Will Compton Hates John Rich | Barstool Rundown - August 10, 2023
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01:01 - Did Penn take the big screen?
01:03 Is that, we have the tiny little--
01:04 - No, they moved it behind you.
01:06 They put my screen behind you.
01:09 - Yeah, this is a very small screen.
01:11 - Well, Dave yelled at us for using this screen,
01:13 so now I can't decide which one's best.
01:16 - I think you have a good one there.
01:17 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
01:19 - We'll start out loud.
01:20 You know, I know things have changed a little bit.
01:22 - Not that much.
01:24 - I have such bad heartburn.
01:25 (laughing)
01:26 - This might, we have to do Barstool Radio after this.
01:29 This might knock me out for a while.
01:30 I'll do it at the end of the show.
01:31 - Knock you out?
01:32 - Okay. - I thought I was supposed
01:33 to wake you up.
01:34 - If there was a three, maybe if it was a threeer.
01:36 - Oh, wow.
01:37 - But I was gonna say, I know we can like talk more,
01:39 you know, we can be edgier now.
01:41 John Rich, I don't know if we can start
01:42 with thousands of people dying in Hawaii.
01:44 - It's six.
01:44 - It's six. - What?
01:46 - To be fair.
01:47 - Six people. - Thousands of Hawaii's
01:48 been displaced. - Thousands of people
01:48 are screeing.
01:49 36 people have died.
01:51 - 36, okay. - That's a lot to put.
01:52 - That's a lot.
01:53 - A whole bunch of people are missing.
01:54 - That's a high start.
01:55 That's a high start.
01:56 - We're a news program. - It's a very strange topic.
01:57 - We, yeah, that was John Rich's thing.
01:59 He's like, it's what people are talking about
02:00 on the internet, like, oh.
02:02 We have, do we have a lot of political topics often too?
02:04 - It's not political, it's just like--
02:05 - Bob, it's what I'm saying. - It's humanitarian.
02:06 - Like, there are just some topics we talk about,
02:08 others we don't.
02:09 - It's not political till the cops get involved.
02:11 - I mean, it is, Pat did say that Oprah bought all the land,
02:13 which is--
02:14 - Strange.
02:15 - Bizarre.
02:16 - 800 acres, but it was back in March.
02:18 - Wait, before it burned down.
02:19 - Yeah. - Before it burned down.
02:20 - We are now a conspiracy theory show.
02:23 And something's amiss with Oprah buying all the land
02:26 that's now on fire.
02:27 I have no, I've done, Pat told me this 30 seconds
02:30 before we started.
02:31 I've done absolutely no research on anything.
02:33 I have no idea if that's true, but suspect.
02:36 - It's insurance.
02:37 - It's an insurance thing?
02:38 - Oprah needs-- - Just like 9/11.
02:39 - Oprah needs the money. - Just like 9/11 was.
02:40 - Yeah, Oprah needs the money.
02:41 - Oprah needs the money.
02:42 - Insurance.
02:43 So if we wanna make this topic,
02:44 Oprah sets Hawaii on fire.
02:46 (laughing)
02:47 - We'll headline that, I imagine.
02:48 - Insurance purposes.
02:50 Maybe.
02:51 (laughing)
02:53 - You think we're here to talk about climate change?
02:55 - That is terrible.
02:56 - That's fucking brutal.
02:58 - See any of this?
02:59 - Wish you would've shown it before we talked.
03:02 - I thought you'd seen it.
03:03 - There's rigs.
03:04 - That doesn't look so bad.
03:06 - Yeah, was it a golf course?
03:08 - Zuckerberg and his wife also have around 1,500 acres,
03:11 which is more than the government of Kauai owns.
03:14 - Yes.
03:15 - Illuminati, we say.
03:17 - Kuckerberg?
03:21 (laughing)
03:22 - All right, next topic.
03:23 - Anyway, yeah, I'm sorry.
03:25 - Legendary sports gambler, Billy Walter,
03:27 says that Phil Mickelson has wagered over $1 billion
03:32 in his lifetime.
03:33 Billy Walter is known as like
03:34 the greatest, most controversial sports gambler ever.
03:36 Wrote a book where he talks about his relationship
03:37 with Mickelson.
03:38 He says Phil's, his gambling losses are around 100 million.
03:42 He's probably wagered more than a billion
03:44 in the past three decades.
03:46 Also claims that Mickelson attempted to wager
03:48 on the Ryder Cup while he was playing.
03:51 He wanted 400K bet on USA to win, but Walters refused.
03:54 - First of all, why, obviously this is a question
03:56 in sports gambling at the moment.
03:58 Why can't you bet on your own team?
03:59 Phil is of the US.
04:00 Why can't you bet on the US?
04:01 - And I think we can say that now.
04:02 - Yeah.
04:03 Second of all, this is fucking bullshit.
04:08 I thought Phil just offered this information up.
04:11 I feel like we shouldn't even say it, keep it a secret.
04:13 - This is third party.
04:14 - Yeah, dude, Billy Walter's writing a book and sell,
04:17 that's bullshit.
04:18 You can't fuck it.
04:18 - It makes me think more of Phil Mickelson.
04:20 - Bro, if you're an addict, you have to write your own book.
04:22 That's my opinion on that.
04:25 - It's PR textbook.
04:26 It's you want a headline to sell your books.
04:28 That's what you do.
04:29 - Yeah.
04:30 - Now, how much is Phil Mickelson worth?
04:31 That's the question.
04:32 'Cause that's a term. - Billion.
04:33 - A billion?
04:34 - He just got a fucking fat check from the Saudis.
04:36 - I'll tell you what.
04:37 He's one of the guys who took it.
