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00:00 We're not really gonna have to sell the compound.
00:02 What are we paying?
00:03 I don't know, Dean.
00:04 I don't know.
00:05 Why don't you ask Uncle JJ for another loan?
00:07 He's rolling in the dough.
00:09 Perhaps I can be of assistance.
00:12 I am Dr. Henry Killinger.
00:14 And this is my resume.
00:17 Freelance business consultant and executive motivational coach.
00:21 I don't know if I can afford--
00:22 I work pro bono.
00:23 Great! When can you start?
00:25 I already have.
00:28 You cannot hope to reverse your regrettable financial straits
00:31 without increasing production and workflow.
00:34 To do this, you will need a highly skilled full-time staff.
00:38 And here they are.
00:39 S***!
00:40 How did they--
00:41 Well, team building is a specialty of mine.
00:44 I can't--
00:45 They don't look Mexican.
00:46 How am I supposed to pay all these people?
00:48 You won't.
00:49 The state will.
00:50 These men are part of a workflow program.
00:52 I call them the "Venge-Man."
00:55 Do you get it?
00:56 "Venge-er."
00:57 "Venge-Man."
00:58 No, no, I get it.
00:59 I'm just imagining what the Super Science Workers Union
01:02 is gonna say when they get a load of the scabs.
01:04 They've been on strike for like two years.
01:07 Dad!
01:08 The manufacturing wing!
01:10 It's on fire!
01:11 Ugh.
01:11 It's like we're under attack again.
01:13 Everybody in the panic room.
01:15 I'll take care of this.
01:16 Relax, my friend.
01:17 There will be no more attacks.
01:19 What you see is not fire,
01:21 but industry breathing new life into the corpse
01:24 of the venture compound.
01:26 Never seen it do that before.
01:27 Me neither.
01:28 Wow!
01:29 You're some kind of magic man!
01:30 No, you are the magic man.
01:32 Wow!
01:34 I suggest you put that into a high-yield mutual fund.
01:36 Now, if you'll excuse me,
01:38 I have much work to do.
01:40 Gentlemen,
01:44 esteemed representatives of the machine workers,
01:46 nuclear engineering, and custodial Super Science Unions.
01:49 I've read your list of grievances,
01:51 and am prepared to make you a very generous offer
01:54 on behalf of Venture Industries.
01:56 Who the hell are you?
01:58 Gillinger.
01:59 Dr. Henry Gillinger.
02:00 And this is my magic murder band.
02:03 Well, gentlemen,
02:07 we have a deal on the table.
02:09 What do you say?
02:10 Any takers?
02:12 Notice of hostile takeover?
02:14 Who?
02:14 Venture?
02:15 What a dick!
02:16 Wait, we're not even a publicly traded company.
02:18 Oh, uh, FYI,
02:20 I issued some shares back when we needed cash for the Nintendo Wii.
02:23 What?!
02:23 We're supposed to be partners!
02:25 Why did--
02:26 Is this supposed to be me?
02:27 As a griffin, yeah.
02:29 We're partners, ain't we?
02:30 Why are you a minotaur, Centaur?
02:32 Eviction?
02:34 But I'm not in arrears!
02:36 The company is going back into arachnid research.
02:38 Your quarters have been rezoned.
02:40 What?
02:41 Why, Mr. Venture will hear of this!
02:42 Dr. Venture
02:44 has given me power of attorney in all business matters.
02:46 Wait.
02:47 There's something strange
02:50 about you, doughy mystery man.
02:53 I sent
02:54 the presence of
02:57 *whimpering*
03:01 Your powers are useless on me, you silly billy.
03:03 *whimpering*
03:05 You have until noon tomorrow to vacate the premises.
03:09 Good day.
03:11 *outro music*