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00:00 Welcome to Crocodile Heaven.
00:04 I'm a crocodile, and I died in the most glorious way possible.
00:09 Being eaten by the world's greatest snake.
00:12 I'd like to dedicate this song to that snake.
00:17 Snakes like anacondas, the pythons and the boas
00:22 They don't hold a candle to a monster that could grow up
00:26 Lengthy as a school bus and heavy as a car
00:31 The biggest snake that ever slithered the earth by far
00:39 You were big enough to swallow me whole
00:45 Dislocate your jaw and swallow me whole
00:49 Suffocate me and then swallow me whole
00:52 Swallow me whole, Titanoboa
00:57 Scientists discovered its fossils in a mine
01:02 Big enough to swallow a cow just fine
01:06 But it fed on giant turtles and snub-nosed crocodiles
01:12 It's hard not to be impressed by such a massive reptile
01:21 Big enough to swallow me whole
01:25 Dislocate your jaw and swallow me whole
01:29 Suffocate me and then swallow me whole
01:33 Swallow me whole, Titanoboa
01:37 If you'd met Titanoboa face to face
01:43 Its back would come up as high as your waist
01:47 You should let that fact sink in for a moment
01:52 So it can blow your mind
01:56 Swallow me whole
01:59 Dislocate your jaw and swallow me whole
02:03 Suffocate me and then swallow me whole
02:06 Swallow me whole, Titanoboa
02:11 Swallow us whole
02:15 Dislocate your jaw and swallow us whole
02:19 Suffocate us and then swallow us whole
02:23 Swallow us whole, Titanoboa
02:27 Titanoboa
02:31 I don't even know how I'm playing this thing right now
02:40 I don't have opposable thumbs
02:43 Guess it's no weirder than a turtle playing the piano.
02:46 [BLANK_AUDIO]