04:39 - Yeah, 875 million.
04:40 - 800 and, yeah, so I mean, honestly, what's that to them?
04:44 I don't believe a billion.
04:46 - And those things are so inaccurate
04:47 'cause they have no idea what,
04:49 that's actually one of the craziest things
04:51 is how we all just quickly Google blank, blank net worth
04:54 and we just say the first number that pops up.
04:56 And we're like, it's fucking scientific research.
05:00 I think all those numbers are low.
05:03 I would guess he's worth over 875 million.
05:05 - Look up Tommy Smokes net worth.
05:07 - Oh, good going.
05:08 - Good going.
05:09 - Actually, how do I know what my net worth is?
05:11 - What's it say?
05:13 - Oh, yeah.
05:14 - 175,000.
05:16 - How much?
05:17 - 875,000?
05:17 - 875.
05:18 - Not bad, Tommy.
05:19 - 875,000?
05:20 - Not bad.
05:22 - That's used to, oh, I hate this one.
05:23 - Then tell me why I had a fucking cosigner
05:25 on my last apartment.
05:26 - This website is kind of funny.
05:27 Look at this website, Tommy Smokes girlfriend.
05:30 He's a secretive person who keeps his personal life
05:32 away from the wildcats.
05:34 - But it couldn't be further from the truth.
05:35 - He's dating Corinna Kopp.
05:36 However, there are no clear facts regarding their relationship.
05:39 - However, there are no clear facts.
05:40 - He was rumored to be dating Hannah,
05:42 but he confirmed that he is not dating Hannah.
05:44 Like, it's written by like a, it's gotta be like AI or something.
05:46 - Who's Corinna Kopp?
05:48 I recognize the name, but.
05:49 - I'm an Instagram model.
05:50 - Instagram model.
05:50 - This is a website that, it's a .blogspot that Tommy wrote.
05:53 (laughing)
05:55 - He's doing the Costanza.
05:56 - Yeah, I Google myself a lot.
05:58 So I've been on this website quite a bit.
05:59 It also says I'm 5'7", which is not true.
06:02 - How often do you Google yourself?
06:03 - A lot, at least once a month.
06:05 - How come?
06:06 - I'm a narcissist.
06:07 (laughing)
06:07 - But like, what are you looking for?
06:08 - Just any new things like that.
06:10 Like, that was fun when I saw it.
06:11 - But what is, like, isn't the risk
06:13 that someone saying something means
06:14 so much higher than the reward?
06:16 Like, have you ever left it feeling good?
06:19 - There's usually nothing.
06:20 You know what I actually like to do?
06:21 We can, maybe we do for all of us.
06:22 I like to put in like Tommy Smokes
06:24 and see what the Google suggestions are.
06:27 - Okay, give it a whack.
06:28 - That's where I like to, or how long it takes me.
06:31 - Tommy Smokes, well.
06:33 - I don't even think I show up.
06:35 - Twitter, age, Reddit, college, Wiki,
06:37 vape god, survivor.
06:39 - Chet Hanks.
06:40 - Chet Hanks.
06:41 (laughing)
06:42 - All right.
06:43 - Hey, that's not bad.
06:44 Vitalberg.
06:45 - Net worth, Barstool net worth, age, Barstool,
06:50 wife, college, salary, Wikipedia, girlfriend.
06:52 - It's just all about money and fucking.
06:54 (laughing)
06:55 - Gang, the brand is strong, baby.
06:58 - I think you gotta put Barstool, Pat.
06:59 - But even if you put, the problem is
07:01 I never use my real name.
07:02 Even if you put Valvola.
07:03 - Yo, I'll tell you, I'm surprised
07:04 Gay didn't pop up for me.
07:05 I'm actually pretty offended Gay didn't pop up for me.
07:07 - Patio set, Barstool patio set.
07:09 (laughing)
07:10 Barstool, age, Barstool, Pat McAfee.
07:12 Okay, so I don't really have a.
07:13 - You have, there's a bunch.
07:15 - Put a Barstool, Pat tattoo.
07:17 Go pull my tattoo.
07:19 It's my body art.
07:20 Close.
07:22 - What is it, a leprechaun sucking the dick?
07:25 - Now, you know my tattoo.
07:27 - I don't know what it is, I know it's on your back, but.
07:29 - It's an African tortoise.
07:30 - Oh, really?
07:31 - Yeah.
07:32 - You go, wait, is that just a picture of a flutter?
07:33 It's like the fifth thing that pops up?
07:35 - Yep.
07:36 - Ooh.
07:37 (laughing)
07:38 Wait, speaking of Clemmer, Ken Jack,
07:41 can we see that picture?
07:43 Has Clemmer seen that picture?
07:44 - No.
07:46 - Bro, Clemmer.
07:47 You ever need evidence that Clemmer is an alien freak?
07:50 This is a crazy photo.
07:52 Have you not seen this?
07:54 I'm still, can we see the original tweet?
07:58 - Let me see.
08:03 - What the fuck?
08:04 - The hands?
08:05 - It is, dude.
08:06 - Why is his head like that?
08:07 - They're so twisted and mangled.
08:09 It looks like someone,
08:10 it looks like you just got kidnapped
08:12 and were tortured with a hammer.
08:14 Like, they pin your hands down
08:16 and fucking hit him with a hammer.
08:17 - And the finger in the picture, too, which is crazy.
08:19 - The guy's holding his hand up.
08:21 - Yeah, I think I was doing this.
08:22 - Yeah, that's what you, ah, it's tough.
08:25 - And you think eight different women
08:27 have married this man and had the hands of a hammer?
08:29 - Only two, only two.
