Lenette van Dongen: Nikè | movie | 2008 | Official Clip | dG1fTXRySjB5Q2x6Vlk
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00:00 There is only one thing I hate so much, that I don't mean to hurt us, not that it's all going to fall apart.
00:11 And don't think Hans, that this is not going to happen to you.
00:14 Don't think Evi, that's for old people. It's going to happen to you and it's fatal.
00:18 This is when your brain cells start to fall apart.
00:21 That this becomes your right half of the brain and that your left half of the brain.
00:25 You sit on your brain and you think, oh I have to grab something from above.
00:30 You walk to your room and you stand there.
00:32 And not like, oh yes, later. No, just completely.
00:46 So I often call downstairs, honey, I'm going to get it again.
00:52 Yes, he is twelve years older than me.
00:55 So he has all those yellow post-it notes with my name on the stairs, so he doesn't forget.
01:00 Le net, le net, le net.
01:02 And we have pictures of ourselves with the name that I think, ah, strange man, who are you?
01:06 Oh, this is my own Vento, hello.
01:08 And I crunched myself down on that shit ball in my basement.
01:12 Really, I crunched myself, 485 million times.
01:15 Left and right and on one leg, I could do it all.
01:18 And I thought, now it's going to be a six-pack and I'm going to be beautiful.
01:20 But it never will be.
01:22 This is what it will be.
01:23 This is a belly of a woman of 50.
01:24 It will be sweet and soft.
01:26 And then there is always a girlfriend who says, girl, come on.
01:30 We're going to a sauna paradise.
01:32 We're going to bubble for a day.
01:34 We're going to a spa and health center.
01:39 Boy, boy, what a strange place I find that.
01:43 Really, I find it strange that you walk past a sauna with people you would never want to meet in a sauna.
01:52 And we have nothing to do with it.
01:54 We're still doing very well.
01:55 Still.
01:56 We're still doing nothing.
01:57 And yet we walk around there like sanatorium patients of life.
02:02 With a button on your belly.
02:04 A rented sauna.
02:06 Those are the worst.
02:07 And then those slippers.
02:13 And you're there like you're having a bad time.
02:17 With a braided hair of a sauna.
02:19 And then you walk to the bar and order a ginger carrot juice.
02:24 Because then you're healthy for five minutes in paradise.
02:28 The bubble bath.
02:29 The bubble bath.
02:30 Well, the bubble bath is always so low at the bottom.
02:32 And there are people with their heads here.
02:33 And you're naked above it.
02:34 You have to go in.
02:35 And you're in the bubble bath.
02:36 And they're like...
02:37 You take off your morning coat.
02:38 You act like your face is clean.
02:40 And then you're at the bubble bath.
02:43 And you can't just go in there.
02:44 Because then you think...
02:45 Hi.
02:46 And they don't have a show stairs.
02:50 You can't see anything.
02:51 Because sometimes there's a chair under water.
02:52 Then there's a hole where you can lie down.
02:54 So you don't know where to go with your leg.
02:56 And they don't have a show stairs.
02:58 So when you go in...
03:00 You lie down in the water.
03:02 Everything is over.
03:03 They lie down again, just like they used to.
03:05 And you think...
03:06 When I'm in the bath, I think...
03:07 Beautiful. Beautiful.
03:08 Then they lie down to take a look at themselves.
03:10 In the past they have a bit of a depressive attitude.
03:13 But when they're in the bath, they look at themselves with those brown dots.
03:16 Right ahead.
03:17 Did you get anything?
03:18 Come on.
03:19 And as soon as they stop, the bath goes...
03:21 But you want to go in the bath.
03:23 And all those people...
03:24 You think...
03:25 I don't care.
03:26 I'm over the genes.
03:27 Okay.
03:28 Good.
03:29 Hello.
03:30 Good evening.
03:31 May I please...
03:32 Oh, sorry, sir.
03:33 Don't take me wrong.
03:34 And if you...
03:35 I'll put it down for you.
03:36 Otherwise you won't see anything.
03:37 Once you're in the bath, everything is over.
03:39 And you think...
03:40 Oh, yes.
03:41 I'm going to take a bath.
03:42 I'm going to take a bath.
03:43 I'm going to take a bath.
03:44 I'm going to take a bath.
03:45 I'm going to take a bath.
03:46 I'm going to take a bath.
03:47 I'm going to take a bath.
03:48 I'm going to take a bath.
03:49 And you think...
03:50 Oh, yes.
03:51 Oh, yes.
03:52 Blah, blah, blah.
03:53 Although you're sitting next to wild strangers in a bath.
03:54 And you think...
03:55 It's a bit...
03:56 We pretend it's not a bad thing, but it's...
03:57 Hello.
03:58 It's a bit strange.
03:59 And those skin sculptors who are dancing around.
04:02 You just have to adjust your tactics.
04:05 Look, I knew that when we had sex, I would lie down.
04:08 I thought, I'm going to get it.
04:09 I'm going to calm down.
04:10 But that's very unwise.
04:11 Don't do it again.
04:12 If you've moved around three times, you're on your own.
04:13 You can't do this anymore.
04:14 Yes.
04:15 You really have to look for them.
04:19 Where are they?
04:20 Wait a minute.
04:21 Yes, I've got him here.
04:22 Don't do it.
04:23 Just change your tactics.
04:24 You have no problem.
04:25 Just like this one.
04:26 Just climb up.
04:27 And just...
04:28 Then they hang again, as he used to do in the past.
04:29 Then they hang straight up.
04:30 And that's like...
04:31 Oh, yes.
04:32 Oh, that view.
04:33 And you decide if you can join in.
04:34 No.
04:35 Yes.
04:36 No.
04:37 Yes.
04:38 No.
04:39 Yes.
04:40 Now that one.
04:41 Yes.
04:42 Yes.
04:43 Yes.
04:44 Now that one.
04:45 Now that one.
04:46 Yes, this one.
04:47 No, this one.
04:48 And that he has nothing to contribute.
04:49 Yes.
04:50 Yes.
04:51 Yes.
04:52 A kind of pain in the ass for adults.
04:53 (audience laughing)
04:56 (audience laughing)