Bottoms | Report To The Principal’s Office – Official Clip | Ayo Edebiri, Rachel Sennott - video Dailymotion

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00:00 Excuse me. Could the ugly, untalented gays

00:03 please report to the principal's office?

00:05 Guess that's you guys.

00:07 Hello, Principal Myers. First of all, I want to say God bless--

00:10 Shut up. You know why you're here.

00:11 I don't, actually.

00:12 For committing a crime against Jeff,

00:14 our quarterback and the most good-looking,

00:16 all-American, red-blooded, muscular man

00:18 this town has ever seen.

00:19 Sir, please look in the mirror.

00:21 Shush! The homecoming game with Huntington

00:24 is nearly a month away.

00:26 Do you know how long we've been working toward this?

00:28 Yes. It's everywhere.

00:30 20 years. Couldn't be clearer.

00:31 I think I can explain. I can explain.

00:33 Jeff is psychotic, and he tried to murder us.

00:35 Ha! Sure. You're all victims,

00:38 and girls are always right, right?

00:39 Yeah, actually.

00:40 How come you can't buck up

00:43 and learn to protect yourselves

00:44 without running somebody over?

00:45 Maybe it's because we're small, and he's giant,

00:49 so we needed to use a little machinery.

00:51 Did you ever think of that, sir?

00:53 Can we just explain ourselves? Maybe I should buy a gun.

00:55 Okay, what? Don't buy a gun.

00:57 Nobody said buy a gun. Can we just calm down, everybody?

00:59 Sippy, you know what? What?

01:01 I'm gonna expel you both.

01:03 No! No! Yes! Yes!

01:05 You have to understand that this was a misunderstanding.

01:09 Really? We were just practicing...

01:14 for...

01:15 ♪♪

01:20 for our self-defense club.

01:23 Self-defense? What is that?

01:25 Uh...

01:27 That's like a fight club.

01:29 Well, here's the thing. Yes! Yes!

01:30 Yes! Uh, yes.

01:32 A fight club where we fucking beat each other up and shit.

01:36 No, we don't. Yes.

01:37 No, we don't. Shut up.

01:38 Okay, you know what? I don't care.

01:39 Fuck it. I don't care.

01:40 You're over it. Okay.

01:41 Yeah, you can beat the shit out of each other

01:43 while you perform the vagina monologues.

01:45 Just stay in your lane

01:46 until you're munching Beaverette Wesleyan.

01:48 Yes, sir.

01:49 (upbeat music)

01:52 (upbeat music)

Bottoms | Report To The Principal’s Office – Official Clip | Ayo Edebiri, Rachel Sennott

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