Hotel Splendide | movie | 2000 | Official Trailer
The film tells the story of the Blanche family who run a dark and dismal health resort on a remote island which is only | dG1fRUNVUml2LU5DQ2c
Transcript
00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - She was looking for the perfect retreat.
00:12 What she found was the last resort.
00:17 - What happened to all the guests?
00:18 - We still have them.
00:19 - Hello.
00:20 - The entertainment was half baked.
00:23 The decor was tasteless.
00:26 - What on earth are you doing in this place?
00:29 - It's my family home.
00:31 - And as for the food.
00:34 - Marvelous stew.
00:35 - Chicken was it?
00:36 - Long black slippery sea chickens.
00:38 - We are in a crisis.
00:41 - Now she's turning a recipe for disaster.
00:43 - Turn off the burners.
00:45 - Would you cook for us?
00:48 - Now what are out of here?
00:49 - Into a recipe for love.
00:51 - She's beautiful, isn't she?
00:52 - Yes, absolutely.
00:54 - And she's about to prove.
00:56 - Let's put your wonderful cuisine to the test.
00:59 - That the way to a man's heart.
01:01 - Two menus, mine and yours.
01:04 - Is through his stomach.
01:05 - Fish stew is off.
01:07 Puttanesca is on.
01:10 - We had puttanesca?
01:11 - It means prostitute in Italian.
01:13 - Ah, isn't that better?
01:16 - Toni Collette.
01:16 - What does not kill you makes you fatter.
01:20 - Daniel Craig.
01:21 Catherine Cartledge.
01:24 - I think you secretly like it.
01:26 - And Stephen Tomkinson.
01:27 - If you'll just bear with us, we'll soon be back to normal.
01:30 (upbeat music)
01:33 - Hotels Glendeed.
01:36 - What are you doing here?
01:38 - I've been coming here for years.
01:40 (laughing)
01:42 (upbeat music)
01:46 (upbeat music)
01:48 (upbeat music)
01:51 (upbeat music)
01:53 [BLANK_AUDIO]