08:32 - Those fingers, he's getting divorced.
08:33 Imagine that.
08:34 - See, now that guy's talking.
08:37 - Thanks for making fun of me.
08:38 - You got fingers that,
08:39 and I have the same type fingers that make her go,
08:42 "I wish the fingers were back in."
08:43 Like, it's the penis is not doing what the fingers can do.
08:48 - Clemmer's got a hammer now.
08:49 - Is your penis bigger than your finger?
08:51 - My fingers?
08:53 - Yeah.
08:53 - Yeah.
08:55 Of course.
08:56 - Congratulations, sir.
08:57 - Like, yes.
08:59 - Contragulations, queen.
09:01 - Your fingers look like they're like nine inches tall.
09:03 - No, they're not, though.
09:04 They're not, I mean, you're a tall guy.
09:07 - I can't, nope, I can't.
09:08 (laughing)
09:10 I will not let my fingers be a discussion.
09:13 (laughing)
09:15 - All right, next topic, Johnny Manziel documentary.
09:18 - This is good.
09:19 - Yeah, I haven't watched it yet,
09:21 but basically, he says he lied about his family
09:23 having oil money to cover up for the amount of money
09:25 he was getting by NIL deals before they were legal, basically.
09:29 - One of the dopest lies I've ever heard in my life.
09:31 - Yes.
09:32 - I mean, look at all these lies.
09:33 He had the fourth string A&M QB take drug tests for him.
09:36 Says he never watched tape, and at one point,
09:38 a coach checked the number of hours he spent on his iPod.
09:41 0.0, after a lease on the brand's
09:43 one of a $5 million vendor, oh, that's sad,
09:46 then attempted to commit suicide with a gun malfunction.
09:49 - Did you watch, do you guys watch it?
09:51 - No.
09:52 - So I watched it last night,
09:53 and I wasn't sure what to think of it.
09:55 I had a little sour taste in my mouth going into it,
09:58 because he used to have a podcast here
10:00 way back in the day that I produced.
10:02 He never showed up on mine.
10:03 Half the time he didn't even show up,
10:04 it was just Eric Burkhardt, his agent,
10:06 who's also in this, who would come in.
10:07 So I didn't know what to expect.
10:09 - The most agent of all agents.
10:10 I've seen these clips.
10:11 - Oh my God.
10:12 - Yeah.
10:12 - He's also, Eric Burkhardt, I love you,
10:13 but you are no Zempik, my friend.
10:15 That is not your regular buddy.
10:16 But I will say, it was much better than I thought.
10:21 I think the main takeaway is that Johnny Manziel
10:24 is just a good old boy, which is what it is.
10:27 I truly believe that he was just like,
10:28 yeah, football's like a side gig for me,
10:32 but what happens after the game is what I'm really into.
10:34 And it was the parting.
10:35 And I mean, it gets sad towards the end.
10:37 I would have liked to see a little bit more
10:39 of like the fallout, but I mean, highly recommend.
10:42 I would definitely watch it.
10:43 - I'm kind of surprised it's only an hour.
10:44 Like Johnny Manziel, I figured--
10:45 - All documentaries should be one hour.
10:47 Nothing needs to be more than that.
10:48 - Yeah, there could be series.
10:50 - Yeah.
10:51 - No, no, they don't need a fucking series.
10:53 Every story can be told in an hour.
10:55 - World War II?
10:56 Well, that's not, well, sure, okay.
10:58 You got me there.
10:59 No, you got me there.
11:00 - But his grandfather, they were talking about his grand,
11:03 he's like, dude, my grandfather is a G.
11:05 And they cut to his grandfather and he's sitting there
11:06 and he goes, "Ha ha ha."
11:07 So Johnny was getting so much money
11:09 that he would give it to his grand,
11:10 I mean, hundreds of thousands of dollars,
11:12 give it to his grandfather,
11:13 grandfather would deposit it and write him a check.
11:15 And then he would be sitting courtside
11:17 and doing all these things.
11:18 And people think they were comped.
11:19 No, Johnny was paying for that with money
11:21 that he was getting from signing the autographs.
11:24 And it's a well-known story,
11:26 but the first time he signed, he was in a hotel room,
11:28 he's like, "This is fucking great."
11:30 The guy's like, "Here's $3,000."
11:31 He's like, "Whoa, I had $15 in my bank."
11:34 A guy walks up to him, he says, "You're getting fucked."
11:36 He goes, "I'll give you $30,000, come with me."
11:39 Johnny drops the pen, goes downstairs,
11:41 guy gives him 30 grand.
11:42 And then he said, after that, once he had the money,
11:44 he's like, "It was over."
11:46 I really recommend watching it.
11:47 - It really is insane.
11:49 I know, obviously, we've said a million times
11:50 and now it's fine, but it was insane
11:52 that at one point he would get in trouble for that.
11:54 For writing his name out.
11:55 Just writing his own name on a jersey.
11:57 - Half a game suspension was all that he ever got
11:59 from the NCAA.
12:00 That's all he ever got.
12:01 - What was that even for?
12:02 - Did they take his Heisman back?
12:02 - Yeah, I don't think so, but it was for failing
12:06 to stop the monetization of his name.
12:09 It was some bullshit thing,
12:09 'cause they knew he was doing it,
12:11 but they couldn't prove it.
12:12 I mean, it made me like him.
12:14 - I do think, in all documentaries,
12:15 and you jokingly said beforehand, Puff Piece,
12:18 I do, I haven't seen documentaries,
12:21 so I'm speaking third-hand here,
12:23 but I hear it makes him look like the savior
12:26 of A&M football.
12:28 Where they had six first-round draft picks on that offense.
12:31 - Right.
