An American Airlines pilot gave his passengers a sassy pre-flight lecture on Wednesday, July 26, footage by one traveler shows.
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00:00 Remember, the flight attendants are primarily here for your safety.
00:02 After that, they're here to make the flight more enjoyable.
00:04 They're going to take care of you guys, but you will listen to what they have to say,
00:07 because they represent my will in the cockpit or in the cabin, and my will is what matters.
00:11 Be nice to each other. Be respectful of each other.
00:13 I shouldn't have to say that.
00:15 People should treat people the way you want to be treated,
00:17 but I have to say it every single flight, because people don't, and they're selfish and rude,
00:21 and we won't have it, okay?
00:23 Stow your stuff. Get it out everybody else's way.
00:25 Put your junk where it belongs. Everybody gets paid for his space.
00:28 Don't lean on other people. Don't fall asleep on other people.
00:30 Don't pass out on other people or drool on them, unless you've talked about it.
00:33 And never weather-resistant jacket.
00:35 All right, a little bit of fatherhood here, the other thing.
00:38 The social experiment on listening to videos on speaker mode and talking on a cell phone on speaker mode,
00:43 that is over. Over and done in this country.
00:47 Nobody wants to hear your video.
00:49 I know you think it's super sweet, it probably is, but it's your business, right?
00:52 So keep it to yourself.
00:54 Use your AirPods, use your headphones, whatever it is.
00:57 That's your business, okay? It's just part of being in a respectful society.
01:00 Middle seaters, I know it stinks to be in the middle.
01:02 Raise your hand. Raise them up.
01:04 Anybody in the middle? Like five people. Yeah, right.
01:06 That's cool. All right, nobody's listening. Fine.
01:09 You own both armrests. That is my gift to you.
01:11 Welcome on board our flight.
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