Security Guard Goga Ko Malik Se Shikayat, Abid Mitti Ne Paise Or Wardi Or Araam Ki Kyu Di Sahulat
Security Guard Goga Ko Malik Se Shikayat, Abid Mitti Ne Paise Or Wardi Or Araam Ki Kyu Di Sahulat
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00:00 "Be careful, be careful."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:03 We have a guest with us during the break.
00:06 And we have his guards with us.
00:08 Let's talk about why they are here.
00:09 They are the guards.
00:11 I am not doing anything wrong. It's just a uniform.
00:16 - He is.. - No, no.
00:17 He is a senior guard.
00:19 He is absolutely right.
00:21 One is from an expensive place.
00:23 One is from an expensive place.
00:24 - Greetings. - Greetings.
00:26 Who is the principal here?
00:29 Gulfam, my name is here.
00:30 Why are you here? We have to do a show.
00:33 Sir, he is my boss.
00:34 - Okay. - I am his guard.
00:36 What is your name?
00:37 Kamran Mitty.
00:38 - What? - Kamran Mitty.
00:42 Why do you want to eat? You have grown up.
00:44 Why are you here?
00:46 Sir, I have no complaints against him.
00:48 Who gave you permission to bring a gun
00:50 in the premises of the security guard?
00:52 First, ask him what the premises mean.
00:57 Oh, God! Mr. Agha is right.
00:59 Oh, God! I have been lying down since the 16th floor.
01:02 I have been suffering for so long.
01:04 I am suffering from a headache.
01:06 You are scanning my CT scan.
01:08 - Oh, God! - He is right.
01:10 I thought that when Mr. Agha performed..
01:12 - Yes. - ..he was trying to scare Bollywood.
01:14 I told him that we won't be able to get out of here.
01:18 We will sit in the car and face the consequences.
01:19 I was telling you that the guard's wife will be released at the end.
01:25 How can you say that?
01:27 Sir, listen to him.
01:29 He is lying down. I don't know what he is doing.
01:32 - I have a complaint against him. - What is it?
01:36 - I am a security guard. - Okay.
01:38 Why do you have to give me a gun?
01:41 - What? - What?
01:42 Because of Mitty, he is acting like a guard.
01:45 What is your complaint?
01:48 Sir, who is responsible for giving him a gun?
01:50 No, I think he wants to say that it is too hot.
01:54 - He should have an AC. - No, I don't want an AC.
01:57 - Why? - I am a security guard.
01:59 I don't need a gun. I am not alert.
02:02 - What? - Mr. Haroon, it is too hot.
02:04 - Yes. - It is so bad that you can throw me out
02:06 and I will be in the AC.
02:07 - At least, give me a gun. - He is right.
02:10 - Yes. - But it is a good thing.
02:11 No, if I bring a gun, I feel sleepy.
02:14 - You feel sleepy. - Yes.
02:16 Okay, he brought a gun.
02:18 - It is so unfair, Mr. Haroon. - Yes.
02:20 Why did you give me a chair? Ask him.
02:23 Why?
02:24 I am sitting on a chair. How can I be alert?
02:26 Don't give him a chair or a fan.
02:28 Sir, I am in my bedroom.
02:30 I see a glow in the window.
02:32 My heart starts beating.
02:34 Your heart is beating.
02:36 Don't speak so loudly. You are making me feel uncomfortable.
02:38 Sir, I think you have been trained very well.
02:42 My father has trained me so well.
02:45 Yes, he used to give him a rake when he was born.
02:49 When he was six or seven years old, he used to take him to the farm.
02:53 He used to hit him with a stick.
02:55 - He was very strong. - When he was admitted to the hospital
02:59 - he was very strict. - Yes.
03:01 He used to say, 'Don't keep anyone's name.'
03:02 'Find out what it is.'
03:04 My parents have trained me very well.
03:08 When I was born, my father used to give me a lion's tail.
03:13 - The lion saw him. - Yes.
03:15 He went behind my father and cursed him.
03:17 - What? - He said, 'He is a foodie.'
03:19 'Believe me, he has eaten seven tigers'
03:24 'and no one has eaten him.'
03:25 He used to go to the forest and gather all his animals and say..
03:30 - What? - 'Someone has crushed me today.'
03:32 I didn't get angry. I was a lion's fan.
03:37 - I see. - I can't eat a lion.
03:39 - Hey! - Hey!
03:42 This is your childhood.
03:43 How did you get physical training when you grew up?
03:46 I'll tell you about the training.
03:48 - I travelled in a horse. - A horse?
03:51 Yes. I travelled from Lahore to Multan.
