Writer Marhoom chori ka idea lenay aya kaam... phir kya howa? masti say bhari video

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00:00 We have a writer with us during the break.

00:02 He has come with a wish to write our show.

00:06 He has not dropped his CV. He has dropped here.

00:09 Let's talk to him. What is the matter?

00:11 Which writer was he? He was writing a new drama.

00:14 He is not the writer who says you should do something new in your show.

00:19 Yes. - But he said something new.

00:21 She has proved to be a woman of knowledge.

00:23 Is that so? You are such a writer?

00:25 Yes. I feel very fortunate

00:29 that I am here amongst you.

00:31 This is our good fortune.

00:33 I reject you as a writer. - Why?

00:36 I approve only of Danish Bhai as a writer.

00:40 I didn't understand. In one line, you said 'bhai' and 'approved'.

00:43 Mr. Arun, I am sure that despite all this

00:49 you must have been fed up of doing a show

00:53 that you are not getting a rating.

00:54 I will tell you how your TRP will increase.

00:57 We are getting a top TRP.

00:59 Sir, that is the area of intelligence.

01:00 Do you know who is the mind behind it?

01:02 Who? - Your servant.

01:04 I don't know what kind of people you have gathered.

01:08 I will gather a team for you.

01:10 Just like I gathered them during the time of intelligence.

01:12 What?

01:13 What is the name of our show?

01:15 Our show is called 'Hoshiyaariya'.

01:18 We have kept the same name.

01:20 I will give you some ideas. - Yes.

01:23 Because I want something different.

01:25 I see. - You know what you should do?

01:27 Yes. - You should start your show

01:29 with a drama segment.

01:31 I will tell you.

01:34 I won't give you general ideas. I will be specific.

01:36 You should make a railway station.

01:38 Oh, God! - You should make an airport.

01:40 You should make a Chaudhary's den, Hiranja.

01:42 Forget everything else.

01:43 You should install a tuber here.

01:45 Yes. - We have done all that.

01:47 Really? - Yes.

01:48 Then the content will be great. Send me the link.

01:51 I know this writer. - How?

01:54 Send him to the Lariat. - Why?

01:57 He writes on the walls. - What?

01:59 He doesn't have any bad intentions.

02:00 Tell me what should be done before the drama?

02:05 You should do nothing but monologue.

02:08 I see. - And after the drama

02:09 you should do at least two segments.

02:10 You shouldn't just have a chat with them. - Then?

02:13 You should put a centre stage here.

02:15 You should make two characters.

02:17 You should leave something. - We are doing that.

02:19 If you are doing that, then listen to a new idea.

02:22 You should make a time machine like a telephone booth.

02:24 You should put it here.

02:25 You should bring people from the past.

02:27 We are doing that already.

02:30 Then send me the link. The content will be great.

02:32 Actually, you didn't come to take a job.

02:36 You came to take the link of our show.

02:38 Sir, you are giving so many new ideas.

02:41 If you get hired here, what will you charge?

02:45 I will charge whatever is appropriate.

02:47 I was charging Rs. 2 crores for a month from the last show.

02:51 Rs. 2 crores? - Yes.

02:53 That is too much. Keep charging Rs. 3500.

02:55 I was charging Rs. 2 crores. They were not giving.

02:59 How long did you work in the last show?

03:01 Five minutes.

03:02 What? - Five minutes?

03:04 I was in the gate.

03:07 I was getting slapped.

03:08 Sir, it is the idea of the big people.

03:12 The small people execute it. - I see.

03:15 I am telling you. I read personalities well.

03:18 This man is great.

03:20 I want him to do comedy. He will do it well.

03:22 He is a famous comedian.

03:25 Send him to me. - Okay.

03:27 I will do the same to him.

03:30 Where do you rate him as a writer?

03:34 I am right here.

03:36 How can you tolerate all this?

03:39 I can't tolerate it.

