Agha Majid Ka Pargaya AI Arzu Say Jor, Airport Par Gaon Walun Nay Machadiya Shor

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00:00 Friends, it happens that we hear a new word in life,

00:02 whether it is of our own language, English or any other language.

00:05 We don't understand its meaning.

00:08 So what do we do?

00:09 First, we try to guess.

00:11 But when we can't even guess, we see how it is used in a sentence.

00:16 When we see its use in a whole sentence,

00:19 we understand that it means this will happen.

00:22 To understand it, we have to see its friendship and its association with people.

00:28 Similarly, you are like a word and your life is like a sentence.

00:32 Your friends and people around you

00:36 tell you the real meaning and purpose of your life.

00:41 If you keep a word with good words, it becomes a blessing.

00:45 If you keep the same word with bad words, it can become a curse.

00:50 So it's better if you want the meaning and purpose of your life to improve,

00:55 gather people around you

00:58 who will take your meaning, purpose and greatness to the next level.

01:02 Let's start today's show with this message.

01:05 Let's take you to the airport and see what's happening there.

01:09 Good morning. Welcome to the passport control office.

01:13 To speak in Urdu, press 1.

01:16 For English, press 2.

01:18 How can I help you, sir?

01:22 Tell me where the next flight is going and when.

01:25 The next flight is going to New York.

01:29 At 9.21 pm.

01:33 - Thank you. - 9.21 pm?

01:36 Yes.

01:37 I think they have changed the staff and now they are AI robots.

01:41 I feel very sad. I have seen many airports like this.

01:44 Even Singapore airport.

01:46 - There are no staff. - Unemployment will increase.

01:49 Unemployment will increase.

01:50 Which time should I book the ticket, sir?

01:53 - Do you know why there are pauses? - Why?

01:55 Because the words are read differently in the inventory.

02:02 - Right. - 1, 2, 9, 3, New.

02:05 - New is read differently. - Right.

02:07 - New York. - Yes.

02:08 York is read differently.

02:10 Thank you for wasting my time.

02:12 - Do you know why there are pauses? - Why?

02:18 The voltage is cut. The computer is not working.

02:21 - It is a robot. - Are you an AI?

02:23 I am an AI and I am trained this way.

02:27 But the AI robots will have faces.

02:33 The one who has those faces will get paid.

02:36 - No, there will be new faces. - What?

02:39 Don't you make new faces with AI applications?

02:41 - Thank you. - One moment.

02:42 - One moment. Go back. - Go back.

02:44 Why? Are you a donkey?

02:46 Good morning.

02:48 Hello.

02:51 How can I help you?

02:53 Because you have a headache.

02:55 AI is an artificial robot.

02:57 - Yes. - Isn't it a good thing?

02:59 No. It is good.

03:00 Otherwise, I would have been looking at my mobile.

03:02 Where would you like to go, sir?

03:06 Where?

03:08 To play with robots.

03:11 La, ah, ah, ah, not.

03:13 Mr. Chaudhary, we saw you at the airport for the first time.

03:17 Where have you come from?

03:18 I am going to America to meet my children.

03:20 - I see. Wow. - You know what?

03:22 - Haroon. - Yes.

03:24 I have been busy lately.

03:26 But how can you leave the mansion with Rakhi?

03:30 - Rakhi is behind me. - Yes.

03:32 But you can think of it as my photocopy.

03:36 I am not there. He will take care of the village.

03:39 Everything is his responsibility.

03:41 I am saying that he will do a better job.

03:43 - But Rakhi.. - That's not the matter.

03:44 You don't know that when I became Chaudhary..

03:47 - Yes. - I fainted for a few days.

03:50 I am saying that your opponent cannot compete.

03:54 He doesn't need to read shoes. He is a very intelligent man.

03:56 - Yes. - No.

03:58 I mean to say that it is not necessary

04:02 that every man should be as innocent as you are.

04:04 Without a boarding pass,

04:06 travelling can cause a defect in the sky.

04:10 He has made a heart too.

04:11 - This robot.. - Yes.

04:14 This is making a heart on the side by making a boarding card.

04:17 - Yes. - I think I am going to the Tampu's

04:19 and not the airport.

04:20 Pick a boarding pass.

04:23 Boarding pass.

04:24 Boarding pass.

04:26 - Boarding pass. - He is switching off.

04:28 Boarding pass. Boarding pass.

04:29 Pick it.

04:31 I will buy this.

04:36 First tell me this.

04:38 You have come alone.

04:40 Did anyone come with you to see you off?

04:42 - Haroon, what is this? I am against this. - What?

04:46 - Not a single person is going abroad. - Yes.

04:48 40 people have to board the airport.

04:50 - Yes. - It is like that.

04:51 You are the one who is going abroad.

04:53 That means, there are 60 people going abroad.

04:56 - Yes. - There are 600 people at the airport.

04:58 - Yes. - It is like that.

05:00 You did a good thing because you were the first four.

