SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD (2010) MOVIE REACTION! First Time Watching! Full Movie Review
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00:00 Citizens of the Reject Nation, it is me, Tara Erickson, alongside...
00:04 Greg Alba.
00:06 Whoa!
00:07 Spooky, and it's not even spooky season yet.
00:10 We are watching Scott Pilgrim vs. the world!
00:16 I have never seen this movie.
00:17 What about you, Gregory?
00:19 Alright, here's what happened.
00:20 When this first came out on Blu-ray, I rented it.
00:24 A lot of my first time rewatches is either "I Just Don't Remember" or "Greg Was Left."
00:28 You know, a lot back then.
00:29 So when I started this movie, I got maybe 15 minutes in and realized,
00:34 I'm not in the proper headspace to process this film.
00:37 And you turned it off?
00:38 So I turned it off.
00:40 And I...
00:41 That in the movie...
00:42 And you never went back?
00:43 And I never went back.
00:44 So that in the movie "Warrior" are the two movies I've done that with.
00:48 Oh my goodness.
00:49 Which are very different films.
00:51 I've never just finished them.
00:52 And now I'm like, "Well, let's do it. Let's finally watch this movie."
00:54 We're gonna stick to it, no matter what.
00:56 No matter what.
00:57 Where your brain goes, okay?
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01:20 Watch the entire Scott Pilgrim vs. the World with me and Gregory.
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01:25 It's like you're sitting in your house, you're watching it, but we're also there with you.
01:28 Let's get into it.
01:29 ♪
01:33 ♪
01:38 Oh.
01:39 That's neat.
01:40 It's like a Mario Brothers thing.
01:41 I believe this is based on a comic book.
01:45 Oh.
01:45 Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler?
01:48 Really?
01:49 Is she hot?
01:50 [Laughter]
01:52 That's the first question.
01:54 You've been out of high school for like 13 years.
01:56 I'm 22.
01:58 That's gross.
01:59 Have you even kissed her?
02:01 We almost held hands once, but then she got embarrassed.
02:03 So what's her name?
02:05 Knives Chow.
02:07 Knives Chow.
02:08 What?
02:09 So when do we get to meet her?
02:10 Oh, please let it be soon.
02:12 [Doorbell]
02:13 That's for me.
02:14 Oh, that's cool. A little text.
02:16 Hi.
02:17 You promise to be good?
02:19 Of course I'll be good.
02:20 Hey Knives, this is Stephen Stills.
02:22 The talent.
02:22 Good talent.
02:24 Wow.
02:25 Here, let me get your coat.
02:26 Can you play the drums?
02:28 Yes.
02:29 Awesome.
02:30 Knives, that's young Neil.
02:32 Hi.
02:33 Hi.
02:35 He just lives there.
02:36 [Laughter]
02:38 We are Sex Bob-Omb!
02:40 One, two, three, four!
02:42 [Drumroll]
02:43 Yeah!
02:44 [Music]
02:50 That's right, man.
02:51 Some sexy ass rock and rollers.
02:54 [Laughter]
02:55 [Distorted voices]
02:58 Oh, Kieran Colgan's in this.
02:59 Kieran Colgan, I love him!
03:01 [Distorted voices]
03:04 Oh, Anna Kendrick, I didn't realize.
03:06 Brie?
03:07 I did hear about that.
03:08 Oh, look at that, Captain Marvel.
03:09 I've heard that many times, yeah.
03:10 This might be the only Edgar Wright movie I didn't finish.
03:14 What?
03:14 I've seen every other one.
03:15 Oh, yeah.
03:16 But this might be the only one.
03:17 Before you hear some dirty lies from someone else,
03:19 guess I'm dating a 17-year-old.
03:20 [Beeping]
03:23 [Beeping]
03:27 Wow, even not high, this is hard to keep up.
03:29 [Laughter]
03:31 [Door slams]
03:32 17 years old, scandal.
03:33 That's not true.
03:34 Who told you?
03:35 Wallace, duh.
03:36 That gossipy bitch.
03:38 Already, Wallace?
03:39 So quick.
03:41 It's been over a year since you got dumped by
03:42 she-who-will-not-be-named, so...
03:46 Oh, there she is.
03:47 Good old Captain Marvel.
03:49 [Telephone rings]
03:52 I do not want to be here at all.
03:54 This school has boys, too.
03:56 This is like Spider-Verse before Spider-Verse.
03:58 [Laughter]
03:59 This is my cool gay roommate, Wallace Welles.
04:01 Hi.
04:01 He's gay.
04:02 Oh, do you want to know who my class is gay?
04:05 Yes, does he wear glasses?
04:06 Wallace.
04:07 [Laughter]
04:10 Here we go.
04:11 [Music]
04:15 God, I love the symmetry of these shots.
04:18 Yeah.
04:19 Like, wow.
04:20 Combo.
04:21 It's a combination of a fighting game...
04:23 It's like Mortal Kombat plus dancing.
04:26 Wow.
04:27 [Siren]
04:29 Oh, God, he wants her to pay?
04:32 Come on, Scott.
04:33 So he just wants the company, but doesn't want the actual intimacy?
04:37 Maybe he doesn't know how.
04:39 Well, I knew I personally rocked, but I never suspected that we rocked as a unit.
04:43 So, thank you, Knives.
04:45 I mean, you guys are going to be huge.
04:47 That's a hell of a transition.
04:48 Party Friday, or will you be busy?
04:51 Has issues.
04:52 Babysitting.
04:53 [Laughter]
04:54 So I guess the texts are from his perspective?
04:56 Envy Adams is so cool.
04:58 Do you read her blog?
04:59 I'm sorry, you were saying about me?
05:01 I mean, I've never gone out with anyone so talented.
05:04 I like these transitions.
05:05 I know, they're amazing.
05:06 They're cool.
05:07 [Music]
05:10 Well, they're holding hands, so there's some intimacy for you, Greg.
05:13 I mean, it's kind of creepy, though, isn't it?
05:16 It's a little bit where it's like she's...
05:17 She's a high schooler.
05:18 I would have felt better if she was 18.
05:20 [Music]
05:27 Whoa, trippy.
05:28 Huh.
05:29 So alone.
05:31 You're not alone.
05:32 You're just having some idiotic dreams.
05:35 Does that mean we can make out?
05:37 Ha ha.
05:38 Speaking of new, weren't you supposed to take your fake high school girlfriend to the library a half hour ago?
05:43 What?
05:44 It's like 6 in the morning.
05:45 [Scream]
05:47 [Laughter]
05:51 Libraries remind me of grade school.
05:53 [Music]
05:56 That's Mary.
05:57 I love her so much.
05:58 The dream girl.
05:59 Do you know that girl?
06:02 Scott!
06:03 What?
06:04 Is your girlfriend distracting you?
06:06 I'll be quieter.
06:08 Oh, oh my God.
06:10 This poor girl.
06:11 She treats her like such big shit.
06:13 Yeah.
06:14 I'm gonna go pee due to boredom.
06:16 [Laughter]
06:17 I love the way this shot is.
06:18 He's just like, what?
06:20 There is like a quirky comic book symmetry to it.
06:24 Hey, Kamala, you know everyone, right?
06:26 Yeah, pretty much I do.
06:27 Isn't there this one girl with hair like this?
06:29 Yes, that's Ramona Flowers.
06:30 [Laughter]
06:32 Oh my God.
06:33 What?
06:34 I gotta tell you though, she's a little hardcore.
06:39 Oh, wait, are we now on the hunt for Ramona Flowers?
06:43 While he's in a serious relationship with Nives Chow?
06:46 Hey, what's up?
06:48 Nothing.
06:50 Hey, you know Pac-Man?
06:51 Look at his cup.
06:53 Well, Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man.
06:57 They changed it because people would scratch out the P,
07:00 turn it into an F, like.
07:02 Oh, God.
07:04 He stalked her until she left.
07:08 That's amazing.
07:09 I heard she has a boyfriend.
07:10 Yes, a guy back in New York.
07:12 She's on another level.