03:40 No problem. I am sure he is the only man

03:43 who gets fired before getting hired.

03:47 I have an idea for him. - Yes.

03:50 Keep two associates who don't do any work.

03:52 I am giving you an idea.

04:00 Make a YouTube channel. It will be famous.

04:03 But don't do it alone. Keep a small thing with you.

04:06 How can we use Charlie in our show?

04:15 Sing and dance.

04:17 He is a man.

04:20 What can be his best role?

04:22 I think he can be a bangle-wearing pajama.

04:26 I know he can get a job.

04:29 We have a guest in our show.

04:31 Yes. - What do you think of him?

04:33 Keep him.

04:34 He is a son of a rich man.

04:39 The way I am sitting, I think you should do a good deed.

04:44 What did you do?

04:46 He has gathered all the information.

04:50 But he doesn't know that we are already executing ideas.

04:54 Give us a new idea.

04:56 I have ideas. - What?

04:57 A writer came from here. I don't know who he is.

04:59 He came from here and sat here.

05:01 He sat on his legs. - Okay.

05:03 We all came from here. - Okay.

05:05 We saw him. - Yes.

05:06 Some have good legs, some have good hair.

05:08 Some have good legs.

05:09 And he starts hitting.

05:11 No. You will understand.

05:14 A theft idea.

05:15 You are so well-known.

05:19 You don't ask.

05:21 You are a writer.

05:23 You got married.

05:24 Don't you think.. - I don't think I will get married.

05:28 Let him ask a question.

05:30 Ask a question. - Yes.

05:32 Don't you think.. - She can be with me.

05:34 This is a fixed word.

05:38 Wow. - Don't you think..

05:40 You think marriage is important?

05:41 Don't you think he will reject me?

05:44 Don't you think.. - I am old.

05:47 Don't you think.. - Am I beautiful?

05:51 Don't you think.. - I have given up.

05:56 Don't you think.. - Ask a question.

05:59 Irza. - Marriage is very important.

06:02 No. It is already done.

06:05 It is for him.

06:07 She is telling Irza.

06:09 Do you understand? - Yes. - Our co-host..

06:11 She is also.. - She is looking for him.

06:15 I will give you an advice.

06:18 Go to literature. - Okay.

06:20 And don't use a crane.

06:23 I think it will fall.

06:24 She is not a writer. She is a star.

06:28 It has fallen.

06:30 No. She is a good lady.

06:31 No. It has fallen from a crane.

06:34 Congratulations.

06:36 It has reached a new level.

06:38 Don't you think Irza should be a part of the drama

06:42 as a co-host?

06:44 It will give a flavour.

06:45 Yes. That is a good question.

06:47 Irza is a good artist.

06:48 Do you want to do it?

06:50 If I have a good caliber, I will do it.

06:53 Yes.

06:54 I won't sit with him in the police station.

06:57 No. - No.

06:58 We will put him in the police station.

07:01 Ms. Mint, you have become Deepika.

07:02 I will give you a new idea.

07:05 Your show will get four stars.

07:08 How? - Start a segment.

07:10 What? - You need some research.

07:12 This should be a new idea.

07:13 This is new. - It should be a new idea.

07:15 But you need to do research. - Okay.

07:17 The name of the segment will be 'Wow'.

07:19 You didn't see. I will do it.

07:23 You are copying my intelligence.

07:25 Just change its name. - Yes.

07:32 Cut its legs. - Yes.

07:33 Give it a long leg.

07:35 No. It is okay. You can call it anything.

07:37 Yes. - It will sit on your face.

07:40 I am in the drama and flanks.

07:44 What else can I do?

07:46 You can marry.

07:48 Let's see.

07:50 What is it?

07:52 We are not looking for a groom.

07:55 We want a boy. - You are not looking for a groom.

07:58 We are looking for a groom.

08:02 You are looking for a groom.

08:04 (audience laughing)

08:07 [APPLAUSE]

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