
14:58 you should be thankful to Allah,
14:59 Allah will give you more.
15:00 Being jealous means that Allah will give him in return.
15:04 I have never been jealous.
15:06 There must be an artist on whom you will say,
15:08 No, no, no, never.
15:10 It is Allah's grace,
15:11 that's why we have been going on for 40 years,
15:13 otherwise we would have sat at home.
15:15 That's why Allah has given us
15:17 respect, fame, money, everything.
15:21 Day by day, we have progressed.
15:24 In our country,
15:25 I said the word jealous in its own right.
15:27 In our country,
15:28 if a person has fever for 4 days,
15:31 then the family members start doubting him.
15:34 Aunt is coming,
15:35 she is very sick,
15:36 that's why she is lying down.
15:37 She must have been amputated.
15:38 Go and see a doctor,
15:39 you have to doubt him.
15:40 I am such a lively person,
15:42 I just saw a show,
15:44 there was a festival in the art council.
15:46 In that drama,
15:47 a girl did such a good performance,
15:50 I gave her a thousand rupees as a reward from my pocket.
15:54 And for two days,
15:55 you kept searching for her,
15:56 where did she go?
15:57 On my return,
16:00 I asked for a lift.
16:01 I met her,
16:05 Umar Sharif gave me two times,
16:07 a thousand rupees.
16:08 Mohin Bhai gave me a thousand rupees as a reward.
16:10 Mohin Bhai?
16:11 Yes, Mohin Bhai.
16:12 I don't remember,
16:13 but it was a benefit show of Lehri Sahib,
16:14 I gave him a thousand rupees,
16:15 when I said two lines.
16:16 So,
16:17 Umar Bhai,
16:18 once when I met him,
16:20 I told him,
16:21 "Umar Bhai,
16:22 the thousand rupees you gave me,
16:23 I have kept it safe till today.
16:25 So, why didn't you spend it?"
16:26 I said,
16:27 "I don't know,
16:28 you can ask for it back."
16:29 So, I said,
16:32 "I will spend it."
16:33 I said,
16:34 "No, I will take it for everyone."
16:35 As a souvenir?
16:36 Wow, wow.
16:37 I will take it for Shakeel too.
16:38 He has his own.
16:39 He has a set of his own.
16:40 I said,
16:41 "If you do a good job,
16:42 I will give it to you."
16:43 He gave it to the poor.
16:44 Bhai,
16:45 our country has a big name,
16:46 and they always say
16:47 that our country is good.
16:48 But during a conversation,
16:49 they said something
16:50 that got stuck in my mind,
16:51 and I am saying this for the first time,
16:52 and I am saying this to you,
16:53 because I want to know
16:54 your opinion about this.
16:55 They said that
16:56 our country's land
16:57 is not fertile for our work.
16:58 It is very fertile.
16:59 How?
17:00 Either we don't have anything here,
17:01 or we don't have anything here,
17:02 or we don't have anything here,
17:03 or we don't have anything here,
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17:49 or we don't have anything here,
17:50 or we don't have anything here,
17:52 Oh wow!
17:53 I'll be honest, I'll be honest.
17:56 While Lala is fixing his mic,
17:57 While Lala is fixing his mic,
17:58 we'll take a short break.
17:59 I'll see you after the break.
18:00 I named my Lala,
18:11 I named my Lala,
18:12 because Lala means brother.
18:14 I don't have any tension.
18:16 Lala says, go and be a brother.
18:17 When will Pakistan be good,
18:18 When will Pakistan be good,
18:19 when everyone will sit together.
18:20 and think with a good intention,
18:21 and think with a good intention,
18:22 how to take Pakistan forward.
18:23 how to take Pakistan forward.
18:24 You just look here,
18:25 You just look here,
18:26 the drama films made in neighboring countries,
18:27 the drama films made in neighboring countries,
18:28 the drama films made in neighboring countries,
18:29 the drama films made in neighboring countries,
18:30 there are pictures in that,
18:31 there are pictures in that,
18:32 in the mansion.
18:33 in the mansion.
18:34 Welcome back to The Knock Knock Show.
18:48 Today we are celebrating our legends,
18:50 Shakeel Siddiqui and Rauf Lala.
18:52 We are having a very interesting conversation,
18:54 and a very dangerous question.
18:56 You didn't ask a single dangerous question.