07:15 She has men dying at her feet.
07:17 She's got some battle scars, dude.
07:19 She sounds like a complicated woman.
07:21 Complicatedly cool.
07:23 Scott, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona,
07:25 even if you haven't had a real girlfriend in over a year.
07:28 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:30 Great use of lighting.
07:31 Besides, I'm not even sure she did have a big breakup.
07:33 She keeps mentioning some guy named Gideon.
07:35 Yeah, I don't know what it is about that girl.
07:37 Forget it, Scott.
07:39 Wow, the whip-snap dialogue in this movie.
07:42 Love it.
07:43 I've never been so sure about something.
07:45 Then you should break up with your fake high school
07:46 girlfriend.
07:48 You're thinking of juggling two chicks?
07:49 Not even.
07:50 Wait, who told you?
07:51 Wallace, duh.
07:52 He's not even conscious.
07:53 [GIGGLING]
07:56 There is like a choreography and a dance to this movie.
07:59 Yeah, like, you got to plan out these shots hardcore.
08:03 Yeah.
08:04 It has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon.
08:06 My name is Matthew Patel, and--
08:08 Fighting soon?
08:09 Over what?
08:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:11 [GUNSHOTS]
08:13 [GUNSHOTS]
08:15 [GUNSHOTS]
08:17 Feel so bad for this girl.
08:18 Yeah.
08:19 Same.
08:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:22 I don't think--
08:23 He's doing it.
08:25 He won't.
08:26 He won't do it.
08:26 He doesn't have the balls.
08:28 The guts.
08:30 I got us a show.
08:31 Oh my gosh, Gwen!
08:33 Dude, he's not exactly the most likable guy.
08:35 Yeah, he's not.
08:36 Michael Cera makes him likeable.
08:37 He's just kind of like annoying.
08:38 Yeah.
08:40 This, like, apathetic, aloof kind of individual.
08:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:44 Hey!
08:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:47 She makes me want to dye my hair hot pink.
08:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:54 And get water blades.
08:56 Wow.
08:57 The production design is through the roof on this.
09:00 You need to sign for this, all right?
09:01 I dreamt that you were delivering me this package.
09:03 Is that weird?
09:04 It's not weird at all.
09:06 It's not.
09:07 [LAUGHTER]
09:09 Do you want to hang out sometime, get to know each other?
09:12 I say yes, we sign for your damn package.
09:13 [SWISHING]
09:15 Cool.
09:16 So yeah, 8 o'clock?
09:18 So, see, right.
09:19 I love it.
09:20 What are you doing?
09:21 Oh, I'm in between jobs at the moment.
09:24 It's a beautiful shot.
09:25 Yeah.
09:26 I think act of God is a pretty decent excuse
09:28 for a lousy date.
09:30 So this is a date, eh?
09:31 I think there's a thingy over here somewhere.
09:33 A door.
09:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:37 [MEOW]
09:37 Oh, well, well.
09:39 Getting, like, eternal sunshine vibes.
09:42 Yeah.
09:43 Especially the over-the-head shot with the footprints.
09:45 Like--
09:46 These are dreamlike choices of filmmaking.
09:49 What kind of tea do you want?
09:51 There's more than one kind?
09:52 Got into her place?
09:54 Blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea,
09:56 green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey,
09:57 liver disaster.
09:58 She's a tea gal.
09:59 Do you want me to get you a blanket?
10:01 That would actually be awesome.
10:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:04 [MEOW]
10:06 Desmond, you play this with a certain kind of aura
10:09 that--
10:10 Her?
10:10 Yeah.
10:11 Dude, I'm changing.
10:12 Ah, sorry.
10:14 Great transition.
10:15 That's awesome.
10:17 Yeah, that's very warm.
10:19 What is that?
10:21 Oh, OK.
10:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:25 [GROAN]
10:25 What?
10:27 Good for you, Scott.
10:28 But aren't you still in a relationship with Knives Chow?
10:31 Yeah, man.
10:32 What about our tea?
10:34 I can not have tea.
10:38 [GROAN]
10:40 Oh, dang.
10:41 OK.
10:42 It's going down.
10:44 I changed my mind.
10:45 I don't want to have sex with a girl.
10:47 Not right now.
10:48 Hell room.
10:50 This is nice.
10:52 Just this.
10:53 Thank you.
10:55 That's sweet.
10:57 Damn, how do they do those match cuts?
10:59 Come to the first round of this battle of the bands thing.
11:01 You have a band?
11:02 Yeah, we're terrible.
11:03 Please come?
11:04 Mm-mm.
11:05 Sure.
11:06 Can I get your number?
11:07 Oh.
11:09 Wow, girl number.
11:12 Girl number.
11:13 At the rock--
11:15 At the rock it.
11:16 Really cool.
11:17 This movie knows how to play with your senses.
11:19 I'm Stacy.
11:20 Hey.
11:21 This is Wallace, his roommate.
11:22 Hey.
11:22 This is my boyfriend, Jimmy.
11:24 Hey.
11:25 Oh, and this--
11:26 He's got glasses.
11:28 Hey.
11:30 Oh, no.
11:33 Knives.
11:34 Dude.
11:36 Bro.
11:37 [THUNDER]
11:40 [LAUGHTER]
11:42 Oh, man.
11:44 My name is Crash.
11:45 These are the boys.
11:46 They have a girl drummer.
11:48 This song is called "I Am So Sad."
11:51 Goes a little something like this.
11:52 [LAUGHTER]
11:54 [DRUM ROLL]
11:55 So sad.
11:59 Thank you.
12:00 [INAUDIBLE]
12:01 [INAUDIBLE]
12:02 No legs.
12:03 No legs.
12:04 No legs.
12:05 [INAUDIBLE]
12:08 Thank you.
12:09 Wow.
12:11 This is, like, so cool.
12:12 You see why I had a hard time keeping up with this.
12:14 Yes.
12:17 This is a nightmare.
12:19 [LAUGHTER]
12:22 We need to play now and loud.
12:24 OK.
12:26 Oh, my goodness.
12:28 [MUSIC - THE KING, "I'M SO SAD"]
12:30 Oh, no.
12:31 I take you to the lake, 'cause you're my queen.
12:38 I like that he knows the words.
12:40 [MUSIC - THE KING, "I'M SO SAD"]
12:43 I show you--
12:44 [LAUGHTER]
12:45 These little things they planted are so funny.
12:49 It's attention to detail.
12:53 And I'm so--
12:54 [EXPLOSION]
12:56 What the shit is happening?
12:59 What?
13:00 Matthew Patel, consider our fight begun.
13:06 What the fuck is going on?
13:09 [MUSIC - THE KING, "I'M SO SAD"]
13:12 Wow.
13:14 What the fuck is happening right now?
13:17 It's that one guy.
13:19 Ha!
13:20 Oh!
13:21 Whoa!
13:25 How did they do it?
13:28 What the hell?
13:29 Holy junk.
13:31 [MUSIC - THE KING, "I'M SO SAD"]
13:34 [ROAR]
13:35 [MUSIC - THE KING, "I'M SO SAD"]
13:40 Oh, is the fighting game foreshadowing this happening?
13:44 I guess.
13:45 I mean, it definitely seems that way.
13:46 That must just be the--
13:47 we'll decipher it later.
13:49 I'm Ramona's first evil ex-boyfriend.
13:54 Oh, it's Ramona that's bringing all this in.
13:58 First evil?
13:59 What does that mean?
13:59 Her first evil boyfriend.
14:01 So she's had multiple.
14:03 Whoa, cruel.
14:04 [ROAR]
14:07 Is that really Michael Cera fighting?
14:10 Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?
14:12 Oh, he's the Amazon email.
14:14 Yeah.
14:14 Oh.
14:15 [MUSIC - THE KING, "I'M SO SAD"]
14:20 Whoa!
14:21 No, it's only about the action scenes.
14:23 Whoa!
14:25 [ROAR]
14:28 [GUNFIRE]
14:31 Sweet.
14:32 Cool.