12:32 - It's not really a just draft.
12:34 It wasn't this small-town team that he came in and saved.
12:39 But the Zero film thing was sick.
12:42 I saw that clip where he's like, he's holding Zero.
12:44 Which, in this office,
12:46 Gronk and his gang was here years ago,
12:51 and one of his guys was talking about Gronk's iPad time,
12:55 and he said the same thing, where he's like, "Zero."
12:58 And Gronk's just laughing through his hands.
13:01 He's like, "I don't know, I just know stuff."
13:03 (laughing)
13:04 He's like, "I don't have to look, I just fucking know."
13:06 - Well, Willie Colon said he's a little different position.
13:08 Obviously, Willie's like, "I never looked at a play."
13:11 He goes, "We get down, I look at Nick Mangold,
13:13 "I go, 'What do I do?'"
13:14 (laughing)
13:15 Nick will be like, "Do this, do this."
13:16 And he said, "That was it.
13:17 "Some guys get it, some guys don't."
13:18 So, I think that Zero is more common than you'd think.
13:22 Not saying it's common, but, huh?
13:24 - Quarterback?
13:25 - Quarterback, probably not.
13:26 And, by the way, I know one other person who,
13:28 I've heard of one other person who did it.
13:30 So, I'm not saying it's regular by any stretch
13:32 of the imagination, but I don't think
13:34 he's the only person to ever do it, either.
13:37 - Do you think there's been a sports phenomenon
13:40 like Johnny Manziel's since Johnny Manziel?
13:43 - Dude, I know, and I don't know.
13:46 - Definitely not in college football.
13:47 - Burrow was close, but not.
13:49 - No way, dude.
13:50 - Not even close.
13:51 - I mean, just think of how good that LSU team was.
13:53 - Burrow was a slow burn to get where he was.
13:56 - Yeah, fair.
13:56 - The second year, his sophomore year, I guess it was,
14:00 when they played Bama, and they lost,
14:02 but he fucking played out of his mind.
14:04 I remember I was with five buddies,
14:06 we were living in Boston, and sprinting home
14:09 to get there in time for opening kickoff.
14:12 - I was at my aunt's funeral.
14:14 We were like, "I gotta get home and watch
14:17 "Bama A&M," Johnny's throwing a mic.
14:20 I think he started off to Mike Evans
14:21 with a ginormous bomb.
14:22 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:24 - The best pass he ever threw.
14:26 - I remember hearing from that dude,
14:28 I always thought that college athletes should be paid,
14:31 and I remember hearing that the marketing CBS got
14:35 for that game was $800 million,
14:38 is what the commercials for that game cost.
14:41 And I was like, "Yeah, Johnny Manziel
14:42 "should probably get a buck or two for this."
14:43 - And also, the university, they took in
14:48 almost $400 million in donations
14:51 once Johnny came in, within his first year.
14:53 So he made the university, just on donations,
14:56 like 400 million bucks.
14:57 And this is a guy who has--
14:58 - I never even thought of the donations.
14:59 - He doesn't even have three figures in his bank account.
15:02 You get why he had a chip on his shoulder.
15:04 - The most mysterious woman on the internet,
15:08 the plain freakout lady, this motherfucker
15:09 back there is not real.
15:10 She was identified, now she's speaking out.
15:13 Tiffany Gomez, 36-year-old marketing executive.
15:17 2017, she was deemed a rising star
15:19 as a VP of client services.
15:21 She lives in a 1.6 million four-bedroom house
15:23 with a pool, Jesus Christ.
15:25 She said, "Since the incident, my life's been blown up.
15:27 "It's frightening, things go viral, everything changes."
15:30 - She should be fired.
15:31 - "Stinking out my house, stinking out my neighbors,
15:33 "they're going through my..."
15:34 You think she should be fired?
15:35 - I think she should be fired for that quote right there.
15:37 For that quote where she said,
15:38 "My life has been blown up, it's frightening,
15:40 "things go viral, and everything changes."
15:41 - You're a marketing executive.
15:43 You didn't fucking know this?
15:44 Fired.
15:45 - Is there a chance that this is all an elaborate ruse?
15:48 - I don't know, but I feel like that always happens.
15:50 The chick, this is way back, if you remember,
15:54 a woman got on a plane, and this was before
15:56 every plane had Wi-Fi and shit like that,
15:58 and she tweeted she was going to Africa,
16:00 she hopes she doesn't get AIDS or something.
16:02 - Classic.
16:03 - Yeah.
16:04 - Justine something.
16:06 - Was it really?
16:06 - Yeah, I think so.
16:07 - It was Joey Camasta.
16:08 (laughing)
16:10 And by the time her plane landed,
16:11 she'd already been like, I think she'd already been fired,
16:14 she'd been put through the ringer,
16:15 and then it came out she was a marketing executive.
16:17 And yes, then you should be fired,
16:18 'cause that's one of what, you should know that.
16:20 You should know when something like this happens.
16:22 Of course, she's like, "My life got blown up,
16:24 "this is crazy."
16:25 Yeah, you're a marketing executive.
16:25 You should know what happens when you go fucking viral.
16:27 - I heard a tweet about the person you brought up,
16:30 Justine Sacco, it was, "Going to Africa,
16:33 "hope I don't get AIDS, just kidding, I'm white."
16:35 - Oh, I forgot about that!
16:37 (laughing)
16:37 - Justine Sacco.
16:39 - Justine Sacco.
16:40 - I'm sorry to know about your guy's metal club.
16:42 (laughing)
16:44 - Oh, they're talking Tungsten?
16:46 - Have you won?
16:49 - Does everybody else know about Tungsten except for--
16:51 - I heard some fashion Tungstens, I mean.
