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01:35 "Buy some propane?"
01:37 (En anglais)
01:39 "Yeah... I'm sorry. I met him on MySpace."
01:43 "Whoa... What are you talking about? Your house?"
01:46 "No, no, no. MySpace is on the Internet. We chatted online and, well, we became friends."
01:51 (En anglais)
01:55 "Yeah, but on MySpace you get to know someone real fast.
01:58 And it turns out, Thatherton is as obsessed with Weezer as I am."
02:01 "What's Weezer?"
02:03 "Exactly. Bye, Hank."
02:05 (En anglais)
02:10 "Thatherton? God dang, I know Pat Richard cheats on his wife, but I never thought he'd cheat on me!"
02:16 "Apparently, he communicated with Pat on something called MySpace."
02:21 "MySpace? He used MySpace? What is MySpace? What are we talking about here?"
02:26 "I don't know, sir. I think it's a cult."
02:30 "Mm-mm. It's a social networking site. You know, on the Internet. It makes socializing fun."
02:36 "Well, we need to get strictly on the Internet, then. ASAP!"
02:41 "But, sir, we already have a sell sheet to inform people."
02:45 (En anglais)
02:49 "Ugh... Donna, can you put us on MySpace?"
02:52 "Yeah, I'd love to. It sure beats the rest of the crap I normally have to do around here."
02:58 "Donna."
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05:09 "Riki! I'm Alan-252 from MySpace. Came to get that grill."
05:14 "Hey! I saw that picture of you in Cancun, man! Do you think I would like scuba diving?"
05:20 "Alan-252? Man, get your butt over here!"
05:24 "Huh. I guess this MySpace thing is really working."
05:27 "We already have over 40 friends, and I know most of them, so they're all really cool."
05:36 "What's Joe Jack doing there?"
05:38 "Check it out!"
05:40 (Musique)
05:43 "Joe Jack, huh? Who knew? Watch this one."
05:49 "Woo! Dance with me! Come on! I'm so drunk!"
05:55 "I was so drunk."
05:58 "Donna, this is terrible. This is no way to represent Strickland."
06:02 "You think I'm just a number cruncher and I can't do creative things?"
06:07 "Take this site down immediately before anyone else sees it."
06:11 "Ugh!"
06:13 "Donna! I was just on to MySpace. It was so much fun! And nothing attracts customers more than fun!"
06:22 "Thank you, Mr. Strickland."
06:25 "But there's nothing on there about the propane or the propane accessories."
06:30 "Donna, I want you on MySpace duty full time. I'm making you assistant manager of new media."
06:37 "But I'm the assistant manager."
06:39 "Well, now we got two."
06:41 (Musique)
06:45 "Everyone, now that I'm an assistant manager, we're gonna take this place to a new level."
06:53 "First order of business. We need to add some new video to the site."
06:57 "So, who wants to get kicked in the ding-dong?"
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07:06 "I don't know why Strickland is on MySpace."
07:12 "The whole thing is like a contest to see who can make the biggest ass of themselves."
07:17 "That's why it's so great!"
07:19 "I also love MySpace, but I would never be on it as myself."
07:23 "Online, I am Ted Danson."
07:26 "People will tell Ted Danson anything."
07:29 "Con is manic-depressive."
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07:37 "Morning, Donna."
07:40 "Hey, who should we assign to make more coffee for us?"
07:44 "I'm thinking Melinda."
07:46 "Slow down, Donna. You've only been assistant manager for a day."
07:50 "You'll find that leadership..."
07:53 "Hot dang, people! We got ourselves over 500 friends!"
07:57 (Musique)
08:02 "Welcome to Strickland. I'm Hank."
08:04 "I'm actually here to buy propane from Joe Jack."
08:07 "Right here."
08:08 "Preferably one that you freaked."
08:10 "I'm on it."
08:11 "I'm pretty sure I gave this one the business, honey."
08:15 "But just to be sure."
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08:20 "Business is really picking up!"
08:22 "But at what cost?"
08:24 "There's no way that's your body."
08:26 "You cut and pasted your face. This woman has six-pack abs."
08:29 "Count these."
08:30 "Wow! Look at Melinda's stomach. It's amazing!"
08:35 "Melinda, no. Pull down your shirt."
08:37 "This is a workplace, so get back to work."
08:40 "Hank, I need a picture for your profile."
08:43 (Musique)
08:47 "Am I handsome?"
08:49 "Do hunters ask each other that question?"
08:51 "Time to go a-truffling!"
08:54 (Rires)
08:56 "Dang! I didn't know pigs could run like that!"
08:59 "It's a rental! After her!"
09:01 (Musique)
09:05 "This grill offers more than enough heat to do the job."
09:08 "Hank, we need you to set up a fire."
09:11 "Donna, I'm with a customer."
09:13 "There's a billion potential customers online."
09:15 "I think you need to deal with them first."
09:18 "Get blogging!"
09:22 (Sigh)
09:23 "Okay. Donna will help you."
09:26 "Okay, so you can help me?"
09:28 "Of course I can. Log on to www.myspace.com/strictprobe."
09:35 "You can post questions there. Thank you."
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09:46 "The new reverse thread on the dual intake portable propane containers allows for..."
09:51 "Bah!"
09:52 "Ugh! What is this?"
09:54 "Here, look at my page. Maybe this will inspire you."
09:58 (Musique)
10:02 "Good Lord, Donna!"
10:05 "Deep breaths, Lady Bird. Deep breaths."
10:09 "Sure, Lady Bird barks at me, but she'll let any old riffraff in the backyard."
10:13 "Peggy, I'm borrowing your dog to track down my pig."
10:16 "If you'd like to borrow Joseph as collateral, I'm okay with that."
10:20 "When you bring her back, just hose her down."
10:22 "Hose Joseph too!"
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10:26 "You told everyone I'm a propane in the neck."
10:29 "You're a propane in the neck!"
10:31 "You wanna talk, Enrique? Your posts have offended everyone in this office."
10:36 "Oh, please, Roger. You're just mad about those pictures."
10:38 "No, my wife's mad about those pictures. I was 30 days sober!"
10:43 "Everyone, stop fighting."
10:45 "Hank's right. Save it for your blogs."
10:48 "No, our customers don't need to know about this."
10:51 "This is exactly what the customers want to know about."
10:54 "Hank, you don't understand how much of a pain in the neck I am."
10:59 "Hank, you don't understand how the world works anymore."
11:03 "You don't get my generation."
11:05 "We're the same age."
11:07 "You just can't deal with the fact that I'm your equal now."
11:10 "And as an assistant manager, I'm gonna ask you for the last time to blog."
11:16 "Fine, Donna. You want me to blog what I'm thinking?"
11:20 "I'll blog what I'm thinking."
11:22 "Good. Finally."
11:24 "Donna is an idiot. Post."
11:28 "Thank you, Hank. I'm sure my 4,000 friends will find that very interesting."
11:34 "Well, that's supposed to scare me, huh?"
11:36 "Are your 4,000 friends gonna come out of the computer and get me?"
11:41 "The people are not really in the computer, Hank."
11:48 "That would be like poltergeist."
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