18:58 I don't know which one is dangerous.
19:00 Why does a worm have guava?
19:02 No, you take it,
19:03 you'll get a car.
19:04 Guava,
19:07 once asked a human,
19:09 this question.
19:10 Yes, why do teeth have worms?
19:17 And if all the tension is in our mind,
19:19 then why is there a heart attack?
19:21 I say about heart attack,
19:22 every person is carrying a bomb in his heart,
19:24 don't know when it will explode.
19:26 So we should be afraid,
19:27 and remember Allah.
19:29 The world is infinite.
19:31 He was doing this in the morning.
19:34 Yes, it's going on.
19:37 We have reached that age,
19:40 that morning is Allah's morning.
19:41 Today again it's saved.
19:43 And if love is related to the heart,
19:45 then why does the mental balance go bad?
19:47 In our homes,
19:49 our wives,
19:51 are very simple.
19:53 Consider them as cows of Allah.
19:57 They eat a lot,
19:58 but not a lot.
20:00 But they are cows of Allah.
20:02 But women are women.
20:04 They see,
20:05 they are with a beautiful girl,
20:07 and then they feel.
20:09 But beautiful girls are proposing to you.
20:11 I named my son, Lala,
20:13 because Lala means brother.
20:15 I don't have any tension.
20:17 Lala says, go and be a brother.
20:19 Did any heroine propose to you,
20:21 or did you do it by chance?
20:23 When we went to the neighboring country,
20:25 I liked an artist,
20:27 Ismati Irani.
20:29 I will go to hell.
20:31 I had it printed in the papers.
20:33 Our Ismati pe Rauf Lala Fida.
20:35 In English newspapers,
20:37 I had her pictures.
20:39 I liked her a lot.
20:41 Did you like her?
20:43 Now I don't have a visa.
20:45 Now she is also busy.
20:49 She is a minister in the parliament.
20:51 She is a minister.
20:53 I liked her a lot.
20:55 I salute your honesty.
20:57 You said it so comfortably.
20:59 It is not easy to say.
21:01 I liked your words.
21:03 You told the truth.
21:05 Can I tell you something?
21:07 You should not snatch your mobile in the evening.
21:09 You are a man like this.
21:11 Earlier,
21:13 I swear to God,
21:15 you snatch your mobile in such a way,
21:17 that earlier,
21:19 a dog used to bark when a scooter used to move.
21:21 Now,
21:23 you are running after the dog.
21:25 You should not snatch anything from me.
21:27 These are the circumstances.
21:31 These are the circumstances.
21:33 What happened to our country?
21:35 I always...
21:37 (Applause)
21:39 (Applause)
21:43 (Applause)
21:53 (Singing)
22:03 (Singing)
22:05 (Applause)
22:11 (Singing)
22:13 (Singing)
22:17 (Applause)
22:19 He is my uncle.
22:21 We play with his mouth a lot.
22:23 Do like this.
22:25 (Laughter)
22:27 Just a minute.
22:29 You do like this.
22:31 We make such movies.
22:33 There is a picture in it.
22:35 (Laughter)
22:37 And this is his ATM.
22:39 First of all,
22:41 tell us how did you like our entry
22:43 on Billie Jean's?
22:45 It was very good.
22:47 We are changing the world of theatre.
22:49 Right.
22:51 We are bringing a new drama.
22:53 We will change the world of theatre.
22:55 We are making it more open air
22:57 than the open air of the Arts Council.
22:59 Right.
23:01 We are bringing a new drama.
23:03 So, in that regard,
23:05 we have come to you.
23:07 Please get us actors.
23:09 People like you
23:11 are selling the Manzan.
23:13 (Laughter)
23:15 We have sold it.
23:17 I know you have not sold your shop.
23:19 You have sold the Manzan of your house.
23:21 You want open air.
23:23 You can do it in any field.
23:25 Open air is open.
23:27 You can do it on the roof.
23:29 Listen to me.
23:31 You call your friends here every evening.
23:33 You tell us that this is a great film.
23:35 We understand it.
23:37 We want real people.
23:39 That great
23:41 Shaqir Siddiqui.
23:43 Come here.
23:45 Raoul Lala.
23:47 Come here.
23:49 We want real people.
23:51 Do we look like plastic?
23:53 What do you think?
23:55 Don't mind.