14:34 [ROAR]
14:35 Ha.
14:36 [CHOKING]
14:37 God.
14:38 [CHOKING]
14:40 Yes.
14:40 Cool.
14:42 It was football season, and for some reason,
14:45 all the little jocks wanted me.
14:46 Matthew was the only non-white, non-jock boy in town.
14:49 Oh, me?
14:50 So the two of us joined forces, and we took them all down.
14:52 Is this how the comic looks?
14:55 You'll pay for this, flowers.
14:57 [MUSIC - THE KING, "I'M SO SAD"]
15:01 Oh my god, it's also a musical?
15:03 Yes.
15:05 What?
15:05 [MUSIC - THE KING, "I'M SO SAD"]
15:11 Ah!
15:12 My goodness, what?
15:14 [MUSIC - THE KING, "I'M SO SAD"]
15:18 What the fuck?
15:19 This is so wild.
15:20 [MUSIC - THE KING, "I'M SO SAD"]
15:24 [ROAR]
15:25 [ROAR]
15:27 [ROAR]
15:28 [ROAR]
15:29 That doesn't even rhyme.
15:32 Whoa.
15:33 Whoa.
15:34 How can this be?
15:36 Open your eyes.
15:37 Maybe you'll see.
15:38 [ROAR]
15:40 [ROAR]
15:41 K.O.
15:42 That's pretty awesome.
15:43 Nice.
15:44 [CHIMES]
15:47 [ROAR]
15:49 Cool.
15:50 Tell your gay friends I said bye.
15:53 Wallace, again?
15:54 [ROAR]
15:55 Wait.
15:56 Ah.
15:57 So is this the world they live in, or is it all from Scott's head?
16:02 Good question.
16:04 You have seven evil ex-boyfriends?
16:05 Seven evil exes, yes.
16:07 And I have to fight--
16:08 Defeat.
16:09 --defeat your seven evil exes if we're going to continue to date?
16:13 Pretty much.
16:14 That's a lot of baggage.
16:15 I invited Ramona over for dinner tonight, so you can't be here.
16:19 You have to break up with knives.
16:21 But it's hard.
16:23 Give me the bacon and go do your dirt while I watch the Lucas Lee marathon.
16:26 Who's Lucas Lee?
16:27 He was a pretty good skater.
16:29 No.
16:30 There he is.
16:31 Ah.
16:32 I heard there was action in it.
16:33 I didn't realize it was like a kung fu video game.
16:34 Like how much?
16:35 I didn't realize the style.
16:37 Yeah.
16:38 [INAUDIBLE]
16:39 Bucko.
16:40 The next crime is me hanging up.
16:41 The one after that is me pulling the trigger.
16:45 [LAUGHTER]
16:47 I wanted to invite you over for dinner.
16:49 It's my birthday dinner.
16:51 I think that's a really bad idea.
16:53 God, buddy.
16:54 Break up with her.
16:55 Are you even allowed to date outside your race or whatever?
16:59 I don't care.
17:00 I've been--
17:01 Oh.
17:04 Oh, no.
17:05 Oh, no.
17:06 We should break up or whatever.
17:10 Really?
17:11 Yeah.
17:12 It's strange for things.
17:13 It's not going to work out.
17:15 Oh.
17:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:17 OK, so he did it.
17:19 I wonder what the screenplay read like for this.
17:23 How do you communicate all this?
17:25 They probably were like, listen, we can't give you a script.
17:27 We have to give you a storyboard so you understand.
17:31 From here on out, no girlfriends or girlfriend talk at practice.
17:35 It's sudden death now, OK?
17:36 OK.
17:37 Man, Scott seems like a liability.
17:39 That's for me.
17:40 That's for me.
17:41 Hey, you're here.
17:44 Yes, like you said.
17:45 Oh, her hair's blue now.
17:47 I change my hair every week and a half to get used to it.
17:50 OK, bye.
17:51 See you guys tomorrow.
17:52 She's leaving?
17:53 Oh, boy.
17:54 Dude.
17:55 This guy, he's not committed.
17:56 Uncommitted to the band.
17:59 It's actually a really hard role for Michael Cera
18:01 because he's got to make this asshole appealing.
18:05 And make it somewhat-- yeah, not so--
18:08 Off-putting.
18:09 But she did it without even making a big deal of it or anything.
18:11 She's fickle, impulsive, spontaneous.
18:14 God, what am I going to do?
18:15 What is wrong with this guy?
18:19 He's so insecure.
18:21 Will you man the hell up?
18:22 You can get to second and a half base tonight.
18:24 You think so?
18:25 If you strike out in the next hour, come find me at the castle.
18:27 If I strike out?
18:28 OK, when?
18:29 See you in 60.
18:30 [LAUGHS]
18:32 That's actually really good garlic bread.
18:34 I could honestly eat it for every meal.
18:36 You'd get fat.
18:37 No, why would I get fat?
18:38 Bread makes you fat.
18:39 Bread makes you fat?
18:40 [LAUGHS]
18:41 [LAUGHS]
18:44 [LAUGHS]
18:46 Your hair's pretty shaggy.
18:48 Oh, god, I need a haircut, don't I?
18:50 What?
18:51 I got a bad haircut right before--
18:52 [LAUGHS]
18:54 My goodness.
18:55 Now I can barely remember.
18:57 Scott is acutely aware that his last salon haircut
18:59 took place exactly 431 days ago, three hours before his big breakup.
19:04 He's been cutting his own hair ever since.
19:06 Oh, no.
19:08 That's a PTSD.
19:10 It's a trigger.
19:11 Or wouldn't it?
19:12 What?
19:13 Why are you wearing that hat?
19:14 I thought we could go for a walk.
19:16 [THUD]
19:17 Oh, my goodness.
19:19 What?
19:21 I sort of feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you.
19:23 Not that I do drugs, unless you do drugs, in which case,
19:25 I do drugs all the time.
19:26 [LAUGHS]
19:28 You need some self-approval, my friend.
19:30 Did you find the guy you're stalking?
19:32 I think I'm about to right now.
19:33 Oh, my goodness.
19:34 Mr. Lee is traveling.
19:36 Please say that it cuts to Kieran and Chris making out.
19:40 Making out.
19:41 Making out.
19:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:46 [LAUGHS]
19:48 [THUD]
19:49 I want to have his adopted babies.
19:52 Here we go.
19:53 [THUD]
19:54 [LAUGHS]
19:57 Universal music.
19:58 Oh, my god.
19:59 That clown.
20:00 [THUD]
20:01 And action.
20:03 [LAUGHS]
20:04 He calls his own action.
20:07 You dated a famous guy?
20:08 In ninth grade, we had drama.
20:10 Hey.
20:11 It's just not those little bratty.
20:12 He just followed me around.
20:13 You're a sh--
20:14 [LAUGHS]
20:15 I'm talking to you, Scott Pilgrim.
20:17 The only thing keeping me and her apart
20:19 is the two minutes it's going to take to kick your ass.
20:21 Can I have your--
20:22 [THUD]
20:23 Can I have your autograph, please?
20:24 [LAUGHS]
20:26 How's life?
20:27 He seems nice.
20:28 [THUD]
20:29 [SCREAMS]
20:31 Oh, my god.
20:32 [THUD]
20:33 [SCREAMS]
20:36 Hey.
20:38 Hey.
20:39 I'm not--
20:40 Oh.
20:41 What?
20:42 [THUD]
20:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:46 [SCREAMS]
20:47 Oh.
20:48 The double.
20:49 There's too many.
20:50 Ask him how it feels to always get his sloppy seconds.
20:52 How does--
20:53 [THUD]
20:54 [LAUGHS]
20:55 [LAUGHS]
20:56 [LAUGHS]
20:58 Whoa.
20:59 Scott is doing pretty good right now.
21:01 [LAUGHS]
21:02 Wow.
21:03 This is awesome.
21:05 How did they shoot that?
21:07 Whoa.
21:08 Oh, oh.
21:09 Yes.
21:10 Awesome.
21:11 Yes.
