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A childish boy and he's stuck up childhood best-friend get into an argument about a poster causing them to reveal their | dG1fSEpZeHpTTmtlSDg
Transcript
00:00 (slicing)
00:02 (eerie music)
00:06 (footsteps)
00:35 - Do you mind?
00:36 - Well, how would you feel if someone murdered you, Brendan?
00:40 - That doesn't even make sense.
00:41 - Well, I'm just saying since clearly
00:43 you don't have a problem with murder, cough, cough.
00:46 - Not having this conversation again.
00:49 - Oh, I believe we are.
00:50 Take it down.
00:53 - That poster is the crowning jewel of my room
00:55 and I will not have it removed.
00:57 - By keeping that poster up, you're supporting a psychopath.
01:03 - Cooper, the people eater, is a serial killer.
01:07 - So?
01:09 - It's based on real life stories
01:11 like the stuff actually happened.
01:13 - It's just a show, dude.
01:14 - Shows tell fictional stories.
01:17 This is like a reel of sick, twisted fantasies.
01:20 - Watching it isn't gonna make me hurt anybody.
01:23 - Don't you care about me?
01:26 - Of course, dude.
01:27 - I just feel like a burden to you.
01:29 Remember Hacksaw Man?
01:31 - Oh, Deepak.
01:32 - We would watch every episode of that show together,
01:35 screaming at the screen, cheering him on
01:37 as though he was real and chanting, cut it up together.
01:41 - It's just a cartoon.
01:43 - But cut it up.
01:45 - Hacksaw Man was just a good memory.
01:47 Move aside, dude.
01:51 I gotta get some work done.
01:52 (eerie music)
02:00 (knocking)
02:02 - I forgot my stress ball, let me in.
02:11 - I just finished my part, man.
02:13 Sorry it took so long.
02:15 Yeah, it was Deepak.
02:16 He was annoying me all day.
02:18 Yeah, he was annoying me about that stupid cartoon.
02:22 I don't know why I bothered with it.
02:27 (eerie music)
02:30 (knocking)
02:50 - You're not gonna take me alive.
02:54 - Get out of my shower, Deepak.
02:56 Go where you're supposed to get to.
02:58 - Put the knife away, Deepak.
03:03 - I heard what you said about me.
03:05 - I didn't mean it like that.
03:06 - I could have cut this up any time I wanted,
03:08 but I didn't because--
03:09 - You're scared.
03:10 I would hate you.
03:11 Well, I don't.
03:13 I just think you're a child.
03:14 Think about it.
03:15 People can't stay the same forever.
03:17 You're refusing the past to be the past.
03:21 Frankly, I grew up.
03:27 You should do the same.
03:28 One more time.
03:40 - Huh?
03:41 - Cut.
03:42 - No.
03:43 - It.
03:43 - Don't.
03:44 - Up.
03:45 (laughing)
03:47 (rock music)
03:50 - Guess Gooper and I have something in common after all.
04:04 (rock music)
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04:11 (rock music)
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04:16 (rock music)
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04:31 (upbeat music)
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