16:51 - Does the internet know about Tungsten yet?
16:53 - Yeah.
16:54 - Like, the masses?
16:55 - Yeah.
16:56 - We have meetings every month.
16:58 John Rich came to a meeting looking very ill,
17:01 and unfortunately that has gone viral.
17:03 - You have to be nominated to join their club.
17:06 - No, no, you have to be nominated to be a Bohean.
17:09 - This is--
17:10 - Yes, it's a true process.
17:11 - This is the dumbest thing in the history of Barstool,
17:13 and I absolutely want it.
17:15 - Oh, you can--
17:16 - So, I want it now.
17:17 - The Tungsten Cube is here,
17:19 but it's in Dave's office, I don't know where it is right now.
17:21 - You remember too?
17:23 - Yeah.
17:23 - So there is no AIDS limit.
17:24 (laughing)
17:25 - Why prove that already?
17:26 - Honestly, I feel like you got a little--
17:29 - You'll hold the cube, it's gonna change your entire life,
17:31 I swear to God.
17:31 - I mean, I doubt that, but I do want the Tungsten Cube.
17:32 - No, I swear to God, it fucks with your entire life.
17:34 - No, no, the next meeting, we'll put you up for nomination.
17:37 - We need to applaud.
17:38 - I'll nominate you.
17:39 - Learning an instrument.
17:40 You have to do it.
17:41 - Well, no, that's for Sam.
17:43 Sam has to go on to play the keyboard.
17:45 - Well, wait, okay, take me back to the beginning.
17:47 - Awesome.
17:48 - Why did this start?
17:49 - It started with a Tungsten Cube.
17:49 - Austin had--
17:50 - Wait till you see the--
17:51 - It's just like a paperweight?
17:52 - No, no, no.
17:53 - Dude, it could be a lot of money.
17:54 - That's rude.
17:55 - Why do you buy it?
17:56 - This thing's like $500.
17:57 - No, it's like $2,000.
17:59 - No, no, the one here is just a big cube.
18:02 - It's a cube, and you can't lift up one end.
18:03 - Yeah.
18:04 - But why do you have it?
18:05 - Austin's just like 10 grand.
18:06 It was like--
18:07 - No, Austin, he did not spend $10,000.
18:09 - How much was the big cube?
18:10 - He said $10,000.
18:14 - No, no.
18:15 - $5,000.
18:16 - $5,000?
18:18 Why would you buy that?
18:20 - Until you feel it, you'll never understand.
18:21 This is a huge--
18:22 - No, until I feel it, I've felt heavy things before.
18:25 - No, you haven't.
18:26 - Once you know you have nothing.
18:27 - Think about how cool that can be.
18:28 - Maybe 200 people in the office
18:29 do the exact same rigor moral.
18:30 Like, it can't be that much.
18:31 It can't be that every single person
18:33 lifted the cube, and it just changes.
18:34 - I was in an airplane.
18:35 - It will change your whole--
18:36 - You walk around your whole life saying something
18:38 this size can only weigh this much,
18:40 and then you feel something that can completely change--
18:42 - I understand the concept of density.
18:44 I get it, guys.
18:44 - No, I want this to be--
18:45 - I get it, I get it, I get it.
18:48 - This is the same script every other person has ever used.
18:51 - This can be dense and heavy.
18:52 - This is literally the same script we all went through.
18:54 Like, everyone has said this.
18:56 - Someone's in there.
18:56 I don't know if they ever see this.
18:57 - Go kick him out.
18:58 - Go kick him out.
18:59 - Go kick him out.
19:00 - KFC just learned about the Tungsten Federation
19:02 in Virginia, it seems like.
19:04 - The office is buzzing.
19:05 - The office is buzzing.
19:06 - I think we might be back.
19:07 - The office is back.
19:08 We're back.
19:09 - Yeah, I'll make it.
19:10 - Let me pop a Zen in for the--
19:10 - There he is.
19:11 - Pat, you read the OJ topic.
19:13 I'll pop a Zen in.
19:13 - All right, OJ Simpson says Henry Ruggs' prison sentence
19:16 was way too lenient.
19:18 Former Raiders wide receiver Henry Ruggs was sentenced
19:20 to three to 10 years for drunk driving 155 miles an hour
19:24 down the Las Vegas strip.
19:25 Oh, I remember this.
19:26 - He killed somebody, didn't he?
19:27 - He crashed his car, 23 year old woman died.
19:29 Of course, OJ chimed in and said,
19:32 "You're driving a car at roughly 160 miles an hour
19:34 "on a public street and end up killing a girl and her dog
19:37 "and you only get three to 10 years."
19:39 I will say, it's a stiffer penalty than murdering your wife
19:44 and her lover and getting nothing.
19:46 - No, I love this out of OJ.
19:48 - I do?
19:48 - Yeah.
19:49 - OJ's hilarious.
19:50 - Oh, he's, like, this is unbelievable.
19:52 OJ should comment on every single prison sentence
19:55 and go too late.
19:56 - Hey, Twitter world.
19:57 (laughing)
19:59 - Hey, y'all.
19:59 - I feel like CNN or one of those news companies
20:03 should have OJ as, almost like a family guy bit.
20:07 Like, we'll go to our sentencing correspondent, OJ Simpson,
20:10 and it goes to him sitting in a chair and he just goes,
20:12 "Too late."
20:12 And then that's it.
20:13 (laughing)
20:15 - Hold his OJ down, he's gotta be up in his late 70s, right?
20:18 I mean, he's, no, mid 70s.
20:20 - Are they in early 70s, maybe?
20:22 - 76, yeah.
