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Mason Petit is a former Army Ranger turned family man whose life is far less exciting than it once was. His perilous glo | dG1fNnVyYTliWUNESmc
Transcript
00:00 [GUNSHOTS]
00:03 Do you know that feeling when you're doing exactly what you
00:12 were put on the earth to do?
00:14 The one where it's like everything inside you
00:16 is moving together in harmony with the universe?
00:19 No!
00:21 Me neither.
00:23 But, you know, one can hope, right?
00:26 Wave to mommy, because she'll hate me even more than she
00:29 already does if you don't.
00:30 I seem to recall you saying that becoming a lawyer
00:32 would only crush your soul.
00:34 Yeah, it has.
00:36 I'm running a business, and right now that business
00:38 is getting a journalist in and out of Paldonia.
00:40 [SHOUTING]
00:42 No.
00:43 It's a one-off.
00:44 No, no, and no.
00:46 Who's a journalist?
00:47 I have resigned my position here.
00:50 Lashton.
00:51 20 grand says you are.
00:55 Welcome to Paldonia.
00:56 President Finnega, so nice to meet you.
01:00 We must take a selfie.
01:02 You approve?
01:04 Ah, it's great.
01:06 There are so many wonderful things about my country.
01:09 [SHOUTING]
01:10 [DRUMMING]
01:13 [SHOUTING]
01:23 Ow!
01:25 Stay here.
01:28 What the hell just happened?
01:29 Your one-man security detail happened.
01:31 He's a hero.
01:33 I'm with the president of a country
01:34 in the middle of a coup.
01:35 This is the scoop of a lifetime.
01:37 You got to be alive to have a scoop for a lifetime.
01:40 We never should have come.
01:41 Let's go.
01:42 You can't just leave him.
01:44 Run.
01:48 Run!
01:49 [SHOUTING]
01:51 [SHOUTING]
01:52 [DRUMMING]
01:54 [SHOUTING]
01:55 Ready to go, I don't know how to stop.
01:57 When you start at the bottom, only way to close up.
02:00 I'm just doing my job.
02:01 [CLAPPING]
02:02 [SHOUTING]
02:04 [GRUNTING]
02:05 Did you help?
02:06 [CHOKING]
02:07 [MUSIC - "I GET UP AGAIN"]
02:08 I get up again, then I got to win.
02:10 I get up again, then I got to win.
02:13 What?
02:13 Done.
02:14 You're still excited to cover a coup?
02:16 Less and less, honestly.
02:18 [MUSIC - "I GET UP AGAIN"]
02:20 Where is Venegas?
02:23 Here is Venegas!
02:24 Go for Pandora!
02:25 Hey!
02:26 Not the time for coaching!
02:28 Fuck, man!
02:29 [MUSIC - "I GET UP AGAIN"]
02:31 Oh!
02:32 Oh, my god!
02:33 [SNIFFING]
02:33 Oh, color me impressed, Mr. Petit.
02:36 Not petite at all.
02:37 Woo!
02:38 [MUSIC - "I GET UP AGAIN"]
02:39 (SINGING) Oh, my.
02:41 Oh, my.
02:43 Tell me you got that.
02:45 Run!
02:46 [MUSIC - "I GET UP AGAIN"]
02:47 (SINGING) You don't see me fight.