21:12 Cool.
21:13 Damn, these camera workers are insane.
21:16 There must be, like, some cuts in some of those zooms
21:18 when they switch it now between Michael Cera and the stunt double.
21:21 Mr. Lee.
21:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:26 Widescreen.
21:27 Oh.
21:28 [ROAR]
21:29 That is trippy.
21:30 [ROAR]
21:31 [SCREAMS]
21:33 Oh.
21:34 [HEART BEATING]
21:36 Cool.
21:37 [ROAR]
21:39 [GROANS]
21:40 [GASPS]
21:41 [GROANS]
21:43 The seven evil exes coming to kill you.
21:46 No.
21:47 Let's go get a beer.
21:48 That's great.
21:49 [LAUGHS]
21:51 But are you a pretty good skater?
21:53 Can you do a thingy on that rail?
21:55 [ROAR]
21:57 But it's icy.
21:59 You really think you can goad me into doing a trick like that?
22:02 Yeah.
22:03 There are girls watching.
22:04 [ROAR]
22:05 [LAUGHS]
22:06 [LAUGHS]
22:07 That's-- there's a little--
22:09 Oh, man.
22:10 --glimmer of sound that are amazing.
22:12 [ROAR]
22:14 [ROAR]
22:17 Wow.
22:18 [ROAR]
22:21 Sweet digs.
22:23 [ROAR]
22:25 [SCREAMS]
22:26 [ROAR]
22:27 Oh, wow.
22:29 Totally bailed.
22:30 He just dies?
22:32 Yeah, I think so.
22:33 I want a mark for a seven.
22:34 You can't say you didn't see this coming.
22:36 What?
22:39 The exes.
22:41 Oh.
22:42 [PHONE RINGING]
22:44 Hey.
22:45 Hey, Scott.
22:46 Envy?
22:47 Oh, shit.
22:48 Envy.
22:49 Been a while.
22:50 Oh, the ex-girlfriend.
22:51 Oh, Captain Marvel.
22:52 How are you?
22:53 I'm not doing so good right now.
22:54 Oh, she's siring him down.
22:56 Do you have a girlfriend?
22:58 Should I be jealous?
23:00 Yes, you should.
23:01 I have this totally awesome girlfriend
23:02 who calls me all the time.
23:04 She's America.
23:05 She's American.
23:06 I'm not telling you that.
23:07 Ramona.
23:08 I gotta go.
23:09 It's been nice chatting with you.
23:11 Wait.
23:13 Like it's a femme fatale presence.
23:15 Yeah.
23:16 Oh, hey, Knives.
23:18 You're outside?
23:19 [KNOCKING]
23:20 Scott's here.
23:21 Oh, you know what?
23:23 [SCREAMS]
23:26 Really?
23:27 Yeah.
23:28 [GRUNTS]
23:33 [LAUGHS]
23:35 [SCREAMS]
23:37 Please.
23:39 I'm really not in the mood for this.
23:41 [SCREAMS]
23:43 It's fighting an evil ghost?
23:45 Whoa.
23:48 Oh, it's a girl.
23:49 Is it one of a girl--
23:50 Ramona's bisexual.
23:51 --girls or ex?
23:52 Look, I've had it today.
23:53 Can we not do this right now?
23:54 OK, little chicken.
23:55 Next time, I'll be deadly serious next time.
23:59 What?
24:00 Never mind.
24:02 Ugh.
24:03 I love how colorful the characters are.
24:05 Yeah.
24:06 They're painted so distinctly.
24:10 So what can I [BLEEP]
24:12 How are you doing that with your mouth?
24:13 Never [BLEEP]
24:14 Mind how I'm doing it.
24:16 So I can just get my coffee over here?
24:19 Whoa.
24:20 Oh.
24:21 I totally understand if you don't want to hang out anymore.
24:23 No, no.
24:24 I want to hang.
24:25 I don't think anything can get in the way of how I shit.
24:29 How I shit.
24:31 She's just perfectly composed with the poster.
24:34 I love that.
24:36 Your hair's getting shaggy.
24:37 Yeah?
24:38 [LAUGHTER]
24:41 I'm jealous.
24:42 You're jealous?
24:43 I'm allowed.
24:45 You left me for that cocky pretty boy.
24:47 We're playing Lee's Palace.
24:49 You should so totally cum.
24:52 Wow.
24:53 Clash of Demonhead are doing a secret show tomorrow night,
24:55 and Envy asked us to open for them.
24:57 I hate you.
24:58 Whoa.
25:00 We're doing it.
25:01 We got to get some buzz going.
25:03 We need groundswell.
25:04 We need stalkers.
25:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:08 Oh my god.
25:09 That's so sad.
25:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:13 Oh, she's just a fat-ass white girl, you know?
25:16 I think you mentioned she was fat.
25:18 She's got a head start.
25:19 I mean, I didn't even know there was good music
25:21 until like two months ago.
25:24 Ramona Flower stole my Scott, but I know how to get him back.
25:30 Classic Edgar Wright shot.
25:32 Why are these women so obsessed with Scott?
25:34 I don't get it.
25:35 I don't get it.
25:37 Maybe he has a vibe, and you really just
25:39 have to be there to feel it.
25:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:44 Oh, I thought I was going to be here.
25:46 Oh.
25:47 A hello.
25:49 I can't eat it.
25:51 Who is that girl again?
25:52 Scott dated her.
25:53 Briefly.
25:54 Briefly.
25:55 How old is she?
25:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:58 I got to be here.
25:59 Oh, her?
26:00 I got to be.
26:01 This movie could have easily been overly excessive,
26:04 but it manages to be very tangible.
26:06 Yeah.
26:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:09 Oh, Red Rose.
26:10 Oh, yeah?
26:11 Yeah.
26:13 I know.
26:14 Oh, yeah?
26:15 She dated him.
26:16 Oh.
26:17 Her other exes.
26:19 Amazing.
26:20 Envy Adams would like you all to come backstage.
26:22 All of us?
26:23 Did I?
26:24 Stutter.
26:25 [LAUGHS]
26:26 It's cool how, like, even the actors we're familiar with
26:29 are still playing, like, something different.
26:31 Yeah.
26:32 They're not just doing what they normally do here.
26:34 Even Aubrey Plaza.
26:35 It's been a while.
26:37 Mm-hmm.
26:38 I'm Envy.
26:40 I read your blog.
26:41 Scott and Ramona.
26:43 So bad for them.
26:44 Ramona lived in New York.
26:46 Played the chaos theater for Gideon.
26:48 You know him, right?
26:49 I've kissed the lips that kiss you.
26:51 [GASPS]
26:53 [GASPS]
26:54 Oh.
26:55 What the hell just happened?
26:57 Because she kissed Gideon Gideon's ex.
27:00 You punched the highlights out of her hair.
27:03 Oh, no.
27:04 He punched the highlights out of her hair.
27:07 [LAUGHS]
27:10 You punched the highlights out of her hair.
27:13 Oh, my god.
27:15 [LAUGHS]
27:16 That's--
27:17 [GASPS]
27:18 You [BLEEP]
27:19 You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.
27:21 [GASPS]
27:22 Oh.
27:23 Oh, no.
27:24 Oh.
27:25 [ROARING]
27:29 I love this thing with the letterboxes show
27:31 where it going into a fight scene.
27:33 Todd's vegan.
27:34 [ROARING]
27:36 Oh, no.
27:37 It's like an anime character.
27:39 I partake not in the meat, nor the breast milk,
27:42 nor the ovum of any creature with a face.
27:46 Short answer, being vegan just makes
27:48 you better than most people.
27:49 [LAUGHS]
27:53 I was only dating Lucas until the minute Todd walked by.
27:56 We wrecked stuff.
27:57 Nobody cared.
27:58 He punched a hole in the moon for me.
28:01 Wow.
28:02 A week and a half later, he told me his dad was sending him
28:04 to Vegan Academy, so--
28:06 Vegan Academy exists.
28:09 I just picked up on that.
