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00:00 What I always find a bit uncomfortable is when you have an appointment with someone in the city to drink coffee or something,
00:09 and you drink coffee, and at some point the coffee is finished, so the appointment is over.
00:15 And then you walk to the door together and say goodbye, and you say "bye, bye, it was very nice, we have to do something else, yes, we have to do something else,
00:21 okay, bye", and then you step outside and it turns out you still have to go the same way.
00:26 I can't stand that, you know? Because then you both happen to cycle together,
00:32 and then I prefer to pretend that my bike is somewhere else.
00:38 And then I notice, oh, we're going the same way, and then I'm like, oh, haha,
00:42 and then I walk around the whole block to prevent me from having to say goodbye again,
00:47 and then actually better, with those bikes, because otherwise it wouldn't work the first time.
00:51 It's really, oh, but really, so nice to see you, really so cool, but really, how good that it's going so well with you,
00:56 but really, very nice, although it wasn't that nice.
01:00 And then someone can also go cycling with you, but you live there, don't you?
01:05 Oh, well, then we can say goodbye again on the bike, actually, so, well, but really nice, seriously nice.
01:12 Okay, then now really, really, oh, still not really, and that the whole route is cycled with you, that's possible.
01:19 And I think that's what I'm secretly afraid of,
01:23 that in the end it turns out that the person just lives with me at home.