They say a dog is a man's best friend, but what if the man is a total dirtbag? In that case, it might be time for some sweet revenge, doggy style.
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00:00 (silence)
00:02 (silence)
00:04 Hi there, uh, big dogs. I'm trying to get home.
00:06 I know which way that is.
00:07 Oh, great!
00:08 Right up my fucking ass, you little shit.
00:10 Oh, no, that can't be right.
00:12 I'm lost.
00:14 You're a stray man.
00:15 You can do anything you want.
00:17 This beer doesn't taste good, but I like how it's making me feel.
00:20 Have you ever hooked anything before?
00:22 I recently fucked this couch.
00:23 Best sex of my life!
00:25 And she dirty too.
00:26 Oh, well, I can tell. Looks like she hasn't been washed in years.
00:29 I'll see you later, baby.
00:31 It was nice to meet you.
00:33 I really should find my way back home.
00:35 We can help.
00:36 I'm completely lost, and my little puppy paw pads are really hurting right now.
00:41 This could be a lot worse.
00:43 How could this get worse?
00:44 Huh? How could it get worse?
00:45 Hold on, buddy!
00:48 Oh, wow, your balls look huge from this angle.
00:52 Thank you, but holy fu-
00:54 That is the craziest thing I have ever seen.
00:59 And I'm Dennis Quaid, and Dennis Quaid has seen some shit.
01:04 I'm starving.
01:05 How many of these should we eat? All of them?
01:07 Give me a sec.
01:08 Whoa! You look different.
01:10 You look different too.
01:11 How so? Is it my human hands?
01:13 Hold up.
01:14 Shit! The cops!
01:15 Oh, God, what do we do?
01:16 Calm down. I've got this.
01:18 Hello, officer. None of this-
01:20 Shut the fuck up!
01:21 Shut the fuck up.
01:21 (upbeat music)