20:23 I mean, he's arguably had everything he's been through.
20:26 He's probably one of the luckiest humans on earth.
20:28 He went to jail for--
20:30 - What?
20:31 - Do you know about that?
20:31 - I know about it, but I've never held it.
20:32 - Bro, it is pretty weird.
20:33 (laughing)
20:34 But it's gonna change your perception of life
20:36 the more you get it.
20:37 - Wait, no, you know what?
20:37 It's almost better, okay, nevermind.
20:38 I was gonna say, taking it up--
20:39 - Oh my God, dude!
20:40 - That's just cute.
20:41 (laughing)
20:42 - Have you ever felt such power?
20:44 - How heavy is this?
20:45 - It's heavier than you think.
20:46 - This, what is the weight?
20:48 - What, I don't, off the scale?
20:50 - How much does it weigh?
20:51 - It's broken every scale we ever put it on.
20:53 - 50 pounds.
20:54 - How much, 50?
20:54 - It's fucking--
20:55 - 50 pounds?
20:56 - I couldn't lift it with one hand on the desk,
20:58 and I was like--
20:59 - Have you held this?
20:59 - Yeah, I don't, all right, I didn't need the power.
21:01 (laughing)
21:02 - You really do, it feels like a mole in the ear.
21:04 - Yeah, I feel like a mole in the ear.
21:05 - Ooh, Marvel reference.
21:05 - Yeah, and it like hurts to hold.
21:07 It's like too, get this out of my hands.
21:08 It's like too sharp.
21:10 - Tommy?
21:11 (laughing)
21:12 He's dying from a Zen.
21:14 - I have the Zen.
21:15 - You're sweating, Tom.
21:16 - But this can make me overpower the Zen.
21:18 (laughing)
21:19 - You are glistening right now.
21:21 - Yeah, you've been sweating this whole show.
21:22 - Oh, you're really sweating, dude.
21:24 - No, it's fine.
21:25 - It's kind of gross.
21:25 - Really?
21:26 - Yeah.
21:27 - Radio?
21:28 - What?
21:29 - You're gonna be able to do a radio?
21:30 - Yeah, I'm fine, what do you mean, I'm fine.
21:30 - This is crazy, I can't get off the chair.
21:32 - I got a meeting, so enjoy the show.
21:33 He gets it immediately.
21:35 - Am I glistening?
21:36 - Yes, you're for sure glistening.
21:38 - That's 'cause I had to put moisturizer on.
21:41 - Give me, I'm kind of sweating.
21:44 - But can I get you a tube?
21:45 - You can get it, it's on the website.
21:47 (sighing)
21:49 - Is that you?
21:50 - KFC, you trying to join the Tungsten Federation
21:51 in Greater New York?
21:52 We meet about once a month.
21:54 - I don't think I share the same fervor that you guys do,
21:58 but I wanna be in.
21:59 - We have an application and then a video submission
22:02 no longer than 45 minutes.
22:03 - There is a small enrollment fee of $500,000.
22:07 (laughing)
22:08 - The Tungsten meetings are, I would say,
22:10 the funniest things maybe we do at this company,
22:12 and there's not an ounce of content.
22:13 (laughing)
22:14 - I would agree with that.
22:15 - Yeah, we go there and we went to a Dave & Buster's
22:18 conference room a couple weeks ago.
22:19 - The one in Times Square?
22:20 - Yeah, yeah, great one.
22:21 - We rented out the conference room,
22:22 $100 for three hours total, which is an insane deal.
22:26 And we legitimately sat there for two hours
22:28 and went over business.
22:29 We went over applications, we watched some submission videos,
22:33 we elected Chris D'Agostino, who's on the branded team here.
22:35 He was waiting in the office, we called him up,
22:38 and we're like, "You made it."
22:39 He ran over to Times Square.
22:41 Yeah, we take notes every meeting.
22:44 It's just legitimately two hours of talking Tungsten.
22:46 It's great.
22:47 - I've never noticed I laugh at all.
22:49 - Really?
22:50 - Ever.
22:51 - You're getting inked up?
22:51 - I think we're gonna do--
22:52 - What are you gonna get?
22:53 - A square, or like, I don't know if we wanna do
22:56 the element or just like a silver square.
22:58 I'm gonna do it like thigh, so it's hideable.
22:59 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:00 - Nice.
23:01 - I know, it's crazy.
23:02 - Girls are gonna go nuts when they see that.
23:03 - Yeah.
23:04 - So it's a cube?
23:05 - Yeah, it's the Gentes Medal.
23:06 (laughing)
23:09 - Well, OJ's funny.
23:12 All right, after show.
23:15 Let's, where should we start with here?
23:18 Sirius X, I mean, Dave tweeted like,
23:19 "Hey, Sirius XM, let's talk."
23:21 We'll see if that happens.
23:23 That would be interesting.
23:24 And then we'll get into this more on Barcelona Radio,
23:26 which I guess we've already heard at this point.
23:27 But our RT guy might be insane.
23:29 - There's rumors that it's not actually his Twitter account.
23:33 I don't believe them.
23:35 - No, it is his Twitter account.
23:36 He was in a school--
23:38 - He's in a space--
23:39 - Yeah, there was a little--
23:40 - Unless he's fucking AI, like--
23:41 - Well, it's Greer.
23:42 People, there is some rumors, some scuttlebutt
23:44 that it's Greer, 'cause Greer's the only person
23:47 who follows him, but Greer just follows
23:48 fucking weird people.
23:50 This guy is, he's the guy who,
23:53 he sent an email like his first day here,
23:56 like, "Hello, Barstonians," I think he said.
23:59 Barstoolians or something like that.