28:11 Basically, you can't win this fight,
28:12 so you're going to have to give up on this girl,
28:14 because Todd's going to kill you.
28:15 You used to be so nice.
28:16 [ROARING]
28:19 [GUNSHOT]
28:21 What did you think was going to happen, Scott?
28:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:25 Oh.
28:26 Oh, he's going to use music to win.
28:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:31 Ah, that's some cool film jitters.
28:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:42 Whoa.
28:43 This guy is undefeatable.
28:46 Whoa, that was awesome.
28:48 Let's say we drink to my memory.
28:50 Fair trade blend with the soy milk?
28:52 Ha.
28:53 You can't drink soy.
28:54 I'll take the one with soy.
28:57 Thanks to him.
28:59 Oh, vegans can drink.
29:01 You just drank half and half, baby.
29:03 [GUNSHOT]
29:04 Freeze, vegan police!
29:06 [LAUGHTER]
29:08 Thomas Jane?
29:09 Oh my god.
29:10 What the hell?
29:11 [ROARING]
29:14 Oh.
29:19 He was worth $3,000.
29:20 Chris Evans was only worth $2,000.
29:22 That's surprising.
29:23 Well, he had superpowers.
29:25 Who makes you feel any better?
29:26 You're the nicest guy I've dated.
29:27 Wait, is that good?
29:28 It's what I need right now.
29:29 But not later?
29:30 Scott, I don't have all the answers, OK?
29:32 I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.
29:34 I'd just like to live.
29:35 Uh-uh.
29:38 This ex-boyfriend's thing is messing with my head.
29:41 Exes.
29:42 Why do you keep saying--
29:43 [GUNSHOT]
29:44 Because it's not just ex-boyfriends.
29:45 Yeah, man.
29:46 He really doesn't know?
29:48 I was just a little bi-curious.
29:49 Well, honey, I'm a little bi-curious.
29:53 Bi-curious?
29:54 [LAUGHTER]
29:56 [SCREAMING]
29:58 [EXPLOSION]
30:00 [SCREAMING]
30:01 Oh.
30:02 What?
30:03 It's on now.
30:04 It's on now.
30:06 Three.
30:07 Ha!
30:08 Spook it!
30:09 Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here,
30:11 because I'm about to kick yours out of the great white north.
30:13 [SCREAMING]
30:14 No way.
30:15 Ah.
30:16 [ZAP]
30:17 [ZAP]
30:18 [ZAP]
30:19 [ZAP]
30:20 [ZAP]
30:21 [ZAP]
30:22 Oh, whoa.
30:23 Excellent.
30:24 That's so awesome.
30:25 [ZAP]
30:26 [ZAP]
30:27 [ZAP]
30:28 [ZAP]
30:29 [ZAP]
30:30 [ZAP]
30:31 [ZAP]
30:32 This is, like, brilliantly shot, man.
30:33 Seriously.
30:34 Whoa.
30:35 [ZAP]
30:36 [ZAP]
30:37 [ZAP]
30:38 It's so whimsical, but cool.
30:39 [ZAP]
30:40 [ZAP]
30:41 [ZAP]
30:42 [ZAP]
30:43 Damn.
30:44 That was, like, a really good kick.
30:45 Whoa.
30:46 Does she have a taekwondo background?
30:47 Your precious Scott must defeat me with his own fists.
30:51 I don't think I can hit it, girl.
30:53 Uh-huh.
30:54 You don't have a choice.
30:55 [ZAP]
30:56 [ZAP]
30:57 [ZAP]
30:58 [LAUGHTER]
30:59 Ah.
31:00 Ah.
31:01 That's awesome.
31:02 [LAUGHTER]
31:03 Puppeteering fight.
31:04 Fight your own battle, lazy ass!
31:05 [ZAP]
31:06 She could be coming from anywhere.
31:07 Lazy ass!
31:08 [ZAP]
31:09 [ZAP]
31:10 [ZAP]
31:11 [ZAP]
31:12 Just fall on her.
31:13 Aw, damn.
31:14 You weak points in the back of her knees.
31:15 Wait, how does that work?
31:16 [LAUGHTER]
31:17 [ZAP]
31:18 [GASP]
31:19 [GROAN]
31:20 [LAUGHTER]
31:21 [GROAN]
31:22 [SCREAM]
31:23 [ZAP]
31:24 [ZAP]
31:25 [GROAN]
31:26 [LAUGHTER]
31:27 [ZAP]
31:28 [GROAN]
31:29 [GROAN]
31:30 [ZAP]
31:31 [SCREAM]
31:32 [ZAP]
31:33 [GROAN]
31:34 What a hot way to go.
31:35 Whoa.
31:36 Canada's just used to murder.
31:38 Is there anyone at this party that you haven't slept with?
31:41 Oh.
31:42 Oh, OK, buddy.
31:43 Did you miss the part where I saved your ass?
31:45 How could I?
31:46 I feel like we just washed our sexy laundry in public.
31:48 Dirty laundry.
31:49 You're drunk.
31:50 I had like one drink.
31:51 [LAUGHTER]
31:52 They both lack patience and understanding.
31:55 I'm on Scott's side about this, though, you know?
31:57 P.S. Here's your stupid list.
31:59 [INAUDIBLE]
32:01 Twins?
32:02 Twins?
32:03 Wow.
32:04 Catty and Aggie twins just happen to be the next band in the battle.
32:07 Not only do I want to take part, I want to take them apart.
32:10 I'm getting tingles.
32:12 [LAUGHTER]
32:13 Awesome.
32:14 Did you speak to Ramona then?
32:16 What?
32:17 No.
32:18 She's totally here.
32:19 [LAUGHTER]
32:20 God, is she moving on?
32:21 [HELICOPTER]
32:22 [INAUDIBLE]
32:26 Can you hear that?
32:27 Oh, my god.
32:28 It's Schwarzman.
32:29 Is he Gideon?
32:30 I don't know.
32:31 He has to be, right?
32:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:35 [HELICOPTER]
32:41 Cool.
32:42 It's a band off.
32:43 This looks like an actual music video.
32:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:50 Whoa.
32:51 Energy washing over the crowd.
32:53 This is the beginning of the song.
32:55 This is a bohemian affinity.
32:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:03 Oh, my goodness.
33:04 What?
33:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:08 What the hell?
33:09 Whoa.
33:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:13 Yes.
33:15 Oh, cool.
33:18 Now it's a monster fight.
33:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:24 Oh.
33:26 Yeah, get those dragons, man.
33:29 Such vivid expression.
33:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:37 Whoa.
33:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:41 Grace came to see your show.
33:43 Aw.
33:44 Aw.
33:45 She's so sweet.
33:46 Poor Knives.
33:47 I hate how mean he is.
33:48 Yeah.
33:49 I hate it so much.
33:50 What did you want to tell me?
33:51 That we have to break up.
33:52 I'm back with Gideon now.
33:53 I'm signing you right now for a three-album contract.
33:55 The people need to hear us, Scott.
33:57 Well, then you're going to have to find someone--
33:59 There's a caution to be listened to.
34:01 Oh, Neil.
34:03 Sign, sign, sign.
34:05 And--
34:06 There you go.
34:07 Obviously, Scott's a valuable bass player.
34:09 Come on.
34:10 Between you and I, the whole League of Evil X-es thing,
34:13 I was in a really dark place when I put that together.
34:15 So forgiven?
34:18 He's the originator of it.
34:19 He's going to have to fight Gideon.
34:21 Knives is the only likable person in this world.
34:25 [laughter]
34:26 Everyone else is so self-centered and self-serving.
34:30 I don't want any hard feelings.
34:32 So I figured, why not be the bigger man
34:34 and just give you a call?
34:36 Is Ramona with you?
34:37 Are you with me?
34:38 Yeah.
34:39 [screams]
34:41 [laughs]
34:42 She's under some, like, abusive spell.
34:44 Yeah.
34:45 [music playing]
34:47 The first album is much better than the first.
34:50 The first album is much better than the first album.
34:55 Making fun of this pretentious party, people.
34:58 You want to fight me for her?