23:57 You are a big man.
23:59 Everyone says that I am also like that.
24:01 We have also said that I am like Shaqir Siddiqui.
24:03 These are not copies.
24:05 These are real.
24:07 Can we whistle?
24:09 (Laughter)
24:11 Check if it is working.
24:13 I tried.
24:15 Don't even try.
24:17 We need to know.
24:19 How?
24:21 Azeem.
24:23 Who brought?
24:25 We brought.
24:27 Did you drive a wagon?
24:29 Who else?
24:31 The real Shaqir Siddiqui.
24:33 You brought him too?
24:35 Yes.
24:37 The real Raoul Lala.
24:39 You brought him too?
24:41 Yes.
24:43 You bring everyone?
24:45 Yes.
24:47 What will have to be done?
24:49 The real Shaqir and Raoul
24:51 are related.
24:53 The drama we are making
24:55 is also about two relatives.
24:57 How is it?
24:59 Now what we do is
25:01 we give them a situation
25:03 and see how they behave.
25:05 Come here.
25:07 Assistant, come there.
25:09 Stand there.
25:11 We become Raoul Lala's son.
25:13 Who took you out of the fridge?
25:15 (Laughter)
25:17 Okay.
25:19 The father was born later,
25:21 the son was born earlier.
25:23 Look at this.
25:25 Okay.
25:27 Take the veil off.
25:29 I am the daughter.
25:31 I am in character.
25:33 He is so shy, his wife will lift his veil.
25:35 Take him like a girl.
25:37 Is she my daughter?
25:39 Yes.
25:41 What kind of daughter have you given?
25:43 She is good, right?
25:45 I will beat him after the show and make medicine for him.
25:47 Father, son.
25:49 (Laughter)
25:51 Father, son.
25:53 (Laughter)
25:55 Wrong.
25:57 Grandfather, son.
25:59 Listen, father, grandfather, son.
26:01 (Laughter)
26:03 I have come to you for your marriage
26:05 which will not make anyone sweat.
26:07 I will try to get you married.
26:09 If God wills.
26:11 Father, I am feeling shy.
26:13 (Laughter)
26:15 I am Mr. Shakeel Ahmed Siddiqui.
26:17 Have you come for marriage?
26:19 No.
26:21 What does your son do other than harassing?
26:23 (Laughter)
26:25 He has a big business.
26:27 Let him do bowling first.
26:29 (Laughter)
26:31 He is doing it on his father's head.
26:33 (Laughter)
26:35 God bless you, father.
26:37 My son pukes when he gets time.
26:39 (Laughter)
26:41 He is doing very cold pukes.
26:43 What does my daughter do?
26:45 Is she your daughter?
26:47 Yes.
26:49 I understood what she does.
26:51 (Laughter)
26:53 What does she do?
26:55 She makes the whole neighborhood look.
26:57 (Laughter)
26:59 She was making us look yesterday.
27:01 She gives us any mobile number.
27:03 She distributes it after Friday prayers.
27:05 (Laughter)
27:07 Father, does she have a 0900 number?
27:09 No, son.
27:11 She is a very nice girl.
27:13 She will make you rich.
27:15 You will have a mobile in your room.
27:17 (Laughter)
27:19 God bless you.
27:21 Your son will give you money for lentils.
27:23 She will make chicken for you.
27:25 (Laughter)
27:27 She is a very simple girl.
27:29 Tell us about yourself.
27:31 What else do you do?
27:33 I will take her hand in marriage.
27:35 If I don't, she will elope with me.
27:37 (Laughter)
27:39 She eloped once.
27:41 (Laughter)
27:43 She eloped 6-7 times in a row.
27:45 She is in a marathon.
27:47 There is nothing wrong in this.
27:49 Your family is prospering.
27:51 (Laughter)
27:53 What else does she do?
27:55 She sells steel pots.
27:57 (Laughter)
27:59 God bless you.
28:01 She is very nice.
28:03 She opens the poles of people.
28:05 She makes a lot of accusations.
28:07 She is very nice.
28:09 She is very nice.
28:11 She is my daughter.
28:13 She will marry you.
28:15 God forbid.
28:17 My son left before me.
28:19 I objected.
28:21 How will this marriage happen?
28:23 How is the girl?
28:25 She is a little nice.
28:27 (Laughter)
28:29 She will come home in a week.
