Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer
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Transcript
00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - Dude, did you let Krabs back here?
00:15 - Your face is Krabs.
00:16 - Give him some of your beer.
00:18 - You give him a beer.
00:19 - I'm giving them something way stronger than beer.
00:22 (dramatic music)
00:29 - Detective Reese, Detective Reese, come in.
00:31 - Reese here.
00:33 - All right, what do we got?
00:34 - Captain, Captain.
00:36 - You think Krabs are pinching people to death?
00:38 - Well, what's it gonna take for you to take this seriously?
00:41 - Get somebody to agree with you.
00:43 Someone who knows what they're talking about.
00:44 - Alex Bailey, I'm Detective Charlie Reese
00:47 and I need your help.
00:48 - Wait, you wanna know if a Dungeness Krab can kill someone?
00:51 - That's what I'm aiming to find out.
00:53 - Is that alcohol?
00:55 - That's classified.
00:56 - News flash, these are not normal Krabs.
00:59 - How in the hell did that stay unprocessed
01:02 inside of that Krab?
01:04 - What is it?
01:05 - Coke.
01:06 - Cocaine?
01:07 - You have absolutely got to be kidding me.
01:10 - Is that what I think it is?
01:12 Evidently, these are space Krabs.
01:16 - Hold the course, Miss Bailey.
01:17 We've got some Coke snorting space Krabs to wrangle.
01:20 - Oops.
01:22 - Oops my ass.
01:24 (dramatic music)
01:29 (dramatic music)
01:32 - I'm not afraid of these things.
01:35 They just look like a bunch of plastic toy Krabs.
01:38 (crunching)
01:40 (dramatic music)
01:43 (wind howling)
01:46 (wind howling)
01:48 (wind howling)
01:51 (wind howling)
01:53 (wind whooshing)