35:01 Was that not clear?
35:02 Because I'm in love with her.
35:03 What's about to happen?
35:04 Oh.
35:05 Scott earned the power of love.
35:07 Whoa.
35:09 If you speak the truth, you get a weapon.
35:12 [music playing]
35:18 Awesome.
35:19 Cool.
35:20 Smart to use the flashes so they can disintegrate.
35:22 [growling]
35:25 The heck?
35:27 This is the ultimate rock and roll adolescent fantasy.
35:30 [growling]
35:36 Oh, no, his love sword.
35:37 Uh-oh.
35:38 I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises
35:42 and a fast entrance into hell.
35:45 [screams]
35:47 Knives?
35:48 She got knives.
35:49 Whoa.
35:51 I'm not talking to you.
35:52 I'm talking to her.
35:55 You're kidding, right?
35:56 [screams]
35:57 Ow.
35:58 No, she's-- she's not.
36:01 This is--
36:02 Whoa.
36:03 --rawling.
36:04 How do they shoot this?
36:06 [growling]
36:12 Ah.
36:14 Nobody stole anybody.
36:15 Knives, I dated you, and then I dated Ramona, OK?
36:17 Maybe I forgot to tell Knives right away.
36:19 Oh, my god.
36:20 He's growing up.
36:21 You cheated on both of us?
36:23 You cheated on me with Knives?
36:24 No, I cheated on Knives with you, right?
36:30 Whoa.
36:31 Oh.
36:32 You can cheat on these ladies all you like,
36:35 but you can't cheat death.
36:40 Oh, wow.
36:41 Truth is, it was me who was obsessed.
36:45 I was crazy about him.
36:46 He ignored me.
36:47 I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own.
36:51 Just like him with Knives.
36:52 So I had to leave.
36:53 So why go back?
36:54 I can't help myself around him, Scott.
36:56 He just-- it's his way of getting into my head.
36:58 It's that necklace.
37:00 No, I mean he literally has a way of getting into my head.
37:03 Oh, yeah.
37:05 He is mind-controlling.
37:06 So alone.
37:08 You're not alone.
37:10 [screeching]
37:12 Bottle of life.
37:13 [explosion]
37:18 Ha ha ha.
37:19 He's literally restarting the level.
37:21 Oh, my goodness.
37:23 I love it.
37:24 You want to fight me?
37:27 For her?
37:28 No, I want to fight you for me.
37:31 Scott Aaron, the power of self-respect.
37:33 Ha.
37:34 That is the trick.
37:35 All right.
37:36 [screeching]
37:39 How's it going back there?
37:41 You.
37:43 Oh, he didn't disintegrate into coins.
37:45 [screeching]
37:46 No, Scott.
37:48 This fat ass hurt me, and I will have my revenge.
37:51 No, Knives, I hurt you.
37:52 I cheated on both of you, and you're not a fat ass.
37:55 [laughing]
37:57 She's really grown up.
37:58 [music playing]
38:00 She's been freed.
38:02 [screeching]
38:05 I love the visuals of it.
38:07 But why are we having this fight?
38:09 [screeching]
38:11 Whoa.
38:13 Oh, they have to fight together to get rid of him.
38:18 [screeching]
38:22 I love the way that blade moves.
38:25 Whoa.
38:26 There's a residual wave.
38:27 [screeching]
38:31 Got him, got him.
38:34 Whoa.
38:35 He's going to lose the level again.
38:37 Get ready.
38:39 Here we go.
38:40 [screeching]
38:43 Oh, very cool.
38:44 Cool.
38:47 Nice.
38:48 Whoa.
38:50 I don't know how they did all of this.
38:52 This is just crazy.
38:54 This is great frenetic style, man.
38:56 I'm what's happening.
38:58 I'm blowing up right now.
39:00 You are blowing up.
39:01 [screeching]
39:03 [screeching]
39:05 [screeching]
39:08 Whoa.
39:09 So many points.
39:11 I like how it's on a pyramid.
39:12 Like he literally conquered the levels.
39:15 He leveled up.
39:16 Can you defeat yourself?
39:20 What?
39:21 "Mega Scott."
39:24 Solo round.
39:26 Get bacon on the side.
39:27 I'm liking that.
39:28 Let's do it next week.
39:29 Yeah.
39:30 Yeah, all right.
39:31 Be good.
39:32 Thank God he learned to love himself.
39:33 I should thank you, though, for being the nicest guy I ever dated.
39:37 It's kind of sad.
39:41 Go get her.
39:42 Really?
39:43 You've been fighting for her all along.
39:45 Knives is the best character.
39:49 I'm too cool for you anyway.
39:51 True.
39:52 Mind if I tag along?
39:53 Maybe we could try again.
39:57 How many women have you been with, Scott?
39:59 I don't know if I could deal with that.
40:00 Those are just the guys she dated.
40:01 Can you imagine how many fun ones she just had?
40:04 Well, well, well.
40:06 Opening the door and closing the door.
40:09 Metaphor it out.
40:10 Metaphor it out, Tara.
40:11 Come on.
40:12 It's been a long day.
40:13 When you close one door, another door opens.
40:18 Booyah.
40:19 Wow.
40:20 That was a fun film.
40:22 That was exhausting in all the right ways, I suppose.
40:24 It really was.
40:25 How did they shoot that?
40:26 That was insane.
40:27 The math that had to go into shooting this is like,
40:32 "And my brain can't handle it."
40:34 I'm like, "How? How?"
40:36 Especially for the stunts.
40:38 You know it's not like the over the head shots.
40:40 Sure, it's a stuntman with a wig on, whatever.
40:43 But still, the way the camera's moving and how many kicks and stuff that they do,
40:47 I'm like, "There's no way that was in one shot."
40:49 I have no idea.
40:51 It blows my mind.
40:53 Also, I loved all the characters.
40:55 I like that there was still two women--
40:58 or there was three that are just deadpan, like Aubrey Plaza and Kim.
41:02 They're just like, "Yeah, whatever you want to do."
41:04 Which I loved.
41:05 A lot of these--
41:06 It was off-the-cuff people, very realistic, and also very hilarious.
41:11 Yeah.
41:12 I loved it.
41:14 Wow.
41:15 That was a brain-frying experience.
41:17 Yeah, it is a lot of stimuli coming at you the whole time.
41:22 I'm like, "Is it 10 minutes too long in my own head,
41:27 or has it just been a long day?"
41:29 No, I think you are right about that.
41:32 The fighting could have been--
41:34 At the end, I feel it cut down a little bit.
41:36 When it got to the second fight with Jason Schwartzman,
41:39 I was like, "Do we really need this right now?"
41:41 Yeah.
41:42 This is cool and all, but yeah, this is a little long.
41:44 Yeah, couldn't we have cut to just him walking out with his whatever, his other person?
41:50 Other than that, yeah, no.
41:53 It's been a long day for Taran.
41:56 But still a really entertaining--
41:58 I was really tired before she showed up.
42:01 I closed my eyes before she showed up.
42:03 Yes.
42:04 And then it woke me up.
42:06 Yeah.
42:07 It is a very dazzling film, a very beautiful one to look at,
42:12 and very unique on all fronts.
42:15 I love the amalgamation of feeling like a comic book,
42:19 not just a generic comic book.
42:21 At times it feels like a manga to me,
42:23 and then it also has, of course, the video game vibes.
42:26 They're setting up all these references,
42:28 and it's got the, I'll call it, bohemian affinity
42:31 for all the kind of music stimuli that you have throughout the entire film as well.
42:35 Yeah.
42:36 This is like--
42:38 I know this is before Baby Driver.
42:44 Yes, that's the one.
42:45 Yes.
42:46 This is before Baby Driver.
42:47 But in some ways this feels more like Edgar Wright incarnate.
42:50 You know what I mean?
42:51 Yeah.
42:52 It's an encapsulation of everything that the guy loves in one big burrito.
42:58 Yeah.
42:59 And I appreciated it a lot.
43:02 I really enjoyed it.