03:53 Because he had polio.
03:55 He was on a truck and the truck hit him.
03:59 I married my younger sister.
04:02 - Then? - God blessed me.
04:04 He gave me Rs. 2 lakhs as dowry.
04:06 - Oh! - That's not unfair.
04:09 What is unfair?
04:10 I took Rs. 2 lakhs and married my sister.
04:13 How could I give it to my sister?
04:14 - Yes. - She doesn't have that much money.
04:17 I married my sister.
04:20 - There you go. - Where is your sister?
04:22 - She's at home. - She's at home.
04:23 Only fortunate people get such a boss.
04:26 Explain her. How many times do I tell you to explain her?
04:30 I'm meeting you for the first time.
04:33 Sir, I'm not a guard.
04:34 - Okay. - This is my uniform.
04:36 I've been working in this uniform for 20 years.
04:38 I've been told to bring a new uniform.
04:41 I'm not a guard.
04:42 You should change after 20 years.
04:44 If I change, people will say that I'm a new guard.
04:47 People should think that he's a new guard.
04:50 Do you have ego issues that you can't take money from him?
04:54 You should be egoistic in life.
04:56 - Oh! - Egoistic!
04:58 - He's a new guard. - Wow!
05:01 He's been wearing the uniform for 20 years.
05:03 If he finds a new one, he'll say that people will think that he's a new guard.
05:06 - Yes. - It's like when the uniform starts to get worn
05:09 people will think that you're retired.
05:12 Sir, listen to me. He got this uniform 20 years ago.
05:15 It was a white uniform.
05:17 He had changed it.
05:19 He's asking me to buy a new pair of shoes.
05:21 I'm not a guard. I don't need shoes.
05:24 You should buy shoes or a fan for your house.
05:26 Is he your son-in-law?
05:28 You should buy a new guard who will be grateful to you.
05:32 - Take him out. - Arzu, I'm so heartbroken.
05:35 - Oh! - He'll find another owner.
05:37 I don't need another guard.
05:40 Honestly, guards don't get saved every time.
05:43 A good guard is a lucky one.
05:46 Sir, listen to me.
05:48 I get paid from here.
05:50 - Yes. - He pays me from here.
05:51 - He's lucky. - You're so dedicated to your work
05:55 that you don't let your kids study.
05:56 My kids are so nice that they get me married in a few days.
06:00 I've realised that I'm earning a lot.
06:03 Oh, man!
06:05 - But.. - How are you looking at him?
06:06 - Listen, I'm right. - Yes.
06:08 I've been beaten up three to four times.
06:10 - But.. - It's so bad.
06:13 When I don't have money, I'm happy to give it to someone.
06:18 What's your problem?
06:19 My problem is why should I take the money together?
06:22 And I'll give you money in bulk.
06:25 I have a solution. Pay him according to his salary.
06:29 I don't have a salary.
06:31 Then?
06:31 He's giving me money in bulk.
06:35 The guard keeps saying, 'He's got a thief in his house.'
06:39 'What can I do? I'll catch him.'
06:41 - He has a friend, Zahid. - Yes.
06:44 - He comes to his house. - What's your problem?
06:45 Why should I have a problem if I come to his house?
06:48 He's been at the factory for a few days.
06:51 If you have a problem, tell me directly.
06:55 I'll leave all my friends.
06:56 - Oh, man! - So, basically, the owner
06:59 is possessive about the guard.
07:01 Yes, he loves him a lot.
07:03 I tell him to go to the office at 8 a.m.
07:07 and come home at 10 a.m.
07:08 What are you telling me?
07:10 He's been with me for the past 24 hours.
07:13 He's been asking me to go to the factory.
07:15 No guard has ever looked at me.
07:17 He doesn't even let me go to the factory.
07:20 He only looks at the guard.
07:22 - Sir, what's the problem? - What?
07:25 Look, this gun is so dangerous.
07:28 I'm the guard.
07:30 Why should I be given a gun?
07:32 You should've taken a car.
07:34 - No, sir. - You should've given a dangerous gun.
07:36 Why did you give me a gun?
07:38 - Mr. Arun, this gun he's holding.. - Yes.
07:42 ..is a hunting gun.
07:43 Why did you give me such a dangerous gun?
07:46 - Yes. - What if someone kills me?
07:48 - Yes. - What if I get hanged?
07:50 God forbid.
07:51 Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.
07:57 We'll meet after the break.
07:59 Mr. Arun, you're smiling.
08:00 - You look happier than smiling. - Go and do the dishes.
08:03 He's crazy. Should he do the dishes or me?
08:07 (audience laughing)