05:02 For this, I have finished this thing.

05:08 I am going to my daughters for a few days.

05:10 - Yes. - I have not brought anyone from the village.

05:13 In fact, I don't let anyone know about this.

05:15 - That Chaudhary is going abroad. - Yes.

05:17 - You had to do one more thing. - Yes.

05:19 You should have put blankets on the bed.

05:22 And you should have sung a song at night.

05:24 They would have thought that Chaudhary is inside.

05:25 Otherwise, where would you have collected so many pillows?

05:28 New York flight Hoshi Aryan.

05:31 Zero. Four. Two. Zero.

05:35 Ready for departure. Thank you.

05:38 Your flight number is 420.

05:40 What is this Hoshi Aryan program?

05:43 Do you have anything to say?

05:45 - You should have told us. - What happened?

05:47 You left yesterday. Did you steal from the village?

05:49 Tell me. Where did you come from?

05:51 I told you about the village.

05:53 Now, I have come from a foreign country.

05:55 - Danya, actually.. - I was going to push you.

05:58 - Danya, you have lost your mind. - What?

06:01 I went to America. I sent girls and boys.

06:03 - I sent visa and tickets. - Yes.

06:04 But I am very angry about this.

06:06 I am angry that I have to come with 40 people.

06:09 - Yes. - Okay?

06:10 And you have seven villages.

06:12 If I had told the village that I am going to America..

06:15 - Yes. - ..the villages would have been united.

06:18 - No one would have come to drop me. - Yes.

06:20 Then I would have been in trouble.

06:22 So, this was the fear.

06:25 I have read the metal in my ears.

06:30 - Actually, you should have told us. - What happened?

06:33 - That you are going to America. - Yes.

06:34 You should have worn these bangles and pyjamas.

06:40 It is obvious that there are many desi people in America.

06:43 No, aunt. I have taken the props of the dancers there.

06:48 - Who are they? - Michael Jackson and Jeet Deep.

06:53 - Okay. - The dancers who dance like this.

06:55 - Yes. - Yes.

06:56 - Now, you go and come back safely. - Absolutely.

06:59 - Don't say anything. - No, I won't.

07:02 You don't look like you are from here. You were from there.

07:04 There is a good thing about going back.

07:06 If you don't look good, you don't talk well.

07:10 - Here is the sweet. - You have brought it for the sweets.

07:12 No, no. My sister lives in California.

07:16 - Yes, California. - Give it to her.

07:18 Danya, the sweets you have brought are not from California.

07:22 America is not a small country. It is Delhi.

07:25 Listen, you sit in the flat. No one tells you.

07:29 There is a seat below the plane. You can sit there.

07:32 Say hello to them.

07:34 There is a seat below the plane.

07:37 Baba Danya, have you ever sat in a plane?

07:39 - Yes, a few times. - My sister lives in California.

07:42 No one talks like that.

07:44 - You sit in the seat below the plane. - Yes.

07:46 Tell them that you have come to California.

07:49 - That is... - The one who comes to California

07:51 - he will be the one to push you. - Has anyone seen this movie?

07:55 - No. - No one has seen it?

07:57 - We have seen it. - Yes, I have seen it.

08:00 - It is very old. - Yes, I have seen it.

08:03 - Biscuit. - Biscuit.

08:05 - Yes. - Don't mix it with anything.

08:08 - Yes. - Look at this royal fort.

08:09 And this is Fardaws dancing.

08:11 There were round pipes all around.

08:16 You see them.

08:18 When you see them, you see a picture.

08:21 Look, he is riding a horse. He was turning it.

08:24 - Yes. - The horse looked like it was running.

08:26 - The one you see in front of you. - Yes.

08:29 He was standing like a ice cream cone.

08:32 - He was standing on a wooden stand. - Yes.

08:36 He kept the stand on the top.

08:38 If three kids come, it will be a house full.

08:41 In our village, once a wooden stand fell on the house.

08:46 - Okay. - He kept the camera on the wall.

08:47 The girl was sitting on the wall.

08:50 All of you are very funny.

08:53 I am taking my young friend from the airport.

09:00 Don't worry. What happened?

09:01 - You left for 15 days. - No.

09:05 No one can stop you from going. Go.

09:07 I went to the airport. I didn't come back.

09:10 How can you say this?

09:12 I left Rakhay alone, sir.

09:16 Rakhay, where did you go?

09:17 Sir, when I left the house, I was in a hurry.

09:22 I got on the bus and reached Lahore.

09:24 I don't understand your story.

09:27 - Why? - He got on the bus and reached Lahore.

09:30 Sir, you went to Nera's house in the village.

09:33 I was there.

09:36 Sir!

09:38 Sir!

09:43 Hazard environment. Hazard environment.

09:46 Sir, I will pick up his legs.

09:53 Be brave. You shouldn't go with a stranger.

09:55 Do you have legs in America?

09:59 If you come, then you can pick them up.