43:04 The thing is, sometimes it was actually helpful to be here with you
43:08 because it happens with me when I would get high,
43:14 and then I would watch a movie like this.
43:16 It was why I couldn't watch animated movies,
43:18 because I would get so caught up in the visuals
43:20 that I couldn't pay attention to what the actors were saying.
43:22 Yeah.
43:23 And then sometimes I would miss a line, and you would just repeat it,
43:26 and I'd be like--
43:27 because I'm not even on anything right now,
43:29 but even now I miss a line or two, and then you would repeat it.
43:33 Oh, I didn't even catch that they said that.
43:35 Because so much is happening and being thrown at you.
43:38 It's this crazy cacophony of stuff.
43:40 It's a cool little video game ending.
43:42 Yeah.
43:43 Pixel, that's fun.
43:45 That's really fun.
43:46 Yeah, I can't even think of all the cool lines that I was saying earlier.
43:50 Like what they said, because I can't remember.
43:55 But I loved all the acting all around, like every appearance.
44:01 Because when they said seven, by the time we defeated Brandon Routh,
44:04 I was like, "Oh, we still got a few more to go?"
44:07 Yeah.
44:08 Every time I thought, "Is this going to go on too long?"
44:12 Right.
44:13 It kind of, a little bit.
44:14 Like even with the twins and the dragon,
44:16 it could have been one time they banned off and then they get them,
44:21 but they had to go again, where it felt a little prolonged.
44:26 So I do agree with that.
44:28 Imagine if there was 15 to 20 minutes cut off this movie,
44:32 you'd be like, "This movie is perfect," right?
44:34 Because you would have gotten to the heart of it,
44:37 of him earning self-respect, loving himself,
44:40 and now--
44:42 And owning up for his mistakes.
44:43 Yeah.
44:44 Yeah.
44:45 And I guess just like still ending up with good old flowers,
44:50 but getting the okay from knives was--
44:54 It was sweet.
44:55 I feel like he didn't need it.
44:56 I thought they were setting it up for him to end up with knives
45:00 until she was like, "Your hair's getting shaggy,"
45:02 and I was like, "That's what Captain Marvel used to say,"
45:05 and she was a botch.
45:07 I think they were setting him up to end up with nobody.
45:10 I thought he would be on his own.
45:12 I think I would have liked that more,
45:14 that they were just like, "All right, see you, Scott,"
45:18 and then she goes, "Yeah, see you, Scott,"
45:20 and he's just sort of there, but he's like,
45:22 "I'm all right with that cut."
45:25 Yeah, because they're young adults,
45:26 but they play it like they're teenagers in love, right?
45:28 Yeah.
45:29 And I thought that when it came to Ramona,
45:33 it still registered to me as infatuation
45:37 because he would still have these dreams and fantasies about her,
45:40 but I never really felt like they ever really got to know each other.
45:44 Right.
45:46 I like their chemistry together,
45:48 and I like them both a lot as individual performers,
45:50 and this movie is more about mood, vibes, style, visuals,
45:55 flavor, fun, comedy, action.
45:58 A lot of that is the personality of the movie.
46:01 A lot of that is the--
46:03 This is one of those things where I would say
46:04 the style is one of the characters of the film,
46:07 and I really love the journey that that takes you on.
46:12 But yeah, I think when I remove that
46:14 and I just look at the characters alone--
46:17 Yeah, you're right.
46:18 They don't really get to know her.
46:20 Yeah, and I thought a part of this was the infatuation too,
46:23 but maybe I just misread it, I suppose.
46:26 I'm literally, while you were talking,
46:29 trying to think of a line that happened between him and Flowers
46:32 that meant more or was more heartfelt
46:35 of them learning about each other or their past lives.
46:39 I guess maybe they just chalked it up to,
46:41 "Well, he's learning a lot about her exes and how she operates,
46:45 but even then it was still just exes and you got to kill them."
46:50 I mean, yes, he learned that one part when he goes,
46:54 "You escape and I get it, and that's okay with me.
46:57 That's just a thing that you've learned."
47:00 Remember he gave her that speech about being like,
47:02 "I get you now and these moves that you're making,
47:05 but you don't necessarily have to do that with me."
47:07 I think that was his intention.
47:09 I don't remember the whole thing, guys.
47:11 Maybe that was the one part,
47:13 that was the one little heart that they added in
47:15 where he finally understood why she makes and disappears and stuff
47:19 and she admits to him why she does that.
47:22 But other than that, we didn't get much of them discussing,
47:26 I guess, their lives or what they love or what they hate.
47:30 It was sort of just like, "Oh, defeat these exes now."
47:34 Sure, yeah.
47:35 I mean, I like the arc of how it's twofold,
47:38 of owning up to the fact that he cheated.
47:40 Not really any acknowledgement about the whole statutory side of dating.
47:43 Right.
47:44 Maybe the rules are different in Canada.
47:46 I just don't know that.
47:47 Well, he never slept with knives.
47:50 True.
47:51 He only maybe--
47:53 That's true.
47:54 They didn't even kiss-- or no, they kissed once.
47:56 Did they?
47:57 I don't even think they kissed, though.
47:59 No, they didn't.
48:00 It was the one time they kissed,
48:02 she bombarded him at the concert, jumped on him, kissed him,
48:06 and it was in front of flowers,
48:08 and that would be considered their only kiss.
48:10 But they never did anything other than that.
48:12 Hey, man, I get it.
48:16 I get it.
48:17 I was just trying to make it less creepy by being like,
48:20 "Well, they really--"
48:21 It's like Michael Cera's a fine actor and all,
48:24 but if you look like Ryan Gosling,
48:27 it's a conversation.
48:28 You're like, "Oh, I get it."
48:30 You can get away with anything with Ryan Gosling.
48:32 Yeah, I mean--
48:33 But then, you know--
48:34 He's the Gos.
48:35 Michael Cera, I'm like, "No, it's a registry for the creepy."
48:38 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:41 More charming than I'll ever be.
48:43 But, yeah, I liked that.
48:45 I liked the inclusion-- the action.
48:49 Because Edgar Wright, you know, he's known for the horror,
48:52 of course, he's done action movies like Hot Fuzz, Baby Driver,
48:54 a very obvious one.
48:55 Yeah.
48:57 The inclusion of kung fu mixed with video game type of fighting
49:01 actually was really well done with some great blend of--
49:07 they would have these one-shots when he's fighting
49:09 all the stunt doubles, where at times it's obviously
49:12 Michael Cera, but it would be one shot,
49:15 and I'll notice with the way the camera moved,
49:17 it moves like an anime, which is a really unique style of--
49:21 a certain type of tracking and zooming,
49:23 going in, going out very smoothly.
49:25 And I was like, "Are there any of these hidden cuts here
49:28 where you're split between a stunt double and stuff?"
49:30 Because a lot of times you could tell it was actually
49:32 Michael Cera doing the choreography.
49:34 Yeah, I mean, all that arm stuff, it was very much him,
49:37 except obviously when they cut from up above.
49:39 The flips and kicks.
49:40 Yeah, those are like, "That's a stunt double,"
49:42 but still, the whole time I was just thinking,
49:46 "Wow, how did they do this? How did they shoot this?"
49:50 Who was your favorite act?
49:52 My favorite act in this?
49:54 No, real life.
49:56 [laughter]
49:58 I would have just named some name of some random--
50:01 I don't even know--Spider-Man.
50:03 [laughter]
50:06 In here, okay, favorite act.
50:08 Man, Chris Evans is pretty funny, and he--
50:13 I don't know, he boarded well.
50:16 Is that what you call it when you're a skateboarder?
50:18 You're a great boarder, man.
50:20 When you said he boarded well, I had no idea what you were referring to.
50:23 I make up words and stuff.
50:27 I guess it would be him.
50:29 I don't know.
50:30 I mean, they were all very entertaining,
50:32 but I did like how overly dramatic Chris Evans was.
50:36 Yeah, he was the perfect '80s, '90s action star.