28:31 Take her home.
28:33 Nephew, what are you saying?
28:35 Take her to Odisha.
28:37 What do you mean by Odisha?
28:39 How do you like my son?
28:41 You will get your father's love.
28:43 Will my son ask you if the food is ready?
28:45 (Laughter)
28:47 Say something.
28:49 What should I say?
28:51 Say anything.
28:53 He will say anything.
28:55 (Laughter)
28:57 I am sending you to the palanquin.
28:59 Listen to my advice.
29:01 I am sending you to the palanquin.
29:03 I have to take out the funeral of my son.
29:05 (Laughter)
29:07 This was the advice of a father.
29:09 He has two or three sisters left.
29:11 (Music)
29:13 (Music)
29:15 Music.
29:17 My son.
29:19 God has given you a daughter.
29:21 Yes.
29:23 You have got her marriage.
29:25 God's will.
29:27 I don't know if it will happen or not.
29:29 I have two things.
29:31 I will marry my father.
29:33 You will get married.
29:35 People will ask you what happened after a year.
29:37 You will say it's just a year.
29:39 (Laughter)
29:41 He has already become a father.
29:43 Let's put him in the fourth gear.
29:45 (Laughter)
29:47 He is automatic.
29:49 (Laughter)
29:51 Leave the cart.
29:53 (Laughter)
29:55 Now the mike is fixed.
29:57 Dad fixes the mike very well.
29:59 Tell me what you have to say.
30:01 I am saying.
30:03 How do you like me?
30:05 I like you very much.
30:07 He is talking about himself.
30:09 Not me.
30:11 He is praising me.
30:13 If I see your face, I will praise you.
30:15 You are wearing a sweater.
30:17 (Laughter)
30:19 That's it.
30:21 That's it.
30:23 You have got the direction in your ears.
30:25 I know how to talk.
30:27 Go son.
30:29 I am saying.
30:31 As much as.
30:33 As much as.
30:35 He is saying as much as.
30:37 As much as.
30:39 You have insulted me with your technique.
30:43 No son.
30:45 I have given you what you deserve.
30:47 That's it.
30:49 You say your thing.
30:51 He is saying that you have got what you deserve.
30:53 He has given you what you deserve.
30:55 He has given me what I deserve.
30:57 You are so nice.
30:59 Tell me when will Allah be nice.
31:01 I am remembering a poem.
31:03 Should I recite?
31:05 Yes.
31:07 I will also hug my daughter.
31:09 (Laughter)
31:11 He has put a cigarette in the cigarette pack.
31:15 I have recited a poem.
31:17 Yes.
31:19 The world was looking at you.
31:21 There was no place for your happiness.
31:23 The world was looking at you.
31:25 There was no place for your happiness.
31:27 When you looked down.
31:29 There was no pyjama in your legs.
31:31 Wow.
31:33 Now I believe that he is real.
31:35 That's it.
31:37 Only the real people can say this.
31:39 Get lost.
31:41 This is the real Raoul Lala.
31:43 This is the real Shakeel Siddiqui.
31:45 Our life is Pakistan's identity.
31:47 Give our music.
31:49 (Music)
31:51 (Music)
31:53 (Music)
31:55 (Music)
31:57 (Music)
31:59 (Music)
32:01 (Music)
32:03 We are new kids.
32:05 Give them a big hand.
32:07 (Applause)
32:09 Let's change the place.
32:11 Let's sit there.
32:13 Will you bring tea?
32:15 (Applause)
32:17 (Music)
32:19 (Music)
32:21 Now how do we choose the Prime Minister?
32:23 What will happen?
32:25 What do you think?
32:27 Forget about the Prime Minister.
32:29 Think about Pakistan first.
32:31 When Pakistan will be good.
32:33 When everyone will sit together.
32:35 And think with good intentions.
32:37 How to take Pakistan forward.
32:39 I said something.
32:41 I will say it again.
32:43 Someone said that Pakistan has progressed.
32:45 I said yes.
32:47 We will be in Dubai in 30 minutes.
32:49 We will be in Dubai in 45 minutes.
32:51 We will be in the airport in 2.5 hours.
32:53 The purpose of progress is that
32:55 the poor are happy.
32:57 That is progress.
32:59 The poor get three meals a day.
33:01 Now people are at one time.
