Solar Opposites - Pupa’s Best Moments
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00:00 (beeping)
00:02 (explosion)
00:06 (suspenseful music)
00:13 (gasping)
00:18 - Hello?
00:23 If anyone's in here, the police are on their way.
00:25 (screaming)
00:28 (panting)
00:30 (suspenseful music)
00:33 (grunting)
00:49 (chewing)
01:00 - What?
01:01 Why are you staring at me like that?
01:02 - Well, I thought you were dead.
01:03 I saw the Duke throw you down the boo-hoo hole.
01:05 - I was lucky.
01:06 The walls were jagged with pieces of Lego.
01:08 They snagged me, broke my fall,
01:10 but hurt the whole way down.
01:12 - Well, it looks like we're matchies.
01:14 - Huh, red vines.
01:15 - Twizzlers, pull and peel.
01:17 - This is from a supply raid.
01:19 (suspenseful music)
01:22 (suspenseful music)
01:25 (suspenseful music)
01:28 (suspenseful music)
01:31 - Are we just gonna leave the pupa behind, Terry?
01:57 - He can't get out of the pupa seat,
01:58 and even if he could, he'd never stray from his pups.
02:01 - Ah.
02:04 (suspenseful music)
02:09 - The cow says.
02:18 (suspenseful music)
02:23 (suspenseful music)
02:26 - Eddie!
02:47 Ooh, you're home early.
02:49 - Katie, baby, kiss me.
02:52 (Katie groans)
02:55 - Get in here.
02:56 Still can't believe it was one year ago
03:00 to the day you got down on your knee and gave this to me.
03:03 Remember?
03:04 It was our second date.
03:05 I thought you were crazy.
03:06 - I am crazy for you.
03:08 - I swore I would never go out
03:10 with someone who worked for my dad,
03:11 but you're not like his other employees.
03:13 You're different.
03:14 Oh, how'd the sales trip go?
03:16 - Crushed it, crushed it.
03:17 - Daddy will love that.
03:19 Means he won't see it coming when we rob him blind.
03:23 - Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha.
03:28 Ah, I hate doing this because I'm the cool one
03:30 who bites the cheese right off the block
03:31 instead of cutting off a piece, but you leave me no choice.
03:34 No more iPad, no more sexy books, no more hula.
03:37 Look at him.
03:41 He's learning his lesson so hard right now.
03:43 Maybe I am the pupa expert.
03:48 - I did not know that was an option.
03:50 - Aw, he laid an apology egg.
03:53 Apology egg-cepted, pupa.
03:55 - Yeah, buddy.
03:59 - What the hell is that?
04:01 - Little buddy.
04:02 - Yeah, buddy.
04:03 - Ha ha ha, yeah, buddy.
04:07 - How the hell am I supposed to punish him
04:10 when he's palling around with a little buddy?
04:12 - Aw.
04:13 - Shit, if we had just smashed pupa's head with a hammer
04:14 and thrown him in the quarry, none of this would have happened.
04:17 (gentle music)
04:19 - This is the time of year where we are compelled
04:29 to gather and celebrate the light
04:31 of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
04:33 Thank you all for rejecting
04:35 the commercialization of the holiday.
04:37 Only here in the house of God
04:40 can your spirits truly be blessed.
04:42 - Amen.
04:43 - Sorry to interrupt the service.
04:47 I just, I've made a horrible mistake.
04:49 My son came out as a tiny bit by last week
04:52 and I kicked him out of the house.
04:55 I've ruined our lives.
04:56 I miss him so much.
04:59 (sobbing)
05:01 (gentle music)
05:03 (gentle music)
05:07 (dramatic music)
05:10 (dramatic music)
05:13 [BLANK_AUDIO]