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00:11 Making a living the old hard way.
00:15 Taking and giving my day by day.
00:19 I dig snow and rain and the bright sunshine.
00:23 Dragging the line.
00:28 I feel fine.
00:35 Who's talking my peace of mind?
00:39 I'm going to take my time.
00:43 I'm getting the good side.
00:48 Dragging the line.
00:49 Dragging the line.
00:53 Dragging the line.
00:57 Stop.
01:01 Stop.
01:02 Gary, what the--
01:04 Court order for asset seizure.
01:06 You got to pay your property taxes, Maddie.
01:07 No, this is a mistake.
01:09 I'm negotiating a payment schedule with them.
01:11 Well, I guess they're done negotiating.
01:13 What?
01:14 So they're taking my car?
01:15 I'm an Uber driver.
01:16 Not my problem.
01:17 How the [BLEEP] am I supposed to pay their taxes?
01:18 Just bartending.
01:19 My problem is that you just went radio silent on me.
01:22 Is that what this is about?
01:24 No, I also have a contract with the county.
01:27 But I'm saying a little explanation about why I never
01:29 heard from you again, that would have been nice.
01:32 You can't just ghost people.
01:33 Three months is not nothing.
01:34 It's three months?
01:35 I thought longer.
01:37 In a good way.
01:38 Wait, Gary, please stop.
01:40 You were right, OK?
01:41 My feelings for you were so intense that I got scared.
01:44 I freaked out.
01:47 Is that true?
01:48 Yes, of course it's true, you big dummy.
01:51 Just last night, I was doing laundry,
01:53 and I thought to myself, I miss that [BLEEP]..
01:57 I miss hearing about what the Jets were doing wrong.
02:01 What you would do differently if you ran the team.
02:03 Yeah, that'd be so much better, right?
02:05 It'd be so much better.
02:07 The other day, I saw a green sock,
02:08 and I was like, that's Gary's.
02:10 This feels good.
02:16 Just say my car wasn't here, OK?
02:19 Yeah.
02:21 You know what?
02:22 I will do that.
02:23 Because it's not going to be here.
02:25 That's my cousin.
02:29 Buongiorno.
02:31 He's from Italy.
02:32 Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.
02:35 He's my second cousin.
02:36 That's their culture.
02:37 Have you ever been to Italy?
02:39 I wanted closure, and I got closure.
02:41 Thank you.
02:42 Gary, come on.
02:43 It was just a fling.
02:44 No, no, it wasn't.
02:45 Not to me.
02:46 My sister was right about you.
02:48 Wait, your sister who was arrested for elder abuse?
02:52 OK, Gary.
02:53 There's something seriously wrong with you.
02:57 What, you think you're so perfect?
02:59 You're indecisive, which is annoying.
03:00 OK, Gary, I'm sorry.
03:04 Will you drop me off?
03:05 I'm bartending at the club today.
03:07 God, you know, I just can't decide.
03:11 [car horn]
03:35 You think I chose this?
03:36 Hi, Gary.
03:53 What can I get you?
03:54 Let me get a banana bread.
03:56 Actually, wait, hold on.
03:59 Yeah, I gotta go.
04:00 Lemon loaf.
04:02 [music playing]
04:05 I'm gonna-- oh, and I heated.
04:11 Um--
04:12 That'll be $4.50.
04:17 Right.
04:18 Um--
04:23 [music playing]
04:27 [engine revving]
04:30 Oh, no.
04:31 Hey!
04:38 What the hell are you doing?
04:39 Trying to save my house, Gary.
04:42 [engine revving]
04:45 You got it?
04:50 Yeah.
04:51 [chatter]
04:54 No, no, no, no, no!
04:57 [chatter]
05:00 [music playing]
05:03 You gotta get it together, Maddy.
05:20 One more infraction, you lose your license.
05:22 What a lot of good a license is gonna do
05:24 when I don't have a car.
05:25 My mom left me that house.
05:27 It's paid off.
05:28 Can they do this?
05:29 Well, if you haven't paid your taxes, they can.
05:31 So these rich [bleep] move in, and then our taxes triple?
05:35 The good news is you have until September 1.
05:39 You'll pay it off.
05:40 Not without a car, man.
05:43 You have any idea how much money I lose every day
05:46 I'm not Ubering?
05:47 Summer's when I make my nut for the year.
05:49 I get it.
05:50 And these people are moving in, trying to push me out?
05:54 Do you have any idea what that feels like?
05:56 Of course you do.
06:01 Thanks.
06:02 See you on the water.
06:03 All right.
06:04 [music playing]
06:07 Come on, Tom.
06:14 You know how we do it.
06:16 Yeah, the new house is right on the water.
06:18 I just tore down the old place.
06:19 Got to come out.
06:20 G&T with lime?
06:22 You got to take them out on the boat like every day.
06:25 We're not open until noon.
06:27 You know what, bro?
06:28 Let me call you right back.
06:31 Um, it is noon.
06:34 It's 1157.
06:38 Got it.
06:40 Now what time is it?
06:42 It's 1156.
06:47 1156?
06:48 Why don't you go wait on your boat,
06:54 and I'll blow the fog horn when we're open.
06:56 What's wrong with you?
06:57 I just asked for a drink.
06:58 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, stop that!
07:00 What is going on here?
07:03 Sir, I will make you a drink for you.
07:06 Good lord.
07:07 Now you know what?
07:08 That.
07:09 You need to fire her.
07:10 I can't fire her.
07:11 She has a disability.
07:12 What?
07:13 No, I don't.
07:14 You don't?
07:15 I'm not going to fire you.
07:17 You know what?
07:18 We cannot start off the summer like this, okay?
07:22 You can be a [bleep] any other month of the year.
07:25 Be a [bleep] in October.
07:26 Be a [bleep] in March.
07:27 Don't be a [bleep] in June, okay?
07:29 Because these people keep our lights on.
07:31 These people are the reason I'm losing my house.
07:34 I'm sorry, Fern.
07:35 I'm just having a really [bleep] morning.
07:36 Yeah, I see that.
07:38 You know what helps me?
07:41 Folding napkins.
07:44 Oh, this car is only $1,000.
07:47 Oh, no, that's just the tires.
07:49 You're not going to find anything on Craigslist.
07:51 I've looked everywhere.
07:52 You could always sell your kidney.
07:56 You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs.
07:59 Human body's a cash cow.
08:00 People don't understand that.
08:02 Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.
08:04 Well, I'm just trying to help.
08:06 You could always rent the house out.
08:08 No.
08:09 Ugh, I can't stand the thought of those summer people
08:11 being in my house.
08:12 Oh, hey, hey, look at this.
08:17 Need a car for college?
08:18 Date our 19-year-old son this summer.
08:20 He's a wonderful young man, extremely smart,
08:22 but socially very shy.
08:24 He's never had a girlfriend, and we've tried everything.
08:26 We're looking for an attractive, kind, and intelligent woman
08:29 early to mid-20s to date him and bring him out of his shell
08:32 before he leaves for college in the fall.
08:35 In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal,
08:37 clean, rust-free, 40K miles, serious inquiries only.
08:40 "Date" is in quotes.
08:43 It's got to be a joke, right?
08:44 No.
08:45 No.
08:46 Have you seen these helicopter parents?
08:48 They'll do everything for their kids.
08:50 I'm surprised they're not going to f--- themselves.
08:52 It does say early to mid-20s, though.
08:54 That's okay.
08:55 I can pass for that.
08:56 Okay.
08:57 Okay.
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