Dr. Shaheer Ki Shayari Nojawano Ke Naam, Quaid Ka Gana Barish Mai Motorcycle Walo Ke Naam
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00:00 "Be careful, be careful."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:03 Now we have with us Qaid and our dear and beloved Dr. Tahir Shaheer.
00:09 Wow! - Doctor, why? Why this guy?
00:12 I have lost my mind. - I have lost my mind.
00:16 I used to have a car.
00:18 Let me tell you something. - Yes.
00:21 Qaid called me and said, "Look, Irza, when I come to the next show"
00:25 "I will bring a car with me."
00:28 Have you remembered anything in this week?
00:30 I feel like the deceased has combed his hair.
00:35 Wow! - Wow!
00:37 Very good. Very good.
00:39 Qaid, what have you brought today?
00:41 I have a song for the bike riders.
00:42 They get drenched in the rain on the roads.
00:46 So I have a song for them.
00:48 Last time, a car got drenched. - Yes.
00:50 A motorcycle got drenched.
00:51 It is slowly getting better.
00:53 It will get dry if you keep singing.
00:55 Last time, I got drenched.
00:57 Now I saw the bike riders getting drenched.
00:59 So I wrote a song for them. - Wow!
01:01 You saw the bike riders getting drenched.
01:03 I remembered something. - Yes.
01:05 Usually, car drivers don't think
01:09 whether the water splashes on the bike or not.
01:13 And they often explain the reason.
01:16 They say, "What can I do? It is water."
01:19 "Water will fly. This will happen. That will happen."
01:21 Nothing of that sort happens.
01:23 If you drive with respect like a man
01:26 then you shouldn't get drenched.
01:27 And you should think that some people are like that.
01:31 They have to offer prayers with their clothes. - Yes.
01:33 They have to keep their clothes clean. - That's right.
01:35 So you are committing a sin.
01:37 But sir, the car drivers who do such things.. - Yes.
01:40 Some bike riders say..
01:43 "It is a waste of money."
01:46 You have been very considerate.
01:49 I take care of the bike riders.
01:52 I see. - Yes.
01:53 The bike riders were telling me.
01:55 I see. - When they get a car.. - Yes.
01:59 They have been asked many times.
02:01 The tyres have been asked, "How does it rain?"
02:03 When a guest comes to their house.. - Yes.
02:06 They ask the other cars, "How is the world outside?"
02:10 They ask each other, "Why are you so wet?"
02:14 He is a big.. - When they get a car
02:17 they keep an iron behind them.
02:18 Gokha takes care of the bike. - I see.
02:21 He takes care of it.
02:22 Yes.
02:24 "It rained and all my clothes got wet."
02:30 Wow! - "It rained and my bike got wet."
02:37 Wow!
02:38 "It rained and the wheels started spinning."
02:45 "It rained and the roads started looking like a palace."
02:51 Wow! - Wow!
02:52 "The water started getting dirty."
02:57 "It was very cold."
03:01 "My bike doesn't run on these wet roads."
03:14 "I am scared every moment."
03:20 "I pray every moment."
03:26 "My bike should be made."
03:33 "My bike should be made."
03:39 "My bike should be made."
03:43 "It rained and all my clothes got wet."
03:49 "It rained and my bike got wet."
03:59 Wow! - Wow!
04:01 Wow! - Amazing!
04:02 Thank you. - Very good.
04:04 Now, the melodious one.
04:05 Where is he? He was the one who was shouting.
04:08 Doctor, what have you brought for us?
04:12 It is a poem about the youth.
04:13 "Don't torture your lovers so much."
04:17 Wow! - Wow!
04:19 "Don't torture your lovers so much."
04:21 "Don't spread lies. Don't put filters."
04:24 Wow! - Wow!
04:26 Then he would have said, "I didn't bring it for Malaika."
04:28 "Don't spread lies. Don't put filters."
04:33 "And my Danish style."
04:35 "I am not a wife who has been killed."
04:37 "The bullet is falling. Don't scratch your head."
04:41 Wow! - Wow!
04:42 Wow! - Wow!
04:45 "The bullet is falling. Don't scratch your head."
04:47 But how can a small hair fall from a head?
04:50 A hair fall can fall from the head like this.
04:52 And the last one is for you.
04:58 "Stop following Snapchat and Instagram."
05:00 Leave it. - You can't handle it.
05:02 "Stop following Snapchat and Instagram."
05:06 "Girls don't get wooed. Don't woo them."
05:09 "I had a chain smoker from X."
05:13 "I said, 'Either brush your teeth daily or don't smile.'"
05:16 Wow!
05:18 "And no one gives you the time to rest."
05:21 Wow! - Wow!
05:22 "No one gives you the time to rest."
05:25 "I told you not to eat so much soil in your childhood."
05:27 Wow! - Wow!
05:29 "And it doesn't matter. The cost of soap is also different."
05:32 Wow! - "It doesn't matter. The cost of soap is also different."
05:36 "So it's better that you don't take a bath daily."
05:40 "And I'm used to talking in my sleep, darling."
05:43 Wow! - "I'm used to talking in my sleep, darling."
05:47 "Wife, don't come in my dreams to listen."