33:03 Now they are afraid.
33:05 Education and training.
33:07 What is the difference and importance of both?
33:09 Both are very important.
33:11 You give training to the children.
33:13 You give education to the children.
33:15 You give them good hopes.
33:17 You keep them in a good position.
33:19 That they will do something.
33:21 This is the reality.
33:23 In the future, we are thinking
33:25 what will happen?
33:27 If we leave the world tomorrow.
33:29 What will our children do?
33:31 It is a difficult time.
33:33 Do you know that a song is sung in Karachi?
33:35 Karachi city.
33:37 I am everyone's, I have no one.
33:39 No one cried for me.
33:41 The thing is that this city belongs to everyone.
33:43 But there is no one from this city.
33:45 The thing is that your training and education.
33:47 Training is a very big thing.
33:49 Society makes you good or bad.
33:51 An educated person
33:53 sits in a bad society and becomes ignorant.
33:55 And an illiterate person
33:57 sits in a good society and becomes educated.
33:59 Is there anything that is still hurting you?
34:01 It hurts to see the situation of the country.
34:03 I don't have any pain.
34:05 Personally.
34:07 I am doing good.
34:09 But it hurts to see the situation of the country.
34:11 What will our future generations get?
34:13 And what will their future generations get?
34:15 We have survived.
34:17 Lala, tell me one thing.
34:19 You said that we got beaten up.
34:21 We got slapped.
34:23 We became better artists.
34:25 Is there anything left in your heart
34:27 that you couldn't say?
34:29 Is there any reason?
34:31 Do you think you didn't get any rewards?
34:33 Is there anything that you should have got?
34:35 Are you satisfied with the position?
34:37 In 1989, my father was hit on Bakra Kisto.
34:39 We became famous all over the world.
34:41 It was the drama of Umar Bhai.
34:43 In 2006, I became a winner
34:45 in a neighboring country.
34:47 I gained fame again.
34:49 Then, for the third time,
34:51 Allah gave me a chance to do an ARY show.
34:53 I did a show.
34:55 Then we became famous.
34:57 So, I don't have any reason to say anything.
34:59 Allah gave me a lot of respect.
35:01 He gave me everything.
35:03 I am thankful in every situation.
35:05 My car was stolen.
35:07 I was with my wife.
35:09 I said, "Thank God."
35:11 My wife said, "You are thankful."
35:13 I said, "Why?"
35:15 She said, "Maybe my son was driving."
35:17 She could have been harmed.
35:19 Rauf Lala, Shakeel Siddiqui.
35:21 I love you all.
35:23 I love you.
35:25 I will give you a kiss.
35:27 You have worked so hard.
35:29 Every day, every night, every moment
35:31 that you have given to this work.
35:33 I celebrate you.
35:35 You have worked so hard.
35:37 You have been with us till now.
35:39 You have made your name known all over the world.
35:41 Thank you so much.
35:43 May Allah give you a lot of success.
35:45 Knock, knock.
35:47 And come inside.
35:49 The person we will talk about today
35:51 is our favorite person.
35:53 The king of comedy,
35:55 Umar Sharif.
35:57 Born in 1955
35:59 in Liaquatabad, Karachi.
36:01 He was 14 years old.
36:03 He had talent in acting and theater.
36:05 But his name was Umar Zarif.
36:07 He started working under the name Umar Zarif
36:09 in the love of Munawwar Zarif.
36:11 What else was there?
36:13 The work kept on going.
36:15 The work kept on growing.
36:17 And then came the time of the 80s
36:19 when there was a mention of comedy in the world
36:21 and not Umar Sharif.
36:23 It was not possible.
36:25 The old man was at home.
36:27 The dramas kept on crossing the borders
36:29 and spread all over the world.
36:31 He directed, produced, and wrote films.
36:35 The government of Pakistan
36:37 gave him many awards.
36:39 And then unfortunately,
36:41 our shining star
36:43 passed away in 2021.
36:45 But even today,
36:47 we still see a smile on our faces
36:49 because of his work.
36:51 And brother Shakeel said a beautiful thing about him.
36:53 I had told him that
36:55 we all speak written.
36:57 But when brother Umar spoke,
36:59 people wrote.
37:01 Umar Sharif lives in our hearts.
37:05 Ladies and gentlemen, good night.
37:07 Allah Hafiz.
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