50:40 There was like '80s vibes, too, as well,
50:43 of the kind of music video expression of the '80s, I would say,
50:48 with the way they would have a lot of their dissolves
50:51 and their transparency, their opaqueness.
50:53 I thought it was really well done as well throughout.
50:56 Yeah, that's what I mean.
50:57 It's just a whole bunch of the Edgar Wright love.
51:00 I love Chris Evans.
51:02 I thought Brandon Routh was great, the vegan guy.
51:04 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's good.
51:06 I like how it made fun of society a lot,
51:09 and it also was--
51:11 And the other thing, too, is there was so much genre in here as well
51:14 when you would cut between the characters.
51:16 Yeah.
51:17 The different Xs.
51:18 There was all these different genres.
51:19 That he was hitting.
51:21 You made that comment of the really strong character choices
51:24 with each one of them.
51:25 They all feel very different.
51:27 Yeah, they're all distinct, even like Brie Larson as well,
51:30 feeling like that old Hollywood starlet in a way.
51:33 And the music was also--
51:36 Edgar Wright, which was in the soundtracks, very great, too.
51:40 But the original scores as well, very strong.
51:43 I like that, the music of just the bands.
51:45 The bands were great.
51:47 Sometimes you could really mess that up, and it was really great.
51:49 It was good.
51:50 I specifically like Brie Larson's song, I think, the most.
51:53 I was really jamming out to that one.
51:55 See why she was the one who became famous.
51:57 Kieran Culkin was really fun, too, as the gay roommate.
51:59 Oh, I love him so much.
52:01 Oh, my goodness.
52:02 He just has a soft spot in my heart.
52:05 He's such a good actor.
52:07 I feel like we've touched on all the main stuff.
52:10 Have we covered it?
52:11 Have we touched on it?
52:12 Have we covered everything?
52:13 My brain is like a fried egg right now.
52:16 We're both a little bit fried.
52:17 I'm not going to lie.
52:18 I'm really trying to keep up here.
52:19 Very grateful there's very bright lights in this room right now
52:22 because they're keeping me awake.
52:24 Otherwise, I feel like I'd be asleep on the ground.
52:26 Right.
52:27 It's been a long day.
52:29 Well, I think we covered it.
52:32 We like the theme.
52:33 We still felt like Scott was a little bit of a jerk throughout it,
52:37 but so was everyone else.
52:39 Everyone else was mean to everyone.
52:40 It was a lot of shit giving in this, which I am great at, so I understood it.
52:44 It didn't bug me that much.
52:46 I didn't register in my brain that, like, oh, they're all jerks because, like,
52:49 I give shit to my friends all the time.
52:52 Right.
52:54 But once you said that and then how, like, awkward it was,
52:58 the way he treated Knives, and you felt so bad for her,
53:02 they did paint him in a light where it was like, oh, come on, man.
53:05 I thought at some point he was just going to be nice to her and be like,
53:09 hey, I'm sorry for, like, me being me.
53:13 I'm a douche.
53:14 I whatever.
53:15 That didn't happen.
53:16 He did do it with Kim, though.
53:17 True.
53:18 Which was nice.
53:19 Like, he had moments where he redeemed himself at the end,
53:23 and then you realize kind of that it was a self-love, self-respect thing
53:27 that was ruining the entire time.
53:30 Yeah, I mean, that was part of the journey is he was going, like, oh,
53:33 people who don't love themselves or respect themselves will treat others
53:38 like shit or take out their pain on others.
53:40 So, yeah, no, there's, like, some nuanced stuff here.
53:43 And it also knows when it's being pretentious to the point where they're
53:48 like, acknowledge it, like, oh, I feel like I learned something here.
53:51 Yeah.
53:52 And I think that there's a good self-awareness about it to do it in a
53:56 comical way, but also just deep enough where it's not overly in your face,
54:02 not overt enough.
54:03 Yeah.
54:04 Yeah, the blends were good.
54:06 Mary Elizabeth Winstead, solid performance.
54:08 She's typical.
54:09 She's got that indie girl vibe.
54:11 Yeah.
54:12 That is, like, the kind of person in an indie movie.
54:14 Oh.
54:15 That's Louis Dachanel.
54:16 Yeah, yeah, exactly.
54:17 Those are the two characters I often refer to when I sit with an agent.
54:22 I'm like, the roles that those ladies play is what I would fit into.
54:25 These are the genres and the movies that I want to be in.
54:28 They're great.
54:29 They're great.
54:30 It was great.
54:31 I loved it.
54:32 He loved it.
54:33 We loved it all.
54:34 And we love you, too.
54:36 So tell us if you loved it in the comments.
54:40 Yeah.
54:42 I think we close it out.
54:44 Do we?
54:45 How do I?
54:46 With a patron shout-out.
54:48 Yeah, or do I say?
54:52 Yeah, let's do one.
54:53 Yeah, yeah, let's do one, Tara.
54:54 Let me love the shout-outs, Tara.
54:56 Okay, I thought we -- or we could just --
54:59 Let's do it.
55:00 We could just close it down now.
55:02 Let's do it.
55:03 Because we're both asleep inside.
55:04 No, don't you worry, Tara.
55:05 Okay, we're going to do -- all right, do it quick.
55:07 All right, so we are going to do --
55:10 Do it.
55:11 Andrew Hayes.
55:12 Oh, Hayes.
55:13 Andrew --
55:14 Hey, hey, hey.
55:15 Might be a short, stocky, white boy from Jersey, but he's in love with Tara.
55:21 Oh, my God.
55:23 And you know what he's going to have to do is --
55:25 Tara who?
55:26 Tara me?
55:27 Tara Erickson.
55:28 Oh, my God.
55:29 Hayes likes me?
55:30 Oh, nice.
55:31 You're going to have to --
55:32 To fight all my exes.
55:33 Fight all of the exes.
55:34 Yeah, there's 75, running up to 80, depending upon --
55:38 70, my God, the number here.
55:40 How do you not have diseases, woman?
55:42 It's a large number.
55:43 It's a large number.
55:44 I didn't sleep with them all.
55:45 I'm like a Scot.
55:46 You know, sometimes we'd hold hands for like six months, and, you know,
55:50 they get upset when I'm like, I think we should stop holding hands.
55:53 It doesn't matter.
55:54 Andrews is going to have to beat all of them up.
55:57 You're going to have to beat -- I'm talking Bronco.
55:59 Remember Bronco?
56:00 Good luck, Andrew.
56:01 Bronco was your first true love.
56:02 Tell them about Bronco that you have to beat up.
56:04 Oh, Bronco.
56:05 Bronco, yeah, I mean, I liked him.
56:09 He got me like a Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal in like seventh grade.
56:13 Sweet guy.
56:14 Sweet guy.
56:15 And he took me like in the go-karts once, and I liked that.
56:18 Nice.
56:19 Romantic.
56:20 And so when I think back on it, no one else has done that for me,
56:22 so I get real sad.
56:24 That's why he's the worst one, Bronco.
56:27 Sounds like you should get back with this Bronco.
56:29 I miss you, Bronco.
56:31 If you see this video, I miss you.
56:33 Hey, Bronco, she loves you, Bronco.
56:35 Yeah, Bronco.
56:36 She loves you.
56:37 But not as much as Andrew does.
56:39 Apparently Andrew loves me a lot more.
56:41 Why are you trying to get in the way, Andrew,
56:43 when clearly your heart doesn't belong to you?
56:45 Come on.
56:46 Well, I mean, he could come in here, too.
56:48 I could just see.
56:50 We live in a different age now, Andrew.
56:52 Maybe if it works with Bronco, and then I could see if it works with Andrew.
56:54 Maybe you could have both go.
56:56 You could do both.
56:57 Why not?
56:58 Those dating apps nowadays.
57:00 Andrew's in Jersey.
57:01 Yeah, you got it.
57:02 Bronco's on the West Coast.
57:03 No problemo.
57:04 Oh, my God.
57:05 Just fly back and forth.
57:07 That's for you, Andrew.
57:14 That's for you, Andrew.
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57:20 (upbeat music)