24:01 Like, that was, I mean, you're dead from the dumpster.
24:04 - I think I like him.
24:06 I love someone with a lack of self-awareness.
24:10 - This guy's got it in spades, it seems.
24:12 - He's cornered out.
24:13 He waited for Dave today with a coffee on the street.
24:16 - I saw someone out, but there was two people,
24:18 wasn't there someone else?
24:19 - The other guy has a documentary on J6,
24:22 I believe he's hoping to sell to Dave.
24:23 - January 6th.
24:24 - Yes, yeah.
24:25 - Yep.
24:26 - It's about Rittenhouse.
24:27 - And Rittenhouse as well, yeah.
24:28 - Well, hey, we can do that stuff now.
24:30 (laughing)
24:32 - He has a binder and a bunch of stories
24:34 about J6 and Rittenhouse.
24:35 - Yeah, this guy trolled me.
24:36 - Jack Mack is producing.
24:37 - Oh, yeah, this guy's trolled him.
24:38 - He responded to my, like, the video
24:40 of me punching that guy out,
24:42 and he was like, "Fake news, look set up and fake."
24:45 Fuck you, David Waltz.
24:46 (laughing)
24:47 - And he was currently an employee here
24:49 when he did that, right?
24:50 - What?
24:51 - He was currently an employee here.
24:51 - Isn't he talking elsewhere?
24:52 - Who, can you imagine what he's saying on Vine?
24:53 - Oh, yeah, he's also an Andrew Tate and a--
24:56 - Who is that?
24:57 - Tucker Carlson reply guy.
24:58 - All right, so he's a freak.
25:00 (laughing)
25:01 - He's the Captain Cons of Andrew Tate and Tucker Carlson.
25:04 - The good news is he's only in charge
25:05 of all of our technology.
25:07 - Yeah, there also are rumors that
25:10 he can see everyone's computers.
25:12 - Oh, that's it.
25:13 - So I am hesitant to really go with this guy.
25:18 He's also been challenging me to rough 'em rowdies.
25:20 - I like him.
25:21 - I'll just--
25:22 - I think it's fuck around and find out, David Walsh.
25:25 I'm looking at him.
25:26 (laughing)
25:27 - Yeah, he wants to get the IT department into Ruffner.
25:30 I think we gotta have him on Barstool Radio.
25:31 - He's not allowed on Barstool Radio.
25:33 Not by--
25:35 - By who?
25:36 - Pete, he is, I don't, I think Pete's my boss.
25:39 Pete was like, he's not on Barstool Radio.
25:41 And I was like, okay, and I walked away.
25:42 - Do you think it's because Pete's jealous?
25:43 - I don't know, Pete was very red and was like, he's done.
25:46 He's done, he's not on Barstool Radio.
25:48 And I went, okay, and I walked away with my tail
25:50 tucked between my legs.
25:52 - What does that mean, he's done?
25:53 - Yeah, I think he's done talking.
25:54 - Got it.
25:55 - Got it, they cut out his voice box.
25:57 - Yeah.
25:58 I think he was none too pleased
26:01 that Dave also called him overweight.
26:03 - Well, he's fat.
26:04 - Well, yes, he is.
26:05 - Yeah, I saw some.
26:05 - I have a string of rumors about Brian Fitzsimmons.
26:08 He looks like Brian Fitzsimmons, but less.
26:11 - I'm sorry, are we missing words here?
26:13 - He was in a very ill-fitting shirt, I'll put it that way.
26:15 - Yeah, it's a tough angle, I'm sure.
26:17 - I wouldn't have gone with the hot pink.
26:18 - Yeah, no, no, no, he's a nice guy, we liked it.
26:20 - And John Rich, your Barstool Investigates video
26:22 with Will Compton came out.
26:23 I haven't watched it, but I saw the trailer
26:25 and a few clips, looks very funny.
26:26 - I did watch it.
26:27 Did you really do that?
26:30 Like, was that, that got very real at the end.
26:33 - Yeah, me and Will had no idea
26:35 when he came on the bus and I was sitting.
26:36 - Why did he hear it from you?
26:39 I don't wanna spoil the video, I'm gonna spoil it real quick.
26:41 You told him his career's over.
26:43 (laughing)
26:45 - I just asked to do it and forced my way in there
26:48 and Taylor was on board, like Taylor,
26:51 if you watch the video, like Taylor catches me,
26:52 but peek behind the curtain,
26:54 Taylor did kinda help us get it set up.
26:57 So he was all about it.
26:58 - I suspected Taylor that was set up.
27:00 - I think maybe originally, we're never exactly sure
27:03 what we're investigating.
27:04 It was gonna kinda like look into whether or not
27:07 he was taking his career seriously,
27:10 like whether or not the whole year 10 thing was real.
27:13 And then it kinda just turned into me confronting Will
27:16 and telling him his career was over.
27:17 - And Will wasn't gonna fight you?
27:19 - He was not comfortable, but why hearing it from you
27:21 was he like, fuck, like, are you secretly an NFL GM?
27:24 - I'm still not sure.
27:25 (laughing)
27:27 I went in there.
27:28 - It like, it hit him when you said it,
27:29 like he got red and uncomfortable and he's like, fuck.
27:32 - Taylor was on board.
27:33 I think I said in the video, he like asked like,
27:34 why are you telling me this?
27:37 (laughing)
27:38 - And I ask him now, why?
27:40 - Yeah, he did a rundown one time, like over Zoom,
27:42 and we had like a little bit of communication.
27:44 I think I've met him for two seconds in the office.
27:47 - Was it as uncomfortable as it felt?
27:49 - No, it was actually, I don't know,
27:52 I had a few drinks before.
