Check out the trailer for Dicks: The Musical, an upcoming musical comedy movie starring Aaron Jackson, Josh Sharp, Megan Thee Stallion, Nathan Lane, Megan Mullally, and Bowen Yang as God.
Two self-obsessed businessmen (Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp) discover they’re long-lost identical twins and come together to plot the reunion of their eccentric divorced parents.
The film is written by Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp. It is directed by Larry Charles (Seinfeld, Borat).
Dicks: The Musical opens in theaters on September 29, 2023.
Two self-obsessed businessmen (Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp) discover they’re long-lost identical twins and come together to plot the reunion of their eccentric divorced parents.
The film is written by Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp. It is directed by Larry Charles (Seinfeld, Borat).
Dicks: The Musical opens in theaters on September 29, 2023.
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - This is Craig Tittle.
00:04 - Thanks, doll.
00:05 - And this is Trevor Brock.
00:07 - You have a good day.
00:09 ♪ My cock is fucking massive ♪
00:11 ♪ It always leaves the ladies sore ♪
00:14 ♪ The money just keeps rolling in ♪
00:16 ♪ The good times never stop ♪
00:18 ♪ There's never been a man like me ♪
00:20 ♪ And I'll always be on top ♪
00:23 - Craig Tittle, Trevor Brock, my two top salesmen.
00:26 You two motherfuckers look like y'all could be twins.
00:29 - You're so silly. - I think we actually
00:30 look very dissimilar.
00:31 (upbeat music)
00:34 - The only thing I have from the dad I never knew is
00:37 - Half of a locket.
00:39 - We must be brothers.
00:41 - Not just brothers, Trevor, twins.
00:43 - Wow, we're twins.
00:44 We're fucking identical twins.
00:47 - If mom and dad got married again,
00:48 then we'd have a real family.
00:50 - What if we trick them into getting back together?
00:54 - What are you doing here?
00:56 (gasps)
00:56 - They're twins.
00:57 (upbeat music)
01:00 ♪ Y'all are just servants ♪
01:00 ♪ This is my palace built in brick by brick ♪
01:02 ♪ So get in a line, drop on your knees ♪
01:03 ♪ And suck my fucking dick ♪
01:05 - Should I open another bottle?
01:07 - I know it's our second, but we're not Baptists.
01:10 - Should we drown them in the bathtub
01:12 in an old fashioned way?
01:13 - Y'all fucked up.
01:14 - I'm gay.
01:16 Queer is a $3 bill and just as thin.
01:19 ♪ Life's a fucking hand job ♪
01:21 ♪ And I only play to win ♪
01:24 - Oh, God.
01:26 (upbeat music)
01:28 - Wow, a lady boss.
01:36 I guess it really is the year that it is.
01:38 - I'm so sorry, did you say sewer boys?
01:43 - Disgusting.
01:45 - They're not disgusting, they're gay culture.
01:48 (upbeat music)
01:51 (upbeat music)
01:53 (farting)
01:55 [BLANK_AUDIO]