Dara O Briain’s award-winning show filmed at Dublin’s Vicar Street in 2022. Dara deals with missing body parts, a TV | dG1feFJKNDFrNmkzazA
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00:00 Look, I'm not saying I want to have something seriously wrong with me.
00:04 I'm not a hypochondriac.
00:05 I don't want to have a life-limiting or a life-threatening condition.
00:08 But if you present with a weird thing on instinct,
00:11 there's still a part of you hoping that you're not wasting anyone's time.
00:15 There's a small part of you hoping that you're going to go,
00:17 "My feet are quite warm."
00:19 And he'll go, "What?"
00:20 I hit a giant button on the desk and sirens will go off
00:23 and alarms and a voice will go, "What is it?"
00:25 And he'll go, "Cancel everything. Cancel everything this morning."
00:28 And you'll be going, "What is it? What is it?"
00:29 "No ambulance can get here in time. We have to take my car."
00:33 And then ten minutes later, we're belting down the motor and you're going,
00:36 "Which hospital are we even going to?"
00:37 And the doctor turns and goes, "We're not going to a hospital.
00:40 You need to see the ocean one last time."
00:43 [laughter]
00:45 (audience laughing)