'Ballywalter' is a life affirming story about the unexpected connections that can change the course of our lives.
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00:00 That froth looks funny.
00:02 So do you.
00:04 Taxi not more of a fella's job?
00:09 Would you not think of doing something easier?
00:11 I mean, like a wee cleaning job?
00:13 Annie, you are an actual adult, but your brain is minuscule.
00:18 If a customer asks for a flat white, that's just a latte with two shots.
00:21 But if a customer asks for a flat white with one shot, just be like, "Aye, whatever," and give him a latte.
00:26 I don't know how much longer I can handle being here.
00:29 Oh, well, let us know when you're on your way back to your new apartment with a south-facing sunroom.
00:34 Cracker day.
00:39 Tropical.
00:40 Listen, I'm going to be up and down here this next couple of weeks.
00:43 Would I be able to book in advance?
00:44 I'd do it for life.
00:45 Don't go squealing, but you can sit in the front.
00:58 Do you like sex yet?
00:59 Just a wee stopgap.
01:00 You want to be a comedian?
01:02 Not really. Just like a wee course.
01:04 Oi, boy!
01:05 Take me somewhere else.
01:07 That's a spirit war.
01:08 Dunno, somewhere.
01:09 Yee-haw!
01:13 I haven't had such a good night in so long. Thanks.
01:16 When comedy is at its best, it's a kind of healing.
01:19 Rise up, Eileen!
01:22 All this talk about you wanting to go away, well, you're fooling no one.
01:26 You're not the same.
01:28 I don't know who you are anymore.
01:30 Neither do I.
01:31 Eileen!
01:33 Did you bring me here to offer spiritual guidance?
01:39 Sometimes it's not all about you, Eileen.
01:41 Just know, I'm not going anywhere.
01:45 Get down to that gate before I knock you into next Sunday.
01:48 I wouldn't be here without you.
01:55 Do you really think I can do it?
01:57 No, but that's not the point, is it?
02:00 (dramatic music)