05:49 Wow! - Wow!
05:51 This is a big dream. - Wow!
05:53 "I'm used to talking in my sleep, darling."
05:56 "You are my body, mind and wealth."
05:58 Thank God! - Wow!
05:59 Wow! - Wow!
06:01 What a great opportunity to stop the couplet.
06:03 He thought it was a poem.
06:07 "Unbonded, two and a half minds."
06:10 Yes. - "And nature has made the night to rest."
06:15 Wow! - "And nature has made the night to rest."
06:19 "Don't waste it kissing the hand free."
06:21 Wow! - Wow!
06:24 Amazing!
06:25 Only the person who has done all this can understand this.
06:31 Absolutely.
06:32 No, he is saying this. Let me explain.
06:35 Hand free is very expensive these days.
06:38 Hand free is around Rs. 50,000-70,000.
06:41 So, some people are used to
06:44 cleaning their expensive things at night and kissing them.
06:48 But it's possible that what you have said is not in his mind.
06:51 What else could it be? - He is right.
06:53 Poet's mind is like a pen.
06:56 What else could it be? - Yes.
06:59 I can't think of anything else.
07:00 Okay, son. Hand free is more expensive than hand free.
07:05 No, that's not what he meant.
07:06 That's not what he meant.
07:07 He meant that you should not do the things
07:11 that you do all night.
07:14 So, hand free.. - And no one knows about this.
07:17 The worst thing is that you should stop it first.
07:22 Wow!
07:23 Sir, what is this? I don't know.
07:24 Sir, what a beautiful thing.
07:26 Then tell us whether you should stop it first or he should.
07:30 No..
07:31 Sir, there is one more thing. You go to sleep. I am listening.
07:35 But this was not the case in our times.
07:36 Son, those were the times of decency.
07:38 Oh, God!
07:39 In our times, God forbid, stars used to fall.
07:42 Okay.
07:43 And it was also written that no one should touch it.
07:45 No one should touch it.
07:46 Okay. - So, it's the same thing.
07:48 There is communication between both.
07:50 They are communicating.
07:52 There is no commission. It's a video call.
07:54 You used to put perfume on the letter.
07:57 You are from our times.
08:01 They are still talking about the package.
08:03 We used to go to Shikir's house
08:05 and break his 100 pieces of clothes.
08:08 We used to make a car and take it to Kaka.
08:11 Mr. Salim used to call me at night.
08:14 He used to tell me to stop it first.
08:17 Then I remembered my sister-in-law.
08:18 She used to say, 'Saleem, stop talking nonsense.'
08:20 Mr. Haroon, you are from the times
08:23 when you broke the petals of flowers
08:25 and wrote 'She loves me, she loves me not'.
08:27 No, I don't know what you are saying.
08:29 It's the struggle period.
08:30 Stop it. - What is this story?
08:32 If you love someone a lot
08:34 you take a flower and start removing its petals.
08:38 If there is a single petal left
08:40 and it says, 'She loves me'
08:42 it means she loves you.
08:43 What is this, dear?
08:44 She was in a coma. Couldn't she ask?
08:46 It used to be a sign.
08:49 It's a sign of nature.
08:51 It's the sign of nature. Go and eat shoes.
08:53 Yes.
08:54 You must have done that too.
08:55 You broke the bangles. - Yes.
08:57 No, I didn't. - What is this story?
09:00 I didn't do it.
09:01 You broke the bangles. - No, I didn't.
09:03 What are you saying?
09:04 It used to be like this.
09:07 I didn't do it.
09:08 You used to do this. - Wait a minute.
09:10 What did you do to the bangles?
09:11 Like this. - Oh, God!
09:13 I used to do it.
09:15 The bangles did this to you.
09:17 I did this. - Okay.
09:21 He used to break it.
09:23 Okay, on the hand.
09:23 If the piece was very fine
09:26 he would love you less.
09:28 If it was a little big, then..
09:30 Oh!
09:32 She loves you.
09:33 She broke it. - I kept breaking it.
09:35 You kept breaking the glass.
09:37 Mr. Agha, let's clear one thing.
09:39 If it was a bangle, a girl would do this.
09:41 Did boys do this?
09:42 Boys used to do this.
09:43 What?
09:44 Why? Boys..
09:45 How many bangles do you have?
09:46 There was a game called 'Flame'.
09:51 Okay. - The boys and girls used to write their names.
09:54 And on some basis, as their letters would omit
09:58 the letters of their names
09:59 they would write F, L, A.
10:02 Something like this.
10:03 Yes. If it's F, it means you have a friendship.
10:06 If it's L, it means you love each other.
10:08 If it's A, it means you are in a relationship.
10:10 Oh! - Yes.
10:12 Okay.
10:13 I think no language was invented in those days.
10:16 I am..
10:18 The name of the book was 'And' and J came.
10:21 Yes. - I thought it was a joke.
10:27 Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
10:29 You can go anywhere after the break.
10:31 In this show, there is Saleem Albela and Agha Majid.
10:34 I want to ruin their friendship.
10:36 Can you do that?
10:37 No. My mother has given up.
10:40 I have to end this relationship.
10:41 (audience laughing)