An abandoned dog named Reggie teams up with other strays to get revenge on his former owner.
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00:00 Hi there, uh, big dogs. I'm trying to get home.
00:02 I know which way that is.
00:03 Oh, great!
00:04 Right up my fucking ass, you little shit.
00:06 Oh, no, that can't be right.
00:08 I'm lost.
00:10 You're a stray man.
00:11 You can do anything you want.
00:13 This beer doesn't taste good, but I like how it's making me feel.
00:16 Have you ever humped anything before?
00:18 I recently fucked this couch.
00:19 Best sex of my life.
00:21 And she dirty too.
00:22 Oh, well, I can tell. Looks like she hasn't been washed in years.
00:25 I'll see you later, baby.
00:27 It was nice to meet you.
00:29 I really should find my way back home.
00:31 We could help.
00:32 We're completely lost, and my little puppy paw pads are really hurting right now.
00:37 This could be a lot worse.
00:39 How could this get worse?
00:40 Huh? How could it get worse?
00:41 Hold on, buddy!
00:44 Oh, wow, your balls look huge from this angle.
00:48 Thank you, but holy fu--
00:50 That is the craziest thing I have ever seen.
00:55 And I'm Dennis Quaid, and Dennis Quaid has seen some shit.
01:00 I'm starving.
01:01 How many of these should we eat?
01:02 All of them?
01:03 Wait a sec.
01:04 Whoa! You look different.
01:06 You look different too.
01:07 How so? Is it my human hands?
01:09 Hold up.
01:10 Seth! The cops!
01:12 Oh, God, what do we do?
01:13 Calm down. I got this.
01:14 Hello, officer. None of this--
01:16 Shut the fuck up!
01:17 [music playing]
01:18 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