10:02 Oh, my dear sister!

10:06 I will hit you if you don't come.

10:10 - Be brave. - It's true that

10:12 strangers don't listen to us.

10:14 Rakhay, be brave.

10:20 Drink water. Nothing will happen.

10:22 I came after 15 days.

10:24 - This is the world's fair. - What world's fair?

10:28 I am dead because of you.

10:30 - He will die. - Give him water.

10:33 Water. Water.

10:35 Do you know what this is?

10:37 It's the sound of a bus running.

10:39 A little water for you.

10:43 Give him water.

10:44 There is a theft.

10:46 Rakhay, did someone go to the mosque?

10:49 No one.

10:50 Catch him.

10:53 - Be careful. - Where are you?

10:55 - Sir, you go out. - Yes.

10:58 - Listen. - Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.

11:01 The village is in a mess.

11:03 Why have you come?

11:05 Mr. Chaudhary has served the village all his life.

11:09 - True. - He took care of us.

11:11 He is our brother.

11:14 - He is our brother. - Yes.

11:16 Mr. Chaudhary, I have kept

11:18 the butter and the buttermilk in the tiffin.

11:22 - Haroon, sing a song. - Yes.

11:25 "I have kept the butter and the buttermilk in the tiffin."

11:30 "I have kept it for father."

11:33 - Of course, father is the one. - Yes.

11:35 Why not? He is the son of my village.

11:38 He is my daughter. He is my son.

11:39 Mr. Chaudhary, he has cooked food for you.

11:42 You don't have to eat the food of a flight.

11:45 No, you don't understand.

11:47 Do you know what the theft is?

11:49 We have a relative in the washing machine.

11:54 He doesn't live in the washing machine. He lives in Washington.

11:56 - Oh! - He lives in Washington.

11:59 - Yes. - May God bless you.

12:00 - Oh, my God! - I am tired.

12:02 I want to charge myself.

12:05 If you need anything, you can ask my partner.

12:09 Thank you.

12:10 It's okay. It's okay.

12:14 - This is your property. - Yes.

12:16 I will send you to Washington.

12:18 Mr. Chaudhary, do you see?

12:20 This is special.

12:22 I have been cooking this for the whole night.

12:24 - Oh, my God! - I am ready to live anywhere.

12:27 - Wow! - This is also hot.

12:30 - This is also hot. - Mr. Chaudhary,

12:31 you know, this is the speciality of this village.

12:34 May God bless you with love and affection.

12:36 And Mr. Chaudhary,

12:38 we have a relative in New Jersey.

12:41 New Jersey!

12:42 New Jersey! Wow!

12:44 - New Jersey! - You are a brother in life.

12:47 - Do you know New Jersey? - Yes.

12:50 I feel like giving you a ride to the Pentagon.

12:53 - New Jersey is in the Pentagon. - Yes.

12:55 - Do you know? - Yes.

12:56 - You will get what you give to people. - Yes.

12:59 You will get a car.

13:02 - Wow! - He will come and take you.

13:05 My Chaudhary is driving.

13:08 - Oh! - What happened?

13:12 I think this is a bad land.

13:13 - Sorry. - Overcharge.

13:16 - Take out the wire. - Flight delay.

13:17 - Flight delay. - Cut the wire.

13:19 - Flight delay. - Cut the wire.

13:20 - Flight delay. - Cut the wire.

13:21 - Cut the wire. - Thank you.

13:24 - Here are your boxes. - Thank you.

13:27 Chaudhary, don't forget my box of ice.

13:30 - Take it. - Yes.

13:31 I will carry it in my bag.

13:34 - If you have any doubts. - Yes.

13:36 I will get bored and make him sit on my seat.

13:39 This is the last call for Chaudhary.

13:43 Your departure is ready.

13:45 - Your departure is ready. - Your departure is ready.

13:48 The ship will leave the dead body.

13:50 I don't know how you will go out, Chaudhary.

13:53 - What happened? - If you go out there.

13:56 Our village will be in a war.

13:58 You know there will be a problem. Who will decide?

14:01 - What happened? - Chaudhary, a big incident has happened.

14:04 - What? - At least 50 people will be killed there.

14:07 - Blood will flow like rivers. - What happened?

14:10 What are you saying?

14:11 Blood flows like rivers?

14:14 - Chaudhary, that boatman. - Yes.

14:16 He hit the motorcycle and broke our boat.

14:18 Find out who he is and tell me who he is.

14:21 Chaudhary, all that water will be in the boat.

14:27 He will cut the rope and swim.

14:29 He will not cut the rope. He will cut his luggage.

14:32 What is this?

14:35 If 50-60 people come together, the boat will be finished.

14:39 You go. I will see. I will decide on your behalf.

14:43 How will you go back from the airport?

14:45 He is the one who will decide.

14:46 But he is the one who decides the boat.

14:48 - Why? - Look at his face.

14:50 (audience laughing)

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