A supervillain learns it's all about the baby steps. | dG1fRTZTSnByUnFqeU0
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00:00 Is there any chance that the plane would have landed safely on the boat?
00:04 It didn't have wings, man.
00:06 Look, everyone on that plane and on that boat would have been dead if not for Captain Heroic.
00:10 Well, we're just gonna have to agree to disagree.
00:14 Okay, even if you don't think Captain Heroic is great,
00:16 you gotta at least admit that it was awesome when he told that reporter,
00:20 "I gotta go catch another plane."
00:21 Anyone could have said that.
00:23 Yeah, but he actually went and caught another plane.
00:26 How to become a supervillain.
00:30 Step one.
00:30 It's all about the baby steps.
00:32 You'll want to start small.
00:34 Petty crime is an excellent way to earn cash to fund your future supervillainry.
00:38 If you plan on committing a robbery or similar public activity,
00:41 be sure to hide your identity.
00:44 This will help you avoid being recognized by passerby or the police
00:48 and will have the added benefit of striking fear into the hearts of your victims.
00:52 A pitfall to avoid would be entering into this situation without a plan or a weapon.
00:57 You want to feel safe and comfortable at all times.
01:00 Remember the supervillain's hierarchy of weapon dominance.
01:05 A knife is serviceable.
01:07 A hammer is better.
01:08 You might think a gun is your best bet, but consider these alternative options.
01:13 A crowbar.
01:14 Screwdriver.
01:16 Phillips head or flathead.
01:17 Bullwhip.
01:18 A WMD packs quite the wallop.
01:22 Step six.
01:24 Hire a minion.
01:26 [GASPS]
01:54 We did it, man! We did it!
01:55 I should have gone gun.
02:01 Most importantly, trust no one.
02:04 Consider building your own minion.
02:05 Robots are in this unit.
02:07 Step seven.
02:09 If possible, obtain superpowers.
02:11 Obtain superpowers.
02:13 Obtain superpowers.
02:14 Baby steps.
02:15 Baby steps.
02:15 Baby steps.
02:16 Baby steps.
02:17 Congratulations.
02:18 You are now a supervillain.
02:20 All right, caller.
02:23 You're on the line.
02:23 What do you have to say about this new supervillain?
02:27 I feel like you think he's a good guy, and I don't think he's a good guy.
02:31 Everything I've seen in the news is pointing that he seems to be a pretty good guy.
02:36 He's stealing people's identities.
02:37 He's robbing.
02:38 He's-- what?
02:39 How is he good?
02:40 He has an evil minion robot that he built.
02:43 Yeah, but I mean, have you seen that robot do anything bad?
02:46 I mean, it could be a really cool robot.
02:48 I happen to like robots.
02:50 He electrocuted a baby!
02:52 I saw that happen!
02:54 He broke into a museum, stole dinosaur bones, and is making evil velociraptors that are
03:00 attacking elementary school.
03:01 Wait, caller.
03:02 OK, my question to you, caller, is where's Captain Heroic in all of this?
03:06 Hey, Tom.
03:15 What should I say?
03:18 Captain, who are you supposed to be?
03:21 Who am I?
03:22 Brush.
03:25 Let's get this over with.
03:29 Brush.
03:33 Now what?
03:38 Are you going to kill me?
03:39 No, I'm not going to kill you.
03:43 Then what?
03:44 Is it-- is it money?
03:45 Is that what you want?
03:46 I have plenty of money.
03:48 No, this isn't about money.
03:49 It's complicated.
03:52 You're not going to get away with this, whatever this is.
03:55 What is this?
03:57 What do you want?
03:59 I want you.
04:00 What?
04:04 Finish your sentence.
04:07 What do you want?
04:08 Get back here.
04:10 We're not finished.
04:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:26 How to flirt.
04:28 Step one, it's all about the baby steps.
04:31 Baby steps.
04:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:37 It's not about love or determination.
04:43 It's not about robots or taking over nations.
04:49 It's about baby steps.
04:52 Baby steps.
04:55 Oh, sweet baby steps.
04:58 Baby steps.
05:01 Girl, give you some baby steps.
05:03 Baby steps.
05:05 Thanks.