27:53 (laughing)
27:54 - We can call Will, get his side of it.
27:56 - Yeah.
27:57 - Oh, he's in Italy.
27:58 - What time is it?
28:01 - In Italy?
28:02 - It's like eight o'clock there.
28:03 I'll shoot him a call.
28:04 Who do you think I'll answer for?
28:06 Probably you, me.
28:07 He loves smokes, but.
28:08 - Yeah, yeah, you give him a call.
28:09 - I will say he has not said much about it at all.
28:12 (laughing)
28:13 - I think he replied to the busin Twitter account,
28:15 like what the fuck, why are you promoting this
28:17 or something like that?
28:18 This is all very bizarre.
28:19 I would like to hear Will's stance on this.
28:21 Well, I wanted to know why it carried any weight
28:24 coming from you.
28:25 Like, people must have tweeted him before your career's over.
28:27 - You're asking the wrong guy.
28:28 I'm not sure why.
28:31 - I mean, I guess when you work your whole life
28:32 to play football and then.
28:34 - But John Rich is in the version.
28:35 - It's over.
28:36 Someone had to do it.
28:38 - Hey, Will?
28:40 - Tommy, what's up, brother?
28:43 - What's up, it's Smokes.
28:44 - Yeah, yeah, I know.
28:46 - Yeah, I'm on the rundown with Feidelberg and Pat.
28:49 We're talking about the John Rich Barstool
28:51 investigates video on you.
28:53 And we're kind of thinking it seems pretty fucked up
28:55 from him.
28:55 What's your side of the story?
28:59 - My side from what?
29:00 Like what angle?
29:01 Like him doing it?
29:02 - Yeah, yeah.
29:03 What did you think when like you saw him on the bus?
29:05 (laughing)
29:10 - Well, when I saw him on the bus,
29:13 I didn't really know what was happening.
29:15 They wanted me to sit down.
29:18 I didn't know Taylor was in on it.
29:19 I thought Taylor was just felt just as awkward as I did
29:22 when it was all going down.
29:23 But yeah, I didn't really know what to think.
29:26 And then when he didn't shake my hand, I thought, okay.
29:29 - I was really trying to,
29:31 I was really trying to assess
29:34 what kind of situation I was in.
29:36 Because I didn't really know that it was like,
29:37 I hadn't seen Barstool in that one episode with Vinci.
29:42 But I hadn't seen what they had done.
29:44 So I didn't know I was like in some bit type content thing.
29:48 I thought it was like,
29:50 he was trying to add something.
29:51 And it felt like it was,
29:53 I felt like it was awfully put together.
29:55 - I don't disagree, Will.
29:58 John Feidelberg here.
29:59 Quick question.
30:01 Why did what he said it to you,
30:03 it felt like it carried weight to you?
30:06 Why did what John Rich say matter to you?
30:08 - What do you mean?
30:10 - Like you were kind of,
30:11 like you kind of got red and you were like,
30:12 oh damn, okay.
30:13 Like John Rich doesn't,
30:17 he's not an NFL,
30:18 he like, he can't declare when year 10's over.
30:20 Year 10's on, baby.
30:22 - Oh, year 10's not.
30:24 I don't know how it ended,
30:26 but year 10 is not,
30:28 year 10 did not end right there.
30:30 It did not die right there.
30:31 - Okay, that's what I'm happy to hear.
30:32 - Year 10 can't be killed.
30:34 - That's what I thought.
30:35 - It can't kill what's already dead.
30:37 Year 10 lives in immortality.
30:38 (laughing)
30:39 - All right, that's,
30:40 that I'm glad to hear that.
30:41 - Yeah, no, there's no,
30:42 there's no fucking retirement.
30:44 That's not, that's no retirement video.
30:46 After they told me about it,
30:47 I was like, oh, that should,
30:48 that should be funny.
30:50 And for solely, he was texting me afterwards.
30:52 He was like, hey, can you change your bio to
30:56 retired NFL player or something like that?
30:58 And I just responded to him like,
30:59 I'm not that in the fucking need.
31:00 Like I'm not.
31:01 - Dude, people at this company
31:02 are out of their fucking minds.
31:05 For solely texting you that,
31:06 to change your Twitter bio?
31:08 - Yeah, I'll send it, I'll send it, I'll send it.
31:10 I would love to get a screenshot right at the end.
31:12 - Hey, what's do people think they are?
31:13 - Hey, would you publicly let everyone on the film team
31:16 know you're not interested in making a video?
31:16 - Just for the video, like just for the bit.
31:19 And I was like, no, I'm not doing it.
31:21 - Jesus Christ, dude.
31:23 That's nuts.
31:24 I'm getting a year 10 jersey today.
31:25 I want that.
31:26 I'm gonna reach out to our guys.
31:27 - Me too, Tommy here, me too.
31:28 (laughing)
31:29 - Oh yeah, I fucking appreciate it, boys.
31:31 I need that.
31:32 I need that.
31:33 - All right, dude, we'll let you go enjoy Italy.
31:36 - All right, see you boys.
31:37 - Later, brother.
31:38 - Love you.
31:39 - God, I love you.
31:40 (laughing)
31:41 - I mean, so Will Compton fucking hates Top Ridge.
31:44 (laughing)
31:44 That was, that is abundantly.
31:47 (laughing)
31:48 - I kinda got that vibe.
31:49 (laughing)
31:51 - All right, that's the rundown.
31:53 (laughing)
31:55 - We interrupted family vacation for that.
31:57 - That was kinda tense.
31:58 - That was tense, that's how it felt in the video too.
32:01 - We got a lot of stuff.
32:02 (whooshing)
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